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Burger King's Black Whopper is Soiling Green
Posted by: Poop Doc Is In ()
Date: October 06, 2015 11:23PM

Burger King's Black Halloween Whopper Has an Unfortunate Side Effect

http://www.eonline.com/news/703713/burger-king-s-black-halloween-whopper-has-an-unfortunate-side-effect

You know how during St. Patrick's Day you drink lots of green beer and the next day your urine has a greenish tint to it? Well, this is a lot like that situation except instead of St. Patty's Day it's Halloween and instead of beer it's Whoppers. And instead of green urine it's…green poop.

(We just wrote "green poop" in an article so that's about the best our journalistic career could ever get. G'night, everyone!)

People who are partaking in Burger King's Halloween Whopper are discovering that it comes with a very weird and unfortunate side effect. The limited edition burger has A1 Steak Sauce baked directly into the bun, which is what gives it the shiny ebony color. And reportedly, all that different coloring means a change to your number twos. Some customers are claiming their poop was bright green for 3 days!

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Re: Burger King's Black Whopper is Soiling Green
Posted by: Libtardz ()
Date: October 07, 2015 12:28AM

I'm sure liberals already have a lawsuit gaining speed over the traumatic episode

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Re: Burger King's Black Whopper is Soiling Green
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 07, 2015 12:52AM

Up to 3 days? Shows you how much that crap lingers in your system.

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Re: Burger King's Black Whopper is Soiling Green
Posted by: packed ()
Date: October 08, 2015 05:11AM

I'm sure it would last a week in eesh's impacted colon

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Re: Burger King's Black Whopper is Soiling Green
Posted by: Fo sho ()
Date: October 08, 2015 06:51AM

Monique's nigger pussy is giving white men AIDS.

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Re: Burger King's Black Whopper is Soiling Green
Posted by: St. Pat ()
Date: October 08, 2015 07:46AM

Any pics?

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Re: Burger King's Black Whopper is Soiling Green
Posted by: where's brown onion? ()
Date: October 08, 2015 11:43AM

Where's Brown Onion? Brown Onion we need your input on this bowel breaking news report. By the way I missed your ass at Monday Night Shit Club last Monday. Shit got off for real. We lit the bathroom over at JC Penny's at Fair Oaks up man! The manager had to come in and unclog the toilet. Chris ate old sardines and 4 micky D's double cheeseburgers and made out with a dude!!!! We miss you. Btw I double chained it last Sunday!!!! She gave me head afterwards!!!!

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Re: Burger King's Black Whopper is Soiling Green
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: October 08, 2015 12:45PM

where's brown onion? Wrote:
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> Where's Brown Onion? Brown Onion we need your
> input on this bowel breaking news report. By the
> way I missed your ass at Monday Night Shit Club
> last Monday. Shit got off for real. We lit the
> bathroom over at JC Penny's at Fair Oaks up man!
> The manager had to come in and unclog the toilet.
> Chris ate old sardines and 4 micky D's double
> cheeseburgers and made out with a dude!!!! We
> miss you. Btw I double chained it last Sunday!!!!
> She gave me head afterwards!!!!

That'st a unique phenomena, a blow job crapping. Does said woman wear a clothes pin on her nose?

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Re: Burger King's Black Whopper is Soiling Green
Posted by: y7 ()
Date: October 08, 2015 01:16PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> That'st a unique phenomena, a blow job crapping.

Unique? It's a Blumpkin.

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Re: Burger King's Black Whopper is Soiling Green
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: October 08, 2015 01:20PM

y7 Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That'st a unique phenomena, a blow job
> crapping.
>
> Unique? It's a Blumpkin.

I just don't get it, a blowjob on the groan throne while passing a spiked basketball doesn't sound like a good idea.

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Re: Burger King's Black Whopper is Soiling Green
Posted by: iLL ()
Date: October 08, 2015 03:27PM

St. Pat Wrote:
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> Any pics?


I'm on it!

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Re: Burger King's Black Whopper is Soiling Green
Posted by: iLL ()
Date: October 09, 2015 12:18AM

Okie here we go!
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Re: Burger King's Black Whopper is Soiling Green
Posted by: iLL ()
Date: October 10, 2015 12:56AM

The first turd was half green, half brown...fuckin weird!
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Re: Burger King's Black Whopper is Soiling Green
Posted by: Immortan Joe ()
Date: October 10, 2015 01:20AM

Mediocre.

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Re: Burger King's Black Whopper is Soiling Green
Posted by: That dude ()
Date: October 10, 2015 01:33AM


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Re: Burger King's Black Whopper is Soiling Green
Posted by: Ying Ko ()
Date: October 10, 2015 06:23AM

iLL Wrote:
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> The first turd was half green, half brown...fuckin
> weird!


Nice family portrait, lizzie

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Re: Burger King's Black Whopper is Soiling Green
Posted by: Gilbert Grape ()
Date: October 10, 2015 08:06AM

Fierce Grape Gatorade does that too, florescent green poo the next day. Unsettling.

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Re: Burger King's Black Whopper is Soiling Green
Posted by: Mick Jones ()
Date: October 10, 2015 12:14PM

That is a big black whopper. You couldn't see one coming at you in the dark. The only thing you could see are the sesame seeds.

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Re: Burger King's Black Whopper is Soiling Green
Posted by: hungry ()
Date: October 10, 2015 12:19PM

But how does it taste??

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Re: Burger King's Black Whopper is Soiling Green
Posted by: Lou Reed ()
Date: October 10, 2015 02:18PM

And the colored guy goes doo doo doo doo dooo

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Re: Burger King's Black Whopper is Soiling Green
Posted by: MegaBlunk ()
Date: October 10, 2015 08:03PM

I wouldn't say "bright green." More like grass green. At least in my case.

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Re: Burger King's Black Whopper is Soiling Green
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 10, 2015 08:36PM

Mick Jones Wrote:
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> That is a big black whopper. You couldn't see one
> coming at you in the dark. The only thing you
> could see are the sesame seeds.


Big black whoppers are great after dark.

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Re: Burger King's Black Whopper is Soiling Green
Posted by: iLL ()
Date: October 10, 2015 11:47PM

Ying Ko Wrote:
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> iLL Wrote:
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> > The first turd was half green, half
> brown...fuckin
> > weird!
>
>
> Nice family portrait, lizzie


Yeah, the mixed turd is a spitting imagine of your half breed bitch of a mother!
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