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Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: meadestory1 ()
Date: July 06, 2015 03:24PM

This has gone on long enough for years, and I'm hoping we can move on from this

Years ago, I first came here looking for an events calendar in the Northern Virginia area. I found fairfax underground.

I posted under the name "robert" and some times "musicloverva". I made the mistake of promoting my music and it annoyed people. I really didn't post much after 2009, but several people were copying my writing style and trying to pretend to be me inciting more hatred. I'm really sorry that I posted about my music so much and said unflattering things about Northern Virginia. I never intended to cause pain or hurt to anyone.

Let me address some other issues:

I have chronic lyme disease which makes it more difficult for me to maintain a healthy weight. I have lost weight before but gained some back. i try to exercise and maintain a good diet. In the fall of 2012 I got very close to normal range body fat and I posted some pictures of me in swim trunks. I realized later that was inappropriate. They were on my flickr and i removed them but people copied them . Sorry about that

Lyme disease also makes my hair fall out in patches which is why I some times look like I am balding. I do not suffer from male pattern baldness, however, and my hair usually grows back. Its a condition known is alopecia areata. Its very embarrassing, but I can't do much about it. Compared to most men my age, I have a fairly good head of hair.

I plan to get medications to help me control my weight.

I do not think I am a great singer/songwriter/piano player but I just love doing it, and I want to go as far as I can.

I am a high functioning autistic with makes it difficult for me in social situations. I do live at home with my dad and I am helping take care of him. Having autism makes it much harder for me to hold a full time job. That also with my chronic lyme disease (which includes fibromyalgia and fatigue) makes it more difficult.

I enjoy singing and songwriting, and even if it doesn't appeal to some, I won't be giving that up any time soon. I enjoy little achievements like getting on local tv, and I won't be a big star.

My goal is to get a part time job and be able to get someone famous to record one of my songs, or at least get to sing on National TV one day

I don't care about my age or getting older. I was very unhappy as a young adult and being older means being more free

Yes, I am a virgin, but I am a Christian. I do plan to get married someday and have children. Its up to God.

thanks for reading, and God Bless!

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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: ye3CK ()
Date: July 06, 2015 03:39PM

Do your thing, dude. You don't need the approval of anyone on here. Best of luck to you

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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: Hi Meade. ()
Date: July 06, 2015 04:24PM

Screw these nincompoops and ner-do-wells on this site that put you down. Think of it as a cowardly act and give it no credence what so ever. I've been battling these monkeys for years and they are tough guys when and only when it is under a safe anon moniker. Case in point: "Miz". Big tough hobo when he was a regular here, but someone insulted him and he got everybody from the FBI to the District Attorney involved. I say "Screw them if they can't take a joke".. You're good people.

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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: Why I ()
Date: July 06, 2015 04:40PM

Hi Meade. Wrote:
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> Screw these nincompoops and ner-do-wells on this
> site that put you down. Think of it as a cowardly
> act and give it no credence what so ever. I've
> been battling these monkeys, for years and they are
> tough guys when and only when it is under a safe
> anon moniker. Case in point: "Miz". Big tough
> hobo when he was a regular here, but someone
> insulted him and he got everybody from the FBI to
> the District Attorney involved. I say "Screw them
> if they can't take a joke".. You're good people.


MONKEYS!????? Oh.... now you've done and crossed the line.

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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: smegma the clown ()
Date: July 06, 2015 04:42PM

Is it EESH or Miz doing this great Meade impersonation?


""I posted under the name "robert" and some times "musicloverva". I made the mistake of promoting my music and it annoyed people. I really didn't post much after 2009, but several people were copying my writing style and trying to pretend to be me inciting more hatred. I'm really sorry that I posted about my music so much and said unflattering things about Northern Virginia. I never intended to cause pain or hurt to anyone.""


Maybe it is the genius behind "Dookie Monster" on the music discussion forums on Amazon?

OR what about the fucktard "RVAbread22" on IDBM who sends to white supremacists sites and links the Disney Channel?


What a Hoot.....
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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: this ain't no meade ()
Date: July 06, 2015 05:31PM

This ain't no meade, meade deleted his tumblr because he got too nervous with heart palpitations and panic attacks and the Hersey squirts because of a nervous tummy. No way would he come here!!!

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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 06, 2015 05:35PM

ye3CK Wrote:
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> Do your thing, dude. You don't need the approval
> of anyone on here. Best of luck to you

+1

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: Bizaro by Pitaro ()
Date: July 06, 2015 05:53PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> ye3CK Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Do your thing, dude. You don't need the
> approval
> > of anyone on here. Best of luck to you
>
> +1


-1 = 0

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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: meade lover ()
Date: July 06, 2015 06:08PM

Your cool Meade, you do your own thing and that deserves respect

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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: HairGone ()
Date: July 06, 2015 06:12PM

Meade is many
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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: Like eesh.... ()
Date: July 06, 2015 06:18PM

Meade doesn't live in NOVA and is doing what he enjoys. Unlike eesh, he isn't immature and causing trouble.

