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You have a small Cock
Posted by:
Darcy is Back
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Date: July 02, 2015 07:54PM
Do you warn the person that it's small before you have sex for the first time? Do you feel embarrassed? Does the person laugh at you or looked disappointed when they see it for the first time?
Re: You have a small Cock
Posted by:
heF6x
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Date: July 02, 2015 08:09PM
i get really drunk to mask my embarrassment
Re: You have a small Cock
Posted by:
Standard Liberal Response
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Date: July 02, 2015 08:17PM
I have a tiny dick, so I let Jamal plow my girlfriend for me. It's the least I could do to make up for my white privilege and my people who were some other people's ancestors who owned slaves. And it's empowering to her to receive sexual gratification from someone other than her male SO, so I'm helping in the fight against the patriarchy.
Re: You have a small Cock
Posted by:
Smoke
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Date: July 02, 2015 08:34PM
I would kill myself if I had a small dick.
Re: You have a small Cock
Posted by:
BIG BOY 83
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Date: July 02, 2015 08:41PM
That's why you get a big one like this. Implants are available.
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Re: You have a small Cock
Posted by:
Ms. Ann
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Date: July 02, 2015 08:50PM
BIG BOY 83 Wrote:
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> That's why you get a big one like this. Implants
> are available.
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That's actually not big but not super tiny....is it really an implant?
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> That's why you get a big one like this. Implants
> are available.
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That's actually not big but not super tiny....is it really an implant?
Re: You have a small Cock
Posted by:
Pooper
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Date: July 02, 2015 09:03PM
Try for anal. Girls are more likely to give up the back door if your dick isn't so intimidating.
Re: You have a small Cock
Posted by:
adskljf;
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Date: July 02, 2015 09:05PM
Ms. Ann Wrote:
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> That's actually not big but not super tiny....is
> it really an implant?
Lol... What?!
That looks to be at least 7 inches. Has porn brainwashed you to be such a size queen?
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> That's actually not big but not super tiny....is
> it really an implant?
Lol... What?!
That looks to be at least 7 inches. Has porn brainwashed you to be such a size queen?
Re: You have a small Cock
Posted by:
LTkDh
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Date: July 02, 2015 09:09PM
adskljf; Wrote:
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> That looks to be at least 7 inches. Has porn
> brainwashed you to be such a size queen?
No, I think her many years serving as a local sourced, affordable, equal opportunity, gender neutral cumdupster made her a whore.
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> That looks to be at least 7 inches. Has porn
> brainwashed you to be such a size queen?
No, I think her many years serving as a local sourced, affordable, equal opportunity, gender neutral cumdupster made her a whore.
Re: You have a small Cock
Posted by:
Lipsticksuck
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Date: July 02, 2015 09:35PM
Anyone who says that cock pic is small, you are out of your mind. I'm no hoe but a nurse, and that's above average. In many ways ideal.
Re: You have a small Cock
Posted by:
SZ5
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Date: July 02, 2015 09:46PM
Op, what size? There are lots of misperceptions. Average is 5.5". 6 at top average.
Re: You have a small Cock
Posted by:
Porn Pert
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Date: July 02, 2015 09:48PM
adskljf; Wrote:
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> Ms. Ann Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That's actually not big but not super
> tiny....is
> > it really an implant?
>
> Lol... What?!
>
> That looks to be at least 7 inches. Has porn
> brainwashed you to be such a size queen?
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you must be white or asian...that dick isn't 7in and even if it was 7in isn't big at all.
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> Ms. Ann Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That's actually not big but not super
> tiny....is
> > it really an implant?
>
> Lol... What?!
>
> That looks to be at least 7 inches. Has porn
> brainwashed you to be such a size queen?
__________________________________________________________
you must be white or asian...that dick isn't 7in and even if it was 7in isn't big at all.
Re: You have a small Cock
Posted by:
Darcy is Back
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Date: July 02, 2015 09:52PM
All i need is 5 inches. Yet most men in Fairfax just continue disappoint me.
Re: You have a small Cock
Posted by:
Little Dick
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Date: July 02, 2015 09:54PM
anything less than 7in is a waste of any woman's time and if you are small your lady is cheating on you.
Re: You have a small Cock
Posted by:
no turnin a hoe into a nurse
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Date: July 02, 2015 10:34PM
Lipsticksuck Wrote:
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> Anyone who says that cock pic is small, you are
> out of your mind. I'm no hoe but a nurse, and
> that's above average. In many ways ideal.
