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What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Posted by: Hambeast ()
Date: November 06, 2015 12:14AM

For me, it was letting someone eat a chicken wing out of my asshole.



You?

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Re: What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Posted by: some more info. ()
Date: November 06, 2015 01:09AM

Ate a chicken wing out of some girls asshole.

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Re: What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: November 06, 2015 02:15AM

Once while I was fucking a chicken I accidentally ripped the wings off.

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Re: What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Posted by: GFrum ()
Date: November 06, 2015 03:48AM

I once fucked a chickin after it crossed the road. It was delilcious.

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Re: What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Posted by: Chicken George ()
Date: November 06, 2015 10:54AM

Q- Why did eesh cross the road?

A- His dick was stuck in the chicken

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Re: What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Posted by: chicken dinner ()
Date: November 06, 2015 11:01AM

I watched a male and female tranny get it on in a FCPS bathroom and then we went to the Lamb Center for a late afternoon chicken wing lunch

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Re: What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: November 06, 2015 11:03AM

GFrum Wrote:
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> I once fucked a chickin after it crossed the road.
> It was delilcious.


So thats why the chicken crossed the road. I always thought just to get to the other side was lame.

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Re: What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Posted by: chicken poop filet ()
Date: November 06, 2015 11:13AM

Yeah that's why the chicken crossed the road. To get away from the chicken fucker!! Too bad the poor bird couldn't fly!!

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Re: What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Posted by: disgusting ()
Date: November 06, 2015 11:15AM

Kinkest thing or most disgusting?

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Re: What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Posted by: Rockstar ()
Date: November 06, 2015 11:20AM

I started watching this thread hoping for titillation, but the way people tend to get doxed here, nobody who knows anything is going to admit to anything exciting.

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Re: What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Posted by: Porn viewer ()
Date: November 06, 2015 11:39AM

Went ass to mouth with this whore.

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Re: What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Posted by: Pluckin Feathers ()
Date: November 06, 2015 12:21PM

I jerked off while looking at the picture of Col. Saunders on a dirty old KFC bucket.

Then I ate some chicken wings from Popeyes.

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Re: What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Posted by: Megan Toohey too lazy to sign in ()
Date: November 06, 2015 12:40PM

I texted my dad asking him if he would please fuck me because I'm a naughty little slut

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Re: What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Posted by: Rainmann ()
Date: November 06, 2015 12:41PM

You people don't know the difference between kinky and gross.

Kinkiest thing I did was sex in the rain.

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Re: What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Posted by: Megan Toohey still too lazy ()
Date: November 06, 2015 12:56PM

I also stole my ex roommates vibrator when I moved out

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Re: What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Posted by: whorechaser ()
Date: November 06, 2015 01:58PM

I had anal sex with a freaky bluehaired skank on her child's bed. It left behind a large pool of santorum (frothy mix of semen, lube, and fecal matter) on the bedspread, which she said the kid never noticed.

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Re: What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Posted by: vvvvm ()
Date: November 06, 2015 03:30PM

whorechaser Wrote:
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> I had anal sex with a freaky bluehaired skank on
> her child's bed. It left behind a large pool of
> santorum (frothy mix of semen, lube, and fecal
> matter) on the bedspread, which she said the kid
> never noticed.


Eww, fucking gross dude!

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Re: What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Posted by: uberX ()
Date: November 06, 2015 09:25PM

I was master of my own domain.



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Re: What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Posted by: Here's the Reality, Uber ()
Date: November 07, 2015 07:54AM

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never imagined it would happen to me, but...


Now go wash your hands and throw that tissue away before your mom finds it - again.

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Re: What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Posted by: Chuck S ()
Date: November 07, 2015 09:49AM

I got a blowjob and fucked this little girl after church, in the choir room.
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Re: What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: November 07, 2015 10:13AM

Rainmann Wrote:
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> You people don't know the difference between kinky
> and gross.
>
> Kinkiest thing I did was sex in the rain.


Oh man, that's nasty. You are a sexual deviant.

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Re: What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Posted by: Jeremiah M ()
Date: November 07, 2015 10:57AM

My girlfriend's husband was out of town, and I was meeting her at her house after she got off of work. I got there an hour early and her teenage daughter was home alone. Her daughter wanted to stay virgin, so I fucked her ass for a while while she cried every time I shoved it in.
Kinky part is that when the girlfriend got there, her daughter left with some friends, and the first thing she did was give me a great blowjob while her daughters stank was still on my cock.
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Re: What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Posted by: MEEDE ()
Date: November 07, 2015 11:47AM

I got a room at the wolftrap motel and put half a roll of quarters in the magic fingers machine then wanked off to a picture of a steam boiler.

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Re: What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Posted by: Larry ()
Date: November 07, 2015 11:50AM

^noice

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Re: What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Posted by: Cameron M ()
Date: February 05, 2020 03:43AM

A couple years after I graduated college I stopped back in to my old frat house for a party and this little 18 year old from my church was there. She had never been drunk before, much less taken X, so she was out of it. I was the third guy on that train ride.
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Re: What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Posted by: popopo ()
Date: February 05, 2020 04:02AM

That noise you hear is the Police knocking on your door to arrest you for rape.

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Re: What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Posted by: Cameron M ()
Date: February 05, 2020 04:11AM

popopo Wrote:
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> That noise you hear is the Police knocking on your
> door to arrest you for rape.


Why? She never reported anything and showed up at the next party.

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Re: What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Posted by: You're a rapist ()
Date: February 05, 2020 04:17AM

That's probably because she didn't know.

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