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If Meade wins
Posted by: think about it ()
Date: October 07, 2015 01:58PM

If Meade does succeed in the Entertainment business we all win. It will put Richmond and NOVA on the map. Only good can come of that for our depressed area. A Meade Highway, A Meade bridge, a Meade Library, a Meade Public School, all this means one thing, jobs, jobs and more jobs. "Welcome to Virginia, Home of Meade Skelton" sure has a ring to it on 95 south!!

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Re: If Meade wins
Posted by: It takes a village ()
Date: October 07, 2015 02:32PM

think about it Wrote:
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> If Meade does succeed in the Entertainment
> business we all win. It will put Richmond and
> NOVA on the map. Only good can come of that for
> our depressed area. A Meade Highway, A Meade
> bridge, a Meade Library, a Meade Public School,
> all this means one thing, jobs, jobs and more
> jobs. "Welcome to Virginia, Home of Meade Skelton"
> sure has a ring to it on 95 south!!

Meade has spent almost 20 years promoting himself and his music.

His only 'fans' are his family and fellow church members who are either easily pleased or just being polite.

People are always interested in new young talent and will even give them the benefit of the doubt if they come off a little 'not ready for prime time'.

Whatever interest an 'up and coming' Meade might have had 10-15 years ago is long gone.

When was his last newspaper article or TV spot?

Meade is closer to being in his forties than in his twenties...

All that is left is a big steamy pile of the same old Meade that everyone has heard and turned off.
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Re: If Meade wins
Posted by: you have to feel ()
Date: October 07, 2015 02:47PM

I feel bad for Meade, he seems lost and confused. He is a lot like Mr Misery, a square peg in a round world.

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Re: If Meade wins
Posted by: Hair club for men ()
Date: October 07, 2015 03:13PM

you have to feel Wrote:
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> I feel bad for Meade, he seems lost and confused.
> He is a lot like Mr Misery, a square peg in a
> round world.

He has only himself to blame.

Sure his upbringing might have instilled some of his antiquated views on racism, homophobia antisemitism and other prejudices and SHOULD have instilled some work ethic.

But he has been out of high school for 18 years.
He should have gotten over his shitty upbringing.

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Re: If Meade wins
Posted by: dssjjsw ()
Date: October 07, 2015 04:11PM

He deserves to win. The guy is an inspiration, he gets shot down but keeps on going, like the Duracell Rabbit. True American "grit and determination", he must have inherited some strong genes from his ancestors, true pioneers and risk takers who tamed this land of ours. If we had of had more guys like meade in our glorious Confed. Army I have no doubt we would have conquered those Yankee dogs.

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Re: If Meade wins
Posted by: Smegma the Klown ()
Date: October 07, 2015 04:18PM

dssjjsw Wrote:
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> He deserves to win. The guy is an inspiration, he
> gets shot down but keeps on going, like the
> Duracell Rabbit. True American "grit and
> determination", he must have inherited some strong
> genes from his ancestors, true pioneers and risk
> takers who tamed this land of ours. If we had of
> had more guys like meade in our glorious Confed.
> Army I have no doubt we would have conquered those
> Yankee dogs.

Are you insane?


Meade is reaping what he is sowing.

A big steamy pile of hate and vitriol and zero financial success.

He needs to shut the fuck up and get a real job.

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Re: If Meade wins
Posted by: BoldandBrassy ()
Date: October 07, 2015 04:48PM

Meade was gaining popularity about 3 years ago from his Sweet Tea song , until he made a very public racist rant about the employees of krogers. After that what few followers he had outside of church people abandoned him. A very bad career move on his part. His age has nothing to do with it. Susan Boyle was 47 when she became a household name. But peopel are offended by Meade for his mildly racist, sexist, homohobic comments which he should have kept to himself.

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Re: If Meade wins
Posted by: LearnSomethingRVA ()
Date: October 07, 2015 04:55PM

Meade has spent almost 20 years promoting himself and his music.
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No, really more like 7 or 8


His only 'fans' are his family and fellow church
members who are either easily pleased or just
being polite.
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Look on twitter and Facebook he has way more fans than that.


People are always interested in new young talent
and will even give them the benefit of the doubt
if they come off a little 'not ready for prime
time'.
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Young talent often fades fast. A true lasting career may come softly later in life for those with staying power. Lady Gagag, Selenz Gomez, Justin Beiber, will all be forgetten in 20 years time (or less)


> Whatever interest an 'up and coming' Meade might
> have had 10-15 years ago is long gone.

