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Meade Skelton is a great singer
Posted by: Thud Mackey ()
Date: June 30, 2015 02:37PM

I think he's very handsome and talented. I just love singing along to his songs like Sweet Tea and We Talk in Circles. He is definitely the most talented singer in Richmond. I just know someday he will meet a very pretty, nice, and living girlfriend with good Christian values, can cook, and loves watching reruns of Mama's Family.

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Re: Meade Skelton is a great singer
Posted by: thousands agree ()
Date: June 30, 2015 03:26PM

He has a charisma no doubt. He is being followed by thousands on his tumblr site. He has his own Tshirt franchise and does very very well in record sales. He has taken a break during the summer on gigs and appearances and usually waits till Autumn and Winter to book gigs. Lucky guy who works when he wants to, how many of us can say that....As I go back to the salt mines! LOL!

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Re: Meade Skelton is a great singer
Posted by: Folk fan ()
Date: July 01, 2015 12:59PM

I think he is very talented. I like seeing him perform on stage. He gets standing ovations every time he performs. I love singing along to his songs too. How is a handsome man like him still single?

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Re: Meade Skelton is a great singer
Posted by: It takes a village ()
Date: July 01, 2015 01:08PM

Folk fan Wrote:
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> I think he is very talented. I like seeing him
> perform on stage. He gets standing ovations every
> time he performs. I love singing along to his
> songs too. How is a handsome man like him still
> single?


Women want men who have a career.
Meade cannot even hold onto a part time minimum wage job.
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Re: Meade Skelton is a great singer
Posted by: NipNotSignedIn ()
Date: July 01, 2015 01:10PM

Ball gargler.

Nip

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Re: Meade Skelton is a great singer
Posted by: Hot date? ()
Date: July 01, 2015 02:42PM

The lady behind Meade was his steady squeeze for a few years (Blanche), eventually breaking up due to the "bunny"

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Re: Meade Skelton is a great singer
Posted by: It takes a village ()
Date: July 01, 2015 04:47PM

Hot date? Wrote:
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> The lady behind Meade was his steady squeeze for a
> few years (Blanche), eventually breaking up due to
> the "bunny"


The fallout from the sex tape 'leaked' to the internet has hurt Meade far more than helped him.

He gambled with 'leaking' it himself to gain publicity.

However, "Blanche"(If that really is the slut's real name) was getting in hot water at her convalescent home for awhile for letting her boy toy Meade spend the night.


Imagine if she was kicked out and had to shack up with Meade in his father's basement.
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Re: Meade Skelton is a great singer
Posted by: Zoo Tramp Marie ()
Date: July 01, 2015 07:02PM

It takes a village Wrote:
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> Imagine if she was kicked out and had to shack up
> with Meade in his father's basement.


As a Zoo Tramp myself, I know exactly what Blanch would do.

Zoo Tramps always see what side the bread is buttered on.

She'd see whose name was on all those big social security checks and throw Tubby out and crawl into bed with Pops.

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Re: Meade Skelton is a great singer
Posted by: bunnyfunny ()
Date: July 02, 2015 05:05PM

Meade is not a bad looking guy. I don't think it should be hard for him to get a girlfriend. Perhaps women are turned off by the bunny.

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Re: Meade Skelton is a great singer
Posted by: Liest ()
Date: July 02, 2015 05:12PM

bunnyfunny Wrote:
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> Meade is not a bad looking guy. I don't think it
> should be hard for him to get a girlfriend.
> Perhaps women are turned off by the bunny.

I'm sure on the first date he'll take the girl out to McD's for a nice happy meal. What more could a girl want..

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Re: Meade Skelton is a great singer
Posted by: They say ()
Date: July 02, 2015 05:13PM

It's been said if you had bunnies or sheep...you never go back to women again!

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Re: Meade Skelton is a great singer
Posted by: Bakersfield Chimp ()
Date: July 02, 2015 06:08PM

bunnyfunny Wrote:
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> Meade is not a bad looking guy. I don't think it
> should be hard for him to get a girlfriend.
> Perhaps women are turned off by the bunny.


Just the Bunny?
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Re: Meade Skelton is a great singer
Posted by: Superman1 ()
Date: July 02, 2015 06:49PM

In the top picture he looks like Clark Kent.

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Re: Meade Skelton is a great singer
Posted by: Old pics ()
Date: July 03, 2015 06:16PM

•yawnz•

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Re: Meade Skelton is a great singer
Posted by: Tony Banks ()
Date: July 04, 2015 10:13PM

I was taken aback when I found this musican on the web. Can someone tell me what instruments he plays? From my research I can see he plays the piano, keyboards and synthesizer. Also he likes to jam on the harp. Does he play any guitars or the bass guitar. Any feedback would be much appreciated. This guy has an amazing voice. I would have to put him up there with Geoff Tate.

