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Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Rod ()
Date: June 16, 2009 09:41AM

Call call call!

HR 1207 Phone Blitz

Tuesday, June 16
703.971.4700



Congressman Jim Moran’s District Office

333 N. Fairfax St., Suite 201

Alexandria, VA 22314



Petition Drop

Monday, June 29, 12:00pm SHARP



Hello

My name is (your first name) and I live in (your town)

I’m a registered voter in Congressman Moran’s district and I wanted to urge him to sign as a co-sponsor to a bill that is going through Congress right now.

The bill is called the Federal Reserve Transparency Act of 2009, HR 1207, and it was sponsored by Texas Congressman Ron Paul. It has more than 220 co-sponsors in Congress with bi-partisan support from both Democrats and Republicans.

So I just wanted to urge Congressman Moran to sign on as a co-sponsor and want to let him know that his action or inaction on this bill will affect my vote in the Congressional election of 2010.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Alan Greenspoon ()
Date: June 16, 2009 10:25AM

This bill is no more than cosmetic "feel good" legislation. The Fed already has
five internal audits and is fully accountable to the House and Senate Banking
Committees. IMHO, the push for this bill would also demonstrate that the
Congress has not been doing its job and the Democrats are in charge. If this
bill is necessary, it should also provide for an audit of the Congressional
oversight committee's as well.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: sarah ()
Date: June 16, 2009 10:34AM

Alan Greenspoon Wrote:
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> This bill is no more than cosmetic "feel good"
> legislation. The Fed already has
> five internal audits and is fully accountable to
> the House and Senate Banking
> Committees. IMHO, the push for this bill would
> also demonstrate that the
> Congress has not been doing its job and the
> Democrats are in charge. If this
> bill is necessary, it should also provide for an
> audit of the Congressional
> oversight committee's as well.


Chris Dodd not doing his job - surely you jest! How can a guy who said that Fannie and Freddie are "fundamentally strong" less than a year ago be accused of being incompetent?

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 16, 2009 10:41AM

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §hit Head ()
Date: June 16, 2009 10:45AM

§ Celebrates Obama's proclamation of June 2009 as Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 16, 2009 10:52AM

And you get your feelings hurt quite easily. Here, take a few. I even put your very own tissue holder on for you.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 16, 2009 10:55AM

Wow. That was quick.

You managed to fill up an entire trashcan in less than 5 minutes.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 16, 2009 10:56AM

Here's another. This time, I grabbed the Hanna Montana tissue cover from your hall bath.

We won't judge. We know you heart Zac Effron.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §hit Head ()
Date: June 16, 2009 11:00AM

No tears hear, poopstabber. I see I rattled you enough to get you to post three times in a matter of minutes.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: barnee ()
Date: June 16, 2009 11:03AM

sarah Wrote:
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> Alan Greenspoon Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This bill is no more than cosmetic "feel good"
> > legislation. The Fed already has
> > five internal audits and is fully accountable
> to
> > the House and Senate Banking
> > Committees. IMHO, the push for this bill would
> > also demonstrate that the
> > Congress has not been doing its job and the
> > Democrats are in charge. If this
> > bill is necessary, it should also provide for
> an
> > audit of the Congressional
> > oversight committee's as well.
>
>
> Chris Dodd not doing his job - surely you jest!
> How can a guy who said that Fannie and Freddie are
> "fundamentally strong" less than a year ago be
> accused of being incompetent?

You left out elmer pud
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: June 16, 2009 11:05AM

Nice. Very nice.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Alan Greenspoon ()
Date: June 16, 2009 11:22AM

sarah Wrote:
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> Alan Greenspoon Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This bill is no more than cosmetic "feel good"
> > legislation. The Fed already has
> > five internal audits and is fully accountable
> to
> > the House and Senate Banking
> > Committees. IMHO, the push for this bill would
> > also demonstrate that the
> > Congress has not been doing its job and the
> > Democrats are in charge. If this
> > bill is necessary, it should also provide for
> an
> > audit of the Congressional
> > oversight committee's as well.
>
>
> Chris Dodd not doing his job - surely you jest!
> How can a guy who said that Fannie and Freddie are
> "fundamentally strong" less than a year ago be
> accused of being incompetent?


Unlike my successor, Ben Burningkey, I believe in an independent Fed. And besides, who in their right mind would sign onto anything that has Jimbo Moron
as a co-sponsor? He would open a bar in the Board Room if they'd let him.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 16, 2009 11:39AM

> Hello
>
> My name is Furfur and I live in the third circle of hell.
>
>
> I’m a registered voter in Congressman Moron's
> district and I wanted to urge him to sign as a
> co-sponsor to a pipedream bill that is going through
> Congress right now.
>
> The bill is called the Federal Reserve
> Transparency Act of 2009, HR 1207, and it was
> sponsored by a dipshit in Texas. It has
> more than 220 co-sponsors in Congress with
> bi-partisan support from both Democrats and
> Republicans, probably because they didn't read it.
>
> So I just wanted to urge Congressman Moron to jump
> the bandwagon
and want to let him know that
> his action or inaction on this bill will affect my
> vote in the Congressional election of 2010.



BTW, Rod = Spunky

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 16, 2009 11:40AM

§hit Head Wrote:
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> No tears hear, poopstabber. I see I rattled you
> enough to get you to post three times in a matter
> of minutes.

How difficult is it to post an image three times? Sorry that you find this to be challenging.

Now you've overflown the trashcan with your tear rags. Pathetic. Better save some of those Kleenex for when you wipe the feces off your thimble-sized unit.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 16, 2009 11:42AM

§, tissues get expensive. I recommend your troll use the following product:





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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 16, 2009 11:46AM

Thanks Furfur. I only have one more box to give this troll. After that, we'll have to move onto shirt sleeves and therapy.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 16, 2009 11:56AM

§ Wrote:
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> Thanks Furfur. I only have one more box to give
> this troll. After that, we'll have to move onto
> shirt sleeves and therapy.
> .


I'm sure an oedipus complex and egodystonic homosexuality play a big role in this troll's everyday life.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §hit Head ()
Date: June 16, 2009 12:09PM

§, Furfag,

Good to see you two pillow biters made an internet love connection. Now you can go enjoy the refreshing cold taste of each other and a Schmitt's Gay. Cheers!
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 16, 2009 12:30PM

Great spot on SNL, but when you reference it, it pours out all of the funny.

Wow, I see you've been busy. Here, I bought you a book that might help close your tear ducts.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §hit for Brains ()
Date: June 16, 2009 12:36PM

§ Wrote:
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> Great spot on SNL, but when you reference it, it
> pours out all of the funny.
>
> Wow, I see you've been busy. Here, I bought you a
> book that might help close your tear ducts.
> .


Still with the crying thing. Guess you can't come up with anything more original. Sucks to be stupid. Try going back to school - if they'll let you in. I may actually need those tissues though. I am laughing so hard at how futile your comebacks are that I may soon be in tears. Did you enjoy your lunch rendezvous with Furfag? I got a piicture of him sneaking around the back of your car.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 16, 2009 01:22PM

§hit for Brains wrote:
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> Hi everyone! Here's a photo of my boyfriend, Thaddeus.
> Toodles!


Aw, that's cute. I guess we really hit you wear it hurts. We're sorry again for backing you into a corner with our harsh words.

Since it's inevitable that you'll run out of tissue soon, please adhere to this public service announcement.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §mell My Finger ()
Date: June 16, 2009 01:28PM

§ Wrote:
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> Aw, that's cute. I guess we really hit you wear
> it hurts. We're sorry again for backing you into
> a corner with our harsh words.
>
> Since it's inevitable that you'll run out of
> tissue soon, please adhere to this public service
> announcement.


