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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Date: June 18, 2009 04:29PM

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §putnik ()
Date: June 18, 2009 04:36PM

§ tediously strained to put a thought together and came up with:
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You may want to look here for some humor.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Date: June 18, 2009 04:55PM

Thank you for your reply.

We notice that you are agitated and perhaps are suffering from clenched colon. These symptoms are derived from constipation suffered by the compacting of feces by your boyfriend, Lamar.

In order to achieve a healthy stool, we suggest you lay off off the extracirriculars for at least a few nights.

As reference, recent photos of Lamar and the news article are attached below.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §tranded ()
Date: June 19, 2009 09:58AM

§ lisped:
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> I tried to go the whole day without writing down one of my gay fantasies. I > failed (again).

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 10:03AM

Oh Hai, SuperGay Fagworthy!

When are you coming over tonight? I'm baking us a pot pie!
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §trike 3 ()
Date: June 19, 2009 10:06AM

§ projected his fantasies again:
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> Tho what if I'm thupergay?!?!

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 10:09AM

Oh Lover! I can hear you hissing all the way across town!

Quit posting those silly pictures and let's bake some brownies.

Did you make a poopie this morning?
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §calawag ()
Date: June 19, 2009 10:17AM

§ went batshit and stated oh so flamboyantly:
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> Ahoy maties!

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 10:21AM

Who is this § person? Are you coming over or what?

I'm making us balloons again like last week.

This time, we can dip them in vaseline for less friction!

*Giggle*
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §kolnick ()
Date: June 19, 2009 10:27AM

§ obviously stated the obvious:
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> In cathe you can't tell, I am tho gay for Larry B. Thcott.


Uh, yeah, I think we all got that by now. Good luck with it.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 10:33AM

Wow! You are tho gay, you knew my real name!

pwned!
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 10:35AM

Twinkle Toes? Are you still there?

It'll be alright. Let's cuddle.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 10:37AM

I'm waiting...
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §esame ()
Date: June 19, 2009 10:37AM

§ once again attempting to be funny snorted:
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> blah blah blah

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §upra ()
Date: June 19, 2009 10:39AM

§ Wrote:
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> I'm waiting...for cock

We all know.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 10:43AM

*Giggle* You're so funny today!

See you tonight at six!

Ciao!
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §pringer ()
Date: June 19, 2009 10:46AM

§ lisped:
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> What more do I have to do to prove how gay I am?

Nothing, we are well past that point.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 10:58AM

*Kisses* Gotta run.

Don't forget to wear the Jean Nate tonight. It's near the nightstand near your remote.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §immons ()
Date: June 19, 2009 11:00AM

§ Wrote:
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> Speaking of meeting someone, I hope Biff looks my way today!

Yes, we know. Be done with it!

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: xoxoxoxoxo ()
Date: June 19, 2009 11:58AM

Hola SuperGay Fagworthy!

We hope all is well with you and Lamar. We're flying into town later this afternoon and were wondering if we can join your little balloon-fest. We can even sing a song a little diddy for you like we did before.

Oh, almost forgot. I'm returning the blouse you lent me in the spring. It still smells like you!

Toodles,
xoxoxoxoxoxo
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 12:03PM

*Giggle*
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §tyle Points ()
Date: June 19, 2009 12:24PM

§ gleefully proclaimed:
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> I can't thtop looking for pictures of gay men!

I think Chuck said it best, when he said:

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 19, 2009 12:32PM

I'd love to know how this thread went from some dipshit talking about a petition to three pages filled with gay GIFs and Lamar pics.




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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §till Going ()
Date: June 19, 2009 12:35PM

Furfur Wrote:
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> I'd love to know how this thread went from some
> dipshit talking about a petition to three pages
> filled with gay GIFs and Lamar pics.


It is called §. He is collecting material for his upcoming autobiography. Here is the preview of the cover.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 19, 2009 12:44PM

No, actually you started this. It was staying on topic until you arrived.


Hey, didn't you star in that cowboy movie?





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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §imple ()
Date: June 19, 2009 12:48PM

Furfur Wrote:
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> No, actually you started this. It was staying on
> topic until you arrived.
>
>
> Hey, didn't you star in that cowboy movie?


You two must have shared access to ALL the gay pics. Which would mean.......


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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 19, 2009 12:51PM

Run a virus scan, you're computer probably has interweb AIDS, and its contagious.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §loppy ()
Date: June 19, 2009 12:57PM

Furfur Wrote:
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> Run a virus scan, you're computer probably has
> interweb AIDS, and its contagious.


Lame doesn't even begin to describe your post.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:00PM

Furfur -

This sniffling little pudding pop just doesn't know when to quit. He's the one who got me to listen to his favorite male pop group of all time!

Lamar
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §quiggly ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:03PM

§ Squealed:
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> YAY! I just found another picture of George Michael!!!!


Which, again, would make you a fag. You are probably Mayor McFag though. Congrats on that.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: xoxoxoxoxo ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:06PM

Lamar! You sneaky little goose!

Just for that, I'm breaking out this SuperGay troll's electro-shock device tonight.

Do you know if he's clean?

