We all know Mormons think they get into the highest level of the afterlife, something they call the celestial kingdom.
We all know that within the celestial kingdom, they get their own planet, and they are the god of that planet.
So, what do they compete for? Why are they thankful for?
Well, what they want is for their planet to be near Kolob. What's Kolob? According to Mormon lore, it is either a star or a planet, and it is where the god of this world lives.
So Mormons vie for closeness to Kolob, plain and simple.
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