So I just moved here to VA from western PA.

Is it just me, or does bread go soggy pretty quickly down here? Is it the humidity? Is it the altitude? What the hell is up with this and how can I prevent/slow it?

GO Pens.

It is just you

definitely just you. idiot

Go to The Container Store in Tysons Corner and spend as much money as you can on a fancy air-tight container. Problem solved.

Soggy, WTF?
Do you store your bread in the dish washer?

Do you live in a swamp?

Maybe you meant dried out, like normal bread.

Fuck.

I have had the same experience.

My bread goes soggy like in two days. I just moved over here from the boon-docks of West Virginia.

I mean - what the f* is going on?

I am being honest here, jack-offs.

Please write back to me.



Your friend,

Amos

Its just you. My weed stays drys for weeks.

if you really are from the 'Burgh area quit being such a jagg'off about soggy bread. Go Don yer local shop, buy some beers or pop and shut the fuck up a'ready.

LOL- it's actually: "if yinz are from the 'Burgh."


Judge Crater Wrote:
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> if you really are from the 'Burgh area quit being
> such a jagg'off about soggy bread. Go Don yer
> local shop, buy some beers or pop and shut the
> fuck up a'ready.

lets clarify the t...

OH I get it, you're a troll.

Damn I fall for the ol' 'I got soggy bread' posts every time.

Damn, is this the faggot forum or what?

Every one go back to their hung-lovers and leave this thread alone already.

Don't forget to fix the ruf and go wading in the crick.

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MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Don't forget to fix the ruf and go wading in the
> crick.


and then Yinz can do the WARSH

My bread does that too. Seriously, WTF.

I really need to red up my apartment.

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Gonna drink a cupla ahrn's den head dahn Sahside fer some Permanees




MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I really need to red up my apartment.

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I really need to red up my apartment.


Ha ha! I had to think about that for a minute.

http://www.pittsburghese.com

In all fairness, it's not just Yinzers who say "red up". People on the other side of PA say that too. Same thing with the word "warsh", the real townies in Philly also say that.

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> In all fairness, it's not just Yinzers who say
> "red up". People on the other side of PA say that
> too. Same thing with the word "warsh", the real
> townies in Philly also say that.


Why dhant yinz take it dhan a thasand!

Melissa Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
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> > I really need to red up my apartment.
>
>
> Ha ha! I had to think about that for a minute.
>
> http://www.pittsburghese.com

When I opened that site and saw "We're not too nebby," I laughed out loud. I haven't heard that expression in twelve years.

I also pronounce the word "measure" as "mayzure."

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MrMephisto Wrote:
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> When I opened that site and saw "We're not too
> nebby," I laughed out loud. I haven't heard that
> expression in twelve years.
>
> I also pronounce the word "measure" as "mayzure."

*snicker*

Does your Pittsburghese come out more after you've been drinking? If so, I'll bet you're a GREAT party favor! ;o)

Reminds me of that scene in My Cousin Vinny where he says, "... the two yoots."

under gutcheez. LMAO my grandma from Pittsburgh used to say that. Thank god she is the only PA relative I have. Everyone else moved the hell away in the 80s

Melissa Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
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>
> > When I opened that site and saw "We're not too
> > nebby," I laughed out loud. I haven't heard
> that
> > expression in twelve years.
> >
> > I also pronounce the word "measure" as
> "mayzure."
>
> *snicker*
>
> Does your Pittsburghese come out more after you've
> been drinking? If so, I'll bet you're a GREAT
> party favor! ;o)
>
> Reminds me of that scene in My Cousin Vinny where
> he says, "... the two yoots."

On occasion, it does. I lost most of it because I got sick of explaining what I was saying. I had the following conversation no less than 1,247 times:

"What are you doing?"

"I'm about to go redd up my dorm."

"You're going to do what?"

"Redd it up."

"What the fuck is that?"

"Clean it, you stupid asshole!"

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MrMephisto Wrote:
>>> I also pronounce the word "measure" as "mayzure."


Please don't tell me you still use the terms "pop", "tennis shoes", and "gumbands".

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Melissa Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MrMephisto Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > > When I opened that site and saw "We're not
> too
> > > nebby," I laughed out loud. I haven't heard
> > that
> > > expression in twelve years.
> > >
> > > I also pronounce the word "measure" as
> > "mayzure."
> >
> > *snicker*
> >
> > Does your Pittsburghese come out more after
> you've
> > been drinking? If so, I'll bet you're a GREAT
> > party favor! ;o)
> >
> > Reminds me of that scene in My Cousin Vinny
> where
> > he says, "... the two yoots."
>
> On occasion, it does. I lost most of it because I
> got sick of explaining what I was saying. I had
> the following conversation no less than 1,247
> times:
>
> "What are you doing?"
>
> "I'm about to go redd up my dorm."
>
> "You're going to do what?"
>
> "Redd it up."
>
> "What the fuck is that?"
>
> "Clean it, you stupid asshole!"