The Maggie Zeh is strong with this one.
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> Anyone who says that cock pic is small, you are
> out of your mind. I'm no hoe but a nurse, and
> that's above average. In many ways ideal.
The Maggie Zeh is strong with this one.
Re: You have a small Cock
Posted by:
Mike O'Meara Show Fan
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Date: July 02, 2015 11:03PM
Lipsticksuck Wrote:
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> Anyone who says that cock pic is small, you are
> out of your mind. I'm no hoe but a nurse, and
> that's above average. In many ways ideal.
See a lot of erections in your work as a nurse, do you? You can't judge from a picture without a reference. Next time, hold a dollar bill next to your cock.
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> Anyone who says that cock pic is small, you are
> out of your mind. I'm no hoe but a nurse, and
> that's above average. In many ways ideal.
See a lot of erections in your work as a nurse, do you? You can't judge from a picture without a reference. Next time, hold a dollar bill next to your cock.
Re: You have a small Cock
Posted by:
Zilch
()
Date: July 02, 2015 11:16PM
Little Dick Wrote:
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> anything less than 7in is a waste of any woman's
> time and if you are small your lady is cheating on
> you.
FUCK. Mine is 6.5! Should kill myself ASAP
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> anything less than 7in is a waste of any woman's
> time and if you are small your lady is cheating on
> you.
FUCK. Mine is 6.5! Should kill myself ASAP
Re: You have a small Cock
Posted by:
fdsklj;a
()
Date: July 02, 2015 11:18PM
Porn Pert Wrote:
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> you must be white or asian...that dick isn't 7in
> and even if it was 7in isn't big at all.
7 is above average. Why is that so unimpressive to you?
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> you must be white or asian...that dick isn't 7in
> and even if it was 7in isn't big at all.
7 is above average. Why is that so unimpressive to you?
Re: You have a small Cock
Posted by:
Ms. Ann
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Date: July 02, 2015 11:23PM
fdsklj;a Wrote:
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> Porn Pert Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > you must be white or asian...that dick isn't
> 7in
> > and even if it was 7in isn't big at all.
>
> 7 is above average. Why is that so unimpressive to
> you?
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cause I'm used to seeing big cocks that are well over 7in..this things I'm talking about hang!
@Zilch: You might as well.. 6.5in looks weird on a grown man. eww
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> Porn Pert Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > you must be white or asian...that dick isn't
> 7in
> > and even if it was 7in isn't big at all.
>
> 7 is above average. Why is that so unimpressive to
> you?
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cause I'm used to seeing big cocks that are well over 7in..this things I'm talking about hang!
@Zilch: You might as well.. 6.5in looks weird on a grown man. eww
Re: You have a small Cock
Posted by:
fasl;djk
()
Date: July 02, 2015 11:56PM
Ms. Ann Wrote:
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> 6.5in looks weird on a grown man. eww
You have a distorted view of how a guy is supposed to be proportioned. Most guys are probably hovering in the 6 inch range.
That's like saying girls sporting anything less than a D cup look weird.
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> 6.5in looks weird on a grown man. eww
You have a distorted view of how a guy is supposed to be proportioned. Most guys are probably hovering in the 6 inch range.
That's like saying girls sporting anything less than a D cup look weird.
Re: You have a small Cock
Posted by:
Six Is Small
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Date: July 03, 2015 07:01AM
I'm 8in and thick ....thought I was average
Re: You have a small Cock
Posted by:
blue and black
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Date: July 03, 2015 07:27AM
I'm 10' and thick......my nigger boyfriend loves it
Re: You have a small Cock
Posted by:
Dr. Dick
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Date: July 03, 2015 11:35AM
Six Is Small Wrote:
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> I'm 8in and thick ....thought I was average
5 = small
6 = average
7 = above average
8 = large
I think 7-8 inches is ideal for most girls. Anything over 8 is a circus penis.
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> I'm 8in and thick ....thought I was average
5 = small
6 = average
7 = above average
8 = large
I think 7-8 inches is ideal for most girls. Anything over 8 is a circus penis.
Re: You have a small Cock
Posted by:
Ralio
()
Date: July 03, 2015 11:46AM
BIG BOY 83 Wrote:
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> That's why you get a big one like this. Implants
> are available.
I would love to suck that monster.
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> That's why you get a big one like this. Implants
> are available.
I would love to suck that monster.
