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Eesh is missing
Posted by:
missing eesh
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Date: November 01, 2015 01:33PM
Is the Hambeast accounted for?
Re: Eesh is missing
Posted by:
Perhaps
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Date: November 01, 2015 01:52PM
Maybe he is on a date with a young lady. Don't Panic!
Re: Eesh is missing
Posted by:
Hambeast
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Date: November 01, 2015 02:05PM
missing eesh Wrote:
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> Is the Hambeast accounted for?
Reported, archived, and printed in my binder.
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> Is the Hambeast accounted for?
Reported, archived, and printed in my binder.
Re: Eesh is missing
Posted by:
Shecky Youngman
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Date: November 01, 2015 02:06PM
Perhaps Wrote:
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> Maybe he is on a date with a young lady. Don't
> Panic!
If by "on a date with" you mean "driving hundreds of miles to stalk", I'll agree with you.
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> Maybe he is on a date with a young lady. Don't
> Panic!
If by "on a date with" you mean "driving hundreds of miles to stalk", I'll agree with you.
Re: Eesh is missing
Posted by:
what if the hambeast
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Date: November 01, 2015 05:28PM
has done something violent?
I mean, sure, maybe eesh went to stalk her, but she was lying in wait, and captured him and is now holding him prisoner (in the trunk of her car, I guess)?
What hambeastiality is afoot?
Eesh will eventually develop Stockholm Syndrome, and go over the dark side.
I mean, sure, maybe eesh went to stalk her, but she was lying in wait, and captured him and is now holding him prisoner (in the trunk of her car, I guess)?
What hambeastiality is afoot?
Eesh will eventually develop Stockholm Syndrome, and go over the dark side.
Re: Eesh is missing
Posted by:
stark
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Date: November 01, 2015 05:39PM
will bet on hangover first
Re: Eesh is missing
Posted by:
eesh was right
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Date: November 01, 2015 05:52PM
should be ok. he's crafty that one.
Re: Eesh is missing
Posted by:
what if the hambeast
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Date: November 01, 2015 06:08PM
has set a trap? Perhaps in collusion with miz...
Re: Eesh is missing
Posted by:
b6f53ee
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Date: November 02, 2015 09:27AM
Eesh is spending the weekend in a bdsm dungeon with his leather daddy
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Re: Eesh is missing
Posted by:
*shiver*
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Date: November 02, 2015 10:08AM
what if the hambeast Wrote:
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> has set a trap? Perhaps in collusion with miz...
Can you imagine the dungeon eesh would be in? It would be worse than the pic above.
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> has set a trap? Perhaps in collusion with miz...
Can you imagine the dungeon eesh would be in? It would be worse than the pic above.
Re: Eesh is missing
Posted by:
Well, if eesh is a prisoner
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Date: November 02, 2015 10:22PM
*shiver* Wrote:
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> what if the hambeast Wrote:
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> > has set a trap? Perhaps in collusion with
> miz...
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> Can you imagine the dungeon eesh would be in? It
> would be worse than the pic above.
of Meg and miz, it ccan't be much of a dungeon. Megan could keep eesh in her trunk, and that's about it. They can't really store eesh at Miz's house, because miz's father would most likley find out and put a stop to it.
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> what if the hambeast Wrote:
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> > has set a trap? Perhaps in collusion with
> miz...
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> Can you imagine the dungeon eesh would be in? It
> would be worse than the pic above.
of Meg and miz, it ccan't be much of a dungeon. Megan could keep eesh in her trunk, and that's about it. They can't really store eesh at Miz's house, because miz's father would most likley find out and put a stop to it.
Re: Eesh is missing
Posted by:
Close Call
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Date: November 02, 2015 10:31PM
The Hambeast came in costume to eesh's house in an attempt to kidnap him. Fortunately he recognized the tell-tale horse tail protruding from her rectum and was able to escape. Otherwise he would surely be bound and locked in the trunk of her Mustang at this moment.
Re: Eesh is missing
Posted by:
saved by the famous horse tail
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Date: November 02, 2015 10:57PM
I never got to see the horse tail, so I have to ask - was it blue?