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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: Alopecia ()
Date: July 06, 2015 06:19PM

Dermatologist can give injections for alopecia areata, a steroid is injected into the bald patch.

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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: How would you like to have.. ()
Date: July 06, 2015 06:48PM

I got Alopecia Universal: hair no where, no hair on balls/legs/arms head, no eyebrows, no eyelashes, not even hair in nostrils. What you have is nothing, you should thank God instead of bitching.

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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: Oregon Trail ()
Date: July 06, 2015 07:19PM

Meade,
you are wasting your time in battles you cannot win where you live.

There are many lovely Christian Identity Groups here in the Pacific Northwest that would welcome a troubadour like yourself to join up and give us a musical voice.

As far as the coloreds go, still not a whole lot of them.
In fact, most bigfoot sightings have been confirmed to be afro-Americans since they are such a rare sight around here that people don't know what to think when they see one in the wild.

From Boise to Tillamook county, you would fit right in.

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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: Bakersfield Chimp ()
Date: July 06, 2015 07:56PM

Why I Wrote:

> MONKEYS!????? Oh.... now you've done and crossed
> the line.

Damn right, CHIMPS... not monkeys CHIMPS
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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: Hey Hey Monkees ()
Date: July 06, 2015 08:05PM

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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: Dog City ()
Date: July 06, 2015 08:08PM

Why is this dude so hung up on his hair? Women hate that shit. You either got it or you don't.

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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: NippleChuck ()
Date: July 06, 2015 10:06PM

Meade why do you always post anon? Everyone knows who you are by all the best Botox of you posted here. I admit I've called you a ball gargle on more than one occasion and I suppose that's mean so sorry if I offended. If you are coming clean then register and be part of the team. Oh and BTW taking care of the old man is some stand up shit. Hats off to you...

Nip

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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: KXLnu ()
Date: July 06, 2015 10:16PM

>I am a high functioning autistic with makes it difficult for me in social situations

I wouldn't go as far as high. Let's just say functioning.

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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: It takes a village ()
Date: July 07, 2015 01:41AM

KXLnu Wrote:
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> >I am a high functioning autistic with makes it
> difficult for me in social situations
>
> I wouldn't go as far as high. Let's just say
> functioning.


Meade claims to have Asperger's syndrome.
Some experts think it is a high-functioning form of autism.

There, of course, are those who think that Meade is just faking it like his role model Eric Cartman.
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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: good point ()
Date: July 07, 2015 10:08AM

NippleChuck Wrote:
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> Meade why do you always post anon? Everyone knows
> who you are by all the best Botox of you posted
> here. I admit I've called you a ball gargle on
> more than one occasion and I suppose that's mean
> so sorry if I offended. If you are coming clean
> then register and be part of the team. Oh and BTW
> taking care of the old man is some stand up shit.
> Hats off to you...
>
> Nip

He'd make a great addition to the "mixed can of nuts" we have here already.

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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: Pretend Meade ()
Date: July 07, 2015 10:16AM

"Hi this is Meade, I wrote some unflattering things about middle aged negros being uppity and angry all the time that I want to address. I was wrong for saying this, what I meant to say was that it was the younger generation of negros that were uppity. I stand corrected."

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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: Hairblessed ()
Date: July 07, 2015 02:14PM

Meade actually has great hair. In some pictures he reminds me of a white John Stamos.

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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: No Way needle dick ()
Date: July 07, 2015 02:19PM

Hairblessed Wrote:
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> Meade actually has great hair. In some pictures he
> reminds me of a white John Stamos.


He is handsome no doubt. However in that lumber jack shirt he reminds me a little of Ed Gein. All he needs is the lumber jack hat. Meade I kid you ;) :), you're a good spot, like Mr Misery was.

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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: Nike wearing Faggot ()
Date: July 07, 2015 03:41PM

No Way needle dick Wrote:
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However in that lumber
> jack shirt he reminds me a little of Ed Gein. All
> he needs is the lumber jack hat. Meade I kid you
> ;) :), you're a good spot, like Mr Misery was.


He looks like a Diesel Dyke.

Of course, Meade would never say
"I kissed a girl and I liked it"
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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: lololol ()
Date: July 07, 2015 04:00PM

"Thousand yard stare" must have been in "Project Hastings"

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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: Oregon Trailer Trash ()
Date: July 07, 2015 06:30PM

Tillamook County would welcome Meade with open arms.
White Supremacy , Cheese, inbreeding.

what more could a guy like Meade ask for?
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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: Tillamook Meade ()
Date: July 07, 2015 08:05PM

Oregon Trailer Trash Wrote:
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> Tillamook County would welcome Meade with open
> arms.
> White Supremacy , Cheese, inbreeding.
>
> what more could a guy like Meade ask for?

Since his last name is not Hurliman, he would be a catch.

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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: Tumbla ()
Date: July 08, 2015 09:03AM

Did Meade deactivate his latest attempt at a music blog?

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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: Mark Slaughter ()
Date: July 09, 2015 11:24AM

Reach for the Sky Meade!! Your a great artist.

