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I've Received my Peter Popoff's Miracle Spring Water Today!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 08, 2015 11:54PM

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Re: I've Received my Peter Popoff's Miracle Spring Water Today!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 08, 2015 11:59PM

A holy man.


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Re: I've Received my Peter Popoff's Miracle Spring Water Today!
Posted by: Not a doctor ()
Date: October 09, 2015 12:01AM

Squirt it into your urethra to grow a giant Jesus dick.

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Re: I've Received my Peter Popoff's Miracle Spring Water Today!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 09, 2015 12:04AM

I already drank it. It tasted like plastic. :(

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Re: I've Received my Peter Popoff's Miracle Spring Water Today!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 09, 2015 12:08AM

Peter Popoff is a prophet.


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Re: I've Received my Peter Popoff's Miracle Spring Water Today!
Posted by: Healing Hands of Satan ()
Date: October 09, 2015 12:14AM

I was a Benny Hinn watcher for a while, good stuff.
How much did that water set you back?

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Re: I've Received my Peter Popoff's Miracle Spring Water Today!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 09, 2015 12:17AM

It's free. You just send in a prayer request and they send you a thick letter detailing how Peter Popoff will save your life.

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Re: I've Received my Peter Popoff's Miracle Spring Water Today!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 09, 2015 12:20AM

Oh shit...

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Re: I've Received my Peter Popoff's Miracle Spring Water Today!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 09, 2015 12:23AM

You are supposed to fill out the profile and Divine Prophetic assessment before you drink the water.

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Re: I've Received my Peter Popoff's Miracle Spring Water Today!
Posted by: derewsnA sreyarP ()
Date: October 09, 2015 12:29AM

Now the opposite of your prayer will happen.

Good luck!

That guy looks like he hasn't shit in years. Shy Anus Syndrome?

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Re: I've Received my Peter Popoff's Miracle Spring Water Today!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 09, 2015 12:32AM

derewsnA sreyarP Wrote:
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> Now the opposite of your prayer will happen.
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> Good luck!





Oh. I just prayed that Monique would find Jesus and live life as a born again Christian.

What is the opposite of that?

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Re: I've Received my Peter Popoff's Miracle Spring Water Today!
Posted by: Going to burn in hell ()
Date: October 09, 2015 12:35AM

She becomes you.

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Re: I've Received my Peter Popoff's Miracle Spring Water Today!
Posted by: Notlob ()
Date: October 09, 2015 12:39AM

She will lose Jesus and die as an aborted Atheist?!?

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Re: I've Received my Peter Popoff's Miracle Spring Water Today!
Posted by: Pleaes be ecumenical ()
Date: October 09, 2015 12:42AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Oh. I just prayed that Monique would find Jesus
> and live life as a born again Christian.
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> What is the opposite of that?

What did you pray for Misery and Megyn? And do you still pray for Katie?

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Re: I've Received my Peter Popoff's Miracle Spring Water Today!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 09, 2015 12:44AM

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