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Where to purchase Nipple Clamps??
Posted by: IdahoFan ()
Date: June 13, 2009 03:34PM

New to the area, thought maybe Vince(1) or somebody could help me out...

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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: June 13, 2009 05:18PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/01/2010 12:20PM by inkahootz.

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Re: Where to purchase Nipple Clamps??
Posted by: sigh ()
Date: June 13, 2009 05:38PM

inkahootz Wrote:
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> Fairfaxdude is the avon lady of nipple clamps.
> Just go to his next dildo party...he'll have
> plenty there.


Hardy-har-har you fucking douche. Nothing you say is funny.

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Re: Where to purchase Nipple Clamps??
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: June 13, 2009 05:39PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/01/2010 06:27AM by inkahootz.

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Re: Where to purchase Nipple Clamps??
Posted by: sigh ()
Date: June 13, 2009 05:43PM

inkahootz Wrote:
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> sigh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > inkahootz Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Fairfaxdude is the avon lady of nipple
> clamps.
> > > Just go to his next dildo party...he'll have
> > > plenty there.
> >
> >
> > Hardy-har-har you fucking douche. Nothing you
> say
> > is funny.
>
> ...but all your lame remarks are, Fguy?

I just want you to know how stupid you sound to everybody. Stop posting lame shit and you'll stop getting lame responses. You fucking poser.

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Re: Where to purchase Nipple Clamps??
Posted by: Fguy ()
Date: June 13, 2009 05:44PM

Keep me out of this.

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Re: Where to purchase Nipple Clamps??
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: June 13, 2009 05:48PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/01/2010 06:30AM by inkahootz.

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Re: Where to purchase Nipple Clamps??
Posted by: & ()
Date: June 13, 2009 05:50PM

Inkahootz doesn't have friends in Florida. He is all alone.

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Re: Where to purchase Nipple Clamps??
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: June 13, 2009 05:52PM

& Wrote:
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> Inkahootz doesn't have friends in Florida. He is
> all alone.


More anonymous trolling by you know who!

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Re: Where to purchase Nipple Clamps??
Posted by: Anonymous Trolling ()
Date: June 13, 2009 05:54PM

We are many. Just like your anonymous names.

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Re: Where to purchase Nipple Clamps??
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: June 13, 2009 06:03PM

inkahootz Wrote:
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> & Wrote:
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> -----
> > Inkahootz doesn't have friends in Florida. He
> is
> > all alone.
>
>
> More anonymous trolling by you know who!


Probably the dickless wonder Grufus

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

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Re: Where to purchase Nipple Clamps??
Posted by: Grufus ()
Date: June 13, 2009 06:04PM

What is this obsession you have with my penis, Vince?

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Re: Where to purchase Nipple Clamps??
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: June 13, 2009 06:43PM

Grufus Wrote:
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> What is this obsession you have with my penis,
> Vince?

DOnt you mean...your penis-less?

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

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Re: Where to purchase Nipple Clamps??
Posted by: Grufus ()
Date: June 13, 2009 06:49PM

Well, no actually.

You're the one who keeps raising the subject of my penis, or alleged lack thereof (in fact, my member is wholly intact and functioning properly).

Why is that, Vince?

Why the obsession with my penis?

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Re: Where to purchase Nipple Clamps??
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: June 13, 2009 06:53PM

Well lets get's the terminology straight before we talk about your lack of a penis. Say...what fascination do you have with my penis-less-ness? And maybe then I'll answer our question...type it! It wont hurt.

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

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Re: Where to purchase Nipple Clamps??
Posted by: Grufus ()
Date: June 13, 2009 07:07PM

You don't quite seem to get that you're the one who keeps bringing up the subject of my penis.

Why the obsession, Vince?

What is it about my penis that you are so fascinated by?

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Re: Where to purchase Nipple Clamps??
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: June 13, 2009 07:57PM

Keep! As in repetitive comments on your "penis-less-ness"...please document the repetitiveness and then lets get's the terminology straight before we talk about your lack of a penis. Say...what fascination do you have with my penis-less-ness? And maybe then I'll answer our question...type it! It wont hurt.

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

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Re: Where to purchase Nipple Clamps??
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: June 13, 2009 08:09PM

Vince(1) are you a homo?

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Re: Where to purchase Nipple Clamps??
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: June 13, 2009 09:06PM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> Vince(1) are you a homo?

No..are you?

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

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Re: Where to purchase Nipple Clamps??
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: June 13, 2009 09:47PM

No, but you seem to a have a perverted fascination with dicks.

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Re: Where to purchase Nipple Clamps??
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: June 13, 2009 10:29PM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> No, but you seem to a have a perverted fascination
> with dicks.

Sir...I think anyone would plainly see that the size of Gravis's dick was not the point I was trying to make. Those that cannot see that are the ones fascinated by the possibility of his appedage...not I. Ok?

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

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Re: Where to purchase Nipple Clamps??
Posted by: Grufis ()
Date: June 13, 2009 11:31PM

>Sir...I think anyone would plainly see that the size of Gravis's dick was not the point I was trying to make.<

But your very first post on this thread was in reference to my penis (a subject no one had even vaguely broached prior to your post).

You wrote it... that was your point... the point, moreover, you were "trying to make," as you note in strangely suggestive language.

Vince, allow me to be blunt. I'm not gay. Your attempts to flirt with me and draw me the orbit of your sexual proclivities wouldn't work. Just stop it, please.

You need to get the hell out of the closet and start to enjoy life, man.


Vince ----->394CoverGayComix.jpg

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Re: Where to purchase Nipple Clamps??
Posted by: Lawman ()
Date: June 13, 2009 11:45PM

sigh Wrote:
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> inkahootz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fairfaxdude is the avon lady of nipple clamps.
> > Just go to his next dildo party...he'll have
> > plenty there.
>
>
> Hardy-har-har you fucking douche. Nothing you say
> is funny.

I dunno bout that, I chuckled a bit when I read what he wrote.

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Re: Where to purchase Nipple Clamps??
Posted by: Melissa ()
Date: June 14, 2009 10:37PM

They hurt. You can have mine.

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Being vague is almost as fun as that other thing.

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Re: Where to purchase Nipple Clamps??
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: June 15, 2009 08:44AM

http://www.nightdreams.com/locations.php located in Tysons Corner.



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