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Pop Quiz: you are an airport customs agent and these 3 people show up...
Posted by: Pop Final Motherfucker ()
Date: December 07, 2015 04:24PM

What do you do?? Which ones do you let into the United States and which ones do you lock down the airport for?? This should be the border patrol Final Exam.
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Re: Pop Quiz: you are an airport customs agent and these 3 people show up...
Posted by: Winner Winner ()
Date: December 07, 2015 04:27PM

You pull the lama aside and do a second level security check.

Lama's can't be trusted!

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Re: Pop Quiz: you are an airport customs agent and these 3 people show up...
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: December 07, 2015 04:32PM

Is this one of those "Kill, Marry, Fuck" quizzes? I would kill the killers, fuck Taylor Swift, and marry the kangaroo. Kangaroos are cool.

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Re: Pop Quiz: you are an airport customs agent and these 3 people show up...
Posted by: kbkWP ()
Date: December 07, 2015 04:35PM

Note to self -- increase Swiftamine dosage.

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Re: Pop Quiz: you are an airport customs agent and these 3 people show up...
Posted by: Fucking Lamas! ()
Date: December 07, 2015 04:41PM

Fucking Lamas!

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Re: Pop Quiz: you are an airport customs agent and these 3 people show up...
Posted by: sdjkcernhjmkwe ()
Date: December 07, 2015 04:44PM

Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> marry the kangaroo. Kangaroos are cool.

Sounds like GerryTard

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Re: Pop Quiz: you are an airport customs agent and these 3 people show up...
Posted by: mMjPh ()
Date: December 07, 2015 04:52PM

so apparently the feds have gone from wondering IF wifey was radicalized to wondering WHEN. this passes for progress in the obami regime. I can only assume she saw that same video that caused the Benghazi attacks, noticed it was a warm day, and decided to dedicate her life to saving the polar bears. by next week we should be able to pin the blame directly on White Privilege.

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Re: Pop Quiz: you are an airport customs agent and these 3 people show up...
Posted by: Rockstar ()
Date: December 07, 2015 04:56PM

Give the blonde a cavity search, and let my lesser fellow employees handle the rest.

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Re: Pop Quiz: you are an airport customs agent and these 3 people show up...
Posted by: Granny, Jed and Jethro ()
Date: December 07, 2015 05:00PM

"Cook the giant Jackrabbit with ham hocks and possum gizzards!!"

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Re: Pop Quiz: you are an airport customs agent and these 3 people show up...
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 07, 2015 05:17PM

The kangaroo is hiding something in her pouch.

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Re: Pop Quiz: you are an airport customs agent and these 3 people show up...
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: December 07, 2015 05:19PM

I wanna fuck Taylor Swift so...passionately.

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Re: Pop Quiz: you are an airport customs agent and these 3 people show up...
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 07, 2015 05:24PM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> I wanna fuck Taylor Swift so...passionately.


Apparently the kangaroo is satisfying her. You wouldn't happen to be a marsupial by any chance?

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