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who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: occasional visitor ()
Date: July 31, 2015 01:04AM

I don't hang out here enough to know who this is, but he seeems to be popular on this board.

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: waht ()
Date: July 31, 2015 08:43AM

waht is the meade skeleton

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Lex Truther ()
Date: July 31, 2015 09:18AM

We're all Meade...

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Not Nicole Kidman ()
Date: July 31, 2015 10:21AM

He's a no talent country/gospel singer songwriter based in Richmond.

He's fixated on Nicole Kidman.

He's released a video where he has sex with a stuffed rabbit.

He wears odd costumes such as an Indian headdress, an old fashioned white suit and cowboy hats and boots.

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: It takes a village ()
Date: July 31, 2015 11:46AM

Lex Truther Wrote:
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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: you know ()
Date: July 31, 2015 02:13PM

If you go to Richmond, and eat a Chick-Fil A, he is the guy in the cow costume waiving to you.

Or

If you are in Richmond in March or early April, he is the one outside a strip mall entrance dressed as the Statue of Liberty, dancing around like a fool.

Or

If you read any news on the internet about the Confederate Flag, he will be the one making uneducated posts defending slave owners and the Confederacy.

Or
If you see a man in his 30's eating a Happy Meal, that is most likely Meade.

Meade is a community college drop out, in his mid to late 30's, who thinks the world is jealous of his success.

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: A state of mind ()
Date: July 31, 2015 03:22PM

Meade is a state of being, when the shit has hit the fan and all hope is gone people are known to mutter with desperation: "I'm meaded out and it done look like things are going to get any better", "so long cruel world!!!"

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: July 31, 2015 05:16PM

An obese racist retarded inbred egomaniacal religious hypocrite eunuch, who should have been drowned at birth

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: VerytalentedMeade ()
Date: July 31, 2015 05:53PM

Not Nicole Kidman Wrote:
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> He's a no talent country/gospel singer songwriter
> based in Richmond.
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> He's fixated on Nicole Kidman.
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> He's released a video where he has sex with a
> stuffed rabbit.
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> He wears odd costumes such as an Indian headdress,
> an old fashioned white suit and cowboy hats and
> boots.


He is very talented and came up with a hit song called "Sweet Tea".

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Huh??? ()
Date: July 31, 2015 06:19PM

Goddamn OP! Welcome to the Interwebz! Check out Google.com when you get a moment...it's extremely helpful to your kinds of questions!

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Chris Broderick ()
Date: July 31, 2015 08:12PM

occasional visitor Wrote:
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> I don't hang out here enough to know who this is,
> but he seeems to be popular on this board.


Go on You Tube dude. He is a major fucking star.

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Baldy McVinnie ()
Date: August 01, 2015 08:26AM

$5 haircut
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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: August 01, 2015 10:37AM

Why would the fat sack of estrogen Meade Skeleton waste money on a haircut, when he's got a huge bulging gut, skin lesions, and bad teeth?

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Haircuttery ()
Date: August 01, 2015 12:14PM

Meade is very handsome and talented with a witty sense of humor!
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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Dinner is served ()
Date: August 01, 2015 12:41PM

Haircuttery Wrote:
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> Meade is very handsome and talented with a witty
> sense of humor!


And he is a Knob-gobbler!
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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Mirror mirror ()
Date: August 29, 2015 08:48PM

He has reverse
Body dysmorphic disorder
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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: lametimes ()
Date: August 29, 2015 10:05PM

Mirror mirror Wrote:
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No, that would be Eeesh.

Meade has reverse cool disorder

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: cult figure ()
Date: August 30, 2015 11:04AM

He is what you might describe as a "cult figure", his following extends from the USA to the Slavic countries. In fact his songs have attained #1 on the billboards in such places as Kazakstan and
Slovakian Republic. His international hit "Sweet Tea" was especially popular in Katmandu. He is locally known as the "crazy piano playing Injun".

