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Pasta Saucy
Posted by: Hetero Diet Only ()
Date: June 19, 2009 11:53PM

My wife recently bought erotic pasta in which the noodles are little cocks,boobs, etc. It was humorous but she was slightly offended when I refused to eat the cock ones. I pushed them to the side of the plate and she went ape shit. I said that I dont want any cocks in my mouth, real or otherwise. Am I being unreasonable?

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Re: Pasta Saucy
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: June 20, 2009 01:50AM

only if there was a pasta man attached to the pasta penis.

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Re: Pasta Saucy
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: June 20, 2009 02:55AM

Hetero Diet Only Wrote:
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> My wife recently bought erotic pasta in which the
> noodles are little cocks,boobs, etc. It was
> humorous but she was slightly offended when I
> refused to eat the cock ones. I pushed them to the
> side of the plate and she went ape shit. I said
> that I dont want any cocks in my mouth, real or
> otherwise. Am I being unreasonable?


That is slightly homophobic. But I would probably have done the same. Every heterosexual male is "homophobic" in a healthy way. It's the guys that want to beat up gays and that sort of thing who are unhealthfully homophobic, and probably actually gay but in denial.


Of course, some freudian pyschologist or gay pride activist might say that you only did it because you are suppressing your homosexual desires. But Freud was a coke-head and well, gay pride activists are only looking to call every man a homo, latent or patent.

So, I say, fuck that. If your wife can't enjoy the playful symbolism of you refusing to take a cock in your mouth, in her playful effort to be funny and risque with sexually explicit pasta, then maybe she shouldn't serve "erotic pasta" anymore.

Stick with erotic DVDs, and books like "the Joy of Sex" and the Kama Sutra, or other things to spice it up. Obviously the pasta doesn't work for both parties.

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Re: Pasta Saucy
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 20, 2009 03:13AM

A real man, comfortable in his sexuality, would have eaten the pasta cocks, laughed with his girl about it, then had sex with her.

Just sayin'.

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Re: Pasta Saucy
Posted by: Melissa ()
Date: June 20, 2009 08:56AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> A real man, comfortable in his sexuality, would
> have eaten the pasta cocks, laughed with his girl
> about it, then had sex with her.
>
> Just sayin'.

No lie. It's just pasta.

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Being vague is almost as fun as that other thing.

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Re: Pasta Saucy
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: June 20, 2009 09:38AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> A real man, comfortable in his sexuality, would
> have eaten the pasta cocks, laughed with his girl
> about it, then had sex with her.
>
> Just sayin'.


Agreed. +1

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Re: Pasta Saucy
Posted by: SpicyMeatball ()
Date: June 20, 2009 10:05AM

A REAL man would have playfully put a forkful of cock pasta in his mouth, beckoned his girl to suck them off his tongue, and then bent her over the pasta plate and fucked her silly right there.

Just sayin'.

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Re: Pasta Saucy
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 20, 2009 02:19PM

Melissa Wrote:
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>
> No lie. It's just pasta.

A true Pastafarian would know better!

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Re: Pasta Saucy
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 20, 2009 04:33PM

SpicyMeatball Wrote:
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> A REAL man would have playfully put a forkful of
> cock pasta in his mouth, beckoned his girl to suck
> them off his tongue, and then bent her over the
> pasta plate and fucked her silly right there.
>
> Just sayin'.

Ewww. You'd get her spit in your mouth if you did that. Gross.

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