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Meade wasn't "up and coming" until about 2012 or so. When he made his Sweet Tea video and it went viral.


When was his last newspaper article or TV spot?
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He was mentioned in Death and Taxes blog by Ned Hepburn. He appeared as a featured extra in the movie "Field Of Lost Shoes".


Meade is closer to being in his forties than in
his twenties...
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And your point is? People in their 40s today are not old and haggard as they once were. Who really wants to listen to people in their 20s anyway? What do young kids have to say with ilttle life experience?

> All that is left is a big steamy pile of the same
> old Meade that everyone has heard and turned off.

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Says so in your opinion.

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Re: If Meade wins
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 07, 2015 05:13PM

He could try modeling.




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Re: If Meade wins
Posted by: He should get a real job ()
Date: October 07, 2015 05:55PM

> -
How is being a chronically unemployable parasite somehow a Christian value?


Meade needs to shut the fuck up and get a real job and KEEP It.

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Re: If Meade wins
Posted by: He could try ()
Date: October 07, 2015 06:00PM

They pay folks to pose at Art Schools, a nude model. Meade should team up with the Artist know as Miz.

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Re: If Meade wins
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: October 07, 2015 06:06PM

He could do gay porn.

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Re: If Meade wins
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 07, 2015 06:11PM

Meade could be genre specific. He could specialize in man milking or titty fucking or maybe Brokeback Mountain reenactments.

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Re: If Meade wins
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: October 07, 2015 07:24PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Meade could be genre specific. He could specialize
> in man milking or titty fucking or maybe Brokeback
> Mountain reenactments.

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Re: If Meade wins
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 07, 2015 07:56PM

He should start advertising his acting skills on Craigslist or Backpage.

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Re: If Meade wins
Posted by: Meades Way ()
Date: October 07, 2015 08:49PM

Judge a man by those whom hate him. The jealous and wicked. --Jesus

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Re: If Meade wins
Posted by: Smut Peddler Amir ()
Date: October 07, 2015 09:50PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Meade could be genre specific. He could specialize
> in man milking or titty fucking or maybe Brokeback
> Mountain reenactments.


He is too old and fat for normal gay porn.


He is best suited for chubby chaser and/or piss-pig stuff..

He can get $1500 bucks for one day's work if he will let another guy shit on him.

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Re: If Meade wins
Posted by: PrimeTimes ()
Date: October 07, 2015 09:55PM

Smut Peddler Amir Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Meade could be genre specific. He could
> specialize
> > in man milking or titty fucking or maybe
> Brokeback
> > Mountain reenactments.
>
>
> He is too old and fat for normal gay porn.
>
>
> He is best suited for chubby chaser and/or
> piss-pig stuff..
>
> He can get $1500 bucks for one day's work if he
> will let another guy shit on him.


Since he isn't even gay, I don't think that would be an option for him anywya. Meade is not too old to be a print ad model if he loses weight he could model for "King Size" Men's wear. Most of those guys are over 30.

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Re: If Meade wins
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 07, 2015 09:57PM

He could model for Spanx.



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Re: If Meade wins
Posted by: Lovelyandwonderful ()
Date: October 07, 2015 10:20PM

Meade has a classic hollywood Star look.Like the Actors of yesteryear
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Re: If Meade wins
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 07, 2015 10:24PM

Lovelyandwonderful Wrote:
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> Meade has a classic hollywood Star look.Like the
> Actors of yesteryear
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Re: If Meade wins
Posted by: Smut Peddler Amir ()
Date: October 08, 2015 12:36AM

PrimeTimes Wrote:
\
> Since he isn't even gay, I don't think that would
> be an option for him anywya. Meade is not too
> old to be a print ad model if he loses weight he
> could model for "King Size" Men's wear. Most of
> those guys are over 30.


Actually gay porn is very much an option for a straight man.

Males in straight adult films make one-third that of what the women make.

However, in gay porn, the men get paid as much as the women do in straight porn.

"Gay for pay" happens a lot due to this pay grade discrepancy.

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Re: If Meade wins
Posted by: White Slave Master Mathieu ()
Date: October 08, 2015 01:49PM

Normally a washed up fat never-was piece of turd like Meade would cost too much to procure.

But I have a special client in Dubai who would pay top dollar if Meade would only present himself as part of the Bush clan. With his great acting skills, he might be able to come off as Billy Bush's slightly retarded brother

The Bushes are known to bending over and letting the oil sheiks stick it up their asses. I see it as a win/win for all America....