Lovingly,
xoxoxoxoxo
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:07PM

*Giggle*
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:12PM

§loppy Seconds Wrote:
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> Lame doesn't even begin to describe your post.



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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Judge §tone ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:12PM

§ lisped:
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> One more picture of thirtleth men. I am on a roll. I can't wait to file trade with Furfur.


The jury came back with a verdict.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: George Michael ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:12PM

So by you admitting you know my name from a picture makes you ghey.

See you tonight pudding pop!
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:14PM

*Tee-Hee*
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:14PM

This troll is a 16 year old with a cheesy moustache.




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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §pawn ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:16PM

§ chirped:
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> Another, Another, Another. I am the luckiest sissy in the world. I love George!

Isn't there some other forum you can visit devoted to Lamar or George?

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §imply Put ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:20PM

Fine, you win. I like Wham and my lover is Lamar.

Just please don't tell anyone because my boyfriend Thaddeus will kick my ass if he finds out.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:22PM

Don't worry sweety. I won't tell.

*Places finger over §imply Put's lips*
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §ecret is safe ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:23PM

§ pleaded:
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> Fine, you win. I like Wham and my lover is Lamar.
>
>
> Just please don't tell anyone.

Sure thing, but you might want to tone down all your gay posts. Might give people the notion your a fag.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §ecret is safe ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:26PM

I'm just kidding. I lost this round.

I suck. I also suck at wrestling as shown by this picture of me.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:29PM

*Giggles*

I'll see you tonight SuperGay Fagworthy!
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §aki ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:30PM

§ Wrote:
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> I failed again.

Yes, we all know.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Date: June 19, 2009 01:35PM

Thank you for your reply.

We note that you have no friends and your TV is lonely. That's not healthy.

Have you tried watching "Life Goes On?"

For more information, please refer to the error message below.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:37PM

What time are you coming over, SuperGay Fagworthy?

You left your purple Trapper Keeper at my place.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §aki ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:41PM

Lamar Wrote:
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> What time are you coming over, SuperGay
> Fagworthy?
>
> You left your purple Trapper Keeper at my place.
> .

Oh geez! Thanks, Lamar. I should drop by around 7.

I need to stop off and pick up this new book at Barnes and Noble. Reminds me of my childhood.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §poke ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:42PM

§ can't stop when he is on a roll:
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> What more can I do to prove my gayness to the forum?

Nothing....


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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §poke ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:48PM

There's nothing more I can do except accept the olive branch that was bestowed on me and fellate the shit out of it!

Bai!

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §&P ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:52PM

§ Wrote:
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> there are more pressing activities such as
> trading securities, playing sports and lawyering
> that require my attention.

LOL - such delusions of grandeur. Gomez is watching the market as well.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §&P ()
Date: June 19, 2009 02:07PM

§poke hissed:
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>There's nothing more I can do except accept the olive branch that was bestowed >on me and fellate the shit out of it!

Hey, you don't get to have all the fun! I'm bringing my new lover, Gomez!

The only trading we do is trade bodily fluids!

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §cuttle ()
Date: June 19, 2009 02:18PM

§ whined:
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> Please stop. You are hurting my feelings.


You are right, I apologize.....


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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Date: June 19, 2009 02:19PM

Earlier in the week, §igning off cried for help to others:
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> He spent a year posting under
> different names always posting pictures. I don't even
> disagree with his politics. I simply think he is
> an asshole. It was time someone challenged him to
> stop with his juvenile bullshit that very few
> people appreciate in this forum. If you like the
> way he behaves, that by extension makes you an
> asshole.

Thank you for your reply.

We refer to your above-referenced correspondence from earlier in the week whereby you made a slick-snotted mess of wails and cries all over this thread.

Not to mention, your love affair with § is troublesome as you've been following him like a stalker for over a year. We here at FFXU think this is overtly gay.

Please refrain from further gay stalking in the future. Failure to do so will extend your SuperGay Jesus folk hero status for an additional year or 20 more visits from Lamar.

Thank you.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 19, 2009 02:20PM

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §pot ()
Date: June 19, 2009 02:23PM

§ whined:
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> I know you are but what am I?

That answer is easy.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 02:32PM

*Applause*

SuperGay Jesus folk hero level?

I can't believe you made it! Yayyyyy!
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §pot ()
Date: June 19, 2009 02:34PM

I'm thinking about you, Lamar.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 02:37PM

Really, §pot?

*Blushes*
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §pot ()
Date: June 19, 2009 02:38PM

Yes, really. I sent you a PM. Holla back you roughneck.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 19, 2009 02:39PM

This video game's enemies were based on you; pay attention to 0:25 and 0:40.




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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 19, 2009 02:40PM

LOL!
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §tart ()
Date: June 19, 2009 02:56PM

With § and Furfur on this thread, it......

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 19, 2009 03:00PM

LOOK! You've gone from street enemy to final level boss!




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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §kip ()
Date: June 19, 2009 03:03PM

It has been said before, but it bears repeating....

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 19, 2009 03:07PM

Another game boss based on you! ATTN: 1:08




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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §cam ()
Date: June 19, 2009 03:11PM

Furfur Wrote:
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> Another game boss based on you! ATTN: 1:08
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §kip ()
Date: June 19, 2009 03:13PM

I have nothing more to say. That's me right there.