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: 2short ()
Date: August 30, 2015 11:29AM

Meade got no dick, his nickname is no dick.
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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Bruce the Fag ()
Date: August 30, 2015 12:36PM

If you go to any truck stop around the Richmond area he will pay you for sex. I fucked him in the ass a couple of times and got shit all over my dick. He was nice enough to lick it off for me. If you are straight he will fold his fat into the shape of a pussy and you can fuck it. I got him to autograph my dick.

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 30, 2015 12:38PM

I wonder if he ever reads this forum and just starts crying...

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Zoo Tramp Marie ()
Date: August 30, 2015 03:47PM

Bruce the Fag Wrote:
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> If you go to any truck stop around the Richmond
> area he will pay you for sex. I fucked him in the
> ass a couple of times and got shit all over my
> dick. He was nice enough to lick it off for me. If
> you are straight he will fold his fat into the
> shape of a pussy and you can fuck it. I got him to
> autograph my dick.


That isn't Meade.
That is my gay nephew Milo pretending to be Meade.
He is fat and balding so most of the truckers won't fuck him unless he uses the "I'm Meade Skelton" angle and forks over for cash.

Interestingly enough, Meade Skelton himself sucked him off in the Klo at Barnes and Nobles while Milo was wearing his Meade retard get up.

I suggest you try there to get the real Meade Skelton to nobble yer Gob.

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Zoo Tramp Marie ()
Date: August 30, 2015 03:51PM

If I had a cock, I would think twice before letting the retard with the shark teeth put it in his mouth. He might just take it for another unsuspecting jelly donut.
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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: lovelymeadeskelton ()
Date: August 30, 2015 08:38PM

He's well dressed and well groomed Gentleman and he has a lots of talent and is widely known as a leader in the world of tv and entertainment.
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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: He looks like a rimmer ()
Date: August 30, 2015 11:39PM

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> He's well dressed and well groomed Gentleman and
> he has a lots of talent and is widely known as a
> leader in the world of tv and entertainment.
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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 30, 2015 11:58PM

He looks like a rimmer Wrote:
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> > He's well dressed and well groomed Gentleman
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> > he has a lots of talent and is widely known as
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> > leader in the world of tv and entertainment.
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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: ah hell ()
Date: August 31, 2015 12:04AM

eesh Wrote:
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> > > He's well dressed and well groomed Gentleman
> > and
> > > he has a lots of talent and is widely known
> as
> > a
> > > leader in the world of tv and entertainment.




Holy comb over!

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Just the facts, ma'am ()
Date: August 31, 2015 12:45PM

ah hell Wrote:
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> > > > He's well dressed and well groomed
> Gentleman
> > > and
> > > > he has a lots of talent and is widely known
> > as
> > > a
> > > > leader in the world of tv and
> entertainment.
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>
> Holy comb over!


He has seemed to have noticeably aged in the last year.

What a fucking nose-dive...

If I cared about him, I would say it was a crying shame.
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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: He's a big big man ()
Date: August 31, 2015 02:30PM

Local celebrity, well known for the soulful hit single "Sweet Tea". The High School he graduated summa cum laude has proposed to rename the Assembly Hall after him, the dedication should happen sometime in November, the "Meade Skelton Hall".

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: He uses Grecian Formula ()
Date: August 31, 2015 03:26PM

Just the facts, ma'am Wrote:
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> > > > > He's well dressed and well groomed
> > Gentleman
> > > > and
> > > > > he has a lots of talent and is widely
> known
> > > as
> > > > a
> > > > > leader in the world of tv and
> > entertainment.
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> > Holy comb over!
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> He has seemed to have noticeably aged in the last
> year.
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> What a fucking nose-dive...
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> If I cared about him, I would say it was a crying
> shame.
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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: I respect that man! ()
Date: August 31, 2015 04:29PM

Just a sweet and kind human being. He takes a lot of static but never has criticized anyone who did not have it coming, like those "uppity" old colored negras that worked at that chicken and rib store that Meade is fond of. They had it coming and are probably better people and Christians because of it.

