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If Yankee Candle Made an FFXU Scented Candle?
Posted by: Wondering Wonderer ()
Date: July 04, 2015 05:34PM

I'm serious.
What would it smell like?
What shape would it be?
What would be the right price point?

No troll posts please. This is a business idea thing.

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Re: If Yankee Candle Made an FFXU Scented Candle?
Posted by: The Answer ()
Date: July 04, 2015 06:14PM

Death and farts.

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Re: If Yankee Candle Made an FFXU Scented Candle?
Posted by: NippleChuck ()
Date: July 04, 2015 06:37PM

It would be shaped like a pile of and smell just like shit.

Nip

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Re: If Yankee Candle Made an FFXU Scented Candle?
Posted by: I'm a Thinker Stinker ()
Date: July 04, 2015 11:21PM

Smoked plum airline cashews, passion fruit toilet deoderizer, with hints of lemon zest thrush urinal disinfectant, New Zealand kiwi torta muffins, and Indian bakery coriander, with Copper River smoked salmon cherry almond muffins, and the ne c'est pas quiff of i-Cloud ultra-outsourcing Parisian Nun Whore from the Bois de Belogne with a jabbing, expressive Marist Monk apricot wine Tapist monk brew, heavy on yeast infection, yet absurdly long on the blue cheese tertiary finish of plush dew ass melon.

Sorry GunLover - cordite and gunpowder are not in the official Yankee Candel scent arsenal.

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