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Ever walk in on your girl pooping? Do you poop in front of her?
Posted by: Happy husband ()
Date: July 09, 2015 11:53AM

Share your stories. My girl has her own bathroom that I never go in so I can't comment

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Re: Ever walk in on your girl pooping? Do you poop in front of her?
Posted by: Wife does not poop or pee ()
Date: July 09, 2015 12:53PM

My wife swore to me when we married that she does not poop or pee.

In 16 years I have no knowledge that she has done either.

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Re: Ever walk in on your girl pooping? Do you poop in front of her?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: July 09, 2015 12:55PM

Where does the food go?

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Re: Ever walk in on your girl pooping? Do you poop in front of her?
Posted by: She's 5'9" and wears a size 0! ()
Date: July 09, 2015 12:59PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Where does the food go?

It's odd, I know, but she doesn't really eat much.

Although whenever she does "have a nibble" as she calls it, she always excuses herself afterwards and heads for the bathroom. It's alittle strange.

But, whatever her diet consists of, it's worked great!

She's 5'9" and wears a size 0!

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Re: Ever walk in on your girl pooping? Do you poop in front of her?
Posted by: Seperate bathroom ()
Date: August 20, 2015 03:02PM

Is the answer

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Re: Ever walk in on your girl pooping? Do you poop in front of her?
Posted by: b3eXc ()
Date: August 20, 2015 03:09PM

I wait till my wife is in the shower. Then I drop logs. Nothing like steamed shit smell in her nostrils to start the day. Sometimes she pukes. I laugh and get on with my day. Precious moments....

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Re: Ever walk in on your girl pooping? Do you poop in front of her?
Posted by: Virgin is obvious ()
Date: August 20, 2015 03:11PM

b3eXc Wrote:
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> I wait till my wife is in the shower. Then I drop
> logs. Nothing like steamed shit smell in her
> nostrils to start the day. Sometimes she pukes.
> I laugh and get on with my day. Precious
> moments....

Choad

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Re: Ever walk in on your girl pooping? Do you poop in front of her?
Posted by: It's best if you smoke ()
Date: August 29, 2015 07:30AM

b3eXc Wrote:
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> I wait till my wife is in the shower. Then I drop
> logs. Nothing like steamed shit smell in her
> nostrils to start the day. Sometimes she pukes.
> I laugh and get on with my day. Precious
> moments....


a cigar while doing this, and make sure curry is cooking on the stove.

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Re: Ever walk in on your girl pooping? Do you poop in front of her?
Posted by: M0nique ()
Date: August 29, 2015 07:56AM

I have a poop fetish.

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Re: Ever walk in on your girl pooping? Do you poop in front of her?
Posted by: GerryPoopshooter2 ()
Date: August 29, 2015 08:30AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Where does the food go?


Only GerryTard2 would have to ask. What a fucking moron.

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Re: Ever walk in on your girl pooping? Do you poop in front of her?
Posted by: log floater ()
Date: August 29, 2015 09:28AM

It should be a building code that all homes have a minimum of one full and two half baths. Trying to live in a one bathroom house is disgusting unless you live alone.

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