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: WonderfulMeade ()
Date: August 31, 2015 05:11PM

Just the facts, ma'am Wrote:
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> > > > > He's well dressed and well groomed
> > Gentleman
> > > > and
> > > > > he has a lots of talent and is widely
> known
> > > as
> > > > a
> > > > > leader in the world of tv and
> > entertainment.
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> >
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> > Holy comb over!
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> He has seemed to have noticeably aged in the last
> year.
>
> What a fucking nose-dive...
>
> If I cared about him, I would say it was a crying
> shame.


No, he hasn't. And he still looks better than Eeesh.
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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: What a coincidence ()
Date: August 31, 2015 05:44PM

He's a big big man Wrote:
The High School he graduated
> summa cum laude has proposed to rename the
> Assembly Hall after him, the dedication should
> happen sometime in November, the "Meade Skelton
> Hall".

And the Barnes and Noble in Libbie place is going to dedicate a
"Meade Skelton Stall" in the men's room.
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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Meade would make one hell of a ()
Date: August 31, 2015 06:27PM

Meade should abandon that crazy singing career of his that has given him nothing but heartache and focus on something more practical, like a "dog walker". Big bucks await him and he would make one hell of a good looking "dog walker". He could still dabble in the business with the "boys in the band" and call himself: "The piano playing dog walker"

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: rvanewstime ()
Date: August 31, 2015 07:05PM

Meade would make one hell of a Wrote:
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> Meade should abandon that crazy singing career of
> his that has given him nothing but heartache and
> focus on something more practical, like a "dog
> walker". Big bucks await him and he would make
> one hell of a good looking "dog walker". He could
> still dabble in the business with the "boys in the
> band" and call himself: "The piano playing dog
> walker"


Meade seems like a very creative person who wants to do his own thing and I applaud him for that.

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Meade us ()
Date: August 31, 2015 07:10PM

Meade is actually a fantastic dancer, one of the better Tap Dancers in Richmond.

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Whaat? ()
Date: August 31, 2015 07:30PM

2short Wrote:
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> Meade got no dick, his nickname is no dick.


Then Meade is a girl?

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Do I have to explain it again? ()
Date: August 31, 2015 08:24PM

Whaat? Wrote:
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> Then Meade is a girl?

He has a barbie doll or Ken doll crotch depending on what way his gender wind is blowing.

Who knows these days in post Bruce Jenner America.....
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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Summer Wind ()
Date: August 31, 2015 10:38PM

I have very broad shoulders tapered down to a thin, narrow waist - Meade
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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Moonpie Johnson ()
Date: August 31, 2015 11:06PM

He lists his occupation as "Country Singer"

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 01, 2015 02:01AM

Moonpie Johnson Wrote:
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He's an aspiring country singer...

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Aunt Sarah ()
Date: September 01, 2015 03:03AM

eesh Wrote:
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> He's an aspiring country singer in decline...

Fixed.

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Don LaFrito ()
Date: March 01, 2016 11:42PM

Haircuttery Wrote:
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> Meade is very handsome and talented with a witty
> sense of humor!


Meades hair is falling out in clumps again.

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Alphabet Agency #6 Trillion ()
Date: March 01, 2016 11:44PM

This guy doesn't seem that bad. Let's get a bunch of picks of Gerryschizo and compare.

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Actual Fact ()
Date: March 02, 2016 12:03AM

Karen Leiser is a big fan of Meade.
Imagine how that must make Phil feel. Getting sloppy seconds after a 30-something autistic guy who lives in his father's basement and whose professional work attire consists of sandwich boards and cow costume.

Poor Phillip Leiser....
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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Meade = FU Mascot ()
Date: March 02, 2016 12:05AM

I think that describes him best.
We love Meade, even if we hate his music, his videos, his political opinions, his clothes, and everything about him.

