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I went to a mattress store yesterday
Posted by:
boxspring
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Date: July 03, 2015 12:36PM
I am considering getting a new mattress and decided to visit a mattress store.
In our discussion (meaning high pressure sales pitch), I asked about the mattress tag. He said I could go to prison if I removed it.
I didn't realize mattress ownership was so dangerous.
In our discussion (meaning high pressure sales pitch), I asked about the mattress tag. He said I could go to prison if I removed it.
I didn't realize mattress ownership was so dangerous.
Re: I went to a mattress store yesterday
Posted by:
Gerrymanderer2
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Date: July 03, 2015 03:20PM
Remove that shit, be a rebel, replace it with a mini Confederate flag.
Re: I went to a mattress store yesterday
Posted by:
nxtpE
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Date: July 03, 2015 03:24PM
Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Remove that shit, be a rebel, replace it with a
> mini Confederate flag.
Whoa, look at anti-establishment Gerry over there. He doesn't let society tell him what flags he can and can't wave. Good for you Gerry, fuck those uptight Puritans.
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> Remove that shit, be a rebel, replace it with a
> mini Confederate flag.
Whoa, look at anti-establishment Gerry over there. He doesn't let society tell him what flags he can and can't wave. Good for you Gerry, fuck those uptight Puritans.
Re: I went to a mattress store yesterday
Posted by:
xTheE
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Date: July 04, 2015 06:25AM
Our prisons are filled with mattress tag removers. After drug use, this is the #2 crime in America.