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How can I smuggle immigrants into Fairfax
Posted by: Ron Greenberg ()
Date: June 22, 2009 03:11PM

Mostly mexicans and puerto ricans. Thanks!

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Re: How can I smuggle immigrants into Fairfax
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: June 22, 2009 03:14PM

You wouldn't have to smuggle Puerto Ricans.

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Re: How can I smuggle immigrants into Fairfax
Posted by: Ron Greenberg ()
Date: June 22, 2009 03:15PM

This one specific puerto rican asked to be smuggled in, I dont mind as long as he pays. Now please to need ways I can get them in. Gracias

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Re: How can I smuggle immigrants into Fairfax
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 22, 2009 03:31PM

Whatever you do, avoid the obese housewife that posts here under the "Junes" screen name. She's Fairfax version of the Minutemen movement that patrols the US border in the southwest.

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Re: How can I smuggle immigrants into Fairfax
Posted by: Jester ()
Date: June 22, 2009 03:34PM

Drug smugglers often smuggle stuff in by stick it up their ass.

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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: June 22, 2009 03:39PM

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Re: How can I smuggle immigrants into Fairfax
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: June 22, 2009 08:44PM

Once you get them past the border, getting them to Fairfax should be fairly easy

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Re: How can I smuggle immigrants into Fairfax
Posted by: ffxstoner ()
Date: June 22, 2009 11:39PM

Puerto Ricans are legal here dumbass OP

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Re: How can I smuggle immigrants into Fairfax
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 22, 2009 11:44PM

Puerto Rico is a territory of the US i.e they are born citizens. The OP sounds as stupid as Junes.

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Re: How can I smuggle immigrants into Fairfax
Posted by: uh huh ()
Date: June 23, 2009 03:38AM

Use a pickup truck with a trailer with lawn mowers and shit, illegal alien urban camoflage.

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Re: How can I smuggle immigrants into Fairfax
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: June 23, 2009 01:30PM

Transport em in one of these:


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Re: How can I smuggle immigrants into Fairfax
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: June 23, 2009 01:36PM

buy a plane ticket

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