http://nationalreport.net/isis-buying-shares-walmart-state-dept-baffled/
ISIS Buying Shares in Walmart, State Dept. Baffled
ou probably know that when shopping at Walmart, you should be on the lookout for falling prices. But soon, shoppers might also need to check over their shoulder for a more serious threat: terrorists. That’s because on Monday, the terrorist group ISIS started buying up every share in Walmart they possibly could… and the US State Department can’t figure out what their end-game is.
According to the State Department, ISIS bought up over $14 million USD worth of shares in Walmart since Monday, through an unidentified brokerage firm that has been under FBI and SEC investigation for several months. Brokers at that firm told FBI agents Monday afternoon that ISIS is hoping to eventually control a minimum of 25% of Walmart’s shares. But why they are aggressively buying stock in the world’s largest retailer has thus far been anyone’s guess.
“It’s really confusing. We can’t figure out what their motive is,” says State Department official Barry Wheeler. “We can’t tell if this is strictly a financial investment with the hopes of earning a return, or if perhaps they’re planning some sort of attack on one of Walmart’s competitors. Or maybe they’re just doing it to scare Americans into shopping someplace else, with the hopes of hurting our economy. We really have no idea why they’re doing it.”
FBI Director James Comey told CNN on Tuesday that he believes their motive is more idealistic. “I think what we have here is a group that wants to mess with the psyche of the American consumer,” Comey says. “they want Americans to continue shopping at Walmart, but they also want them to know that ISIS owns a huge portion of the company. They want us to know that if you’re shopping at Walmart, you’re supporting pure, unadulterated evil of the highest, darkest, most soulless caliber.”
As for fighting ISIS’ stock market moves against Walmart, Comey admits there’s little anyone can do to stop them. “I know it’s probably shocking to most people, but ISIS hasn’t really broken any laws here. There’s nothing to stop them from buying up American companies. We can freeze the assets and holdings of the brokerage firms they work through, but then ISIS will just hire someone else. At the end of the day, they’re going to control at least a quarter of Walmart, whether we like it or not.”
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