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Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: December 08, 2015 08:56AM

I have volunteered before and sent you helpful recommendations about seeking help for what may be pretty serious mental issues. I am extending my hand again in a gesture of neighborly friendship and tolerance.


I would like to help you break the chains of your third world culture that are holding you back. I will devote this thread to helping you learn about America and things American. I am sure others would be nice enough to also help!

How can we help YOU become a better American, Gerry? If we can't deport you, I guess we got to keep you. If you need any advice about things about this country you don't understand and maybe just a little help to fit in, feel free to ask.








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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: December 08, 2015 08:56AM

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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: December 08, 2015 09:52AM

We are here to help you, Gerry!






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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: December 08, 2015 10:06AM

You can take the miscreant out of the third world, but you can't take the third world out of the miscreant.

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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: asdsadsa ()
Date: December 08, 2015 10:15AM

Obama's first FIRST >>> FIRST responsibility is to protect the American people.

In importing 1000's of refuges from a war torn Muslim country with no way of "vetting" (muslims which more than a 1/3 not opposed to Jihad/terrorism) he is NOT NOT NOT looking out for America's interests or their protection.

Obama is a treasonous asshole Marxist with no ability to change or learn or listen to any dissent.

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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: nipnotsignedin ()
Date: December 08, 2015 01:14PM

Man that pretty neighborly of you WingNut. See Gerry WingNut is a stand up guy. I'd be happy to help also. Let me know if you need any help with this WingNut.

Nip

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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 08, 2015 02:26PM

Republicans are traitors.

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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: December 08, 2015 06:47PM

Gerry why do you have to be so rude to me and Mr. Chuck?

We're trying to reach out our hand to you.








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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 08, 2015 06:50PM

I dont talk to traitors. When yall flaunted Bibi disrespectfully to offend our president in our congress. That day I no longer considered you Americans with an resemblance of dignity.

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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: December 08, 2015 06:51PM

Come onGerry let us know what you don't understand about America and we will try to lead you thru it.

It is a great nation and we are generous people. Join us!








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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: DHvkb ()
Date: December 08, 2015 06:54PM

but you were cool with nancy pisslosi meeting wth assad no doubt.





libturds... lol

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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 08, 2015 06:56PM

WingNut Wrote:
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> Come onGerry let us know what you don't understand
> about America and we will try to lead you thru
> it.
>
> It is a great nation and we are generous people.
> Join us!

Oh I understand America. I am America. You are a dying breed.

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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: December 08, 2015 06:57PM

Gerry I know it hurts when you are on the playground and none the other kids will talk to you.

We want to bring you into the fold.







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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: December 08, 2015 07:02PM

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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: KW7vL ()
Date: December 08, 2015 07:03PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> WingNut Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Come onGerry let us know what you don't
> understand
> > about America and we will try to lead you thru
> > it.
> >
> > It is a great nation and we are generous
> people.
> > Join us!
>
> Oh I understand America. I am America. You are a
> dying breed.

Gerry what dying breed are you speaking of?
how different are you than other Americans?
Please explain -- I need to know this -- so I too can help.

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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: Meanwhile At WingNut's House ()
Date: December 08, 2015 07:05PM

This - Un-American thing is happening.

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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: Oops ()
Date: December 08, 2015 07:06PM

Meanwhile At WingNut's House Wrote:
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> This - Un-American thing is happening.

This little thing.
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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: December 08, 2015 07:08PM

LOL looks like one of your fag euros,

Not an American.







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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: True the Vote! ()
Date: December 08, 2015 07:36PM

Hey Gerry, Stand up and pee like a man, stop wearing sandles and pajamas, eat steak and pork chops, and use febreeze to mask that curry odor. C'mon Gerry work with us here, You know we're the good guys, you just need to sit on the bench and watch how Real Americans kick ass. Real Americans don't know how to bow and kiss ass like Obama.

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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: December 08, 2015 08:00PM

Good advice from True, especially the Febreeze part.

We gave Gerry a nation with a reliable electrical grid and flush toilets, the least he could do is show some gratitude.






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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 08, 2015 08:18PM

You didnt give me shit. You trash have no assets. Youre broke hillbilly piles of garbage lol.

