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messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by: rhyme time ()
Date: November 16, 2015 01:13PM

Jack And Jill Went up the hill So Jack could lick Jills fanny, all Jack got was a mouth fall of cock Cause Jills a fucking Tranny.

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Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by: jfrum ()
Date: November 16, 2015 03:52PM

that's hot!

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Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by: mother goose illin with a 40 ()
Date: November 16, 2015 04:50PM

Jack and Jill were drunk as fuck and stumbling across a train trestle
Jill felt frisky and wanted some kissies and said hey baby wanna wrestle
They rolled around till they fell down and then Jill hit her head
Jack stuck his dick in her mouth anyway and after jizzing all over her face
HE LEFT HER FOR DEAD


ok some other**insert colorful descriptive words** can decide what happens next

Does Jill wake up? Does Jack get caught?

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Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by: hollr ()
Date: November 16, 2015 08:08PM

Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore
Humpty Dumpty fucked her some more

All the King's horses and all the kings men
bent that bitch over and fucked her again.

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Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by: v ()
Date: November 28, 2015 08:45AM

Roses are red. My mind is twisted. Bend over baby, Your about to get fisted

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Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by: v ()
Date: November 28, 2015 08:56AM

10 minutes of pleasure 9 months of pain 3 days in the hospital A baby without a name The baby's a basterd the mothers a whore This wouldn't of happened it the rubber wouldn't of tore!

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Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by: Midnight run of Paul Revere ()
Date: November 28, 2015 11:09AM

Listen my children and you shall hear
of the Midnight run of Paul Revere
Off the bed and on to the floor
a fifty yard dash to the bathroom door
will he make it or will he not?
Plop! Plop! guess not!

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Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by: DJ Peddles ()
Date: November 28, 2015 03:32PM

Hey who's that jackin' my style?
It's your local neighborhood pedophile
Pedo Moreno's up in this bitch
Imma straight fuck yo ass up
If I thinks yous a snitch
Babies in the front. Babies in the rear
I'm that mother fucker that your children fear
Straight fucked up. Crazy as shit
Y'all don't like it
You can SUCK MY DICK!!!!

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Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by: Casanova, ()
Date: November 28, 2015 03:40PM

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Let's fuck.

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Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by: gretel ()
Date: November 28, 2015 03:52PM

She was going down the highway doing 90
when the chain on her motorcycle broke
Oh she landed in tall grass with the kickstand up her ass
and her tits playing Dixie on the spokes.



sung to tune of coming round da mountain.

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Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: November 28, 2015 11:46PM

Ol mother Hubbard, went to the cubbard
To get her poor dog a bone
When she bent over, rover took over
And gave her a bone of his own.


Mary had a little sheep,
With the sheep she went to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
Mary had a little lamb.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun
Jill forgot to take the pill
and now they have a son

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

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Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by: WTF? ()
Date: November 30, 2015 11:23PM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> Ol mother Hubbard, went to the cubbard
> To get her poor dog a bone
> When she bent over, rover took over
> And gave her a bone of his own.

Beastiality? That's sick, man.

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Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by: angry bob the cereal pooper ()
Date: November 30, 2015 11:32PM

Get out of my house now
or I'll poop in your yard
if you piss me off again
I'll poop on your car

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Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by: ohhhhhhhhhhh! ()
Date: November 30, 2015 11:34PM

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
She had so many kids, her uterus fell out!

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Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by: remixed ()
Date: November 30, 2015 11:39PM

Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet eating her cooze away
Along came a spider who sat down beside her and said hey bitch what's in the bowl

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Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by: Mike Litoris ()
Date: March 25, 2017 04:49PM

Twinkle twinkle little slut,
Name a guy you haven't fucked,
Was he skinny, was he tall,
Nevermind you fucked em all.

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Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by: Father Goose ()
Date: March 25, 2017 04:52PM

Twinkle twinkle little eesh
You're so fucking ugly, you should be on a leash.

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Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by: Grimm Brothers ()
Date: March 25, 2017 05:15PM

Hickory Dickory dock,
she's gobbling on my cock,
The clock struck one,
She's had her fun,
Rumplestiltskin's done.

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Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by: Father Goose ()
Date: March 25, 2017 05:19PM

Lizzie Mo' was a nasty ole ho and a nasty ole ho was she.
First she fucked Eesh
Then she fucked Miz
Now she has HIV.

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Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by: Grimm Brothers ()
Date: March 26, 2017 11:57AM

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses,
and all the kings men,
couldn't put Humpty together again.

So he called Saiontz and Kirk so he could get what he deserved.

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Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by: X9pVD ()
Date: March 26, 2017 12:30PM

My name is Sancho
I live in Rancho
I make five dollars a day
I go to Lucy
To get some pussy
She takes my five dollars away

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Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by: Father Goose ()
Date: March 26, 2017 01:52PM

peekza pussy pudding pie
Beats off to that Mike O'Meara guy
When his boyfriend comes over at night
He fucks peekza's ass with all his might

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Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by: NippleChuck ()
Date: March 26, 2017 01:58PM

There once was a man from Nantucket
His cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin, wiping cum from his chin
"if my ear were cunt I would fuck it"

Nip

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Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by: crew 2 ()
Date: March 26, 2017 02:30PM

Abraham Lincoln was a good old man
He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand
Said 'excuse me lady, I'm doing my duty
So pull down your pants and give me some booty'

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Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by: Dim Sum ()
Date: March 26, 2017 02:37PM

There once was a man from Rangoon
Who was born nine months too soon.
He didn’t have the luck

to be born by a fuck
He was scraped off the sheets with a spoon!

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Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by: The Diceman ()
Date: March 26, 2017 02:39PM

Ya'll quit ripping off my shit!

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Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by: Brandon 420 ()
Date: August 02, 2023 08:07AM

Roll roll roll your joint

Twist it at the end

Take a puff

Now thats enough

Pass it to a friend

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Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by: markerdeIivery ()
Date: August 02, 2023 08:39AM

There once was a shemale named Meade

Who could cream boys with very fast speed

With all that success

It became such a mess

His face got all HPV'd

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Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by: Meade-just another dead doper ()
Date: August 02, 2023 06:33PM

markerdeIivery Wrote:
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> There once was a shemale named Meade
>
> Who could cream boys with very fast speed
>
> With all that success
>
> It became such a mess
>
> His face got all HPV'd


Is it true that his face herpes is what made it take so long to identify his corpse?

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