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Men are just pigs and you'll learn to appreciate ugly women
Posted by: Jezebel ()
Date: December 01, 2015 10:38AM

Sea change for Pirelli's calendar

Out: beauty topless models

In: Amy Schumer, Serena Williams, etc.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/amy-schumer-and-serena-williams-posed-topless-in-the-new-pir#.piwggWVol



Surely somewhere they have a full spread with Lena Dunham too.

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Re: Men are just pigs and you'll learn to appreciate ugly women
Posted by: Rockstar ()
Date: December 01, 2015 10:56AM

The truth is that we (men) are opportunistic, and generally tend to enjoy the tits & ass that are in front of us at any given moment.

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Re: Men are just pigs and you'll learn to appreciate ugly women
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 01, 2015 11:05AM

This fat acceptance movement is really catching on...

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Re: Men are just pigs and you'll learn to appreciate ugly women
Posted by: SGSFSFSF ()
Date: December 01, 2015 11:26AM

Okay lets get real. Amy Schumer is cute. A little extra cushion is sexy on a girl like her. She however does not belong on swimsuit covers.


I don't consider Serena to be a woman. She is a fucking monster.

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Re: Men are just pigs and you'll learn to appreciate ugly women
Posted by: , ()
Date: December 01, 2015 11:34AM

SGSFSFSF Wrote:
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> Okay lets get real. Amy Schumer is cute.
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Re: Men are just pigs and you'll learn to appreciate ugly women
Posted by: sdfsdfsdf ()
Date: December 01, 2015 11:37AM

, Wrote:
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> > Okay lets get real. Amy Schumer is cute.
> /

as I said...

She however does not belong on swimsuit covers.


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Re: Men are just pigs and you'll learn to appreciate ugly women
Posted by: , ()
Date: December 01, 2015 11:43AM

sdfsdfsdf Wrote:
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> as I said...
>
>

She however does not belong on swimsuit
> covers.

I showed you what she really looks like. Not cute. Deal with it.


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Re: Men are just pigs and you'll learn to appreciate ugly women
Posted by: sflkjsdklfjsdklfj ()
Date: December 01, 2015 11:46AM

Oh you are another one of those internet dudes who only touches 8's 9's and 10's....

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Re: Men are just pigs and you'll learn to appreciate ugly women
Posted by: , ()
Date: December 01, 2015 11:50AM

sflkjsdklfjsdklfj Wrote:
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> Oh you are another one of those internet dudes who
> only touches 8's 9's and 10's....

Lol. Dude... She's a 5 at best. Acknowledging that truth doesn't mean that I'm some elite dime-fucker.

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Re: Men are just pigs and you'll learn to appreciate ugly women
Posted by: sekdhcgkkl ()
Date: December 01, 2015 12:38PM

No. I will not learn to appreciate ugly women. I'd rather beat off the rest of my life than fuck a woman below a 7. In contrast, you women will hopefully someday learn that your body and sex are the only things that separate you from me spending money on you or me hanging out with my male friends.

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Re: Men are just pigs and you'll learn to appreciate ugly women
Posted by: 4" only gets a #4 ()
Date: December 01, 2015 01:32PM

sekdhcgkkl Wrote:
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> No. I will not learn to appreciate ugly women. I'd
> rather beat off the rest of my life than fuck a
> woman below a 7. In contrast, you women will
> hopefully someday learn that your body and sex are
> the only things that separate you from me spending
> money on you or me hanging out with my male
> friends.


In otherwords, you've never been with a woman and are using the above excuse for your whacking off continuously.
Dumb, fat and broke is no way to go thru life.

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Re: Men are just pigs and you'll learn to appreciate ugly women
Posted by: CVDxX ()
Date: December 01, 2015 01:39PM

4" only gets a #4 Wrote:
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> sekdhcgkkl Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> Dumb, fat and broke is no way to go thru life.


Eesh does it.

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Re: Men are just pigs and you'll learn to appreciate ugly women
Posted by: hooty hoooooooooo ()
Date: December 01, 2015 02:11PM

CVDxX Wrote:
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> 4" only gets a #4 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > sekdhcgkkl Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > Dumb, fat and broke is no way to go thru life.
>
>
> Eesh does it.


BAM!