Lamar, let's get out of here.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 03:15PM

Coming! Rarr!
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §uperGay Jesus ()
Date: June 19, 2009 03:17PM

Lamar, grab my backpack. Let's go!
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 03:18PM

Here you go!
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 19, 2009 03:20PM

Bahaha!
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §teve ()
Date: June 19, 2009 03:23PM

§ cried:
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> Speaking of accessories, I lost my lid.

Sorry to hear that. Take this one....


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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Date: June 19, 2009 03:45PM

Thank you for your reply.

We noticed that you own a Faghat. We find that to be interesting that such an accessory would be hanging in your closet. Now that you're out of the closet and have achieved SuperGay Jesus folk hero status, we certainly understand and the mystery has been solved.

A copy of this correspondence has been forwarded to Robert Stack. Case closed.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 03:55PM

§tevie - What time are you coming over?

My neck hairs are starting to stand up in anticipation!
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §pock ()
Date: June 19, 2009 03:55PM

§ cried:
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> Warp speed to DuPont Circle.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §teve ()
Date: June 19, 2009 03:57PM

I'm coming over now, Lamar! Be ready for me.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 04:00PM

§pock and §teve -

Living La Vida Loca.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §kywalker ()
Date: June 19, 2009 04:03PM

§ rejoiced:
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> Thuper, I found more gay pictures for my memoirs! I wonder how gay I can get?


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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §kywalker ()
Date: June 19, 2009 04:05PM

Where the heck is Lamar?

I'm going to be late for my manicure.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §imeon ()
Date: June 19, 2009 04:07PM

§ lamented:
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> With all this hostility, I may not want to be a homo, any advice?

Yes..

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 04:19PM

§imeon cooed:
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>Lamar, let's get out of here. This place clearly is not tolerant of our kind.

Ok, SuperGay Fagworthy!

sings, "Clap your hands everybody, everybody clap your hands..."
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §ki ()
Date: June 19, 2009 04:23PM

§ asked:
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> But how do I not be gay?

simple....


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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 04:29PM

Why do you have a picture of little boys riding a banana? That's pedo-gay.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §ki ()
Date: June 19, 2009 04:31PM

Sorry, I can't help it. I have a fetish. See?
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §py ()
Date: June 19, 2009 04:32PM

§ insisted:
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> No way! If that is what it takes I will be gay! Here look at my picture
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 04:35PM

§py insisted:
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> No way! If that is what it takes I will be gay!

Grrrrrreat! Now come home and tickle me.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §tart ()
Date: June 19, 2009 04:37PM

§ Wrote:
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Game Over ()
Date: June 19, 2009 04:47PM

§tart Wrote:
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>I guess if I can't find his post, that means I lost. Damn.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 19, 2009 04:48PM

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: FFXU Award Service ()
Date: June 19, 2009 05:03PM

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §tart to Fail ()
Date: June 19, 2009 05:18PM

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §tandards and Practices ()
Date: June 19, 2009 05:57PM

§,

FFXU community users have noticed an increase in gayness in your posting. In order to forwarn the straight and non-ubergay (such as yourself), please affix the following advisory to all posts.

Your cooperation is appreciated.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Date: June 19, 2009 09:23PM

We're sorry but the troll award deadline has passed. A new award will not take place until Jan. 2011.

You are only eligible for the Forum Faggot award.

To win, you only need to post one additional time. Can you resist?

Good luck and may Lamar be with you.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/19/2009 09:34PM by FFXU Award Service.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: I am still a §hithead ()
Date: June 20, 2009 01:03AM

ok
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: I §uck Furfur ()
Date: June 20, 2009 01:13AM

FFXU Award Service Wrote:
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> We're sorry but the troll award deadline has
> passed. A new award will not take place until
> Jan. 2011.
>
> You are only eligible for the Forum Faggot award.
>
> To win, you only need to post one additional time.
> Can you resist?
>
> Good luck and may Lamar be with you.


you FAILED to attach the appriate forwarning:

ipso facto, you FAIL...
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §uperior ()
Date: June 20, 2009 09:48AM

§ Wrote:
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> I lose

I know....

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Date: June 22, 2009 05:37PM

You're exactly right. You did win something.

You won the FFXU Forum Faggot Award by virtue of your response to the disclaimer from Friday afternoon.

So, congrats! We knew you could do it.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 22, 2009 05:52PM

Damn.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: June 22, 2009 07:31PM

§tandards and Practices Wrote:
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> §,
>
> FFXU community users have noticed an increase in
> gayness in your posting. In order to forwarn the
> straight and non-ubergay (such as yourself),
> please affix the following advisory to all posts.
>
> Your cooperation is appreciated.




You're a complete lamer. Seriously. Whoever you are, fuck off.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: ()
Date: June 23, 2009 12:10AM

§ Wrote:
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> I am tho happy to have the support of the great Meeper. Furfag and I are tho
> looking forward to our first threesome! It will be thpectacular!

Yes, I am sure you are. Paul Reubens even called to wish you three well...

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