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Re: If Meade wins
Posted by: the President ()
Date: October 08, 2015 01:49PM

Smut Peddler Amir Wrote:
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> PrimeTimes Wrote:
> \
> > Since he isn't even gay, I don't think that
> would
> > be an option for him anywya. Meade is not too
> > old to be a print ad model if he loses weight
> he
> > could model for "King Size" Men's wear. Most of
> > those guys are over 30.
>
>
> Actually gay porn is very much an option for a
> straight man.
>
> Males in straight adult films make one-third that
> of what the women make.
>
> However, in gay porn, the men get paid as much as
> the women do in straight porn.
>
> "Gay for pay" happens a lot due to this pay grade
> discrepancy.


President should look into this. Russia has banned Internet Porn and is becoming the nation of Christian ideals. God would approve of Russia.

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Re: If Meade wins
Posted by: slava Meade ()
Date: October 08, 2015 02:14PM

the President Wrote:


> President should look into this. Russia has
> banned Internet Porn and is becoming the nation of
> Christian ideals. God would approve of Russia.


Meade would thrive in Russia.
"From each according to his ability, to each according to his need" sounds like the ethic he has been living with his entire life.

He has no ability to earn a living, but yet he a roof over his head, far too much food to eat, internet and cable. He is living the good life being a leech....

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Re: If Meade wins
Posted by: by elimnating ISIS ()
Date: October 08, 2015 02:18PM

the President Wrote:
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> Smut Peddler Amir Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > PrimeTimes Wrote:
> > \
> > > Since he isn't even gay, I don't think that
> > would
> > > be an option for him anywya. Meade is not
> too
> > > old to be a print ad model if he loses weight
> > he
> > > could model for "King Size" Men's wear. Most
> of
> > > those guys are over 30.
> >
> >
> > Actually gay porn is very much an option for a
> > straight man.
> >
> > Males in straight adult films make one-third
> that
> > of what the women make.
> >
> > However, in gay porn, the men get paid as much
> as
> > the women do in straight porn.
> >
> > "Gay for pay" happens a lot due to this pay
> grade
> > discrepancy.
>
>
> President should look into this. Russia has
> banned Internet Porn and is becoming the nation of
> Christian ideals. God would approve of Russia.

They are certainly helping Christians and helping to preserve ancient monuments and shit. Let's faced the fact, they have self interest in mind but still are doing good,

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Re: If Meade wins
Posted by: LosingBattles ()
Date: October 08, 2015 04:27PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Lovelyandwonderful Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Meade has a classic hollywood Star look.Like
> the
> > Actors of yesteryear


Eeesh will be so mad when Meade's hair is back and he will run out of ammunition. While Eeesh stands at 5'8 and 330 lbs Meade is 5'11 and will be in shape at 215 lbs ready to defend himself.

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Re: If Meade wins
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 08, 2015 05:30PM

LosingBattles Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Lovelyandwonderful Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Meade has a classic hollywood Star look.Like
> > the
> > > Actors of yesteryear
>
>
> Eeesh will be so mad when Meade's hair is back and
> he will run out of ammunition. While Eeesh stands
> at 5'8 and 330 lbs Meade is 5'11 and will be in
> shape at 215 lbs ready to defend himself.
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Re: If Meade wins
Posted by: Meade for Congress ()
Date: October 08, 2015 05:52PM

Meade would look good in a hat like that^^^^^^

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Re: If Meade wins
Posted by: 21st Century Bald ()
Date: October 08, 2015 06:51PM

Meade for Congress Wrote:
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> Meade would look good in a hat like that^^^^^^


Here is a more modern equivalent.
It even sports headphones so Meade could listen to the Music of Justin Beiber or Miley Cyruss while he gets his treatments.
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Re: If Meade wins
Posted by: McChicken ()
Date: October 08, 2015 06:53PM

The whole thing is ridiculous. My uncle has male pattern baldness and his looks nothing like Meade. I don't know what that is, but he may have some kind of thyroid issue and he needs to get tested for that pronto.

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Re: If Meade wins
Posted by: Malady of the month club ()
Date: October 09, 2015 02:39AM

McChicken Wrote:
, but he may have some
> kind of thyroid issue and he needs to get tested
> for that pronto.


Meade doesn't go to doctor's office to find out what is wrong with him.

He just googles symptoms and comes up with all kinds of conditions that fit them.

What a Fuck 'tard....

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Re: If Meade wins
Posted by: Nothing new ()
Date: October 09, 2015 11:51AM

His hair has fallen out in clumps years ago.

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Re: If Meade wins
Posted by: Wig for Meade ()
Date: October 09, 2015 01:02PM

He might turn some heads.
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