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Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: Jim Teacher ()
Date: November 06, 2015 04:22AM

Instant coffee seems to suck. They always have it in the grocery store though so somebody must be buying it but who??

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 06, 2015 04:33AM

Starbucks Via is pretty good.

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: Latte in Love ()
Date: November 06, 2015 05:03AM

Cafe Bustelo is ok. I gotta have some milk though. Most instants taste like dried dog shit.

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: nb654 ()
Date: November 06, 2015 05:24AM

when i was in prison its all we had

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: €£¥ ()
Date: November 06, 2015 08:07AM

I prefer instant water.

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: That's who ()
Date: November 06, 2015 08:10AM

Jim Teacher Wrote:
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> Who drinks instant coffee?

Lazy people without taste buds.

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: dark roast real coffee rules ()
Date: November 06, 2015 08:20AM

I much prefer real coffee that I brewed to instant. I think I have some instant, like in the back of the cabinet,for emergencies. I don't enjoy or even like the instant coffee very much though. It doesn't taste as good, even with extra milk. I think it's too acidic or something, too,because the instant stuff tears up my tummy with painful belly ache.

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: ohbrownonion ()
Date: November 06, 2015 08:23AM

dark roast real coffee rules Wrote:
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> I much prefer real coffee that I brewed to
> instant. I think I have some instant, like in the
> back of the cabinet,for emergencies. I don't enjoy
> or even like the instant coffee very much though.
> It doesn't taste as good, even with extra milk. I
> think it's too acidic or something, too,because
> the instant stuff tears up my tummy with painful
> belly ache.


OH BROWN ONION... this post is for you

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: yeppers ()
Date: November 06, 2015 08:27AM

Haha, yep. Talk about bowel busting. Where are ya, brown onion?

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: hey brown onion ()
Date: November 06, 2015 08:36AM

We're waiting for your weigh-in here. What are your thoughts on instant coffee, brown onion?

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: Steven Wright ()
Date: November 06, 2015 09:02AM

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: Simple To Make ()
Date: November 06, 2015 09:56AM

The Walmart Store brand instant isn't bad. I take it when I go camping.

I pre mix the instant coffee, and the dry creamer with Splenda.

Just make hot water, and there is hot coffee - Simple

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: Carl Childers ()
Date: November 06, 2015 09:58AM

Reckon that Trader Joe makes a nice instant coffee. Reckon I'll have me another cup, mmm-hmmm.

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: Two Fellers ()
Date: November 06, 2015 12:33PM

Two fellers drank instant coffee and peed off a bridge. One of them fellers said the coffee was hot, the other feller said it was wet.Get it? I reckon them fellers was from Chantilly.

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: iLester ()
Date: November 06, 2015 01:18PM

If you can't drink a lot of coffee, instant is probably the way to go. Just heat up enough water for one cup.

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: Yucky24. ()
Date: November 06, 2015 06:50PM

All coffee tastes like shit. I have no idea how it became so popular. The only way to make it taste good is to basically turn it into a milk shake. If you want a caffeine boost, just take it in pill form. Sometimes I'll take a couple caffeine pills before a workout if I'm feeling really sluggish. That way your teeth won't turn yellow and you don't have to stand around waiting for your coffee to be made. Starbucks is also owned by a liberal kike. Any White person that supports it is a fucking moron who doesn't understand the Jewish Problem. And coffee beans are mostly grown by spics. I try to avoid giving my money to mud people as much as possible.

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: nkdMK ()
Date: November 06, 2015 07:13PM

I used to drink instant coffee but I started to need more and more caffeine. So I started to drink coffee instead. I used to use a coffee maker, but a Keurig with a filter basket is much easier since I am the only drinker in the house.

And coffee tastes fine -- it just isn't sweet. Not everything needs to taste like a milkshake. It's rather hard to describe a good cup. I am not particularly found of floral notes though.

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: Joe Javahead ()
Date: November 06, 2015 07:26PM

Starbucks instant tastes just as good as any keurig-brewed or ground coffee like Folgers or Maxwell House. Their Italian Roast instant would fool any coffee drinker. Starbucks dumped a lot of money into developing a high quality instant, and they did it.

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: Your Thought ()
Date: November 06, 2015 07:32PM

Yucky24. Wrote:
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> All coffee tastes like shit. I have no idea how it
> became so popular. The only way to make it taste
> good is to basically turn it into a milk shake. If
> you want a caffeine boost, just take it in pill
> form. Sometimes I'll take a couple caffeine pills
> before a workout if I'm feeling really sluggish.
> That way your teeth won't turn yellow and you
> don't have to stand around waiting for your coffee
> to be made. Starbucks is also owned by a liberal
> kike. Any White person that supports it is a
> fucking moron who doesn't understand the Jewish
> Problem. And coffee beans are mostly grown by
> spics. I try to avoid giving my money to mud
> people as much as possible.


Keep sucking those dicks - Let us know how it works out.

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: Egbert ()
Date: November 07, 2015 06:28AM

Douwe Egberts instant coffee is the best coffee of any kind. I discovered it a couple years ago. It is expensive and worth every fucking cent.
Attachments:
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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: Ying Ko ()
Date: November 07, 2015 07:26AM

Two Fellers Wrote:
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> Two fellers drank instant coffee and peed off a
> bridge. One of them fellers said the coffee was
> hot, the other feller said it was wet.Get it? I
> reckon them fellers was from Chantilly.