BAAAHAHAHA! Yeah, that could get annoying.

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> >>> I also pronounce the word "measure" as
> "mayzure."
>
>
> Please don't tell me you still use the terms
> "pop", "tennis shoes", and "gumbands".

No, yes, and no.

Funny story about "pop," though. I worked with a guy from Maine who said one night, "I'm going to get a pop." The rest of the shop laughed at his bumpkin dialect, and he said, "listen assholes, when you pull the tab on a can, it goes 'pop.' It doesn't go 'sssssssssssodaaaaaaa.'"

On the rare occasion that it slips out now, I feel justified using it. But again, it's mostly slipped out of my vocabulary because dumb Virginians and those that no habla bueno english didn't understand what I was saying half the time.

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Before I knew the whole Burgh dialect, I had a co-worker (a real yinzer) who asked me if he "could wear tennis shoes" around the office. I asked him if he played tennis, and he was like "no, I don't play tennis". I didn't know what the fuck he was talking about, and he was like "ya know, tennis shoes, like Nike's". I seriously thought there was something wrong with him.


MrMephisto Wrote:
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> > Please don't tell me you still use the terms
> > "pop", "tennis shoes", and "gumbands".
>
> No, yes, and no.

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> LOL- it's actually: "if yinz are from the
> 'Burgh."
>
>
> Judge Crater Wrote:
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> > if you really are from the 'Burgh area quit
> being
> > such a jagg'off about soggy bread. Go Don yer
> > local shop, buy some beers or pop and shut the
> > fuck up a'ready.

it is "yenz" not "yinz'

It's yinz or yunz. Definately not yenz.

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> TheMeeper Wrote:
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> > MrMephisto Wrote:
> > >>> I also pronounce the word "measure" as
> > "mayzure."
> >
> >
> > Please don't tell me you still use the terms
> > "pop", "tennis shoes", and "gumbands".
>
> No, yes, and no.
>
> Funny story about "pop," though. I worked with a
> guy from Maine who said one night, "I'm going to
> get a pop." The rest of the shop laughed at his
> bumpkin dialect, and he said, "listen assholes,
> when you pull the tab on a can, it goes 'pop.' It
> doesn't go 'sssssssssssodaaaaaaa.'"
>
> On the rare occasion that it slips out now, I feel
> justified using it. But again, it's mostly
> slipped out of my vocabulary because dumb
> Virginians and those that no habla bueno english
> didn't understand what I was saying half the time.

Hmmm... maybe it's the northerner in me, but I say tennis shoes, too. Could be that my family's from Michigan where they also say "pop."

Good story! The guy has a point!

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Before I knew the whole Burgh dialect, I had a
> co-worker (a real yinzer) who asked me if he
> "could wear tennis shoes" around the office. I
> asked him if he played tennis, and he was like
> "no, I don't play tennis". I didn't know what the
> fuck he was talking about, and he was like "ya
> know, tennis shoes, like Nike's". I seriously
> thought there was something wrong with him.
>
>
> MrMephisto Wrote:
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> > > Please don't tell me you still use the terms
> > > "pop", "tennis shoes", and "gumbands".
> >
> > No, yes, and no.

Well, they're certainly not sneakers. That style of footwear is much better suited for tennis, not sneaking.

I think I would have too much man-pride to call them "athletic shoes" in polite company.

Also, I'm surprised that nobody's brought up "chipped ham" yet. Apparently, this is also a Western PA thing.

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;l



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MrMephisto Wrote:
>>> Also, I'm surprised that nobody's brought up "chipped ham" yet. Apparently, this is also a Western PA thing.


Haha. My one friend actually calls it "chip-chop ham". I'm not sure what the equivalent term is outside of W PA, "ham salad" or "deviled ham", maybe?

One of the funnier local foods up there.... there is a bar up on Mt. Washington that serves fried baloney sandwiches. It's sorta all chopped up like steak sandwich meat, and smothered with cheese. It's actually pretty good.

Ya'l mus tawlk funy up'a yonder. Us'ns down yonder'n Kintuky aint got no
acceeyunt. Fergit th' sodypop, gimme a hit'a shine.

