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F-Ing Norwegians
Date: May 18, 2009 03:31PM

No wonder nobody ever talks about these people...


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Re: F-Ing Norwegians
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: May 18, 2009 03:48PM

At least it's better then crappy rap.Trebor Snickers and Dwight. suck

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Re: F-Ing Norwegians
Posted by: Judge Crater ()
Date: May 18, 2009 03:49PM

they make some quality porn tho

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Re: F-Ing Norwegians
Posted by: Music standards ()
Date: May 18, 2009 10:15PM

Very good quality porn.

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Re: F-Ing Norwegians
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: May 19, 2009 12:54AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/28/2012 11:34PM by Alias.

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Re: F-Ing Norwegians
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 19, 2009 10:17AM

Alias Wrote:
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> And the French love Jerry Lewis. ha!
>
> Going to a movie in China is a strange experience.
> The Chinese laugh at all the sad parts. And, not
> because they're reacting to something ironic. It's
> some kind of nervous reaction which I never
> understood, but found extremely annoying.

If something sad happened to you, I'd laugh. I'm not even chinese.

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Re: F-Ing Norwegians
Posted by: 124c41 ()
Date: May 19, 2009 10:34AM

The guy sings in English, the girls are beautiful, and the music is okay. What's the complaint? Do you speak Norwegian? Remember, these people have a higher standard of living than you do.

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Re: F-Ing Norwegians
Date: May 19, 2009 10:36AM

124c41 Wrote:
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> The guy sings in English, the girls are beautiful,
> and the music is okay. What's the complaint? Do
> you speak Norwegian? Remember, these people have
> a higher standard of living than you do.


His lyrics suck. His fiddle is fucking annoying. He's like an abrasive version of a-ha.

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Re: F-Ing Norwegians
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: May 19, 2009 01:24PM

Eurovision serves only one purpose: Its great for comedic relief.







Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/19/2009 01:31PM by Furfur.

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Re: F-Ing Norwegians
Posted by: Judge Crater ()
Date: May 19, 2009 01:28PM

if its a music contest shouldnt it be called Eurolistening?

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Re: F-Ing Norwegians
Date: May 19, 2009 01:36PM

Seriously. The Norwegian dude with the fiddle beat this?


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Re: F-Ing Norwegians
Date: May 19, 2009 01:38PM

Judge Crater Wrote:
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> if its a music contest shouldnt it be called
> Eurolistening?


Or Eurowastingyourtime?

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Re: F-Ing Norwegians
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: May 19, 2009 01:45PM

WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> Seriously. The Norwegian dude with the fiddle beat
> this?
>
>


I would have disqualified the Norwegian for having retarded dancers...seriously push-up dance at 1:10 WTF?

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Re: F-Ing Norwegians
Date: May 19, 2009 02:05PM

Furfur Wrote:
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> WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> > Seriously. The Norwegian dude with the fiddle
> beat
> > this?
> >
> >
>
>
> I would have disqualified the Norwegian for having
> retarded dancers...seriously push-up dance at 1:10
> WTF?


Anything that I have done in my living room with a three-year-old on my back should not be allowed in an international competition.

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Re: F-Ing Norwegians
Posted by: erik ()
Date: May 20, 2009 08:44AM

My Norwegian cousins are the coolest people I know, no pun intended. They are highly educated, speak perfect english, and are nothing but sincere and kind. I would strive to be more like them if I weren't so lazy and cynical.

Also, my one cousin's wife is so hot she burns my eyeballs.

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Re: F-Ing Norwegians
Date: May 20, 2009 02:03PM

erik Wrote:
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> My Norwegian cousins are the coolest people I
> know, no pun intended. They are highly educated,
> speak perfect english, and are nothing but sincere
> and kind.

I went to an international conference that was chaired by a businessman from Norway. He wore the same suit, with the same shirt, everyday for a week.

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Re: F-Ing Norwegians
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: May 20, 2009 02:19PM

WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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>
> I went to an international conference that was
> chaired by a businessman from Norway. He wore the
> same suit, with the same shirt, everyday for a
> week.

Maybe he had a wardrobe filled with identical clothing; I work with people like that, their closet looks like it belongs to a Matrix agent.

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Re: F-Ing Norwegians
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: May 20, 2009 02:37PM

Furfur Wrote:
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> I work with people like that, their
> closet looks like it belongs to a Matrix agent.


shh!


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: F-Ing Norwegians
Date: May 20, 2009 03:12PM

Furfur Wrote:
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> WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> -----
> >
> >
> > I went to an international conference that was
> > chaired by a businessman from Norway. He wore
> the
> > same suit, with the same shirt, everyday for a
> > week.
>
> Maybe he had a wardrobe filled with identical
> clothing; I work with people like that, their
> closet looks like it belongs to a Matrix agent.


I think the B.O. and wrinkled nature of the clothing contradicts that notion...unless he had a closet fully of smelly, wrinkled suits.

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Re: F-Ing Norwegians
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: May 20, 2009 03:17PM

WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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...unless he had a closet fully of smelly, wrinkled suits.



Also true of people I work around.

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Re: F-Ing Norwegians
Posted by: Judge Crater ()
Date: May 20, 2009 04:05PM

Furfur Wrote:
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> WashingTone Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> >
> > I went to an international conference that was
> > chaired by a businessman from Norway. He wore
> the
> > same suit, with the same shirt, everyday for a
> > week.
>
> Maybe he had a wardrobe filled with identical
> clothing; I work with people like that, their
> closet looks like it belongs to a Matrix agent.


You hear that Mr. Anderson?... That is the sound of inevitability... It is the sound of your death... Goodbye, Mr. Anderson

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Re: F-Ing Norwegians
Posted by: Radiodead ()
Date: May 20, 2009 04:14PM

WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> No wonder nobody ever talks about these people...
>
>

Radiophile does...he loves this shit! lol

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Re: F-Ing Norwegians
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: May 21, 2009 03:30AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/28/2012 11:29PM by Alias.

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Re: F-Ing Norwegians
Posted by: erik ()
Date: May 22, 2009 10:03AM

WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> I went to an international conference that was
> chaired by a businessman from Norway. He wore the
> same suit, with the same shirt, everyday for a
> week.

Yea, that seems to be a European thing. Ever worked with Germans? In the winter they'll wear the same sweater for a week. You start to really smell it by Wednesday.

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