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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: big error ()
Date: July 09, 2015 01:22PM

Meade please return and continue your postings on tumblar site. We enjoyed that site and what you had to say about life in general very much. Some of your posts were very profound, being both well expressed and showing deep insight, illuminating to say the least. I wish the folks on this site would take the time to have read them, they would have come away with a whole new opinion and respect for you. Keep up the good work. Your friends and fellow bloggers Tyler and Candice.

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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: Mark Slaughter ()
Date: July 10, 2015 06:03PM

Meade you're an awesome artist. We need you on Tumblar, Myspace, Facebook, and all the above. You have set the standard for musicians in Virgina.

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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: Blog this ()
Date: July 10, 2015 08:13PM

big error Wrote:
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> Meade please return and continue your postings on
> tumblar site. We enjoyed that site and what you
> had to say about life in general very much. Some
> of your posts were very profound, being both well
> expressed and showing deep insight, illuminating
> to say the least. I wish the folks on this site
> would take the time to have read them, they would
> have come away with a whole new opinion and
> respect for you. Keep up the good work. Your
> friends and fellow bloggers Tyler and Candice.
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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: dredscott ()
Date: July 11, 2015 01:07AM

I can't wait for the Lifetime movie.

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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: Casting Couch ()
Date: July 11, 2015 01:41PM

dredscott Wrote:
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> I can't wait for the Lifetime movie.


The commercials could scream:

"THE ROLE CHAZ B"ONO WAS BORN TO PLAY
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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: Meade you're good ()
Date: July 11, 2015 04:31PM

You have the makings of another Pat Boone, in fact you look like him. Focus on him and performing his hits, he just put one out called: "Clean Water" it is on Youtube.

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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: MadMaxi ()
Date: July 11, 2015 05:43PM

"Dammit I'm the best singer in Richmond!"
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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: Meade is a Peeper ()
Date: July 12, 2015 01:23AM

What Meade peeps at with his Meade......
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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: PeopleWatcher ()
Date: August 08, 2015 05:39AM

You funny looking grease-ball.

You are clueless, boy.

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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: It's cold outside ()
Date: November 25, 2015 06:05PM

Hairblessed Wrote:
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> Meade actually has great hair. In some pictures he
> reminds me of a white John Stamos.
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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: Meade shines ()
Date: November 25, 2015 06:40PM

Notice that no photos of Meade have been posted for a long time. Prepare yourselves, Meade has been working out, has shaved his head and is looking pretty good. When I last saw Meade, a few days ago, he appears to have underwent a complete transformation. Every see those before and after photos of boys who got sand kicked in their face and made a commitment to do something about it? Unfucking believable. He looks a little like that old wrestler Steve Austin. I give him a lot of credit, he has gumption and determination coupled with discipline, a new Meade for 2016.

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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: A little bird told me ()
Date: November 25, 2015 08:41PM

Meade shines Wrote:
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> Notice that no photos of Meade have been posted
> for a long time. Prepare yourselves, Meade has
> been working out, has shaved his head and is
> looking pretty good. When I last saw Meade, a few
> days ago, he appears to have underwent a complete
> transformation. Every see those before and after
> photos of boys who got sand kicked in their face
> and made a commitment to do something about it?
> Unfucking believable. He looks a little like that
> old wrestler Steve Austin. I give him a lot of
> credit, he has gumption and determination coupled
> with discipline, a new Meade for 2016.


I heard he is in Copenhagen getting the sex change....

After that great Boob Job he got a few months age, he is going whole Hog..........
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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: Phil Lacio ()
Date: December 21, 2016 10:26PM

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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: VNheU ()
Date: March 22, 2017 02:41PM

VNheU

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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: Family friend ()
Date: July 24, 2017 08:30PM

Meade is a bald fat pig.

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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: imposters ()
Date: July 24, 2017 08:40PM

I do not for one minute believe that Meade authored this thread. Meade, if you read this, we love you and your moobs. Keep flexin' big boy, and good luck with your fan Karen. We know you are a much better catch than Phillip Leiser!
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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: Pig woman ()
Date: February 19, 2018 12:27PM

What a dazed effeminate
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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: Hello Pig woman ()
Date: February 19, 2018 12:36PM

Pig woman Wrote:
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> What a dazed effeminate


Sharon, it is good to see you posting again over the apt screenname 'Pig Woman'.

Here are a couple of my favorite photos of you and Tootguy showing your love for one another.
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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: February 19, 2018 12:43PM

Meade shines Wrote:
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> Notice that no photos of Meade have been posted
> for a long time. Prepare yourselves, Meade has
> been working out, has shaved his head and is
> looking pretty good. When I last saw Meade, a few
> days ago, he appears to have underwent a complete
> transformation. Every see those before and after
> photos of boys who got sand kicked in their face
> and made a commitment to do something about it?
> Unfucking believable. He looks a little like that
> old wrestler Steve Austin. I give him a lot of
> credit, he has gumption and determination coupled
> with discipline, a new Meade for 2016.
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Re: Hi Everyone. I am the real Meade Skelton. Let me explain my story...
Posted by: breast friends ()
Date: July 13, 2019 08:11AM

Meade, I am worried you have breast cancer. Please get a masectomy.

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