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Purple makes green
Posted by: wahhhhh ()
Date: June 22, 2009 11:28PM

Has anyone ever noticed that if you drink grape soda or perhaps grape Kool-Aid, any purple colored beverage most likely, then your shit turns green? WTF?

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Re: Purple makes green
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 22, 2009 11:33PM

This happens to me if I drink a lot of green tea. Also, the spicy cheetos that I eat turn it to some crimson red. Looks like burning logs in the toilet.

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Re: Purple makes green
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 23, 2009 01:13AM

Eat the "Blue Monster" ice cream, and your shit will look like it's radioactive.

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Re: Purple makes green
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: June 23, 2009 02:12AM

also if you eat a lot of okra you poop will also turn green. i think its because there are color dyes in the food or drink that our body cant digest. so you poop out that same color

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Re: Purple makes green
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: June 23, 2009 06:47AM

Wow, yall must go through a LOT of diapers.

I'm just sayin....

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Re: Purple makes green
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: June 23, 2009 12:23PM

If you catch one of those violent 24 hours stomach viruses that cause you to set up shop in your bathroom because it's easier to stay there than to run back and forth every 10 minutes, try drinking different colors of Gatorade.

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Re: Purple makes green
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 23, 2009 04:03PM

Amen, brother. I once went on a Powerade binge, consuming blue, yellow, orange. I turned into a mixing pallet. My eyes were open to a brave new world of color.

Warhawk Wrote:
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> If you catch one of those violent 24 hours stomach
> viruses that cause you to set up shop in your
> bathroom because it's easier to stay there than to
> run back and forth every 10 minutes, try drinking
> different colors of Gatorade.

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Re: Purple makes green
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 23, 2009 04:53PM

If only the two of you had thought of shitting on a canvas, you could have had a lucrative career as artists.

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Re: Purple makes green
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 23, 2009 04:59PM

Hey it's not too late. In a world where people are buying moose poop incense, I bet there would be a market for it.

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> If only the two of you had thought of shitting on
> a canvas, you could have had a lucrative career as
> artists.

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Re: Purple makes green
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 23, 2009 05:02PM

Powerade Poop Portraits! I'm registering the domain as we speak... I wonder if Powerade would endorse me? Warhawk, see what you can do with Gatorade.

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Re: Purple makes green
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 23, 2009 05:05PM

Since it was my idea, I get 50% of whatever you guys make off of it.

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Re: Purple makes green
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 23, 2009 05:07PM

Eventually your poop art would become hard and crumbly.

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Re: Purple makes green
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 23, 2009 05:10PM

Furfur Wrote:
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> Eventually your poop art would become hard and
> crumbly.

Which is why I need investors to give me ten million dollars to invest in environmentally-controlled rooms to ensure constant and perpetual freshness.

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Re: Purple makes green
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 23, 2009 05:13PM

Ask these guys about investment tips:


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Re: Purple makes green
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 23, 2009 05:14PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Since it was my idea, I get 50% of whatever you
> guys make off of it.

I think 15% would be fair...

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> Eventually your poop art would become hard and
> crumbly.

Excellent point! Furfur must want a piece of the action too. I bet I could increase longevity with some sort of varnish or lacquer. How much do you want?

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Re: Purple makes green
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 23, 2009 05:21PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Excellent point! Furfur must want a piece of the
> action too. I bet I could increase longevity with
> some sort of varnish or lacquer. How much do you
> want?


I sense a multi-level marketing scheme in the making.

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