Still FAILING after all these posts. Happy to see you and furfag are out in the open now. I am sure all of your other coupled friends are gushing now that you two are using the "we" to describe yourselves. You guys are moving fast. Wedding bells in the near future?
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 16, 2009 01:40PM

§mell My Finger wrote:
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> It's no surprise that I have this photo as my screensaver!
> I just love this magazine! They have the best fragrance samples!
> Ciao lover!
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §till FAILING ()
Date: June 16, 2009 01:47PM

§ Wrote:
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> I am so confused and unoriginal. Where is Furfag to comfort me?
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 16, 2009 01:53PM

§till FAILING wrote:
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> I wish I didn't have this itchy asshole.
> I knew Steve was lying when he said he'd pull out.

Dude. That's utterly gross.

Please keep your itchy asshole and your friend Steve off the interwebs.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 16, 2009 01:56PM

This thread is officially hijacked.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 16, 2009 01:58PM

And won.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §tupid ()
Date: June 16, 2009 02:02PM

§ Thought to himself in the meeting:
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> Where's my altoids? I need to get that cum smell off my breath. Oh damn, I just farted cum and my hemorrhoids are flaring again. Why won't Biff from accounting ever look at me?



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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: John D. Rockefeller ()
Date: June 16, 2009 03:26PM

Furfur Wrote:
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> This thread is officially hijacked.

It was a conspiracy by the Bilderbergs.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: John D. Cockefeller ()
Date: June 16, 2009 03:28PM

John D. Rockefeller Wrote:
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> Furfur Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This thread is officially hijacked.
>
> It was a conspiracy by the Bilderbergs.

From the looks of things, I'd say it is more likely the Bilderfags.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 16, 2009 03:40PM

§tupid Wrote:
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> I don't know what I am, but I know what I'm not, and that's straight!



As far as job titles go, some folks are Political Analysts. Others are Financial Analysts, Systems Analysts or even Research Analysts.

You? You're just a plain 'ol ANALyst.

With that kind of job title, it's nice to see that you can earn "buck" or two.

Yep. That's buck, both noun and verb.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §uperGay ()
Date: June 16, 2009 03:47PM

§ whined:
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Thtop it! Thtop it! Thtop it! Tho what if I am a homothexual?! Lithen to me now - I'm here, I'm queer, and I'm enjoying a Schmitt's Gay Beer!

(lifts his bottle with pinky raised and takes a swig)

That was thuper, tastes like Furfag's taint sweat!

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 16, 2009 03:55PM

So, you're §uperGay now? LOL. So much for being subtle.

Here. I bought you a new man-purse to commemorate your new name.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 16, 2009 03:59PM

You named yourself §uperGay??


Damn, you left yourself:



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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §tep up your game ()
Date: June 16, 2009 04:08PM

§ Wrote:
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If you keep this up, I am going back in the closet (with Furfag)!


Furfur Wrote:
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I am always open wide for §!

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: June 16, 2009 04:12PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/01/2010 04:57AM by inkahootz.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 16, 2009 04:14PM

Watch out Inkahootz, this guy's on a jihad. He sees your name, he's going to be like a shark smelling blood.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 16, 2009 04:16PM

Uh, weak. That was probably the worst comeback ever posted to FFU. Only Vince(1) could top that. So, congratulations on your loss and your new §uperGay name.

Hurry now. You don't want to miss your flight out of here.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §till here ()
Date: June 16, 2009 04:22PM

§ Wrote:
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> Uh, weak. That was probably the worst comeback
> ever posted to FFU. Only Vince(1) could top that.
> So, congratulations on your loss and your new
> §uperGay name.
>
> Hurry now. You don't want to miss your flight out
> of here.
> .


Yeah, yeah, yeah, your cumbacks are ever so witty. Don't worry, I'm not catching any flights out of here. I am sure you can hook up with furfag on your lay-over though.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 16, 2009 04:27PM

Ahhhh! Spray on tans....noooooo.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 16, 2009 04:32PM

SuperGay Wrote:
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> Yeah, yeah, yeah, your cumbacks are ever so witty.
> Don't worry, I'm not catching any flights out of
> here.
.

Let's not forget your Facebook cover picture below.

You're 2nd from the left, puckered up and ready for action.

Go get 'em, SuperGay!
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §till FAILS ()
Date: June 16, 2009 04:37PM

§ Wrote:
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> I'm on a roll. I bet if I keep this up, Furfag is mine forever!


Sometimes, perception doesn't match reality. Once again, you.......


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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: June 16, 2009 04:42PM

l

edit by Cary: Account password compromised, disabled by administrator.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/01/2010 04:59AM by inkahootz.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 16, 2009 04:46PM

§ and I aren't fighting, its this §till FAILS/ §till here/ §uperGay/ §hit Head
guy trolling us.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: June 16, 2009 04:55PM

Oh, so he started in on S guy then you got involved and now he is trolling both of you. Sorry, I have been busy dealing with my trolls! lol


Most of the trolling on here can be narrowed down to probably two super trolls... Ya and EJ. That is if Ya is really Ya! lol

I have my own personal trolls in fairfaDUD, Bob, and failsafe/ej. I find it to be quite a coincidence that when ej/pradadenim dipped out, failsafe appeared out of nowhere the next day. I thought the same of fairfaxDUD and bob, but I don't think that anymore. I think they are two different fag trolls, but who knows, he did register not too far after Bob left!

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 16, 2009 05:15PM

SuperGay Whimpered:
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> Sometimes, perception doesn't match reality.

You know, you are absolutely right.

The perception of you being a bad ass doesn't match the reality that you're a flamer.

You made that too easy. Here's your prize. Wear those tonight with your boyfriend.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §uperGay ()
Date: June 16, 2009 05:32PM

Fine. You win. I am a fairy princess who likes unicorns.

I'm going home now. *Sniffle*
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 16, 2009 05:43PM

I cracked up at that picture, §till FAILS.


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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 16, 2009 05:48PM

It's from his Facebook photo album from Halloween 2008 in DuPont.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 16, 2009 05:55PM

§uperGay Wrote:
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> Fine. You win. I am a fairy princess who likes
> unicorns.
>
> I'm going home now. *Sniffle*
> .

That's too bad.

Do like you normally do and make some comfort food and cuddle up with a good book and your man. Maybe put on some soft music.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §§ Ultimate Failure ()
Date: June 16, 2009 06:08PM

§ Wrote:
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> §uperGay Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fine. You win. I am a fairy princess who
> likes
> > unicorns.
> >
> > I'm going home now. *Sniffle*
> > .
>
> That's too bad.
>
> Do like you normally do and make some comfort food
> and cuddle up with a good book and your man.
> Maybe put on some soft music.

Ahh, the ultimate admission of defeat - impersonating other posters and then responding yourself. Gay and Failure Ridden - what a healthy combination of social ineptitude you exude.

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Posted by: §o §orry to have upset you ()
Date: June 16, 2009 06:18PM

§ Wrote:
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> It's from his Facebook photo album from Halloween
> 2008 in DuPont.
> .

Thanks Harry.

§,
Stop your denials, you know that picture could be from any Friday night at your apartment with Furfag. I thought you were out of the closet now. Be proud of who you are!

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 16, 2009 07:25PM

So Sorry to have upset you Whistled:
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>I love cock sooooooo much, that it makes my neck hairs stand up
>just thinking about it. I think I'll get my hair done tonight,
>put on my frilly outfit, hop in my Fag Flex and go on down to
>Remington's tonight. Tonight's gay cowboy night!! Hi-Ho-Silver!

Um, well, I'm glad you decided to come out.

Now hop on your horse and go find Tonto.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §o §orry to have Fagged Up The Site ()
Date: June 16, 2009 07:30PM

Unh. I can't take it anymore. My penis itches with desire.

Where's my lasso?!?!

Tonto? Wait, there you are in the photo I copied from MySpace.