I own more of this nation than all of you combined. If only you trailer park trash knew what it felt like to be a real American. An affluent American nothing but millionaires for relatives.

I wouldnt piss on you if you were on fire lol.

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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: December 08, 2015 08:26PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> I wouldnt piss on you if you were on fire lol.


+1 thats good Gerry! Sounds like something an American might say!







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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: True the Vote! ()
Date: December 08, 2015 08:30PM

Hey Gerry, How many slurpees did your uncles have to sell to become slumdog millionairs? Maybe one day you will own your own 7-11.

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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 08, 2015 08:35PM

Hey True, how does it feel to be poor, angry and Republican? Not to mention born stupid, that must suck too.

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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: December 08, 2015 08:36PM

I think working at SevLev forces Gerry into contact with really stupid people- chain smokers and lottery players; dumbfucks who buy their overpriced EBT groceries at a convenience store.

Maybe if Gerry had a job at Whole Foods he would meet some yuppies with some brain cells and get his mind out of the toilet.







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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: PpGdn ()
Date: December 08, 2015 08:47PM

Gerry stop numbing old threads from 2012 -- the truth can be hidden on this site by you bumping it down -- but it will always be the truth
Peace

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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: libs hate America. ()
Date: December 08, 2015 08:56PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Hey True, how does it feel to be poor, angry and
> Republican? Not to mention born stupid, that must
> suck too.

You're going to vote for a Jew! Hahahaha!

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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 08, 2015 09:01PM

Love me some Jewellary.

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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: Ying Ko ()
Date: December 08, 2015 09:02PM

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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: FrankR. ()
Date: December 08, 2015 09:19PM

Pray when I find you Gerry that you die quickly.

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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 08, 2015 09:22PM

FrankR. Wrote:
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> Pray when I find you Gerry that you die quickly.

Im scared.

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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: December 08, 2015 09:29PM

I bet you don't even know who Evel Kneviel is Gerry.

How can you call yourself an American?!?!


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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: Apoo ()
Date: December 08, 2015 10:00PM

True the Vote! Wrote:
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> Hey Gerry, How many slurpees did your uncles have
> to sell to become slumdog millionairs? Maybe one
> day you will own your own 7-11.


True the Vote - can't spell millionaires - he will never be a millionaire no matter how many lottery tickets he buys while on welfare.

Funny thing - WingNut's family shops at 7-11 - for sustenance food and groceries.

Even 7-11 can't hire WingNut - can't pass the pee test or the credit background check - but Apoo passed with flying colors.

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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: December 08, 2015 10:26PM

Apoo Wrote:
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> True the Vote! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hey Gerry, How many slurpees did your uncles
> have
> > to sell to become slumdog millionairs? Maybe
> one
> > day you will own your own 7-11.
>
>
> True the Vote - can't spell millionaires - he will
> never be a millionaire no matter how many lottery
> tickets he buys while on welfare.
>
> Funny thing - WingNut's family shops at 7-11 - for
> sustenance food and groceries.
>
> Even 7-11 can't hire WingNut - can't pass the pee
> test or the credit background check - but Apoo
> passed with flying colors.


OMG LOL!


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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: December 09, 2015 06:29AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
> Oh I understand America. I am America. You are a
> dying breed.


Documented and reported to DHS. Suspected ISIS/ISIL threat.

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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 09, 2015 06:33AM

Vexxxed Wrote:
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> Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
> > Oh I understand America. I am America. You are
> a
> > dying breed.
>
>
> Documented and reported to DHS. Suspected
> ISIS/ISIL threat.

Saying old Republican assholes are dying off get under your skin old man? Just a fact of life. Even Fox News is going to give up on you eventually.

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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: December 09, 2015 06:58AM

Too late GerBear.

You were offered the dove of peace which you promptly slow cooked with some nasty off the 7-Eleven shelf spices.

When offered a helping hand, you tried to lop it off making your true intentions known.
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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 09, 2015 07:05AM

Vexxxed are you gonna be here to celebrate Hillarys election with me next year?

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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: Right on ()
Date: December 09, 2015 07:32AM

GM2 right on man
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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: December 09, 2015 07:52AM

Would you like us to explain baseball or football to you first Gerry?