Re: Eesh is missing
Posted by:
Color scheme
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Date: November 02, 2015 11:43PM
As you can see, obviously the end that was rammed up her asshole was brown. (Note the chicken wing that was used for lubrication of her anal orifice to facilitate insertion of the horse tail.)
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edit by Cary: Imagery removed pursuant to DMCA request "phpc2HFlQ (130.3 KB)".
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/04/2015 12:43AM by Cary.
Re: Eesh is missing
Posted by:
eye heart animals
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Date: November 02, 2015 11:58PM
Hmmm, I still say that's either a fox or a raccoon tail. The hair pattern is all wrong for it to be a horse tail. Am I just the only person with 20/20 vision, or does nobody know their animals?
Re: Eesh is missing
Posted by:
weasel
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Date: November 03, 2015 12:03AM
It's a weasel or ferret that burrowed up her ass lured by a chicken wing.
Gerbils kept getting lost so she moved up to larger animals.
Gerbils kept getting lost so she moved up to larger animals.
Re: Eesh is missing
Posted by:
not a raccoon
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Date: November 03, 2015 01:15AM
their tails re banded....
Re: Eesh is missing
Posted by:
by5e4
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Date: November 03, 2015 07:06AM
wwsh was picked up by the FBI for questioning. has not yet been formally charged but all the computers were confiscated
Re: Eesh is missing
Posted by:
RIP
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Date: November 03, 2015 07:45AM
Sadly, eesh passed away. He choked on a chicken.
Re: Eesh is missing
Posted by:
he's dead
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Date: November 03, 2015 07:53AM
Megan attacked him with a giant double ended dildoe. Eesh perished under her onslaught, and Megan then raided his medicine cabinet.
Re: Eesh is missing
Posted by:
Prim & Proper
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Date: November 03, 2015 09:56AM
Color scheme Wrote:
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> As you can see, obviously the end that was rammed
> up her asshole was brown. (Note the chicken wing
> that was used for lubrication of her anal orifice
> to facilitate insertion of the horse tail.)
You know I thought this picture was a bit classless.
And then I saw the Camel Cigs. Clearly a finishing school graduate here.
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> As you can see, obviously the end that was rammed
> up her asshole was brown. (Note the chicken wing
> that was used for lubrication of her anal orifice
> to facilitate insertion of the horse tail.)
You know I thought this picture was a bit classless.
And then I saw the Camel Cigs. Clearly a finishing school graduate here.
Re: Eesh is missing
Posted by:
class
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Date: November 03, 2015 10:15AM
Nothing says class like a greasy chicken wing on your bed next to a pack of camels. ....the naked fat girl with some kind of animal entering or exiting her rectum is just a bonus.
Re: Eesh is missing
Posted by:
u had to go there
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Date: November 03, 2015 10:18PM
Re: Eesh is missing
Posted by:
Vexxxed
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Date: November 04, 2015 05:32AM
Fish Head eesh? Wrote:
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> missing eesh Wrote:
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> > Is the Hambeast accounted for?
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> eesh has to spend a certain amount of time
> submerged in water. Fish Head mutants like him
> have not evolved enough to survive out of water
> long. Electronics used to get on the internet and
> all don't mix very good in a submerged in water.
> So we all experience these lags where he seems to
> have gone off somewhere with him not spending
> every spare moment of his life posting totally
> boring fishheaded nonsense in obsession with FXU!
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> missing eesh Wrote:
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> > Is the Hambeast accounted for?
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> eesh has to spend a certain amount of time
> submerged in water. Fish Head mutants like him
> have not evolved enough to survive out of water
> long. Electronics used to get on the internet and
> all don't mix very good in a submerged in water.
> So we all experience these lags where he seems to
> have gone off somewhere with him not spending
> every spare moment of his life posting totally
> boring fishheaded nonsense in obsession with FXU!
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Re: Eesh is missing
Posted by:
eeshnomore
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Date: November 04, 2015 06:02AM
sadly... Eesh was captured by ISIS terrorists and they beheaded the fat little boy.
we will all have a moment of silence or celebration.. your choice
we will all have a moment of silence or celebration.. your choice
Re: Eesh is missing
Posted by:
flatulence
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Date: November 04, 2015 07:38AM
*farts loudly*