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Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: Note to Lizzie ()
Date: August 02, 2015 10:12AM

Rule #1... you never wanna fuck with a lawyer... IN ANY SORT OF WAY!

They can fuck you so badly if they wish. Always be courteious. Don't be a smartass.

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Re: Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: note taken - on my new laptop ()
Date: August 02, 2015 10:14AM

Smashed-ibook-g3.jpg

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Re: Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 02, 2015 10:16AM

WTF happened to the screen?

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Re: Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: yuck fou ()
Date: August 02, 2015 10:16AM

Do your finger burn when you touch that hot laptop?

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Re: Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: out the window ()
Date: August 02, 2015 10:31AM

eesh Wrote:
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> WTF happened to the screen?


It went out the window a few dozen times

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Re: Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: HeHFu ()
Date: August 02, 2015 11:10AM

better call tech support. One time I had an old HP and the monitor came with a red line through the center of the screen. The techie had me run a series of tests that flashed the monitor all sorts of colors but still the red line didn't go away so they sent me a new monitor, but I had to package up the old one and send it back to them and wait a while for the new one. Maybe they can fix it if you call them and explain what happened

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Re: Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: Doing it again ()
Date: August 02, 2015 11:33AM

Note the post times. Basl is posting as Wells again.

The link for the picture above is:

http://www.macmedics.com/images/Smashed-ibook-g3.jpg

A teenager has more computer skills than these two.

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Re: Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: ASSBURGERS ()
Date: August 02, 2015 11:40AM

LOL oh man..yeah keep thinking that. LMFAO @ reverse Google search ..never claimed that was the laptop

And lol I'm sure no teenager has ever made a single post online that made someone get investigated by the CIA and have them fail a polygraph about their son William Moreno being a child rapist

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Re: Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: Malik madness ()
Date: August 02, 2015 12:09PM

Naw Lizzie just left my mixtape in there. Dis shit was so hot it melted the screen

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Re: Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: Stop the drama ()
Date: August 02, 2015 12:44PM

You're the cancer that's killing FFXU.

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Re: Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: TLE4h ()
Date: August 02, 2015 10:25PM

they're selling for a few hundred with new battery on amazon. aren't you glad you paid $3,000 to upgrade early?

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Re: Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: Iizzie ()
Date: August 03, 2015 12:37PM

What

I have everything you said I wouldn't, HA!
#stillwinning



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 03/28/2020 04:26PM by Iizzie.

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Re: Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: lying fat pieces of shit ()
Date: August 03, 2015 02:39PM

LOL

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Re: Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: The Bar ()
Date: August 03, 2015 06:08PM

Holy conflict of interest Batman,

Why is Monique talking to the Moreno's attorney?
Does she know who David works for?
Does David know who he himself works for, and who his client is?
Do the Morenos know who David works for?
Does Philip Leiser know who David works for?

Granted the Leiser attorneys all graduated from third-tier law schools, but haven't they ever heard of conflict of interest? Does Monique think that all her communications with David are protected by attorney-client privilege? More to the point, has David told Monique anything to the contrary? It could be interesting to see the emails from David to Monique...

This is potentially a giant train wreck!

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Re: Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: zio ()
Date: August 03, 2015 06:31PM

He is her lawyer too, remember the Morenos hired him for her?

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Re: Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: MoniqueMoreno ()
Date: August 03, 2015 07:15PM

Lol unless she has proof Moreno molested kids she could be sued for defamation per se

I know the lawyer told her that shit

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Re: Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: Soip ()
Date: August 03, 2015 07:44PM

Somebody hasn't been listening to those songs....

Hahaha @ sue lizzie. Also, it's not defamation if the guy said he likes to touch children.

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Re: Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: WAT!? ()
Date: August 03, 2015 07:51PM

MoniqueMoreno Wrote:
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> Lol unless she has proof Moreno molested kids she
> could be sued for defamation per se
>
> I know the lawyer told her that shit


She knows...she doesn't give a fuck though!


http://www.smule.com/p/423922157_151789083ym

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Re: Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: link fail ()
Date: August 03, 2015 07:53PM


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Re: Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: Ethics 101 ()
Date: August 03, 2015 07:57PM

MoniqueMoreno Wrote:
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> Lol unless she has proof Moreno molested kids she
> could be sued for defamation per se
>
> I know the lawyer told her that shit


There are already some potential ethical issues involved. The Morenos would need to engage a different law firm to sue Lizzie. She thinks she is still being represented by the Leiser firm, communicating with their attorney and providing evidence under the belief she is protected by attorney client privilege. The Leisers could not pass along any of that information to a different attorney to sue her with.

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Re: Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: Suer Rats ()
Date: August 03, 2015 08:06PM

Or quite possibly she's communicating with him because when the Morenos failed with the police they had their lawyer contact her. Or, she's in contact with him because she's still their witness whether they like it or not. Trying to sue lizzie would be twice as funny as trying to sue eesh and twice as disastrous and twice as comical. I also don't think lizzie cares either. Perhaps they should think about all of the evidence of their witness intimidation before thinking of suing anybody.

