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messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by:
rhyme time
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Date: November 16, 2015 01:13PM
Jack And Jill Went up the hill So Jack could lick Jills fanny, all Jack got was a mouth fall of cock Cause Jills a fucking Tranny.
Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by:
jfrum
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Date: November 16, 2015 03:52PM
that's hot!
Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by:
mother goose illin with a 40
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Date: November 16, 2015 04:50PM
Jack and Jill were drunk as fuck and stumbling across a train trestle
Jill felt frisky and wanted some kissies and said hey baby wanna wrestle
They rolled around till they fell down and then Jill hit her head
Jack stuck his dick in her mouth anyway and after jizzing all over her face
HE LEFT HER FOR DEAD
ok some other**insert colorful descriptive words** can decide what happens next
Does Jill wake up? Does Jack get caught?
Jill felt frisky and wanted some kissies and said hey baby wanna wrestle
They rolled around till they fell down and then Jill hit her head
Jack stuck his dick in her mouth anyway and after jizzing all over her face
HE LEFT HER FOR DEAD
ok some other**insert colorful descriptive words** can decide what happens next
Does Jill wake up? Does Jack get caught?
Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by:
hollr
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Date: November 16, 2015 08:08PM
Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore
Humpty Dumpty fucked her some more
All the King's horses and all the kings men
bent that bitch over and fucked her again.
Humpty Dumpty fucked her some more
All the King's horses and all the kings men
bent that bitch over and fucked her again.
Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by:
v
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Date: November 28, 2015 08:45AM
Roses are red. My mind is twisted. Bend over baby, Your about to get fisted
Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by:
v
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Date: November 28, 2015 08:56AM
10 minutes of pleasure 9 months of pain 3 days in the hospital A baby without a name The baby's a basterd the mothers a whore This wouldn't of happened it the rubber wouldn't of tore!
Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by:
Midnight run of Paul Revere
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Date: November 28, 2015 11:09AM
Listen my children and you shall hear
of the Midnight run of Paul Revere
Off the bed and on to the floor
a fifty yard dash to the bathroom door
will he make it or will he not?
Plop! Plop! guess not!
of the Midnight run of Paul Revere
Off the bed and on to the floor
a fifty yard dash to the bathroom door
will he make it or will he not?
Plop! Plop! guess not!
Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by:
DJ Peddles
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Date: November 28, 2015 03:32PM
Hey who's that jackin' my style?
It's your local neighborhood pedophile
Pedo Moreno's up in this bitch
Imma straight fuck yo ass up
If I thinks yous a snitch
Babies in the front. Babies in the rear
I'm that mother fucker that your children fear
Straight fucked up. Crazy as shit
Y'all don't like it
You can SUCK MY DICK!!!!
It's your local neighborhood pedophile
Pedo Moreno's up in this bitch
Imma straight fuck yo ass up
If I thinks yous a snitch
Babies in the front. Babies in the rear
I'm that mother fucker that your children fear
Straight fucked up. Crazy as shit
Y'all don't like it
You can SUCK MY DICK!!!!
Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by:
Casanova,
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Date: November 28, 2015 03:40PM
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Let's fuck.
Let's fuck.
Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by:
gretel
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Date: November 28, 2015 03:52PM
She was going down the highway doing 90
when the chain on her motorcycle broke
Oh she landed in tall grass with the kickstand up her ass
and her tits playing Dixie on the spokes.
sung to tune of coming round da mountain.
when the chain on her motorcycle broke
Oh she landed in tall grass with the kickstand up her ass
and her tits playing Dixie on the spokes.
sung to tune of coming round da mountain.
Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by:
graymoose1
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Date: November 28, 2015 11:46PM
Ol mother Hubbard, went to the cubbard
To get her poor dog a bone
When she bent over, rover took over
And gave her a bone of his own.
Mary had a little sheep,
With the sheep she went to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
Mary had a little lamb.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun
Jill forgot to take the pill
and now they have a son
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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo
To get her poor dog a bone
When she bent over, rover took over
And gave her a bone of his own.
Mary had a little sheep,
With the sheep she went to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
Mary had a little lamb.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun
Jill forgot to take the pill
and now they have a son
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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo
Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by:
WTF?
