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Now that gay marriage is legal, how soon until I can marry my horse?
Posted by: Nokesville mom ()
Date: June 27, 2015 09:27AM

I love my black stallion.

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Re: Now that gay marriage is legal, how soon until I can marry my horse?
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: June 27, 2015 09:39AM

As soon as your horse learns to say "I Do" and the rest of the dopey wedding vows.

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Re: Now that gay marriage is legal, how soon until I can marry my horse?
Posted by: oitwds ()
Date: June 27, 2015 09:49AM

Nokesville mom Wrote:
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> I love my black stallion.

Marry your horse if you want but deer are better.

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Re: Now that gay marriage is legal, how soon until I can marry my horse?
Posted by: No limits! ()
Date: June 27, 2015 09:53AM

Why are you limiting yourself to just one horse? The Supremes are all about expanding love and marriage. No more limits!

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Re: Now that gay marriage is legal, how soon until I can marry my horse?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 27, 2015 09:56AM

Horsehead is a good movie.


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Re: Now that gay marriage is legal, how soon until I can marry my horse?
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: June 27, 2015 11:10AM

There's already one guy waiting for horse marriage

https://youtu.be/mVupEyz6AwA

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Re: Now that gay marriage is legal, how soon until I can marry my horse?
Posted by: (R)etarded ()
Date: June 27, 2015 11:27AM

Nokesville mom Wrote:
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> I love my black stallion.


So tired of this retard exaggeration bullshit. A man can marry 1 consenting other adult man now. Woman can marry 1 consenting other adult woman now. Before when we had traditional man/woman marriage, were women running off to marry their male pigs or marrying 4 men?

Retards. Gay marriage doesn't change any of that, it just let's two adults marry each other, regardless of gender. Get the fuck over it you closeted bigots. Hilarious that you think people care about your boycott. Everyone knows racist bigots are meth addict trailer trash, you have no money to spend anyways.

America won. You lost.

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Re: Now that gay marriage is legal, how soon until I can marry my horse?
Posted by: (D)eviant ()
Date: June 27, 2015 11:34AM

(R)etarded Wrote:
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> Nokesville mom Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I love my black stallion.
>
>
> So tired of this retard exaggeration bullshit. A
> man can marry 1 consenting other adult man now.
> Woman can marry 1 consenting other adult woman
> now. Before when we had traditional man/woman
> marriage, were women running off to marry their
> male pigs or marrying 4 men?
>
> Retards. Gay marriage doesn't change any of that,
> it just let's two adults marry each other,
> regardless of gender. Get the fuck over it you
> closeted bigots. Hilarious that you think people
> care about your boycott. Everyone knows racist
> bigots are meth addict trailer trash, you have no
> money to spend anyways.
>
> America won. You lost.


So I can marry my son? OK, got it. Yeah, 'merica winning!!!! Wasn't that what Baghdad Bob was telling us as our tanks were rolling into his city?

Piece of shit assholes like you will kill this country. In the end, we all lost. Just some of us know it and douches like you need to have it rammed down your pussified throats like your boyfriends AIDS-infected cumsquirter.

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Re: Now that gay marriage is legal, how soon until I can marry my horse?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: June 27, 2015 12:16PM

(R)etarded Wrote:
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> Nokesville mom Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I love my black stallion.
>
>
> So tired of this retard exaggeration bullshit. A
> man can marry 1 consenting other adult man now.
> Woman can marry 1 consenting other adult woman
> now. Before when we had traditional man/woman
> marriage, were women running off to marry their
> male pigs or marrying 4 men?
>
> Retards. Gay marriage doesn't change any of that,
> it just let's two adults marry each other,
> regardless of gender. Get the fuck over it you
> closeted bigots. Hilarious that you think people
> care about your boycott. Everyone knows racist
> bigots are meth addict trailer trash, you have no
> money to spend anyways.
>
> America won. You lost.
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Re: Now that gay marriage is legal, how soon until I can marry my horse?
Posted by: abelard ()
Date: June 27, 2015 12:17PM

>Get the fuck over it you closeted bigots.

'Closeted'?

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Re: Now that gay marriage is legal, how soon until I can marry my horse?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 27, 2015 12:19PM

abelard Wrote:
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> >Get the fuck over it you closeted bigots.
>
> 'Closeted'?

As in, "in the closet." Like, not letting people know you're gay.

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Re: Now that gay marriage is legal, how soon until I can marry my horse?
Posted by: abelard ()
Date: June 27, 2015 12:29PM

>As in, "in the closet." Like, not letting people know you're gay.

Pretty sure everybody knows about the bigots here, just as we all know you're gay, Mephisto. It's okay - as of this week, you can legally marry whomever you like. I say go for it.

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Re: Now that gay marriage is legal, how soon until I can marry my horse?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 27, 2015 12:32PM

abelard Wrote:
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> >As in, "in the closet." Like, not letting people
> know you're gay.
>
> Pretty sure everybody knows about the bigots here,
> just as we all know you're gay, Mephisto. It's
> okay - as of this week, you can legally marry
> whomever you like. I say go for it.

Hooray!

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Now that gay marriage is legal, how soon until I can marry my horse?
Posted by: Celebrate with Yucky24. ()
Date: June 28, 2015 11:31AM

Catch yucky24 while you can, he'll soon be moving to Yemen where gays can't marry and conservatives rule.

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Re: Now that gay marriage is legal, how soon until I can marry my horse?
Posted by: Hell is lurking ()
Date: June 28, 2015 11:56AM

Busting hell wide open.

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