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Re: Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: The Bar ()
Date: August 03, 2015 08:15PM

Suer Rats Wrote:
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> Or quite possibly she's communicating with him
> because when the Morenos failed with the police
> they had their lawyer contact her. Or, she's in
> contact with him because she's still their witness
> whether they like it or not. Trying to sue lizzie
> would be twice as funny as trying to sue eesh and
> twice as disastrous and twice as comical. I also
> don't think lizzie cares either. Perhaps they
> should think about all of the evidence of their
> witness intimidation before thinking of suing
> anybody.

They can not sue her with the same law firm, nor can they use any information obtained as evidence in a suit against her. Yes it would be funny watching the Leisers try to navigate that ethical morass. They are greedy but probably not that stupid -- but who knows. "Having their attorney (who was also her attorney) contact her" after threatening to sue her was already questionable.

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Re: Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: Out Ethics ()
Date: August 03, 2015 08:17PM

Iizzie Wrote:
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> Idk what you're talking about. I haven't gotten
> smart with anyone. I just tell it like it is...


Yeah that's a real professional way to communicate with someone, much less a lawyer.
Fuck the Morenos, but you might try to tone the language etc down when you deal with adults.

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Re: Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: Answerable ()
Date: August 03, 2015 08:25PM

They have done quite a few questionable things lately, haven't they?


Lizzie informs the mother that her son is on the forum spreading lies, slander, libel and telling her to kill herself because she didn't go to some show with him or didn't have sex with him and the mother replies "Where's my $500?" not "I'm sorry, I'll speak with my son"

Then William shoots off some emails to his mother and the lawyers and his mother replies "Bill Monique's mother for the protective order hearing"

Lastly came the alleged stolen laptop that turned out not to be stolen at all and ended up with the mother and William sitting outside lizzie's house for an hour after police told them there's nothing they can do for them.

Upon them sitting outside, they're captured on camera, while the mother texts lizzie "Stop texting me, you're harassing me" - after she's been asked to leave from in front of lizzie's house but then choses to get out of the car and park her butt on the curb in front of her house.

When all of that failed they went to Loudoun police and said lizzie stole the laptop as well as William's crazy pills Lizzie allowed the police to search her place, and apparently the commonwealth's attorney didn't think lizzie stole anything and that the Moreno family was just being petty and vindictive and allowed lizzie to keep the laptop.

They could end up in jail for filing false reports and witness intimidation. The Moreno family should learn to leave well enough alone already. I doubt lizzie has anything to worry about.

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Re: Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: Baybehz ()
Date: August 03, 2015 08:33PM

It just looks bad on them no matter how you spin it and its no ones fault but their own. Then there's text William sent to Megan trying to see if she would be willing to try to have lizzie set up for false arrest again via eesh/Katie by making her a witness in her case again, so that history could repeat itself.

The Morenos, especially William are fucked up people and William tried to make lizzie out to be a theif she's just trying to make him out to be a child molester, only - he did a good job of that all on his own. So no, lizzie has nothing to worry about. She's reacting to their bullshit and rightfully so. She doesn't owe them anything. They're going to involve the police in something they know wasn't criminal just because lizzie is in other trouble and thought they could use the police as a weapon and failed miserably. They will fail civilly as well and deserve to.

Also, what money do you think they are going to get from lizzie? HA!

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Re: Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: Washington Post Editor ()
Date: August 03, 2015 08:38PM

Answerable Wrote:
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> They have done quite a few questionable things
> lately, haven't they?
>
>
> Lizzie informs the mother that her son is on the
> forum spreading lies, slander, libel and telling
> her to kill herself because she didn't go to some
> show with him or didn't have sex with him and the
> mother replies "Where's my $500?" not "I'm sorry,
> I'll speak with my son"
>
> Then William shoots off some emails to his mother
> and the lawyers and his mother replies "Bill
> Monique's mother for the protective order
> hearing"
>
> Lastly came the alleged stolen laptop that turned
> out not to be stolen at all and ended up with the
> mother and William sitting outside lizzie's house
> for an hour after police told them there's nothing
> they can do for them.
>
> Upon them sitting outside, they're captured on
> camera, while the mother texts lizzie "Stop
> texting me, you're harassing me" - after she's
> been asked to leave from in front of lizzie's
> house but then choses to get out of the car and
> park her butt on the curb in front of her house.
>
> When all of that failed they went to Loudoun
> police and said lizzie stole the laptop as well as
> William's crazy pills Lizzie allowed the police to
> search her place, and apparently the
> commonwealth's attorney didn't think lizzie stole
> anything and that the Moreno family was just being
> petty and vindictive and allowed lizzie to keep
> the laptop.
>
> They could end up in jail for filing false reports
> and witness intimidation. The Moreno family should
> learn to leave well enough alone already. I doubt
> lizzie has anything to worry about.

All that would make a great second installment of the Washington Post story.

