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Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: Jester ()
Date: June 01, 2009 12:16AM

Meade is starting to make the big bucks at farmers markets, $20 in tips and some brownies.

"Gordonsville looked nice as I drove through it, making my way up Rt 15 towards Orange. They didn't have electricity , so it was just me and my portable Casio keyboard, and I also played a few little ditties on my ukulele. I made 20$ in tips, and they gave me some turnips and brownies!" - Meade Skelton

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: June 01, 2009 07:34AM

That's a heck of a lot better than the lame hiphop wannabees on here... in their case they would get zero money, and the only tips they'd get are recommendations on where to stick their free turnips and brownies.

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 01, 2009 09:26AM

pgens Wrote:
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> That's a heck of a lot better than the lame hiphop
> wannabees on here... in their case they would get
> zero money, and the only tips they'd get are
> recommendations on where to stick their free
> turnips and brownies.

+1

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Date: June 01, 2009 09:48AM

Jester Wrote:
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> I also played a few
> little ditties on my ukulele. I made 20$ in tips,
>


20$??? Is that some sort of Australian dollar or something?

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: Meade Apprentice ()
Date: June 01, 2009 11:58AM


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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: Judge Crater ()
Date: June 01, 2009 01:37PM

They didn't have electricity ,

Who needs electricity when you have MEADE SKELTON MISTER EXCITEMENT entertaining the room?

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Date: June 01, 2009 01:39PM

Judge Crater Wrote:
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> They didn't have electricity ,
>
> Who needs electricity when you have MEADE SKELTON
> MISTER EXCITEMENT entertaining the room?


The tips probably came from the 99% of attendees who couldn't hear him. They probably thought he was from Melwood and felt sorry for him.

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 01, 2009 01:46PM

From his blog entry from last week:


Target
I could spend my whole life at this store! Its always very clean and well organized. You can pick up clothes from Target without feeling trendy as you do at Walmart, or frumpy like you can if you shop at Kmart. They have a nice selection of men's underwear. I do wish they'd avoid putting the half naked man on the cover, though. It really spoils my appetite ! But usually, there are a lot of women at Target. Soccer moms love this place. I see them with little Jr. or little Suzy, picking out curtains or supper for their families. One lady told her son that he would get a big surprise from daddy when they got home if he didn't "shut the hell up". I wonder what that could be.... Anyways, I think Target is a great place to pass away the time. They have gotten so high cotton now with what their Starbucks coffee and hot pizza inside!

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Date: June 01, 2009 01:49PM

I'm speechless....

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: June 01, 2009 02:39PM

Furfur Wrote:
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>> feeling trendy as you do at Walmart,



Nothing says "in vogue" more than clothing from a Walmart. I mean, when I think of trendy, I don't think of places like Versace or Jos. A. Bank at the Tysons Galleria. When I hear the word "style", I think of the Walmart over at Fair Lakes.

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Date: June 01, 2009 02:44PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Furfur Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> ----
> >> feeling trendy as you do at Walmart,
>
>
>
> Nothing says "in vogue" more than clothing from a
> Walmart.


It's where all the hipsters go.

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 01, 2009 03:09PM

At first I thought this guy was a long running joke, but it turns out there is a real and pathetic person behind that blog.



My grandmother Catherine (A native Richmonder) talking to "Miss Janey"- a friend and lady who worked for her family for years. The conversation was recorded in 1998. Today's Richmonders sound more like California dudes and dudettes. This way of talkin' is Gone With The Wind




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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: June 01, 2009 03:19PM

Furfur Wrote:
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> At first I thought this guy was a long running joke, but it turns out there is a real and pathetic person behind that blog.


You missed the time when Meade got a job standing along the road waving at cars, while dressed up like the statue of liberty. One time a car drove by and a little girl yelled out the window to call him a loser.

He's so pathetic it's actually discomforting. I sorta wish he still posted here though.

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: LOLcat ()
Date: June 01, 2009 03:23PM

I bakkeded U allz sum kookeiz but Meade Eated dem.

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Date: June 01, 2009 03:27PM

I don't believe I see his "Fake Awards Ceremony" video on YouTube anymore. Or his triumphant performance to the empty lobby of the Best Western in Leesburg. What do you suppose happened?

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 01, 2009 05:15PM

I'm not 100% but I think he has a lot of stuff on metacafe that doesn't show up on youtube.
WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> I don't believe I see his "Fake Awards Ceremony"
> video on YouTube anymore. Or his triumphant
> performance to the empty lobby of the Best Western
> in Leesburg. What do you suppose happened?

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 01, 2009 05:30PM

The fake awards show is on metacafe...but I found this gem ever more entertaining. Its an old tape of him when he was 12.

Pay attention at 0:51, very disturbing.



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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 01, 2009 05:37PM

Furfur Wrote:
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> Pay attention at 0:51, very disturbing.

Oh, hello again, Stuff of Nightmares. It's been a while.

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Date: June 01, 2009 11:04PM

Furfur Wrote:
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> The fake awards show is on metacafe...but I found
> this gem ever more entertaining. Its an old tape
> of him when he was 12.
>
> Pay attention at 0:51, very disturbing.
>
>


First, who would have thought that nearly 20 years later Meade would look and act exactly the same way? Second, someone who knows how to work with animated GIFs needs to pull that bit at :51 and put it on Photobucket as "I'm so gay."

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 01, 2009 11:07PM

I thought the same thing!!

...maybe Gravis can take 0:51 through 0:54 and make it a GIF.