Hi-Ho-Silver....Away!
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: jmu5647 ()
Date: June 16, 2009 07:33PM

One could only wonder how anona-troll has so many pics of gays on his computer. What a pole smoking homo.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: jmu5647 ()
Date: June 16, 2009 07:38PM

I'd say this closes out as victory to "S" guy for pwnage The anon guy clearly is rattled. Fun to watch though. LMAO

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §urprised to see you back for more ()
Date: June 16, 2009 08:14PM

§ mumbled after picking the pube from his teeth:
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Tho what? If I want to play Captain Cornhole with jmu5647, I will! Even if I have to make up screen names to do it!

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: gmu2003 ()
Date: June 16, 2009 08:26PM

jmu5647 Wrote:
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> I'd say this closes out as victory to "S" guy for
> pwnage The anon guy clearly is rattled. Fun to
> watch though. LMAO

No way, dude, screwed up "S" guy has been playing defense all day. If anyone is rattled it is "S." People usually let his pictures go with a comment or two letting him have the last word. His antagonizer today brought the A game to town and "S" has been slow to keep up.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Big Jim Slade ()
Date: June 16, 2009 09:23PM

Good read although nothing really about Moran. I think you both are a bunch of faggot ass bitches. The only thing that remotely comes close to being funny is the squiggle s's post at 3:40p and 5:15p. The kleenex thing was ok, tho I've seen it before. The rest of it is just fucking horseshit.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: i love whs ()
Date: June 16, 2009 09:32PM

I thought the kleenex thing was hilarious!

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Dwight. ()
Date: June 16, 2009 10:58PM

the direction of this thread shows the intelligence of the thread topic title... ignorance.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Dwight likes cream pies ()
Date: June 16, 2009 11:05PM

Shut up Dwight, you're the biggest fag on FFXU.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Dwight. ()
Date: June 16, 2009 11:09PM

Dwight likes cream pies Wrote:
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> Shut up Dwight, you're the biggest fag on FFXU.


...,Mhmm...

Next!

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: LoL'er ()
Date: June 17, 2009 06:40AM

I never lolled so much in my time here with all the GAY pictures. Man, you people could bring out the gayness in you.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Dr. Sigmund Freud ()
Date: June 17, 2009 07:44AM

Section guy - you should come up with a pet name for your new gay stalker. How about Wesley. I always thought that name wsa gay.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 17, 2009 09:37AM

Sigmund,

Clearly this gay stalker is riddled with a high degree of social inadequacy and is likely mentally ill. As a mental health expert, I'm sure you can conclude that if one knows where to easily locate all the gay pictures that exist on the internet that they, in fact, are gay. I mean, it's like this gay stalker troll simply typed his name in Google and out pops gay pics like he tipped over a box of Fruity Pebbles.

I agree. The name Wesley may well work as it has the right amount of "hiss" to it.

Perhaps we should ask forum regulars to come up with the ultimate gay stalker troll name for future use?

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Jeff Fagsworthy ()
Date: June 17, 2009 09:52AM

If you are a man above 20 and know who Zac Efron is, you might be a fag. If you know to leave the "k" off of his first name, you are a super fag.

If you engage anonymous trolls in an online forum with dueling homo pictures - and seem to enjoy it a little too much, you might be a fag.

If writing like a homosexual comes a little too easy to you, you might be a fag.

If your username is §, which is the ancient Cuneiform for sissyboy, you might be a fag.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 17, 2009 10:50AM

Jeff Fagsworthy aka SuperGay Wrote:
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> Something about a Cuneiform, which by referencing such a term
> can only mean he's a queer folk hero. We all know Zac Efron is on the
> other side of his Hanna Montana tissue box cover.

Wow, nice job. You just owned yourself again with your name choice.

So, Jeff Fagsworthy it is. Although, you'd know from your gay exploits that the name SuperGay, like cock, just rolls off the tongue a little better.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Larry the Cable Guy ()
Date: June 17, 2009 10:52AM

Jeff Fagsworthy Wrote:
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> If you are a man above 20 and know who Zac Efron
> is, you might be a fag. If you know to leave the
> "k" off of his first name, you are a super fag.
>
> If you engage anonymous trolls in an online forum
> with dueling homo pictures - and seem to enjoy it
> a little too much, you might be a fag.
>
> If writing like a homosexual comes a little too
> easy to you, you might be a fag.
>
> If your username is §, which is the ancient
> Cuneiform for sissyboy, you might be a fag.

Wow, that's funny, I don't care who you are.

Way to git r dun

Thanks for the laugh!

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §troke ()
Date: June 17, 2009 10:59AM

§ attempted a comeback with:
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> Wow, nice job.

What, no picture? Losing a bit of your style, aren't you?

PS - Jeff Fagsworthy - nice one. wish I had thought of it.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 17, 2009 10:59AM

Larry the Cable Guy Wrote:
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> Let me respond to my own post quickly before my feelings get hurt.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 17, 2009 11:02AM

§troke Wrote:
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> PS - Jeff Fagsworthy - nice one. wish I had
> thought of it.

Making virtual friends with one's self is a sign of mental illness.

At this point, I'll just wait for the razor blade perched on your wrist to commence slicing.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 17, 2009 11:05AM

What §troke was Wrote:
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> What, no picture? Losing a bit of your style,
> aren't you?

What §troke was Thinking:
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> My style is all things gay. So gay pictures is my forte!
> Hey, that rhymes! *Giggle*

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 17, 2009 11:06AM

Ha! That's 3 strikes. You're out. (of the closet).

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §tumbling now ()
Date: June 17, 2009 11:08AM

§ Wrote:
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> §troke Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > PS - Jeff Fagsworthy - nice one. wish I had
> > thought of it.
>
> Making virtual friends with one's self is a sign
> of mental illness.
>
> At this point, I'll just wait for the razor blade
> perched on your wrist to commence slicing.

Now you're getting testy. Wishing harm with that "razor blade perched upon my wrist." You seem to be taking all this a bit personally. I didn't think it would emotionally sting you that much. Do you want I should stop?

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 17, 2009 11:15AM

Fagsworthy aka SuperGay,

In response to your PM, I will not fund your sex change operation, but I won't judge you should you seek out such a procedure. A person with a library full of gay periodicals and photos should be able to be free with who they really are. That's what makes America so goddamn special.

Go for it.

Sincerely,
§

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §truggling to be witty ()
Date: June 17, 2009 11:49AM

§ blathered on nonsensically:
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> I cannot and will not give up my homosexual ramblings no matter how stupid
> you make me look.


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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §uperGay Fagworthy ()
Date: June 17, 2009 11:55AM

§uperGay Fagworthy thinks while resting his hand on his hip:
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Should I wear a pop of color today? Pink would work great, but they don't match my rollerblades. *Sigh*

I mean, what if I run into this guy? *Giggle*

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §tubborn Today, Aren't Ya? ()
Date: June 17, 2009 12:06PM

§ tried to be funny and wrote:
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> §uperGay Fagworthy thinks while resting his hand
> on his hip:
> --------------------------------------------------
> ------------
>
> Should I wear a pop of color today? Pink would
> work great, but they don't match my rollerblades.
> *Sigh*
>
> I mean, what if I run into this guy? *Giggle*

He sure is comfortable with gay talk. Must be all that chat line talking he participates in.


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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 17, 2009 12:25PM

Dear SuperGay Fagworthy troll,

I believe you are mistaken as that was your own above-referenced quote. There is no real way to tell unless you are registered, so by default you wear rollerblades and hot pink blouses. This assertion was validated by your boyfriend, La'Roy, in correspondence to FFXU dated 27 May 2009.

Therefore, you are hereby declared FFXU's resident fag.

Any further attempts to challenge this well-deserved designation will only result in increased faggy hit-points being added to your FFXU charisma settings. Right now, you have achieved the Gay Paul Bunyan folk hero status, which can only be surpassed by the Gay Jesus status. To achieve Gay Jesus status, you only need to post one additional time. After that, the game is over and you retain the FFXU resident fag moniker for a period of one (1) year or 20 buttsex trials, whichever comes first.