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Re: Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: Was it worth it? ()
Date: August 03, 2015 08:47PM

And they burned the bridge of the only person who stepped up to help them for what? Some old laptop? Because she didn't want to sleep with him or go to some show? Because she went home? Was it worth it?


What did they accomplish besides royally fucking themselves now with the lawsuit? William, the plaintiff, said his own witness lied about her testimony against the guy he is suing. How idiotic can you be?

Then takes it back and said he was mad and that she didn't lie. The eesh lawyer is going to have a field day with that. "So you're saying she lied and Basl didn't admit anything to her?" "I only said it because I was mad" "Ah, so when you're mad at others you like to say they've done something they really haven't"

That's going to ruin them right there. Eesh has always said some of the stuff was bullshit. So if he would claim his own witness is a liar and a theif when she isn't in that specific case just because he's upset then he would make up things about eesh because we all know he is mad at him too.

Their lawsuit is done. They gave the defense everything they need to discredit the mother and especially William.

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Re: Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: Repost ()
Date: August 03, 2015 08:52PM

Calling a man who says "I just raped a baby" a pedophile is like calling someone who says "I just smoked a cigarette" a smoker and trying to say its libel.

In case you missed that - claiming you raped a baby and saying things like "I like to touch children" doesn't leave much room for anyone to think you're not a baby raping, child molester, got it?

"Joking" or not, he still said it and no one even knows for sure if he was "joking". Nobody jokes like that a dozen times. And from the things we've seen him text, email and his voicemails, William Moreno is Mr. Misery, it wasn't a character or a persona, he's that person to the T.

So I doubt he was joking. William Moreno is a child molester according to himself and his mother's failed polygraphs.

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Re: Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: Zara ()
Date: August 03, 2015 09:02PM

"The tort of defamation refers to a false statement, either spoken ("slander") or written ("libel") that injures someone's reputation. However, some types of false statements are considered so damaging that they are deemed defamatory on their face ("defamation per se")."


Given the fact that William is the one who made the statements that made him seem like a child molester, he is the only one responsible for hurting his reputation.

His reputation was that he's a pedophile. He did that by posting what he posted. Also now that he's gone international in th newspaper, the entire world can make teir own conclusion of what they think about a man who repeatedly posted how he had actually taken indecent liberties with children.

There is nothing he or anyone can do about anybody calling him a child rapist because he himself said he had done so.



"Indications that a person was unchaste or engaged in sexual misconduct"

"Why are you saying he's a child molester?"

"Because he said several times that he had raped children and liked to touch children."

http://injury.findlaw.com/torts-and-personal-injuries/what-is-defamation-per-se-.html



Good luck with that defamation lawsuit!

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Re: Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: got nothin ()
Date: August 03, 2015 09:06PM

Re: fuck me! Posted by: Mr. Misery () Date: July 15, 2011 10:50PM

I just fucked a baby

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/619156/625479.html#msg-625479

Re: What say you good people of FFXU? Posted by: Mr. Misery () Date: July 16, 2011 01:43AM

I raped a baby

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/621151/625583.html#msg-625583

want to fuck a baby up the ass Posted by: Mr. Misery () Date: July 24, 2011 12:23AM

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/632140/633879.html#msg-633879

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark Posted by: Mr. Misery () Date: July 29, 2011 03:02AM

I'm about to fuck a baby in his soft spot.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/636834.html#msg-636834

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Re: Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: tell this to a judge ()
Date: August 03, 2015 09:07PM

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark Posted by: Mr. Misery () Date: July 29, 2011 03:29AM

postpoppunk Wrote: -------------------------------------------------------> I am done for tonight MMisery - have to finish a > freelance design project by morning. > > Have fun - be happy --- Peace

what, you don't wanna help me fuck this baby? we could do double penetration on this toddler bitch. one in each hole. lookit this little slut. she's just beggin' for it. watta fuckin whore.

suck mah dick bee-yotch.....

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Re: Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: tell it all ()
Date: August 03, 2015 09:08PM

Re: help find mr. misery Posted by: Mr. Misery () Date: September 01, 2011 11:12PM

I spent a few days in Jessup for fucking a baby in a no-parking zone. It's all cleared up now. ProVallone bailed me out and paid the ticket.

the baby didn't make it.

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Re: Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: oh boy ()
Date: August 03, 2015 09:09PM

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark Posted by: Mr. Misery () Date: July 29, 2011 12:44AM

I ate out a toddler's asshole tonight.

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Re: Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: ur hit ()
Date: August 03, 2015 09:09PM

Re: What say you good people of FFXU? Posted by: Mr. Misery () Date: July 11, 2011 09:17PM

some children are very fuckable, let's face it

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Re: Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: tata ()
Date: August 03, 2015 09:10PM

Re: touching children Posted by: Mr. Misery () Date: September 12, 2011 11:42PM

I love to touch children.

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Re: Never get smart with a lawyer
Posted by: As TheNorthman would say.....HA! ()
Date: August 03, 2015 09:12PM

Good luck proving someone "else" ruined your already tarnished reputation.

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