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: meadian ()
Date: March 02, 2016 12:13AM

If I saw Meade standing by the side of a road holding a sign I would give him some spare change.

He should hook up with Karen if he hasn't already.

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Got that right ()
Date: March 02, 2016 12:56AM

Meade = FU Mascot Wrote:
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> I think that describes him best.
> We love Meade, even if we hate his music, his
> videos, his political opinions, his clothes, and
> everything about him.


He is a Fucktard, but he is OUR Fucktard...
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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: always room for Meade ()
Date: March 03, 2016 01:16PM

Got that right Wrote:

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> He is a Fucktard, but he is OUR Fucktard...
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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Kewal Paudel 703 624 1878 ()
Date: April 01, 2016 03:02AM

Kewal Paudel 703 624 1878

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Dookie Monster ()
Date: November 20, 2016 12:34PM

greatest man alive

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: November 20, 2016 02:56PM

Haircuttery Wrote:
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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: FizzyFox ()
Date: December 14, 2016 11:33PM

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 14, 2016 11:39PM

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Phil Lacio ()
Date: December 17, 2016 03:10PM

 

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Phil Lacio ()
Date: March 11, 2017 05:09PM

 

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Phil Lacio ()
Date: June 09, 2017 01:53PM

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Neck flab ()
Date: February 16, 2018 08:28PM

He let himself go.
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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Meade's Moobs ()
Date: February 16, 2018 08:33PM

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Faith Hilling ()
Date: February 16, 2018 08:46PM

I always thought Meade could successfully sue Comedy Central for basing Eric Cartman on him.
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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Sleazer Law ()
Date: February 16, 2018 09:08PM

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Did someone say sue?
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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: jayberwanger ()
Date: February 18, 2018 12:02PM

Did he ever complete his building of his new studio? I've always read that Meade is a master utilizing Pro Tools. Meade is so talented. He is a master carpenter, a phenomenal singer, songwriter, and musician.

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: DollyMarton ()
Date: February 18, 2018 12:24PM

jayberwanger Wrote:
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> Did he ever complete his building of his new
> studio? I've always read that Meade is a master
> utilizing Pro Tools. Meade is so talented. He is
> a master carpenter, a phenomenal singer,
> songwriter, and musician.


Like most great artists, he will not be appreciated in his own time.

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Bakersfield Chimp ()
Date: February 18, 2018 02:41PM

DollyMarton Wrote:

> Like most great artists, he will not be
> appreciated in his own time.

So that your line these days Meade?

Meade as the 'suffering misunderstood artist' type. Sorry We understand you all too well.

And nobody chooses to suffer so they no longer click on your videos.
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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: A little bird told me ()
Date: February 18, 2018 08:25PM

Meade has a basement full of his vanity records that nobody wants.

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: speaking of Meade ()
Date: February 18, 2018 08:32PM

Does anyone know how his Chick-Fil-A dancing cow gig is going? Has he managed to get himself fired yet? I'm surprised eesh hasn't followed up on this and brought us a report. (Be kind of cool if Meade got a dancing cow gig for eesh too. They'd be happy, working together.)

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Dsac4545 ()
Date: February 18, 2018 09:57PM

Eesh is madly in love with Meade.

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Posted by: Battle with hipsters ()
Date: February 19, 2018 08:13PM


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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Bear Grylls ()
Date: February 19, 2018 10:52PM

Neck flab Wrote:
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There's that shitty paint job again.

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: the business of music ()
Date: February 19, 2018 11:11PM

VerytalentedMeade Wrote:
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> Not Nicole Kidman Wrote:
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> > He's a no talent country/gospel singer
> songwriter
> > based in Richmond.
> >
> > He's fixated on Nicole Kidman.
> >
> > He's released a video where he has sex with a
> > stuffed rabbit.
> >
> > He wears odd costumes such as an Indian
> headdress,
> > an old fashioned white suit and cowboy hats and
> > boots.
>
>
> He is very talented and came up with a hit song
> called "Sweet Tea".