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Re: Men are just pigs and you'll learn to appreciate ugly women
Posted by: sdkfklwe ()
Date: December 01, 2015 02:55PM

4" only gets a #4 Wrote:
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> sekdhcgkkl Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No. I will not learn to appreciate ugly women.
> I'd
> > rather beat off the rest of my life than fuck a
> > woman below a 7. In contrast, you women will
> > hopefully someday learn that your body and sex
> are
> > the only things that separate you from me
> spending
> > money on you or me hanging out with my male
> > friends.
>
>
> In otherwords, you've never been with a woman and
> are using the above excuse for your whacking off
> continuously.
> Dumb, fat and broke is no way to go thru life.


You're assuming I'm dumb, fat, and broke. That makes you incorrect on all 3 accounts.

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Re: Men are just pigs and you'll learn to appreciate ugly women
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: December 01, 2015 03:01PM

Jezebel Wrote:
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> Sea change for Pirelli's calendar
>
> Out: beauty topless models
>
> In: Amy Schumer, Serena Williams, etc.
>
> http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/amy-schumer-
> and-serena-williams-posed-topless-in-the-new-pir#.
> piwggWVol
>
>
>
> Surely somewhere they have a full spread with Lena
> Dunham too.
Attachments:
gross.png

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Re: Men are just pigs and you'll learn to appreciate ugly women
Posted by: Narcissism is not your friend ()
Date: December 01, 2015 03:02PM

sdkfklwe Wrote:
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> 4" only gets a #4 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > sekdhcgkkl Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > No. I will not learn to appreciate ugly
> women.
> > I'd
> > > rather beat off the rest of my life than fuck
> a
> > > woman below a 7. In contrast, you women will
> > > hopefully someday learn that your body and
> sex
> > are
> > > the only things that separate you from me
> > spending
> > > money on you or me hanging out with my male
> > > friends.
> >
> >
> > In otherwords, you've never been with a woman
> and
> > are using the above excuse for your whacking
> off
> > continuously.
> > Dumb, fat and broke is no way to go thru life.
>
>
> You're assuming I'm dumb, fat, and broke. That
> makes you incorrect on all 3 accounts.

Posting a retort proves otherwise. Now go jerk off, you'll feel better.

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Re: Men are just pigs and you'll learn to appreciate ugly women
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: December 01, 2015 03:03PM

So glad No-Fap November is finally over!

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Re: Men are just pigs and you'll learn to appreciate ugly women
Posted by: Gunlover ()
Date: December 01, 2015 05:14PM

I hit them

Never Run Out of Ammo

Guns Don't Kill People. People Kill People

Them or You

The two most important days in your life are the day your were born and and the day you find out why

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Re: Men are just pigs and you'll learn to appreciate ugly women
Posted by: djdlk ()
Date: December 01, 2015 05:23PM

I've seen some so-called less than pretty woman with nice bodies that had a certain "sexuality" about them. They could be sexually enticing, especially some Jewish woman, like Joan River's daughter.

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Re: Men are just pigs and you'll learn to appreciate ugly women
Posted by: libs hate America. ()
Date: December 01, 2015 06:43PM

I would make love to them. What a wonderful experience human intimacy can be. All women are beautiful. libs hate women.

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Re: Men are just pigs and you'll learn to appreciate ugly women
Posted by: GottaLoveEm ()
Date: December 01, 2015 07:30PM

Rockstar Wrote:
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> The truth is that we (men) are opportunistic, and
> generally tend to enjoy the tits & ass that are in
> front of us at any given moment.


Yea. Haha. Now that's the honest truth. Just walking, talking dicks. But some of them get some things right. No matter what the dick says.

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Re: Men are just pigs and you'll learn to appreciate ugly women
Posted by: Asswipe ()
Date: December 01, 2015 08:02PM

"But some of them get some things right."

You mean like anal?

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Re: Men are just pigs and you'll learn to appreciate ugly women
Posted by: Trainer ()
Date: December 01, 2015 08:03PM

It should be noted that Amy Schuler works out every week.

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Re: Men are just pigs and you'll learn to appreciate ugly women
Posted by: Cross Training ()
Date: December 01, 2015 08:04PM

Really? That's the result of working out? Either she's doing it wrong or started out at 400 lbs.

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