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Date: November 30, 2015 11:23PM
graymoose1 Wrote:
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> Ol mother Hubbard, went to the cubbard
> To get her poor dog a bone
> When she bent over, rover took over
> And gave her a bone of his own.
Beastiality? That's sick, man.
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> Ol mother Hubbard, went to the cubbard
> To get her poor dog a bone
> When she bent over, rover took over
> And gave her a bone of his own.
Beastiality? That's sick, man.
Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by:
angry bob the cereal pooper
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Date: November 30, 2015 11:32PM
Get out of my house now
or I'll poop in your yard
if you piss me off again
I'll poop on your car
or I'll poop in your yard
if you piss me off again
I'll poop on your car
Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by:
ohhhhhhhhhhh!
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Date: November 30, 2015 11:34PM
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
She had so many kids, her uterus fell out!
She had so many kids, her uterus fell out!
Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by:
remixed
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Date: November 30, 2015 11:39PM
Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet eating her cooze away
Along came a spider who sat down beside her and said hey bitch what's in the bowl
Along came a spider who sat down beside her and said hey bitch what's in the bowl
Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by:
Mike Litoris
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Date: March 25, 2017 04:49PM
Twinkle twinkle little slut,
Name a guy you haven't fucked,
Was he skinny, was he tall,
Nevermind you fucked em all.
Name a guy you haven't fucked,
Was he skinny, was he tall,
Nevermind you fucked em all.
Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by:
Father Goose
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Date: March 25, 2017 04:52PM
Twinkle twinkle little eesh
You're so fucking ugly, you should be on a leash.
You're so fucking ugly, you should be on a leash.
Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by:
Grimm Brothers
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Date: March 25, 2017 05:15PM
Hickory Dickory dock,
she's gobbling on my cock,
The clock struck one,
She's had her fun,
Rumplestiltskin's done.
she's gobbling on my cock,
The clock struck one,
She's had her fun,
Rumplestiltskin's done.
Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by:
Father Goose
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Date: March 25, 2017 05:19PM
Lizzie Mo' was a nasty ole ho and a nasty ole ho was she.
First she fucked Eesh
Then she fucked Miz
Now she has HIV.
First she fucked Eesh
Then she fucked Miz
Now she has HIV.
Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by:
Grimm Brothers
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Date: March 26, 2017 11:57AM
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses,
and all the kings men,
couldn't put Humpty together again.
So he called Saiontz and Kirk so he could get what he deserved.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses,
and all the kings men,
couldn't put Humpty together again.
So he called Saiontz and Kirk so he could get what he deserved.
Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by:
X9pVD
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Date: March 26, 2017 12:30PM
My name is Sancho
I live in Rancho
I make five dollars a day
I go to Lucy
To get some pussy
She takes my five dollars away
I live in Rancho
I make five dollars a day
I go to Lucy
To get some pussy
She takes my five dollars away
Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by:
Father Goose
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Date: March 26, 2017 01:52PM
peekza pussy pudding pie
Beats off to that Mike O'Meara guy
When his boyfriend comes over at night
He fucks peekza's ass with all his might
Beats off to that Mike O'Meara guy
When his boyfriend comes over at night
He fucks peekza's ass with all his might
Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by:
NippleChuck
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Date: March 26, 2017 01:58PM
There once was a man from Nantucket
His cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin, wiping cum from his chin
"if my ear were cunt I would fuck it"
Nip
His cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin, wiping cum from his chin
"if my ear were cunt I would fuck it"
Nip
Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by:
crew 2
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Date: March 26, 2017 02:30PM
Abraham Lincoln was a good old man
He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand
Said 'excuse me lady, I'm doing my duty
So pull down your pants and give me some booty'
He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand
Said 'excuse me lady, I'm doing my duty
So pull down your pants and give me some booty'
Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by:
Dim Sum
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Date: March 26, 2017 02:37PM
There once was a man from Rangoon
Who was born nine months too soon.
He didn’t have the luck
to be born by a fuck
He was scraped off the sheets with a spoon!
Who was born nine months too soon.
He didn’t have the luck
to be born by a fuck
He was scraped off the sheets with a spoon!
Re: messed up nursery rhymes
Posted by:
The Diceman
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Date: March 26, 2017 02:39PM
Ya'll quit ripping off my shit!