Define hit....

What chart did it appear on? Did the RIAA certify sales? Is it published by ASCAP, BMI, SEESCAN, or GMR?

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: a clean bill of health ()
Date: February 20, 2018 02:32PM

jayberwanger Wrote:
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> Did he ever complete his building of his new
> studio? I've always read that Meade is a master
> utilizing Pro Tools. Meade is so talented. He is
> a master carpenter, a phenomenal singer,
> songwriter, and musician.

Meade Skelton likes to eat a diet that is rich in potassium.

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Meade ruins everything. ()
Date: February 20, 2018 02:46PM

a clean bill of health Wrote:

> Meade Skelton likes to eat a diet that is rich in
> potassium.


And rich in lard.
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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Lynn Kirkpatrick ()
Date: February 20, 2018 09:23PM

How much does he weigh?
I bet his kitchen is full of junk foods.

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: MakingMeadeGreatAgain ()
Date: February 20, 2018 11:14PM

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> How much does he weigh?
> I bet his kitchen is full of junk foods.

Meade did Vlog about his new healthier eating habits:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZfg1tCPVWg

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Performance artist Meade ()
Date: February 21, 2018 01:39PM

MakingMeadeGreatAgain Wrote:
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> Lynn Kirkpatrick Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How much does he weigh?
> > I bet his kitchen is full of junk foods.
>
> Meade did Vlog about his new healthier eating
> habits:
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZfg1tCPVWg

This video has got to be a joke.

Nobody thinks colon cleanser and a bag of potatoes is anything close to eating healthy.

Nobody puts whole milk yogurt on burritos and think they are eating healthy.

Nobody thinks that heavily sweetened instant oatmeal is a healthy choice because of the benefits of oatmeal.


A case can be made for a low-fat diet having more carbs.

A case can be made for a low-carb diet having more fat.

But Meade seems to think that a low-carb diet in his first course of a meal followed by a low-fat diet in his second course of a meal works just as well as either.


The sad part is that Meade is eating healthier than he used to.
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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: What the fuck? ()
Date: February 21, 2018 02:20PM

Since this might be the last year for Obamacare, Meade should go out and get his stomach stapled.

Even if he isn't getting a subsidy, I'd hate to see how his premiums jump when they start charging for pre-existing conditions again.

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: doing very well for himself ()
Date: February 21, 2018 02:24PM

What the fuck? Wrote:
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> Since this might be the last year for Obamacare,
> Meade should go out and get his stomach stapled.
>
> Even if he isn't getting a subsidy, I'd hate to
> see how his premiums jump when they start charging
> for pre-existing conditions again.


he’s on an all-time high

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Bearer of bad news ()
Date: February 21, 2018 04:21PM

The sad part is that Meade is huge and almost 40.

He's out of breath opening the refrigerator.

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: How long til Pie 'n Ice Cream ()
Date: February 21, 2018 04:56PM

"Nobody puts whole milk yogurt on burritos and think they are eating healthy."

He's basically saying he can't live without sweets and desserts.
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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Dumbonyou ()
Date: February 21, 2018 07:47PM

How long til Pie 'n Ice Cream Wrote:
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> "Nobody puts whole milk yogurt on burritos and
> think they are eating healthy."
>
> He's basically saying he can't live without sweets
> and desserts.


It's fat free Greek yogurt. It adds protein.

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Alessonlearned ()
Date: February 21, 2018 07:51PM

Meade says he eats a salad with grilled chicken, nuts, and apples and light dressing. Sounds pretty healthy to me. He says he has a burrito (okay processed food) but topped with non fat Greek yogurt. He adds nuts to his diet. Nuts are very good for healthy fats and heart health. He is taking supplements such as L Glutamine powder , Psyllium husk, and drinking whey protein shakes. Am I missing something? Sounds like he's eating a good balance of protein and carbs. I think he should be in shape in no time!