Any American English phrases that have you confused?

Let us know, we're here!


idontlikebeingrightaboutshitlikethisbutiam



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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: The Bard of FFXU ()
Date: December 09, 2015 07:55AM

"An Ode to WIngNut"

We come each day to FFXU,
In search of witty minds,
And stumble upon his dreadful posts,
Full of venom, bile, and slime.

One casts an eye upon his rants,
Good Lord there are so many,
They boast about his principles,
He is clearly devoid of any.

His insults rain like a biblical flood,
Against Dem’s and their Low IQ’s,
But when measured in and of himself,
His smarts don’t reach his shoes.

His slovenly keystrokes cast no doubt,
His thoughts are like a pestilence,
His prose is that of a drunken lout,
Intoxicated with a lack of eloquence.

He claims to be a self made man,
And worships his creator,
He claims to be a patriot,
And spews like a Confederate traitor.

His points are often mean and sharp,
Like thumbs from a very dull mind,
When confronted with facts and figures,
He’s unable to respond in kind.

The primary point in his vile remarks,
Is really to just whine and bitch,
To try grasping his meandering logic,
Will make your eyeballs itch.

He blasts so loud and often,
At the Blacks, the Browns, and the Poor,
One would think that our Admin Cary,
Would kick his ass out the door.

Here lurks a soul so devoid of wit,
He casts darkness upon the night,
Belching Fox news garbage all about,
Unarmed for an intelligent fight.

His offenses to many are countless,
So his trailer has a moat,
But nobody here would breach it,
And condescend themselves by cutting his throat.

His day of judgment will surely come,
He’ll soon meet the undertaker,
And on his grave shall be my post,
“Please piss upon this defecator.”

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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: December 09, 2015 08:00AM

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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: Knewit Rockney ()
Date: December 09, 2015 08:01AM

Sitting on the bench reminds Gerry of watching the older boys play fuck the goat at recess in his real country.

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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 09, 2015 08:05AM

WingNut Wrote:
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> Would you like us to explain baseball or football
> to you first Gerry?
>
> Any American English phrases that have you
> confused?
>
> Let us know, we're here!


Sure, can you explain if a player catches a punt in the field of play whose momentum drives him into his own end zone and is tackeled, is that considered a safety?

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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: December 09, 2015 08:08AM

Gerry I would guess it to be a safety! Am I right?

Where did you get this question? I respect you for trying to fit in.


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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 09, 2015 08:19AM

WingNut Wrote:
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> Gerry I would guess it to be a safety! Am I
> right?
>
> Where did you get this question? I respect you for
> trying to fit in.

You would be wrong. Catching the ball in the field of play and backing into your own end zone from your own momentum warrants a touchback and would not be considered a safety under any circumstance. One can also down the ball for a touchback.



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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: December 09, 2015 08:21AM

Is the issue the lack of forward progress, Mr. Gerry?

I am fascinated that you know this!






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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 09, 2015 08:23AM

It happened I think two monday nights ago. Player was forced by backing up for a punt into his own end zone after the catch. You could see him think for a second and then hesitantly down the ball and the referee ruled touchback.

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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 09, 2015 08:26AM

Lets move on to something more complex. What warrants a catch?

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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: December 09, 2015 08:28AM

Well Gee Whiz Gerry! You are on fire!

Something to do with a football move if I recall, but help me with the worded definition.

No Googling!






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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 09, 2015 08:30AM

How about this. Do you know how to go and fuck yourself?

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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: pitcher ()
Date: December 09, 2015 08:32AM

Gerry wants to play catcher with WingNut.

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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: December 09, 2015 08:38AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> How about this. Do you know how to go and fuck
> yourself?


That's OK Gerry! I'm not angry.

You are a troubled Paki man and I expect you to lash out every so often because of frustration.

We'll leave this thread up for you when you want to come back and be nice.






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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 09, 2015 08:44AM

You done redneck dipshit? You know nothing about me fagnut.

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Re: Gerrymanderer2: We Are Here to HELP YOU ASSIMILATE!
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: December 09, 2015 08:46AM

How many states have you been to Gerry?

Not islamic ones, U.S ones.







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