Now I'd extend the olive branch to you in advance of your next post, so to speak, however we all know that you'd just fellate it or stick it up your butt.

Sincerely,
§

P.S. - As this correspondence has left you with no immediate recourse, I bid you farewell as there are more pressing straight activities such as trading securities, playing sports and lawyering that require my attention. Best of luck to you in your new role.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §o, you §urrender ()
Date: June 17, 2009 12:32PM

§ Wrote:
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> Dear SuperGay Fagworthy troll,
>
> I believe you are mistaken as that was your own
> above-referenced quote. There is no real way to
> tell unless you are registered, so by default you
> wear rollerblades and hot pink blouses. This
> assertion was validated by your boyfriend, La'Roy,
> in correspondence to FFXU dated 27 May 2009.
>
> Therefore, you are hereby declared FFXU's resident
> fag.
>
> Any further attempts to challenge this
> well-deserved designation will only result in
> increased faggy hit-points being added to your
> FFXU charisma settings. Right now, you have
> achieved the Gay Paul Bunyan folk hero status,
> which can only be surpassed by the Gay Jesus
> status. To achieve Gay Jesus status, you only
> need to post one additional time. After that, the
> game is over and you retain the FFXU resident fag
> moniker for a period of one (1) year or 20 buttsex
> trials, whichever comes first.
>
> Now I'd extend the olive branch to you in advance
> of your next post, so to speak, however we all
> know that you'd just fellate it or stick it up
> your butt.
>
> Sincerely,
> §
>
> P.S. - As this correspondence has left you with no
> immediate recourse, I bid you farewell as there
> are more pressing straight activities such as
> trading securities, playing sports and lawyering
> that require my attention. Best of luck to you in
> your new role.

2 days and you quit? I am disappointed. Your exit stratagy is weak, mighty weak. You get your jollies off posting pics in every forum. All of a sudden you are challenged and you run back into the closet? I understand you are creating these so called "straight activites" as alibis to cover for yourself as you troll the men seeking men sections of various web boards. Good luck with that.

PS - FWIW, I am not Jeff Fagsworthy. I stuck to simply mocking your gay symbol name.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 17, 2009 12:34PM

Can you just shut the fuck up? § obviously pwned you, yet still go on with this tirade. Oh, and changing names in every post makes you like a toolish troll.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
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Date: June 17, 2009 12:37PM

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §igning off ()
Date: June 17, 2009 12:44PM

Furfur Wrote:
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> Can you just shut the fuck up? § obviously pwned
> you, yet still go on with this tirade. Oh, and
> changing names in every post makes you like a
> toolish troll.

I am not sure what your love affair is with §. I am sure that is between the two of you. I hate to break it to you, but § is the biggest troll in this forum. He used to actually have intelligible, logical contributions. One day, the dude literally snapped. Not sure if it was work pressure, closeted gay syndrome, or what, but he fucking snapped. He spent a year posting under different names always posting pictures. There were rarely any worthwhile posts. I don't even disagree with his politics. I simply think he is an asshole. It was time someone challenged him to stop with his juvenile bullshit that very few people appreciate in this forum. If you like the way he behaves, that by extension makes you an asshole. Who knows, maybe he has suffered some sort of mental breakdown. Mental illness is a serious problem, and I hope he is getting the appropriate treatment. If it isn't menal illness, he deserves to be trolled because, as mentioned before, he is a troll.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 17, 2009 01:29PM

I glad you took it upon yourself to be the vigilante. Trolling somebody you consider a troll, guess it makes sense to you.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
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Date: June 17, 2009 04:03PM

SuperGay Fagworthy Wrote:
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> I am not sure what your love affair is with §. I
> am sure that is between the two of you. I hate to
> break it to you, but § is the biggest troll in
> this forum. He used to actually have
> intelligible, logical contributions. One day, the
> dude literally snapped. Not sure if it was work
> pressure, closeted gay syndrome, or what, but he
> fucking snapped. He spent a year posting under
> different names always posting pictures. There
> were rarely any worthwhile posts. I don't even
> disagree with his politics. I simply think he is
> an asshole. It was time someone challenged him to
> stop with his juvenile bullshit that very few
> people appreciate in this forum. If you like the
> way he behaves, that by extension makes you an
> asshole. Who knows, maybe he has suffered some
> sort of mental breakdown. Mental illness is a
> serious problem, and I hope he is getting the
> appropriate treatment. If it isn't menal illness,
> he deserves to be trolled because, as mentioned
> before, he is a troll.

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Date: June 17, 2009 04:12PM

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> SuperGay Fagworthy Wrote:
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> > I am not sure what your love affair is with §.
> I
> > am sure that is between the two of you. I hate
> to
> > break it to you, but § is the biggest troll in
> > this forum. He used to actually have
> > intelligible, logical contributions. One day,
> the
> > dude literally snapped. Not sure if it was
> work
> > pressure, closeted gay syndrome, or what, but
> he
> > fucking snapped. He spent a year posting under
> > different names always posting pictures. There
> > were rarely any worthwhile posts. I don't even
> > disagree with his politics. I simply think he
> is
> > an asshole. It was time someone challenged him
> to
> > stop with his juvenile bullshit that very few
> > people appreciate in this forum. If you like
> the
> > way he behaves, that by extension makes you an
> > asshole. Who knows, maybe he has suffered some
> > sort of mental breakdown. Mental illness is a
> > serious problem, and I hope he is getting the
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> Overly-sensitive post detected by user Gay Jesus
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> We report that we've received no other complaints
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>
> In reference to trolling, we note that § is NOT an
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Dwight. ()
Date: June 17, 2009 07:57PM

Last Thursday the "Audit the Fed" bill (HR 1207) had 200 co-sponsors and the companion senate bill had zero co-sponsors .....

But

as of tuesday June 16th the house bill now has 224 co-sponsors and the senate bill has its first co-sponsor, Senator Jim DeMint of South Carolina.

The pressure being put on congress is working. In fact the Federal Reserve Board has become so worried about this legislation that they have hired lobbyist to fight it! keep pushing America!


find out if your rep is a co-sponsor, if he is thank him , if he is not ask him to support the "Audit the Fed" bill.


Everybody support DownsizeDC.org It will do good for the country.


just some intelligence for yall.. thanks to downsizeDC. org.

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Date: June 18, 2009 08:00AM

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Date: June 18, 2009 10:11AM

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Date: June 18, 2009 11:26AM

§ pranced around and dribbled:
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Date: June 18, 2009 02:06PM

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Mail Delivery Subsytem Returned Mail: See Transcript for details

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Posted by: §prite ()
Date: June 18, 2009 02:39PM

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> (Does anyone actually read these anymore?)

Study up, 'cause you are gettin' schooled!

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Date: June 18, 2009 03:45PM

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §wedish Chef ()
Date: June 18, 2009 04:02PM

§ blabbered:
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Posted by: §putnik ()
Date: June 18, 2009 04:36PM

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You may want to look here for some humor.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §tranded ()
Date: June 19, 2009 09:58AM

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 10:03AM

Oh Hai, SuperGay Fagworthy!

When are you coming over tonight? I'm baking us a pot pie!
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §trike 3 ()
Date: June 19, 2009 10:06AM

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 10:09AM

Oh Lover! I can hear you hissing all the way across town!

Quit posting those silly pictures and let's bake some brownies.

Did you make a poopie this morning?
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §calawag ()
Date: June 19, 2009 10:17AM

§ went batshit and stated oh so flamboyantly:
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> Ahoy maties!

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 10:21AM

Who is this § person? Are you coming over or what?

I'm making us balloons again like last week.

This time, we can dip them in vaseline for less friction!

*Giggle*
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §kolnick ()
Date: June 19, 2009 10:27AM

§ obviously stated the obvious:
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> In cathe you can't tell, I am tho gay for Larry B. Thcott.