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> >>> Also, I'm surprised that nobody's brought up
> "chipped ham" yet. Apparently, this is also a
> Western PA thing.
>
>
> Haha. My one friend actually calls it "chip-chop
> ham". I'm not sure what the equivalent term is
> outside of W PA, "ham salad" or "deviled ham",
> maybe?
>
> One of the funnier local foods up there.... there
> is a bar up on Mt. Washington that serves fried
> baloney sandwiches. It's sorta all chopped up
> like steak sandwich meat, and smothered with
> cheese. It's actually pretty good.


Monkey meat sammich! Num num num!

What was the sandwich called where you fried chipped ham in ketchup?

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Yuk, never heard of that. I'm from the far eastern side of the state, and we didn't have stuff like that (although there is alot of weird shit there, too). I mostly just know western PA because I have alot of friends from there and visit the Burgh occassionally.

The idea of frying something in ketchup sorta grosses me out.


MrMephisto Wrote:
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> What was the sandwich called where you fried
> chipped ham in ketchup?

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Yuk, never heard of that. I'm from the far
> eastern side of the state, and we didn't have
> stuff like that (although there is alot of weird
> shit there, too). I mostly just know western PA
> because I have alot of friends from there and
> visit the Burgh occassionally.
>
> The idea of frying something in ketchup sorta
> grosses me out.
>
>
> MrMephisto Wrote:
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> > What was the sandwich called where you fried
> > chipped ham in ketchup?

These recipes have more ingredients than my family used, but the gist is the same:

http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Pittsburgh-Chipped-Ham-Barbecues/Detail.aspx
http://www.angelfire.com/pa/sixtysixpens/recipe2.html

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I was born in Ind. and still say pop, tennis shoe, and eat fried baloney and onion sandwiches. Does anyone remember eating "city chicken". I remember it was something on a stick and mom would fry it in a pan?

You were born in India? I thought they said "murgh makhani," "beedis", and "mateer pulao."

In India, the gray moose is considered a very sacred and blessed animal.

It's a fucking tennis shoe.

What do you call them? Sneakers? Do you go sneaking when you wear them? God damn you !!!!!

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> TheMeeper Wrote:
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> > Yuk, never heard of that. I'm from the far
> > eastern side of the state, and we didn't have
> > stuff like that (although there is alot of
> weird
> > shit there, too). I mostly just know western
> PA
> > because I have alot of friends from there and
> > visit the Burgh occassionally.
> >
> > The idea of frying something in ketchup sorta
> > grosses me out.
> >
> >
> > MrMephisto Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > What was the sandwich called where you fried
> > > chipped ham in ketchup?
>
> These recipes have more ingredients than my family
> used, but the gist is the same:
>
> http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Pittsburgh-Chipped-Ha
> m-Barbecues/Detail.aspx
> http://www.angelfire.com/pa/sixtysixpens/recipe2.h
> tml


That sounds good, too. Damn it, I'm hungry. GROWL!

Anyone remember those frozen boxes of Chicken a la King that were boil in the bag? That was some good shit! Maybe it was a midwest thing.

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No. Perhaps it was a fat girl thing instead?

Patty McFatty Wrote:
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> No. Perhaps it was a fat girl thing instead?


Oh boy! You sure told me!

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I did. Who the fuck says "GROWL" anyway?

Jesus Tapdancing Christ, McFatty.

All of you bow before me, for I am a sacred and blessed animal.



LOL


Re: Soggy Bread?? WTF? new
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: May 26, 2009 03:48PM


In India, the gray moose is considered a very sacred and blessed animal.

And I was born in Indiana not India, nor am I a Manager of a 7-11,dry cleaners, or gas station.

Thank you, come again

these melissa posts read just like themuse posts. probably the same person.

observation Wrote:
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> these melissa posts read just like themuse posts.
> probably the same person.


i have never had a conversation with meph about pennsylvania in my life.
i've never had a conversation with anyone about pennsylvania in my life.


why the fixation?
have i not hit on you?

keep fixating, pussy.

yeefuckinghaw

Blech Wrote:
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> So I just moved here to VA from western PA.
>
> Is it just me, or does bread go soggy pretty
> quickly down here? Is it the humidity? Is it the
> altitude? What the hell is up with this and how
> can I prevent/slow it?
>
> GO Pens.


Soggy bread should suit you just fine considering you probably have no teeth left.

Soggy bread can be a lifesaver for those cold lonely nights.

I buy in bulk and store in freezer untill ready to use.
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