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Fuck that fat queer ()
Date: February 21, 2018 08:04PM

Alessonlearned Wrote:
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> Meade says he eats a salad with grilled chicken,
> nuts, and apples and light dressing. Sounds pretty
> healthy to me. He says he has a burrito (okay
> processed food) but topped with non fat Greek
> yogurt. He adds nuts to his diet. Nuts are very
> good for healthy fats and heart health. He is
> taking supplements such as L Glutamine powder ,
> Psyllium husk, and drinking whey protein shakes.
> Am I missing something? Sounds like he's eating a
> good balance of protein and carbs. I think he
> should be in shape in no time!


Who cares, shithead.

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Look close;y ()
Date: February 21, 2018 10:44PM

Alessonlearned Wrote:
He says he has a burrito (okay
> processed food) but topped with non fat Greek
> yogurt.


Actually, the Fage container he shows (and mispronounces)is their whole-milk yogurt.

CAn you see the difference between the two containers?

That brand's whole milk yogurt tastes like whipped cream and that is the reason hipsters flock to it. If one wants whole-milk yogurt that tastes like yogurt stick to Stonybrook.
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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: February 22, 2018 07:36AM

The obesity, sedentary life style , and obvious cluelessness on how to nourish himself makes Meade Skeleton a prime candidate for sudden death due to heart failure as he approaches middle age.

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: DrOz ()
Date: February 22, 2018 11:41AM

Look close;y Wrote:
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> Alessonlearned Wrote:
> He says he has a burrito (okay
> > processed food) but topped with non fat Greek
> > yogurt.
>
>
> Actually, the Fage container he shows (and
> mispronounces)is their whole-milk yogurt.
>
> CAn you see the difference between the two
> containers?
>
> That brand's whole milk yogurt tastes like whipped
> cream and that is the reason hipsters flock to it.
> If one wants whole-milk yogurt that tastes like
> yogurt stick to Stonybrook.


It's been proven that whole milk is actually better for you than skim or "low fat" milk. This is true for people on high protein diets especially

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Peter Frampton ()
Date: January 05, 2022 05:20PM

Has there been any talk about Meade releasing a live album?

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Live album ()
Date: January 05, 2022 06:03PM

I haven’t heard anything but knowing Meade he will come out with one to please his legion of fans, and allow people who can’t travel to one of his live shows to still enjoy the experience

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Doesn't look good... ()
Date: January 05, 2022 06:14PM

Doesn't Meade have to play a live concert in order to record a live album?

"Meade Skelton-live from a preppers swap meet."

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: XHLTJ ()
Date: January 06, 2022 01:25AM

I thought he was a butt pirate.

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: That isn't true... ()
Date: January 06, 2022 02:17PM

XHLTJ Wrote:
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> I thought he was a butt pirate.


That is an open question until Meade actually has sex for the first time.

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: dietician ()
Date: January 06, 2022 03:07PM

Fuck that fat queer Wrote:
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> Alessonlearned Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Meade says he eats a salad with grilled
> chicken,
> > nuts, and apples and light dressing. Sounds
> pretty
> > healthy to me. He says he has a burrito (okay
> > processed food) but topped with non fat Greek
> > yogurt. He adds nuts to his diet. Nuts are very
> > good for healthy fats and heart health. He is
> > taking supplements such as L Glutamine powder ,
> > Psyllium husk, and drinking whey protein
> shakes.
> > Am I missing something? Sounds like he's eating
> a
> > good balance of protein and carbs. I think he
> > should be in shape in no time!
>
>
He has the right nutritional plan. Now if your hero can apply cardiophysicall activities like running,weight training, medicine ball, even Square Dancing is a good means of burning up those calories. Obviously this guy Meade, whoever he is, is travelling in the right direction of 2022.