Uh, yeah, I think we all got that by now. Good luck with it.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 10:33AM

Wow! You are tho gay, you knew my real name!

pwned!
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 10:35AM

Twinkle Toes? Are you still there?

It'll be alright. Let's cuddle.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 10:37AM

I'm waiting...
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §esame ()
Date: June 19, 2009 10:37AM

§ once again attempting to be funny snorted:
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> blah blah blah

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §upra ()
Date: June 19, 2009 10:39AM

§ Wrote:
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> I'm waiting...for cock

We all know.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 10:43AM

*Giggle* You're so funny today!

See you tonight at six!

Ciao!
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §pringer ()
Date: June 19, 2009 10:46AM

§ lisped:
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> What more do I have to do to prove how gay I am?

Nothing, we are well past that point.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 10:58AM

*Kisses* Gotta run.

Don't forget to wear the Jean Nate tonight. It's near the nightstand near your remote.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §immons ()
Date: June 19, 2009 11:00AM

§ Wrote:
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> Speaking of meeting someone, I hope Biff looks my way today!

Yes, we know. Be done with it!

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: xoxoxoxoxo ()
Date: June 19, 2009 11:58AM

Hola SuperGay Fagworthy!

We hope all is well with you and Lamar. We're flying into town later this afternoon and were wondering if we can join your little balloon-fest. We can even sing a song a little diddy for you like we did before.

Oh, almost forgot. I'm returning the blouse you lent me in the spring. It still smells like you!

Toodles,
xoxoxoxoxoxo
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 12:03PM

*Giggle*
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §tyle Points ()
Date: June 19, 2009 12:24PM

§ gleefully proclaimed:
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> I can't thtop looking for pictures of gay men!

I think Chuck said it best, when he said:

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 19, 2009 12:32PM

I'd love to know how this thread went from some dipshit talking about a petition to three pages filled with gay GIFs and Lamar pics.




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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §till Going ()
Date: June 19, 2009 12:35PM

Furfur Wrote:
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> I'd love to know how this thread went from some
> dipshit talking about a petition to three pages
> filled with gay GIFs and Lamar pics.


It is called §. He is collecting material for his upcoming autobiography. Here is the preview of the cover.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 19, 2009 12:44PM

No, actually you started this. It was staying on topic until you arrived.


Hey, didn't you star in that cowboy movie?





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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §imple ()
Date: June 19, 2009 12:48PM

Furfur Wrote:
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> No, actually you started this. It was staying on
> topic until you arrived.
>
>
> Hey, didn't you star in that cowboy movie?


You two must have shared access to ALL the gay pics. Which would mean.......


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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 19, 2009 12:51PM

Run a virus scan, you're computer probably has interweb AIDS, and its contagious.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §loppy ()
Date: June 19, 2009 12:57PM

Furfur Wrote:
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> Run a virus scan, you're computer probably has
> interweb AIDS, and its contagious.


Lame doesn't even begin to describe your post.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:00PM

Furfur -

This sniffling little pudding pop just doesn't know when to quit. He's the one who got me to listen to his favorite male pop group of all time!

Lamar
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §quiggly ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:03PM

§ Squealed:
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> YAY! I just found another picture of George Michael!!!!


Which, again, would make you a fag. You are probably Mayor McFag though. Congrats on that.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: xoxoxoxoxo ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:06PM

Lamar! You sneaky little goose!

Just for that, I'm breaking out this SuperGay troll's electro-shock device tonight.

Do you know if he's clean?

Lovingly,
xoxoxoxoxo
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:07PM

*Giggle*
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:12PM

§loppy Seconds Wrote:
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> Lame doesn't even begin to describe your post.



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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Judge §tone ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:12PM

§ lisped:
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> One more picture of thirtleth men. I am on a roll. I can't wait to file trade with Furfur.


The jury came back with a verdict.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: George Michael ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:12PM

So by you admitting you know my name from a picture makes you ghey.

See you tonight pudding pop!
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:14PM

*Tee-Hee*
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:14PM

This troll is a 16 year old with a cheesy moustache.




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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §pawn ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:16PM

§ chirped:
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> Another, Another, Another. I am the luckiest sissy in the world. I love George!

Isn't there some other forum you can visit devoted to Lamar or George?

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §imply Put ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:20PM

Fine, you win. I like Wham and my lover is Lamar.

Just please don't tell anyone because my boyfriend Thaddeus will kick my ass if he finds out.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:22PM

Don't worry sweety. I won't tell.

*Places finger over §imply Put's lips*
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §ecret is safe ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:23PM

§ pleaded:
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> Fine, you win. I like Wham and my lover is Lamar.
>
>
> Just please don't tell anyone.

Sure thing, but you might want to tone down all your gay posts. Might give people the notion your a fag.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §ecret is safe ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:26PM

I'm just kidding. I lost this round.

I suck. I also suck at wrestling as shown by this picture of me.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:29PM

*Giggles*

I'll see you tonight SuperGay Fagworthy!
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §aki ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:30PM

§ Wrote:
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> I failed again.

Yes, we all know.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Date: June 19, 2009 01:35PM

Thank you for your reply.

We note that you have no friends and your TV is lonely. That's not healthy.

Have you tried watching "Life Goes On?"

For more information, please refer to the error message below.

Thank you.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:37PM

What time are you coming over, SuperGay Fagworthy?

You left your purple Trapper Keeper at my place.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §aki ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:41PM

Lamar Wrote:
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> What time are you coming over, SuperGay
> Fagworthy?
>
> You left your purple Trapper Keeper at my place.
> .

Oh geez! Thanks, Lamar. I should drop by around 7.

I need to stop off and pick up this new book at Barnes and Noble. Reminds me of my childhood.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §poke ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:42PM

§ can't stop when he is on a roll:
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> What more can I do to prove my gayness to the forum?

Nothing....


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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §poke ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:48PM

There's nothing more I can do except accept the olive branch that was bestowed on me and fellate the shit out of it!

Bai!

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §&P ()
Date: June 19, 2009 01:52PM

§ Wrote:
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> there are more pressing activities such as
> trading securities, playing sports and lawyering
> that require my attention.

LOL - such delusions of grandeur. Gomez is watching the market as well.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §&P ()
Date: June 19, 2009 02:07PM

§poke hissed:
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>There's nothing more I can do except accept the olive branch that was bestowed >on me and fellate the shit out of it!

Hey, you don't get to have all the fun! I'm bringing my new lover, Gomez!

The only trading we do is trade bodily fluids!

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §cuttle ()
Date: June 19, 2009 02:18PM

§ whined:
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> Please stop. You are hurting my feelings.


You are right, I apologize.....


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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Date: June 19, 2009 02:19PM

Earlier in the week, §igning off cried for help to others:
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> He spent a year posting under
> different names always posting pictures. I don't even
> disagree with his politics. I simply think he is
> an asshole. It was time someone challenged him to
> stop with his juvenile bullshit that very few
> people appreciate in this forum. If you like the
> way he behaves, that by extension makes you an
> asshole.

Thank you for your reply.

We refer to your above-referenced correspondence from earlier in the week whereby you made a slick-snotted mess of wails and cries all over this thread.

Not to mention, your love affair with § is troublesome as you've been following him like a stalker for over a year. We here at FFXU think this is overtly gay.

Please refrain from further gay stalking in the future. Failure to do so will extend your SuperGay Jesus folk hero status for an additional year or 20 more visits from Lamar.

Thank you.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 19, 2009 02:20PM

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §pot ()
Date: June 19, 2009 02:23PM

§ whined:
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> I know you are but what am I?

That answer is easy.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 02:32PM

*Applause*

SuperGay Jesus folk hero level?

I can't believe you made it! Yayyyyy!
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §pot ()
Date: June 19, 2009 02:34PM

I'm thinking about you, Lamar.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 02:37PM

Really, §pot?