Re: You have a small Cock
Posted by:
Not hung
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Date: July 04, 2015 12:54AM
I am very small, about 4" erect and less than 1" flaccid. Haven't had a woman since I found my last girlfriend fucking around on me 5 years ago. I really should kill myself!
Re: You have a small Cock
Posted by:
,
()
Date: July 04, 2015 02:50PM
Not hung Wrote:
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> I am very small, about 4" erect and less than 1"
> flaccid.
How do you pee? Wouldn't you piss on your own balls?
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> I am very small, about 4" erect and less than 1"
> flaccid.
How do you pee? Wouldn't you piss on your own balls?
Re: You have a small Cock
Posted by:
Keep Telling
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Date: July 04, 2015 04:03PM
Dr. Dick Wrote:
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> Six Is Small Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm 8in and thick ....thought I was average
>
> 5 = small
> 6 = average
> 7 = above average
> 8 = large
>
> I think 7-8 inches is ideal for most girls.
> Anything over 8 is a circus penis.
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Maybe if they are virgins and trying cock for the first time. Otherwise most women will not be satisfied with anything under 8in unless you are about 7-8in with a lot of thickness
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> Six Is Small Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm 8in and thick ....thought I was average
>
> 5 = small
> 6 = average
> 7 = above average
> 8 = large
>
> I think 7-8 inches is ideal for most girls.
> Anything over 8 is a circus penis.
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Maybe if they are virgins and trying cock for the first time. Otherwise most women will not be satisfied with anything under 8in unless you are about 7-8in with a lot of thickness
Re: You have a small Cock
Posted by:
dsf;aklj
()
Date: July 04, 2015 04:21PM
Pooper Wrote:
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> Try for anal. Girls are more likely to give up the
> back door if your dick isn't so intimidating.
This. Bitches won't be scared to take small dick in their crapper. So tight!
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> Try for anal. Girls are more likely to give up the
> back door if your dick isn't so intimidating.
This. Bitches won't be scared to take small dick in their crapper. So tight!
Re: You have a small Cock
Posted by:
Ralio
()
Date: July 05, 2015 11:41AM
To the cock pic guy, I'll suck you off or bottom. Please.
Re: You have a small Cock
Posted by:
BIG BOY 83
()
Date: July 05, 2015 05:24PM
Sorry Ralio not a homo. You can enjoy a pic of my eight plus
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Sorry You have a small Cock
Posted by:
Mike O'Meara Show Fan
()
Date: July 05, 2015 05:57PM
Next time put a dollar bill or a ruler next to your small cock to give some sense of scale, in other words, to show exactly how small it is.
Re: Sorry You have a small Cock
Posted by:
7CEtd
()
Date: July 05, 2015 06:10PM
Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> Next time put a dollar bill or a ruler next to
> your small cock to give some sense of scale, in
> other words, to show exactly how small it is.
You really are into cocks.
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> Next time put a dollar bill or a ruler next to
> your small cock to give some sense of scale, in
> other words, to show exactly how small it is.
You really are into cocks.
Re: Sorry You have a small Cock
Posted by:
Ralio
()
Date: July 06, 2015 08:35AM
You might have a big one but it doesn't give you the right to be a homophobic asshole.
Re: You have a small Cock
Posted by:
Reality K
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Date: July 06, 2015 09:09AM
whoever keeps posing that cock picture should stop because it is small. Taking a close up dick picture does not make it look any bigger. That dick is small and skinny. What a shame.
Re: Sorry You have a small Cock
Posted by:
Please go away
()
Date: July 06, 2015 09:16AM
Ralio Wrote:
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> You might have a big one but it doesn't give you
> the right to be a homophobic asshole.
Maybe if Fags acted normal and not try to bang everything they see we would respect them more.
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> You might have a big one but it doesn't give you
> the right to be a homophobic asshole.
Maybe if Fags acted normal and not try to bang everything they see we would respect them more.
Re: Sorry You have a small Cock
Posted by:
Ralio
()
Date: July 06, 2015 12:44PM
Please go away Wrote:
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> Ralio Wrote:
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> -----
> > You might have a big one but it doesn't give
> you
> > the right to be a homophobic asshole.
>
> Maybe if Fags acted normal and not try to bang
> everything they see we would respect them more.
Why the hate? And sorry the guy is straight as that's a beaut.
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> Ralio Wrote:
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> > You might have a big one but it doesn't give
> you
> > the right to be a homophobic asshole.
>
> Maybe if Fags acted normal and not try to bang
> everything they see we would respect them more.
Why the hate? And sorry the guy is straight as that's a beaut.