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Whatever, I do what I want... ()
Date: January 06, 2022 05:48PM

dietician Wrote:
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> He has the right nutritional plan. Now if your
> hero can apply cardiophysicall activities like
> running,weight training, medicine ball, even
> Square Dancing is a good means of burning up those
> calories. Obviously this guy Meade, whoever he
> is, is travelling in the right direction of 2022.

Meade has lots of plans and claims he is going to lose weight this time.
He loses a few pounds and then gains it back and gets even fatter.

Maybe this time will be different. But being skeptical at this point is natural.

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Mossapart publishing ()
Date: January 06, 2022 06:22PM

Meade is a native son of the old South, as Dixie as cornbread, a great admirer of the Civil War Southern General Robert Lee. He holds an Associate of Science degree from a prestigious nearby college, Meade is skilled in multiple musical instruments and a author of many music collections. Meade is a gentleman, and athlete, a defender of his faith, and just an all around 'good ole boy', beloved by many and respected by all. excerpt from "Notable Southern Families".

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Here is a question... ()
Date: January 06, 2022 06:41PM

Mossapart publishing Wrote:
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> Meade is a native son of the old South, as Dixie
> as cornbread, a great admirer of the Civil War
> Southern General Robert Lee. He holds an
> Associate of Science degree from a prestigious
> nearby college, Meade is skilled in multiple
> musical instruments and a author of many music
> collections. Meade is a gentleman, and athlete, a
> defender of his faith, and just an all around
> 'good ole boy', beloved by many and respected by
> all. excerpt from "Notable Southern Families".


Then why can't Meade support himself and has to mooch off the government?

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Meade is different ()
Date: January 06, 2022 06:47PM

and being different can be very lonely. Please understand and judge not

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: What are you talking about now? ()
Date: January 06, 2022 06:56PM

Meade is different Wrote:
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> and being different can be very lonely. Please
> understand and judge not

People tend to avoid snowflakes.

Perhaps if Meade got a full-time job for once in his life, people wouldn't think of him so much as a parasite.

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: What are you talking about now? ()
Date: January 06, 2022 06:56PM

Meade is different Wrote:
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> and being different can be very lonely. Please
> understand and judge not

People tend to avoid snowflakes.

Perhaps if Meade got a full-time job for once in his life, people wouldn't think of him so much as a parasite.

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Notable Southern Families? ()
Date: January 06, 2022 07:00PM

Mossapart publishing Wrote:
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> Meade is a native son of the old South, as Dixie
> as cornbread, a great admirer of the Civil War
> Southern General Robert Lee. He holds an
> Associate of Science degree from a prestigious
> nearby college, Meade is skilled in multiple
> musical instruments and a author of many music
> collections. Meade is a gentleman, and athlete, a
> defender of his faith, and just an all around
> 'good ole boy', beloved by many and respected by
> all. excerpt from "Notable Southern Families".


meade got his Associate Degree?

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: Meade is a lying sack of crap. ()
Date: January 06, 2022 07:31PM

Notable Southern Families? Wrote:
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> Mossapart publishing Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Meade is a native son of the old South, as
> Dixie
> > as cornbread, a great admirer of the Civil War
> > Southern General Robert Lee. He holds an
> > Associate of Science degree from a prestigious
> > nearby college, Meade is skilled in multiple
> > musical instruments and a author of many music
> > collections. Meade is a gentleman, and athlete,
> a
> > defender of his faith, and just an all around
> > 'good ole boy', beloved by many and respected
> by
> > all. excerpt from "Notable Southern Families".
>
>
> meade got his Associate Degree?

That is Meade's newest lie he thinks will fool his father.

Can you think about how horrible it must be for a parent to raise such a failure?

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Re: who the hell is this Meade Skelton
Posted by: family bought him grad presents ()
Date: January 06, 2022 07:55PM

Did meade tell his father he had graduated? Good thing his dad doesn't watch his vee-lawgs.

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