*Blushes*
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §pot ()
Date: June 19, 2009 02:38PM

Yes, really. I sent you a PM. Holla back you roughneck.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 19, 2009 02:39PM

This video game's enemies were based on you; pay attention to 0:25 and 0:40.




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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 19, 2009 02:40PM

LOL!
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §tart ()
Date: June 19, 2009 02:56PM

With § and Furfur on this thread, it......

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 19, 2009 03:00PM

LOOK! You've gone from street enemy to final level boss!




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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §kip ()
Date: June 19, 2009 03:03PM

It has been said before, but it bears repeating....

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 19, 2009 03:07PM

Another game boss based on you! ATTN: 1:08




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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §cam ()
Date: June 19, 2009 03:11PM

Furfur Wrote:
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> Another game boss based on you! ATTN: 1:08
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §kip ()
Date: June 19, 2009 03:13PM

I have nothing more to say. That's me right there.

Lamar, let's get out of here.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 03:15PM

Coming! Rarr!
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §uperGay Jesus ()
Date: June 19, 2009 03:17PM

Lamar, grab my backpack. Let's go!
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 03:18PM

Here you go!
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 19, 2009 03:20PM

Bahaha!
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §teve ()
Date: June 19, 2009 03:23PM

§ cried:
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> Speaking of accessories, I lost my lid.

Sorry to hear that. Take this one....


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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Date: June 19, 2009 03:45PM

Thank you for your reply.

We noticed that you own a Faghat. We find that to be interesting that such an accessory would be hanging in your closet. Now that you're out of the closet and have achieved SuperGay Jesus folk hero status, we certainly understand and the mystery has been solved.

A copy of this correspondence has been forwarded to Robert Stack. Case closed.

Thank you.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 03:55PM

§tevie - What time are you coming over?

My neck hairs are starting to stand up in anticipation!
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §pock ()
Date: June 19, 2009 03:55PM

§ cried:
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> Warp speed to DuPont Circle.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §teve ()
Date: June 19, 2009 03:57PM

I'm coming over now, Lamar! Be ready for me.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 04:00PM

§pock and §teve -

Living La Vida Loca.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §kywalker ()
Date: June 19, 2009 04:03PM

§ rejoiced:
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> Thuper, I found more gay pictures for my memoirs! I wonder how gay I can get?


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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §kywalker ()
Date: June 19, 2009 04:05PM

Where the heck is Lamar?

I'm going to be late for my manicure.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §imeon ()
Date: June 19, 2009 04:07PM

§ lamented:
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> With all this hostility, I may not want to be a homo, any advice?

Yes..

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 04:19PM

§imeon cooed:
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>Lamar, let's get out of here. This place clearly is not tolerant of our kind.

Ok, SuperGay Fagworthy!

sings, "Clap your hands everybody, everybody clap your hands..."
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §ki ()
Date: June 19, 2009 04:23PM

§ asked:
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> But how do I not be gay?

simple....


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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 04:29PM

Why do you have a picture of little boys riding a banana? That's pedo-gay.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §ki ()
Date: June 19, 2009 04:31PM

Sorry, I can't help it. I have a fetish. See?
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §py ()
Date: June 19, 2009 04:32PM

§ insisted:
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> No way! If that is what it takes I will be gay! Here look at my picture
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Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: June 19, 2009 04:35PM

§py insisted:
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> No way! If that is what it takes I will be gay!

Grrrrrreat! Now come home and tickle me.
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Posted by: §tart ()
Date: June 19, 2009 04:37PM

§ Wrote:
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Game Over ()
Date: June 19, 2009 04:47PM

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>I guess if I can't find his post, that means I lost. Damn.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 19, 2009 04:48PM

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: FFXU Award Service ()
Date: June 19, 2009 05:03PM

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §tart to Fail ()
Date: June 19, 2009 05:18PM

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §tandards and Practices ()
Date: June 19, 2009 05:57PM

§,

FFXU community users have noticed an increase in gayness in your posting. In order to forwarn the straight and non-ubergay (such as yourself), please affix the following advisory to all posts.

Your cooperation is appreciated.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Date: June 19, 2009 09:23PM

We're sorry but the troll award deadline has passed. A new award will not take place until Jan. 2011.

You are only eligible for the Forum Faggot award.

To win, you only need to post one additional time. Can you resist?

Good luck and may Lamar be with you.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/19/2009 09:34PM by FFXU Award Service.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: I am still a §hithead ()
Date: June 20, 2009 01:03AM

ok
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: I §uck Furfur ()
Date: June 20, 2009 01:13AM

FFXU Award Service Wrote:
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> We're sorry but the troll award deadline has
> passed. A new award will not take place until
> Jan. 2011.
>
> You are only eligible for the Forum Faggot award.
>
> To win, you only need to post one additional time.
> Can you resist?
>
> Good luck and may Lamar be with you.


you FAILED to attach the appriate forwarning:

ipso facto, you FAIL...
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §uperior ()
Date: June 20, 2009 09:48AM

§ Wrote:
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> I lose

I know....

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Date: June 22, 2009 05:37PM

You're exactly right. You did win something.

You won the FFXU Forum Faggot Award by virtue of your response to the disclaimer from Friday afternoon.

So, congrats! We knew you could do it.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 22, 2009 05:52PM

Damn.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: June 22, 2009 07:31PM

§tandards and Practices Wrote:
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> §,
>
> FFXU community users have noticed an increase in
> gayness in your posting. In order to forwarn the
> straight and non-ubergay (such as yourself),
> please affix the following advisory to all posts.
>
> Your cooperation is appreciated.




You're a complete lamer. Seriously. Whoever you are, fuck off.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: ()
Date: June 23, 2009 12:10AM

§ Wrote:
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> I am tho happy to have the support of the great Meeper. Furfag and I are tho
> looking forward to our first threesome! It will be thpectacular!

Yes, I am sure you are. Paul Reubens even called to wish you three well...

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Rama19 ()
Date: June 23, 2009 12:14AM

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 23, 2009 12:19AM

This thread...




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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: ()
Date: June 23, 2009 12:25AM

¶ Wrote:
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> § Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am tho happy to have the support of the great
> Meeper. Furfag and I are tho
> > looking forward to our first threesome! It will
> be thpectacular!

> Yes, I am sure you are. Paul Reubens even called
> to wish you three well...
>
§ Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> Damn it, I was in the shower with Furfag and Meeper!


Don't worry, I am sure he left a message.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: ¦ ()
Date: June 23, 2009 12:32AM

˜ Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> Honk, Honk, Honk

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: ¨ ()
Date: June 23, 2009 12:34AM

§ Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> Honk, Honk, Honk

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: June 23, 2009 05:32AM

§ Wrote:
> As far as job titles go, some folks are Political
> Analysts. Others are Financial Analysts, Systems
> Analysts or even Research Analysts.


Im an analyst and a therapist I tried to combine the two on a business card, but it didnt work out too well...

AnalRapist



...god i love arrested development

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 23, 2009 12:10PM

¨ Wrote:
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> Beep, Beep, Player!

Wow. Nice bumper sticker. Did you scrape that off of your car?

You already lost this battle, twice. Give up and die.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: ¤ ()
Date: June 23, 2009 12:19PM

§ Wrote:
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> You already lost this battle, twice.

I guess you really wanted to make it to the next level with your self proclaimed win. Congrats, here you go.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: ¤ ()
Date: June 23, 2009 01:34PM

Fine, I got owned (again).

Now I'm going shopping for some scented candles.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Date: June 23, 2009 01:37PM

Good for you. Perhaps it'll mask the smell of you stinking up this board with recycled and unoriginal ghey pics.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Dr. ‡ ()
Date: June 23, 2009 01:44PM

§ complained:
> --------------------------------------------------
> I am not feeling so well. I think I picked up something from someone.

The doctor's diagnosis is in.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 23, 2009 02:42PM

Dr. ‡ unveils his new 'SuperGay Jesus' symbol (‡).