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Re: Meade Skelton is a great singer
Posted by: Brian Wheat ()
Date: July 04, 2015 10:15PM

He is going to town with Blanch.
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Re: Meade Skelton is a great singer
Posted by: Zoo Tramp Marie ()
Date: July 04, 2015 10:59PM

Tony Banks Wrote:
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> I was taken aback when I found this musican on the
> web. Can someone tell me what instruments he
> plays? From my research I can see he plays the
> piano, keyboards and synthesizer. Also he likes
> to jam on the harp. Does he play any guitars or
> the bass guitar. Any feedback would be much
> appreciated. This guy has an amazing voice. I
> would have to put him up there with Geoff Tate.


My uncle, Smegma the Clown, says Meade plays the best skin flute of anyone he has ever experienced.

Does anyone know what it sounds like compared to a regular flute?
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Re: Meade Skelton is a great singer
Posted by: Brad Delp ()
Date: July 11, 2015 01:50AM

I can't beleive AGT or the Voice will not throw this guy a bone. He can sing with the best.

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Re: Meade Skelton is a great singer
Posted by: Smegma the clown ()
Date: July 11, 2015 05:35AM

Brad Delp Wrote:
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> I can't beleive AGT or the Voice will not throw
> this guy a bone. He can sing with the best.


I think his real calling is
'So you think you can dance?'
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Re: Meade Skelton is a great singer
Posted by: Selling tight clothes ()
Date: August 18, 2018 01:38PM

I bet that he can't fit into that silly shirt anymore.
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Re: Meade Skelton is a great singer
Posted by: looks like a seial killer ()
Date: August 18, 2018 01:40PM

sister is fucking weird, too.

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Re: Meade Skelton is a great singer
Posted by: word on the streetw ()
Date: August 18, 2018 04:28PM

Word is Meade might try out for the lead in a movie to be filmed locally, The Arch Hall Jr Story", detailing the life of early 1960s former teen heartthrob of the same name. Hall was made famous in such "cult" movies as "Eegah" and "Wild Guitar" and was the lead in the pop group "Arch Hall and the Archies". Let's wish your guy all the best in this endeavor. A good career move if it pans out.

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Re: Meade Skelton is a great singer
Posted by: Honky Tonk ()
Date: August 18, 2018 04:36PM


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Re: Meade Skelton is a great singer
Posted by: J.G. Ballard meant it this way ()
Date: August 18, 2018 08:19PM

word on the streetw Wrote:
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> Word is Meade might try out for the lead in a
> movie to be filmed locally, The Arch Hall Jr
> Story", detailing the life of early 1960s former
> teen heartthrob of the same name. Hall was made
> famous in such "cult" movies as "Eegah" and "Wild
> Guitar" and was the lead in the pop group "Arch
> Hall and the Archies". Let's wish your guy all
> the best in this endeavor. A good career move if
> it pans out.


Why would anyone cast an overweight 39-year-old who looks nothing like him?
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Re: Meade Skelton is a great singer
Posted by: Chip Z'Nuff ()
Date: August 19, 2018 12:49PM

I hope to see him perform live with his band soon. I would love to see one of his auto harp and cazoo solos.

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Re: Meade Skelton is a great singer
Posted by: Meat's Meat and man has to eat ()
Date: August 19, 2018 02:32PM

Chip Z'Nuff Wrote:
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> I hope to see him perform live with his band soon.
> I would love to see one of his auto harp and
> cazoo solos.


When it is spelled 'cazoo' as opposed to 'kazoo' it is secret homosex jargon for 'hummer'...
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Re: Meade Skelton is a great singer
Posted by: fendrick ()
Date: August 19, 2018 05:10PM

Meade is a pretty cool guy. He is an artist, a poet, a philosopher, musician, blogger, epicurian, and body builder in addition to being a very good singer, what he needs is a good woman to help him along life's slippery path. If you have an unmarried sister she could do a whole lot worse than Meade. Have her send him a letter and enclosed a 8 by 10 preferably in a bikini.

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Re: Meade Skelton is a great singer
Posted by: Are you stupid? ()
Date: August 19, 2018 09:03PM

fendrick Wrote:
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> Meade is a pretty cool guy. He is an artist, a
> poet, a philosopher, musician, blogger, epicurian,
> and body builder in addition to being a very good
> singer, what he needs is a good woman to help him
> along life's slippery path. If you have an
> unmarried sister she could do a whole lot worse
> than Meade. Have her send him a letter and
> enclosed a 8 by 10 preferably in a bikini.

You would have to really hate a lady to set her up with Meade.

He is overweight, has IBS, has no sex drive and is on government assistance..The fatter he gets the more misshapen he becomes.

At this point, it is unpleasant to be in the same room with him even in public. Being alone with him for extended periods sounds like torture.

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