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I just took a shit on somebody's grave!!
Posted by: Honest Compassion ()
Date: June 12, 2009 01:36PM

My name is Josh. I live by Mclean. Last night I was out partying with a bunch of people near a graveyard and I had to take a poop really bad but I'm pretty sure there were no bathrooms within a couple miles and we didn't have any transportation. So I went out by a graveyard and I had no choice I really had to go bad and I shat right in front of some grave plots. I am pretty sure the male or female's grave was from the 1960s or 1980s I am not sure so is that better I did it for people that been dead awhile then if somebody more recent is in there?

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Re: I just took a shit on somebody's grave!!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 12, 2009 01:37PM

What did you wipe with, Josh?

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: I just took a shit on somebody's grave!!
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: June 12, 2009 01:40PM

Skidded along like a dog does...

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Re: I just took a shit on somebody's grave!!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 12, 2009 01:42PM

ITRADE Wrote:
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> Skidded along like a dog does...

Yeah, but then you get grass and dirt and rocks in your ass crack. So you need something to wipe those out with. Which brings you back to the original problem of what to wipe with.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: I just took a shit on somebody's grave!!
Posted by: Honest Josh ()
Date: June 12, 2009 01:45PM

I used the fur from this dead squirrel that lay nearby. What I wanted to do was use MrMephisto's hand.

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Re: I just took a shit on somebody's grave!!
Posted by: WashingTone Locian ()
Date: June 12, 2009 01:51PM

In tribute to Mr. Powers....


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Re: I just took a shit on somebody's grave!!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 12, 2009 01:53PM

I see you didn't get arrested for it, at least.

"POWERS ","JOSHUA "," ","018"," 3169","MARY ETTA ","LA","HERNDON ","VA","08/08/2007","FAIL OBEY HWY SIGN "
"POWERS ","JOSHUA "," ","019"," 3169","MARY ETTA ","LA","HERNDON ","VA","05/29/2008","FAIL OBEY HWY SIGN "
"POWERS ","JOSHUA "," ","019"," 3169","MARY ETTA ","LA","HERNDON ","VA","05/29/2008","FAIL WEAR SAFETY BELT "
"POWERS ","JOSHUA "," ","019"," 3169","MARY ETTA ","LA","HERNDON ","VA","05/29/2008","NO OL IN POSS "
"POWERS ","JOSHUA "," ","019"," 3169","MARY ETTA ","LA","HERNDON ","VA","05/29/2008","NO/STATE INSPECTION

If worms don't start coming out of your butthole because you wiped with a dead squirrel, consider yourself lucky.

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Re: I just took a shit on somebody's grave!!
Posted by: WashingTone Locian ()
Date: June 12, 2009 01:58PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I see you didn't get arrested for it, at least.
>
> "POWERS ","JOSHUA "," ","018","
> 3169","MARY ETTA ","LA","HERNDON
> ","VA","08/08/2007","FAIL OBEY HWY SIGN
> "
> "POWERS ","JOSHUA "," ","019","
> 3169","MARY ETTA ","LA","HERNDON
> ","VA","05/29/2008","FAIL OBEY HWY SIGN
> "
> "POWERS ","JOSHUA "," ","019","
> 3169","MARY ETTA ","LA","HERNDON
> ","VA","05/29/2008","FAIL WEAR SAFETY BELT
> "
> "POWERS ","JOSHUA "," ","019","
> 3169","MARY ETTA ","LA","HERNDON
> ","VA","05/29/2008","NO OL IN POSS
> "
> "POWERS ","JOSHUA "," ","019","
> 3169","MARY ETTA ","LA","HERNDON
> ","VA","05/29/2008","NO/STATE INSPECTION
>
> If worms don't start coming out of your butthole
> because you wiped with a dead squirrel, consider
> yourself lucky.

Maybe he has been wiping his ass with all of those traffic citations.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/12/2009 01:58PM by WashingTone Locian.

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Re: I just took a shit on somebody's grave!!
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: June 12, 2009 02:36PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> ITRADE Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Skidded along like a dog does...
>
> Yeah, but then you get grass and dirt and rocks in
> your ass crack. So you need something to wipe
> those out with. Which brings you back to the
> original problem of what to wipe with.


In your case, you have your child or pet lick it.

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Re: I just took a shit on somebody's grave!!
Posted by: ยง ()
Date: June 12, 2009 03:19PM

I'd just do a smash and grab approach as illustrated below.
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Re: I just took a shit on somebody's grave!!
Posted by: un-fairfax aboveground ()
Date: June 12, 2009 04:28PM

http://www.myspace.com/kingj62789

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Re: I just took a shit on somebody's grave!!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 12, 2009 04:42PM

un-fairfax aboveground Wrote:
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> http://www.myspace.com/kingj62789

128893128904676476.jpg

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Re: I just took a shit on somebody's grave!!
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: June 12, 2009 04:45PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/01/2010 06:54AM by inkahootz.

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Re: I just took a shit on somebody's grave!!
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: June 12, 2009 06:47PM

You should write a screenplay about your story.
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I-Spit-On-Your-Corpse-I-Piss-On-Your-Grave.jpg

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Re: I just took a shit on somebody's grave!!
Posted by: I spit on ()
Date: June 13, 2009 12:11PM


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Re: I just took a shit on somebody's grave!!
Posted by: Dwight. ()
Date: June 13, 2009 12:50PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> un-fairfax aboveground Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > http://www.myspace.com/kingj62789
>
>


hahahahahaha

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Re: I just took a shit on somebody's grave!!
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: June 13, 2009 08:29PM

I wiped with a doller once but 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel doesn't work very well.

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