It looks like two crosses pounding each other. Typical stalker-troll material.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Dr. Blisters ()
Date: June 23, 2009 02:48PM

§ whined:
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> I want a second opinion!


OK - here you go.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Date: June 23, 2009 04:12PM

And you sonny, have the FFXU Ghey Award!

(Note: Dr. Blisters still has hurt feelings from getting publicly humiliated almost a year ago. This is why he won't share it with others.)

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §cully and Molder ()
Date: June 23, 2009 08:16PM

§ INSANELY Wrote:
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> (Note: Dr. Blisters still has hurt feelings from
> getting publicly humiliated almost a year ago.
> This is why he won't share it with others.)


WTF?!? You need some serious help, faggot.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §cully ()
Date: June 23, 2009 08:24PM

Oh,I almost forgot.....

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: troll won the fag award... bahaha! ()
Date: June 23, 2009 09:31PM

just read the last 2 pages and congrats to the troll who is stalking symbol guy, furfur and meeper! you won the FFU faggot award! that's some funny shit

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §poonman ()
Date: June 23, 2009 11:34PM

> § again lisped:
> --------------------------------------------------
> Hey everybody, check out my new T-thirt!

Yes, it is definitely you...

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: ur gayy ()
Date: June 24, 2009 03:01PM

that t-shirt was from your closet. good to see you came out of it. see i can play this game. ur a phag

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §cully ()
Date: June 24, 2009 03:09PM

§ Failed again:
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> that t-shirt was from your closet. good to see
> you came out of it. see i can play this game. ur
> a phag


You already lost this game, homo.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Date: June 24, 2009 03:42PM

We're sorry but the troll award deadline has passed. A new troll award will not take place until Jan. 2011.

However, we confirm that you have already won the FFXU Forum Faggot Award in the above thread by your one additional posting when prompted. If you did not wish to receive such an award, you simply need not post. But, of course you did.

This award is non-refundable and your new designation has been validated by independent third-party forum members.

Good luck and enjoy your new title.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Where's the §? ()
Date: June 24, 2009 03:45PM

§ attempted a comeback:
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> I am still unfunny no matter what name I post under.

Yes, you are and you are a faggot too.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 25, 2009 10:43AM

FFXU Award Service Wrote:
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> We're sorry but the troll award deadline has
> passed. A new troll award will not take place
> until Jan. 2011.
>
> However, we confirm that you have already won the
> FFXU Forum Faggot Award in the above thread by
> your one additional posting when prompted. If you
> did not wish to receive such an award, you simply
> need not post. But, of course you did.
>
> This award is non-refundable and your new
> designation has been validated by independent
> third-party forum members.
>
> Good luck and enjoy your new title.

Take notice. You already lost. Please try again.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §pankees ()
Date: June 25, 2009 10:59AM

§ Wrote:
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> Hey everybody I just got back from NYC.
> I saw a baseball game and bought a personal item for
> me and my boyfriend.

Yes, and you have the evidence to support it.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 25, 2009 12:23PM

Said the gay stalker troll who's obsessive, overly sensitive and who's feelings get hurt quite easily. As evidenced by the delicate standard of care given to "own" someone on a message board after following them for over a year.

Below is your very own post where you said I was the biggest troll on this forum. Your acknowledgment means that you admit defeat.

Now that you were out-witted (again), you should go find a hobby or a real job.


Gay Stalker Troll whined about his obsession:
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I hate to break it to you, but § is the biggest troll in this forum. He used to actually have intelligible, logical contributions. One day, the dude literally snapped. Not sure if it was work pressure, closeted gay syndrome, or what, but he fucking snapped. He spent a year posting under different names always posting pictures. There were rarely any worthwhile posts. I don't even disagree with his politics. I simply think he is an asshole. It was time someone challenged him to stop with his juvenile bullshit that very few people appreciate in this forum. If you like the way he behaves, that by extension makes you an asshole. Who knows, maybe he has suffered some sort of mental breakdown. Mental illness is a serious problem, and I hope he is getting the appropriate treatment. If it isn't menal illness, he deserves to be trolled because, as mentioned before, he is a troll.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §trippers Rock ()
Date: June 25, 2009 12:49PM

§ Cried:
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> wah wah wah, blah blah blah

Your frustration is duly noted and shat upon.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Re§ton Library ()
Date: June 25, 2009 12:50PM

Mr. §,

The backordered book you have requested is now available for pick up. Please report to the Reading Rainbow Room during normal business hours to pick up your request. Thank you for choosing Re§ton Library.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: June 25, 2009 01:22PM

lame thread.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 25, 2009 02:01PM

Agreed Gravis.

This gay stalker troll has already lost, admitted defeat, yet still continues with his obsession over me that has lasted for over a year.

Normally, I would be flattered, but I don't want this guy to propostition me more than he already has.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §panked ()
Date: June 25, 2009 02:05PM

§ Wrote:
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> I want to show my love for Gravis.

I see.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 25, 2009 02:21PM

Said the twice-defeated and self-admitted second rate gay stalker troll.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §tore ()
Date: June 25, 2009 02:26PM

§ Wrote:
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> How many times can I edit this post so it makes sense?

Only you know, I gues you feel the need to keep editing because you are afraid.......

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 25, 2009 02:28PM

Yes. Afraid of my cornhole being violated by an obsessive gay stalker troll like yourself.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Paul Ruben§ ()
Date: June 25, 2009 02:49PM

§ Wrote:
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> Yes. Afraid of my cornhole being violated by an
> obsessive gay stalker troll like yourself.

Pee-Wee says your retort was not only lame, but it was......

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 25, 2009 02:51PM

Said the gay stalker troll who's obsessive, overly sensitive and who's feelings get hurt quite easily. As evidenced by the delicate standard of care given to "own" someone on a message board after following them for over a year.

Below is your very own post where you said I was the biggest troll on this forum. Your acknowledgment means that you admit defeat.

Now that you were out-witted (again), you should go find a hobby or a real job.


Gay Stalker Troll whined about his obsession:
----------------------------------------------

I hate to break it to you, but § is the biggest troll in this forum. He used to actually have intelligible, logical contributions. One day, the dude literally snapped. Not sure if it was work pressure, closeted gay syndrome, or what, but he fucking snapped. He spent a year posting under different names always posting pictures. There were rarely any worthwhile posts. I don't even disagree with his politics. I simply think he is an asshole. It was time someone challenged him to stop with his juvenile bullshit that very few people appreciate in this forum. If you like the way he behaves, that by extension makes you an asshole. Who knows, maybe he has suffered some sort of mental breakdown. Mental illness is a serious problem, and I hope he is getting the appropriate treatment. If it isn't menal illness, he deserves to be trolled because, as mentioned before, he is a troll.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §lug ()
Date: June 25, 2009 02:56PM

§ meandered:
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> God, I am boring and batshit crazy all at the same time.

Yes you are. Even though the answer is pretty obvious, the rest of the forum just wants to know.....

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 25, 2009 02:58PM

Said the gay stalker troll who's obsessive, overly sensitive and who's feelings get hurt quite easily. As evidenced by the delicate standard of care given to "own" someone on a message board after following them for over a year.

Below is your very own post where you said I was the biggest troll on this forum. Your acknowledgment means that you admit defeat.

Now that you were out-witted (again), you should go find a hobby or a real job.


Gay Stalker Troll whined about his obsession:
--------------------------------------------

I hate to break it to you, but § is the biggest troll in this forum. He used to actually have intelligible, logical contributions. One day, the dude literally snapped. Not sure if it was work pressure, closeted gay syndrome, or what, but he fucking snapped. He spent a year posting under different names always posting pictures. There were rarely any worthwhile posts. I don't even disagree with his politics. I simply think he is an asshole. It was time someone challenged him to stop with his juvenile bullshit that very few people appreciate in this forum. If you like the way he behaves, that by extension makes you an asshole. Who knows, maybe he has suffered some sort of mental breakdown. Mental illness is a serious problem, and I hope he is getting the appropriate treatment. If it isn't menal illness, he deserves to be trolled because, as mentioned before, he is a troll.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §tring ()
Date: June 25, 2009 03:03PM

§ Wrote:
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> I like to post gayness.