I heard that on a Richard Pryor album back in '75.

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: karl childers ()
Date: November 07, 2015 07:37AM

Two Fellers Wrote:
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> Two fellers drank instant coffee and peed off a
> bridge. One of them fellers said the coffee was
> hot, the other feller said it was wet.Get it? I
> reckon them fellers was from Chantilly.


Coffee makes me a mite nervous when I drink it

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: Ying Ko ()
Date: November 07, 2015 08:20AM

Ying Ko Wrote:
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> Two Fellers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Two fellers drank instant coffee and peed off a
> > bridge. One of them fellers said the coffee
> was
> > hot, the other feller said it was wet.Get it? I
> > reckon them fellers was from Chantilly.
>
>
> I heard that on a Richard Pryor album back in '75.
2 guys pissing off a bridge. One said the water was cold, the other guy said, "Yeah, deep too." a little clearer.

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: wait a second.... ()
Date: November 07, 2015 01:03PM

do you even realize what a gigantic penis you would need to have to know how cold the water was?????

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: €£¥ ()
Date: November 07, 2015 05:39PM

€£¥ Wrote:
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> I prefer instant water.


P.S. (...but only when I run low on reproductive fluids administered directly.)

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: Ying Ko ()
Date: November 07, 2015 06:14PM

wait a second.... Wrote:
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> do you even realize what a gigantic penis you
> would need to have to know how cold the water
> was?????


I don't think it would need to be as gigantic as elongated.

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: wekfjhxerjg ()
Date: November 07, 2015 06:20PM

Do they serve instant coffee at the Lamb Center?

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: eye of the lion ()
Date: November 17, 2015 10:48AM

Food lion brand instant coffee is fantastic! I tried it by accident when my car broke down in South Carolina. I was stuck at a little motel next to a food lion and the motel had a microwave but no coffee maker. I tried that stuff and now it's my main brew.

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: jh3LM ()
Date: November 17, 2015 10:57AM

Not instant, but I roll with the Costco 100% Columbian. MMMMM good!

For instant, I too can vouch for the food lion!!! I take it camping, my campmates thought it was some expensive organic brew and all I did was add some of that international delight power creamer and a bit of splenda. ;)

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: back 2 the future ()
Date: November 17, 2015 11:03AM

Steven Wright Wrote:
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> I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and
> almost went back in time.


I did that too. I put the cook timer at 115 seconds and when it got down to 100 seconds it jumped right to 59! Those 40 seconds were fucking gone! Pure magic.

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: CFON ()
Date: June 09, 2018 11:44AM

Chock full o nuts instant is fucking awesome.

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: shefaith ()
Date: May 20, 2020 07:47PM

I drink instant coffee, I think that I am addicted to it. I used to think it was a problem, and I tried to stop drinking coffee and started to drink tea, which I hate btw. After those failed attempts, I decided to check the information on the Internet about is coffee really so harmful to my body. I found a very interesting website crazy coffee crave that is called a Wikipedia of coffee, lol. Here I found top coffee blogs , many articles, guides, and other different information about coffee. Also here I found information that coffee has been proven to be a tremendous health-friendly beverage. That why, now I can afford myself to drink coffee every day.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/20/2020 08:20PM by shefaith.

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: all nighter ()
Date: May 20, 2020 08:19PM

my memory of instant coffee was college - it was a late night stimulant of last resort. Get one of those dangers mug water heating elements plug it in and in goes the maxwell house shit. God was it awful.

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: Lots of people ()
Date: May 20, 2020 08:23PM

If you are drinking out of a Keurig you are drinking instant coffee....

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: olgasco ()
Date: May 24, 2020 05:30PM

shefaith Wrote:
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> I drink instant coffee, I think that I am addicted
> to it. I used to think it was a problem, and I
> tried to stop drinking coffee and started to drink
> tea, which I hate btw. After those failed
> attempts, I decided to check the information on
> the Internet about is coffee really so harmful to
> my body. I found a very interesting website crazy
> coffee crave that is called a Wikipedia of coffee,
> lol. Here I found href="https://crazycoffeecrave.com/">top coffee
> blogs
, many articles, guides, and other
> different information about coffee. Also here I
> found information that coffee has been proven to
> be a tremendous health-friendly beverage. That
> why, now I can afford myself to drink coffee every
> day.

I had an almost similar situation with coffee. This website has much useful information. Thanks

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: KALIE12 ()
Date: June 24, 2020 05:07AM

I think that instant coffee is a great thing.

But I also like to grind coffee beans, and use kettle for making a delicious coffee as it should be done.

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: XYLJF ()
Date: June 25, 2020 12:55AM

I always assumed that every coffee drinker had a jar of instant in the back of some cabinet for emergencies.

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Re: Who drinks instant coffee?
Posted by: one creamer ()
Date: October 13, 2021 05:11PM

eye of the lion Wrote:
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> Food lion brand instant coffee is fantastic! I
> tried it by accident when my car broke down in
> South Carolina. I was stuck at a little motel next
> to a food lion and the motel had a microwave but
> no coffee maker. I tried that stuff and now it's
> my main brew.


Yeah Food lion coffee rules! It is better than Starbuck or Dunkn

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