I usually try to avoid the animals they people keep as pets but I can't resist killing gerbils. I usually stuff them into microwaves until they burst into flames. Anybody ever tried this? What's your favorite method and which animal do you prefer.

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Zyklon B.

Tie them to a chair, tape their eyelids open and make them watch Bill O'Reilly.

But seriously, that's fucked up.

In the old video game, Maniac Mansion, I LOVED microwaving the hamster. Aside from that the only animal I tortured was a centipede after it bit me in the ass.

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> In the old video game, Maniac Mansion, I LOVED
> microwaving the hamster. Aside from that the only
> animal I tortured was a centipede after it bit me
> in the ass.

Hahaha!

"USE hamster with microwave" is one of the greatest commands in video game history.

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i once saw a mouse get lit on fire and as it was running around franticly they got the bright idea to pee on it. that kind of shit scars you for life. i dont recomend watching or participating.

Sam from Reston Wrote:
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> I usually try to avoid the animals they people
> keep as pets but I can't resist killing gerbils. I
> usually stuff them into microwaves until they
> burst into flames. Anybody ever tried this? What's
> your favorite method and which animal do you
> prefer.


Shove them up your ass and push you off a bridge.

How will a small animal up his ass push him off a bridge?

Is this related to the "raggot" gerbil hoax from about 20 years ago?

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Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> In the old video game, Maniac Mansion, I LOVED
> microwaving the hamster.

that game rocks!


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
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All the old Lucasfilm games that used the SCUMM engine are classics. Monkey Island, and Indy were fucking awesome. Loom was kinda bizarre.

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Ever play Zack McCracken and the Alien Mindbenders?

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MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Ever play Zack McCracken and the Alien
> Mindbenders?


Yeah, the mazes were irritating.

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Furfur Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
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> > Ever play Zack McCracken and the Alien
> > Mindbenders?
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> Yeah, the mazes were irritating.

It was too long for me to play when I was 8, so I watched my brother play it. It's amazing that I don't remember a lot from my childhood, but I remember that:

1. The alien king looked like Elvis and ate guitars.
2. The blue crystal let you possess animals.
3. You could survive on Mars in a fishbowl, a wet suit, and an oxygen tank.
4. The french bread was so hard, it left a hole in the sidewalk. You had to put it in the garbage disposal to make breadcrumbs.

And who says my childhood was wasted?

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