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: June 01, 2009 11:40PM

I feel guilty goofing on him anymore, because I think he actually has some real mental issues. There is probably some psychological condition the doctors dreamed up for people like Meade that want attention so badly, they risk bodily harm.

Either that, or he's just extremely flamboyant.

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 02, 2009 07:08PM

Be careful what you wish for guys...
Attachments:
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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 02, 2009 09:04PM

Thanks Harry!

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: Melissa ()
Date: June 02, 2009 11:13PM

Too funny!

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Being vague is almost as fun as that other thing.

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Date: June 02, 2009 11:27PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Be careful what you wish for guys...


It creeps me out just looking at it. Thanks for putting it together. I'm sure I will be using it for years to come.

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 02, 2009 11:41PM

WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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>
>
> It creeps me out just looking at it.


Did you say creepy? How about a montage of his teenage years with a recording he made in '94? It's called "I'm sueing for malpractice"!


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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: Melissa ()
Date: June 02, 2009 11:51PM

That is 3:10 of my life that I can never have back. Damn you.

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 03, 2009 12:41AM

You guys were the ones who turned me onto Meade Skelton in the first place. I'm just giving back...
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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: June 03, 2009 09:09PM


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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 04, 2009 11:22AM

Did you read the comments?

Jocelyn Testes-Harder said...
I'm willing to bet that Meade could take you in a fight. But if he ever finds out who you are he'll probably take you to his modified basement instead.


John said...
Jocelyn,

Meade would have cardiac arrest or liver failure before he could lift a fist. Though, I do admit I have never fought a walrus before.

As far as taking me to his "modified basement," it sounds like something out of Pulp Fiction. I do not want to end up like the Gimp. Thanks for the warning. :)

Classic.

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: Stoner ()
Date: June 29, 2009 03:27PM

Its a sad state of affairs when most of his blog revolves around eating and mentioning what stores he visits. Its as if Consumption is his main focus in life. He needs to visit target and thrift stores and mall outlets to and take note of what he eats and what deserts he consumes to fill an empty feeling in his own life a craving that there is something missing within himself and he needs to consume in order to fill that worthless feeling in uuh in iii uuuuh wait whaaat was I uuuuh Hmmm ICE cream truck I hear....Cough Cough. pass the Wii dude.

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: June 29, 2009 03:48PM

I'm going to King's Dominion this Thursday, which is in Meade's backyard. I'd kill to see Meade performing at the Effiel Tower stage. Shoot, even having him playing in the parking lot would make my day.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Date: June 29, 2009 03:51PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> I'm going to King's Dominion this Thursday, which
> is in Meade's backyard. I'd kill to see Meade
> performing at the Effiel Tower stage. Shoot,
> even having him playing in the parking lot would
> make my day.


I usually slip out to the parking lot to eat. Meade + Lunch = Vomit.

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: Noble savage ()
Date: June 29, 2009 06:38PM

meade is cool in a naive noble savage kinda way

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: July 01, 2009 02:27AM

meade may be the most entertaining "human being" I have ever seen... he needs a reality show, ASAP

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: Gretchen Haufe ()
Date: July 01, 2009 11:58AM

I agree, put Meade on a show like "Big Brother" or perhaps even create a whole new reality show about him

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: Besieged ()
Date: May 07, 2012 11:08PM

I can see a starving Meade woofing down the brownies squeezed in his little car. Sweating.

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 07, 2012 11:16PM

I always wondered who that Jester person was; he was a big fan of Meade Skelton. I'm guessing it was a primordial stage Harry Tuttle.

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: May 07, 2012 11:23PM

You flatter me...

eesh Wrote:
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> I always wondered who that Jester person was; he
> was a big fan of Meade Skelton. I'm guessing it
> was a primordial stage Harry Tuttle.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: King Tutt ()
Date: May 07, 2012 11:26PM

What name were you using when this thread was started?


eesh Wrote:
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> I always wondered who that Jester person was; he
> was a big fan of Meade Skelton. I'm guessing it
> was a primordial stage Harry Tuttle.

Stay tuned for my new album "Tune in" available on iTunes this summer

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: May 07, 2012 11:36PM

I miss Furfur...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: May 07, 2012 11:42PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I miss Furfur...





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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/07/2012 11:43PM by Furfur.

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: Jesco Gasss ()
Date: May 08, 2012 12:24AM

Hipsters like brownies and turnips

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: Dookie Monster ()
Date: November 16, 2016 12:15AM

He is on his way...

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: Phil Lacio ()
Date: November 28, 2016 06:24PM


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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: Phil Lacio ()
Date: December 17, 2016 03:33PM

 

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: Phil Lacio ()
Date: March 11, 2017 05:11PM

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: Phil Lacio ()
Date: June 09, 2017 01:55PM

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Re: Meade Skelton Hits Big Time
Posted by: 10 years later... ()
Date: September 26, 2019 05:16PM

Furfur Wrote:
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> At first I thought this guy was a long running
> joke, but it turns out there is a real and
> pathetic person behind that blog.
>
>
>
> My grandmother Catherine (A native Richmonder)
> talking to "Miss Janey"- a friend and lady who
> worked for her family for years. The conversation
> was recorded in 1998. Today's Richmonders sound
> more like California dudes and dudettes. This way
> of talkin' is Gone With The Wind

>
>
> name="movie"
> value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CUOie0dTeEw&hl=en&
> fs=1"> value="true"> name="allowscriptaccess"
> value="always"> src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CUOie0dTeEw&hl=en&fs
> =1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"
> allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"
> width="425" height="344">


And ten years later nothing has happened except Meade has gotten even more pathetic...

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