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Baby dumping
Posted by: Great Falls Nukkas 4LIFE ()
Date: June 13, 2009 02:35PM

Anyone heard about the caucasian baby found in a dumpster in Great Falls?

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Re: Baby dumping
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 13, 2009 02:45PM

According to Junes, it isn't possible for a white woman to throw away her infant.

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Re: Baby dumping
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 13, 2009 03:00PM

If you ever find an abandoned baby in the dumpster, don't touch it or else the mother will never take it back.

Or is that birds?

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Re: Baby dumping
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 13, 2009 03:01PM

I think its time for...dead baby jokes!

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Re: Baby dumping
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 13, 2009 03:05PM

Did they get it out of the dumpster with a pitchfork?

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Re: Baby dumping FURFUR YOU ARE SICK!
Posted by: G.O.D ()
Date: June 13, 2009 03:06PM

you are SICK Furfur

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Re: Baby dumping
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 13, 2009 03:07PM

Yeah, Furfur. You should be ashamed of yourself.

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Re: Baby dumping
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 13, 2009 03:11PM

What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

100 dead babies in a trash can.

What is worse than that?

There's a live one at the bottom.

What is worse than that?

It eats its way out.

What is worse than that?

It comes back for seconds.

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Re: Baby dumping
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: June 13, 2009 03:16PM

Here's the pic:
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Re: Baby dumping
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 13, 2009 03:34PM

Just look at his arrest record:



"INFANT ","WHITE "," ","001","TRASHCAN ","IN ALLEY","GREAT FALLS ","VA","06/12/2009","CRYING IN EXCESS

"INFANT ","WHITE "," ","001","TRASHCAN ","IN ALLEY","GREAT FALLS ","VA","06/12/2009","RUNNING AT LARGE

"INFANT ","WHITE "," ","001","TRASHCAN ","IN ALLEY","GREAT FALLS ","VA","06/12/2009","COVERED IN BODILY FLUIDS

"INFANT ","WHITE "," ","001","TRASHCAN ","IN ALLEY","GREAT FALLS ","VA","06/12/2009","TRESPASS NITE SCHOOL/CHURCH

"INFANT ","WHITE "," ","001","TRASHCAN ","IN ALLEY","GREAT FALLS ","VA","06/12/2009","EMBEZZLEMENT FELONY

"INFANT ","WHITE "," ","001","TRASHCAN ","IN ALLEY","GREAT FALLS ","VA","06/12/2009","DESTRUCTION-PRIV PROP

"INFANT ","WHITE "," ","001","TRASHCAN ","IN ALLEY","GREAT FALLS ","VA","06/12/2009","TINTED WINDOWS

"INFANT ","WHITE "," ","001","TRASHCAN ","IN ALLEY","GREAT FALLS ","VA","06/12/2009","GR LARC-OTHER

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Re: Baby dumping
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 13, 2009 03:39PM

Great Falls Nukkas 4LIFE Wrote:
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> Anyone heard about the caucasian baby found in a
> dumpster in Great Falls?

Ok, enough stalling, what's the punchline?

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Baby dumping
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: June 13, 2009 04:18PM

it wasnt me!


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Baby dumping
Posted by: Heath ()
Date: June 13, 2009 04:22PM

caucasian baby? Did they put it on the endangered list? It's becoming a rare breed..

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Re: Baby dumping
Posted by: dead baby + trashcan = lolz ()
Date: June 13, 2009 04:23PM

I remember:

"What's worse than a baby in a trash can?"
"10 babies in a trash can"
"What's worse than that.."
"10 babies in 10 trash cans"
"What's worse than that.."
"1 baby in 10 trash cans"


but I think I like Furfur's cannibal baby one better..good job!

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Re: Baby dumping
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 13, 2009 05:17PM

dead baby + trashcan = lolz Wrote:
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> but I think I like Furfur's cannibal baby one
> better..good job!


Got it off a dead baby website....yes, there are websites dedicated to dead baby jokes and pictures.

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Re: Baby dumping
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: June 13, 2009 06:06PM

Gravis Wrote:
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> it wasnt me!

It shouldve been you...Im sure your mother feels the same way by now. Afterall she still has to feed you..bathe you....tuck you in at night..you freak!

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

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Re: Baby dumping
Posted by: Grufus ()
Date: June 13, 2009 06:36PM

You need to take a deep breath and relax, Vince.

Mommy jokes on the internet are the sure sign of an incipient nervous breakdown.

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Re: Baby dumping
Posted by: Dirty Jersey ()
Date: June 13, 2009 06:39PM


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Re: Baby dumping
Posted by: Hilarious! ()
Date: June 13, 2009 07:02PM

head-jar.jpgaborted-black-baby.jpg


Oops. Those are pictures of dead "fetuses" not dead "babies."


How 'bout a live one, just for kicks.


Call her, Mommy's little choice.

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Re: Baby dumping
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: June 13, 2009 07:09PM

Vince(1), why don't you go play with your frinds at the 7-11 in Herndon. Or better still STFU.






Re: Baby dumping new Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: June 13, 2009 06:06PM


Gravis Wrote:
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> it wasnt me!

It shouldve been you...Im sure your mother feels the same way by now. Afterall she still has to feed you..bathe you....tuck you in at night..you freak!

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Re: Baby dumping
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: June 13, 2009 09:01PM

Grufus Wrote:
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> You need to take a deep breath and relax, Vince.
>
> Mommy jokes on the internet are the sure sign of
> an incipient nervous breakdown.


Absolutely no pending nervous breakdown here...but thaks for caring. It is incredible to me that my comments garnish so much attention when pictures like those above go unrebuked. If posted just to bother me...I say..the people posting them are twisted...

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

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Re: Baby dumping
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: June 14, 2009 07:10PM

Vince(1) Wrote:
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> Gravis Wrote:
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> > it wasnt me!
>
> It shouldve been you...Im sure your mother feels
> the same way by now. Afterall she still has to
> feed you..bathe you....tuck you in at night..you
> freak!


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"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Baby dumping
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: June 14, 2009 10:10PM

Gravis Wrote:
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> Vince(1) Wrote:
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> -----
> > Gravis Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > it wasnt me!
> >
> > It shouldve been you...Im sure your mother
> feels
> > the same way by now. Afterall she still has to
> > feed you..bathe you....tuck you in at
> night..you
> > freak!
>
>


Because you are a sick fuck!

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

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Re: Baby dumping
Posted by: Melissa ()
Date: June 14, 2009 10:45PM

Vince,

Seriously, why do you have such a hard-on for Gravis?

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Re: Baby dumping
Posted by: I'm just sayin' ()
Date: June 14, 2009 11:49PM

Bad taste?

Yes, quite possibly I'm guilty of that (was not the post that provoked my post also in bad taste?).

But there are some matters - indeed some rather important ones - that cannot properly - which is to say effectively - be addressed in "good taste."

Or to put it another way:

Silence = Death

Consider the below photo.


Hiding_Holocaust_evidence1.JPG



It's not a pretty picture.

It's rather sick-making

So let's just erase it, shall we.

That way, it's (almost) like it never happened.

400px-Blank_square.svg.png


Yes, much nicer that way.

It's a beautiful world, after all.

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