That's a bit of an understatement.


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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 25, 2009 03:05PM

Said the gay stalker troll who's obsessive, overly sensitive and who's feelings get hurt quite easily. As evidenced by the delicate standard of care given to "own" someone on a message board after following them for over a year.

Below is your very own post where you said I was the biggest troll on this forum. Your acknowledgment means that you admit defeat.

Now that you were out-witted (again), you should go find a hobby or a real job.


Gay Stalker Troll whined about his obsession:
---------------------------------------------

I hate to break it to you, but § is the biggest troll in this forum. He used to actually have intelligible, logical contributions. One day, the dude literally snapped. Not sure if it was work pressure, closeted gay syndrome, or what, but he fucking snapped. He spent a year posting under different names always posting pictures. There were rarely any worthwhile posts. I don't even disagree with his politics. I simply think he is an asshole. It was time someone challenged him to stop with his juvenile bullshit that very few people appreciate in this forum. If you like the way he behaves, that by extension makes you an asshole. Who knows, maybe he has suffered some sort of mental breakdown. Mental illness is a serious problem, and I hope he is getting the appropriate treatment. If it isn't menal illness, he deserves to be trolled because, as mentioned before, he is a troll.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §oap ()
Date: June 25, 2009 03:22PM

§ Wrote:
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> Being gay makes me feel dirty.

Try this.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 25, 2009 03:24PM

Said the gay stalker troll who's obsessive, overly sensitive and who's feelings get hurt quite easily. As evidenced by the delicate standard of care given to try to "own" someone on a message board after following them for over a year.

Below is your very own post where you said I was the biggest troll on this forum. Your acknowledgment means that you admit defeat.

Now that you were out-witted (again), you should go find a hobby or a real job.


Gay Stalker Troll whined about his obsession:
---------------------------------------------

I hate to break it to you, but § is the biggest troll in this forum. He used to actually have intelligible, logical contributions. One day, the dude literally snapped. Not sure if it was work pressure, closeted gay syndrome, or what, but he fucking snapped. He spent a year posting under different names always posting pictures. There were rarely any worthwhile posts. I don't even disagree with his politics. I simply think he is an asshole. It was time someone challenged him to stop with his juvenile bullshit that very few people appreciate in this forum. If you like the way he behaves, that by extension makes you an asshole. Who knows, maybe he has suffered some sort of mental breakdown. Mental illness is a serious problem, and I hope he is getting the appropriate treatment. If it isn't menal illness, he deserves to be trolled because, as mentioned before, he is a troll.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §linky ()
Date: June 25, 2009 03:29PM

§ Wrote:
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> wah wah wah

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 25, 2009 03:32PM

Said the troll who is using the very own pics that other people had used to own him with.

Being picked on as a child as made him fragile-minded and quick to solicit other males in public forums.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §tudent ()
Date: June 25, 2009 03:35PM

§ sissied:
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> boo hoo

Here is where you went to school.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 25, 2009 03:35PM

Said the troll who is using the very own pics that other people had used to own him with.

Being picked on as a child as made him fragile-minded and quick to solicit other males in public forums.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 25, 2009 03:37PM

Speaking of boo hoo ------->


Gay Stalker Troll whined about his obsession:
----------------------------------------------

I hate to break it to you, but § is the biggest troll in this forum. He used to actually have intelligible, logical contributions. One day, the dude literally snapped. Not sure if it was work pressure, closeted gay syndrome, or what, but he fucking snapped. He spent a year posting under different names always posting pictures. There were rarely any worthwhile posts. I don't even disagree with his politics. I simply think he is an asshole. It was time someone challenged him to stop with his juvenile bullshit that very few people appreciate in this forum. If you like the way he behaves, that by extension makes you an asshole. Who knows, maybe he has suffered some sort of mental breakdown. Mental illness is a serious problem, and I hope he is getting the appropriate treatment. If it isn't menal illness, he deserves to be trolled because, as mentioned before, he is a troll.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §tatitician ()
Date: June 25, 2009 03:38PM

§ Wrote:
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> How gay would you say I am, percentage wise?

This much

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 25, 2009 03:40PM

Troll Wrote:
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> How gay would you say I am, percentage wise?

100% gay and 100% unoriginal.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 25, 2009 03:41PM

PM received, Gravis. Thanks again.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §lowly ()
Date: June 25, 2009 03:42PM

§ Wrote:
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> Copying people, is that original?

Nope, it just means....

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 25, 2009 05:52PM

Damn. Did I hurt you that bad? What could I have possibly have said that triggered these manic-compulsive episodes of yours?

Was it the Kleenex thing? Yeah, it likely was because that's when you were challenged then decided to get all West Side Story on me.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §lowly ()
Date: June 25, 2009 06:07PM

Yes, the Kleenex thing really ticked me off and sent me into an uncontrollable rage. I haven't been able to sleep and I'm completely withdrawn from my family and my BFF, Lamar.

I mean, I'm already introverted and socially-inept. That's what my shrink said. That's probably why everyone makes fun of me behind my back. One of these days, I'll speak up and they'll see the real me. *Sniffle*

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §paghetti ()
Date: June 26, 2009 09:16AM

§ cried aloud:
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> Thop it!

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §paghetti ()
Date: July 01, 2009 05:15PM

Lamar! There you are, my love!

When are you coming over for playtime and cuddles?
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: July 01, 2009 05:18PM

OH HAI, lover!!

I'll be there right after I stop by CVS for some lotion and fragrances.

*Giggle*

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: July 01, 2009 05:19PM

Can I be the daddy this time?

*Giggle*
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §paghetti ()
Date: July 01, 2009 05:20PM

Yes, lover. Anytime.

I'll take it in the rear instead.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: July 01, 2009 05:21PM

Rarr.
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Date: July 01, 2009 05:25PM

Thank you for your reply.

We detect gayness among Gay Stalker Troll and Lamar (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Therefore, we hereby appoint them FFXU Gay Couple of the Year!

Acceptance of such appointment is validated by one additional post by Gay Stalker Troll.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: Lamar ()
Date: July 01, 2009 05:27PM

Honey? Did you hear that?

Please, please, please post one more time, Gay Stalker Troll!

This excitement makes my neck hairs stand up!

*Giggle*
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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §paghetti ()
Date: July 01, 2009 05:34PM

Lamar,

I couldn't resist the gayest couple award, so here I am.

I just want to hold you tight sometimes. Let's snuggle.

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: grandpa ()
Date: July 02, 2009 12:25AM

It looks like § went off his meds again. He had it under control for a week or two. Too bad. Who would actually hire him as an attorney?

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: (((YA.))) ()
Date: July 02, 2009 10:17AM

ghey stalker troll is totally ghey. hahhaa!

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §lick Willie ()
Date: July 02, 2009 10:18AM

§ rambled on:
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> I just can't help myself.

We've noticed. But you still lose.


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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: (((YA.))) ()
Date: July 02, 2009 10:24AM

we heard you won the gay troll award, tough. you must be honored

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 02, 2009 10:27AM

I am sure the Church of Scientology would be more willing to conduct the audits.

Thetans exist at every level of government....


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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: §afety dance ()
Date: July 02, 2009 10:29AM

§ boo hooed:
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> I can't remember my login.


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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: (((YA.))) ()
Date: July 02, 2009 10:34AM

i spy fairfaxdude

tracker 249.34.5843 [spot: display] ratio 3:2.2

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Re: Call Jim Morans office and urge that the Fed be audited! HR 1207
Posted by: and the winner is........... ()
Date: September 05, 2009 11:22PM

aha, a winning record..............

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