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The toilet paper in my office building makes my butthole bleed every time.
Posted by: Hurt Rectum ()
Date: May 28, 2015 02:21PM

I poop 2-3 times a day at work. By the second poop there is blood on the paper.

Solutions?

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Re: The toilet paper in my office building makes my butthole bleed every time.
Posted by: kejwefger ()
Date: May 28, 2015 03:03PM

Hurt Rectum Wrote:
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> I poop 2-3 times a day at work. By the second
> poop there is blood on the paper.
>
> Solutions?

Yeah, stop taking it up the ass.

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Re: The toilet paper in my office building makes my butthole bleed every time.
Posted by: Feeling Fresh ()
Date: May 28, 2015 03:15PM

Hurt Rectum Wrote:
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> I poop 2-3 times a day at work. By the second
> poop there is blood on the paper.
>
> Solutions?

But since they get such cheap TP, be sure to get wipes that you're not supposed to flush. And flush them.
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Re: The toilet paper in my office building makes my butthole bleed every time.
Posted by: Hemoroidacles ()
Date: May 28, 2015 03:46PM

It's not the TP bro. See a butt doctor asap. Or get a smaller dildo.

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Re: The toilet paper in my office building makes my butthole bleed every time.
Posted by: Shit for brains ()
Date: May 28, 2015 06:17PM

Bring your own?

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Re: The toilet paper in my office building makes my butthole bleed every time.
Posted by: Yucky24. ()
Date: May 28, 2015 06:36PM

Why the fuck hasn't America adopted the bidet yet? It's far more hygienic and it even saves you money in just a couple of years. I got mine installed last year. Now I look at people that still use toilet paper as primitive savages.

Here's a couple base models that will have everything that you need:

http://www.amazon.com/SW502-01-Washlet-Elongated-Toilet/dp/B005XNW1Q0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1432852131&sr=8-1&keywords=TOTO+B100

http://www.amazon.com/BB-600-Ultimate-Advanced-Toilet-Elongated/dp/B007HIKQCK/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1432852255&sr=8-2&keywords=bio+bidet

Here's a cheap one for the peasants:

http://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-320-Non-Electric/dp/B00A0RX2UI/ref=sr_1_4?s=kitchen-bath&ie=UTF8&qid=1432852375&sr=1-4&keywords=bidet

They're so fucking easy to install and use. There's no excuse not to get one.

And even though I know you're trolling, here's a solution for you:

http://www.amazon.com/Brondell-GS-70-GoSpa-Travel-Bidet/dp/B008CSDKSQ/ref=sr_1_1?s=hi&ie=UTF8&qid=1432852480&sr=1-1&keywords=portable+bidet

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Re: The toilet paper in my office building makes my butthole bleed every time.
Posted by: Mr. Poo ()
Date: May 28, 2015 10:46PM

You poop 2-3 times a day??? WTF How about fixing your diet cuz that's just not right.

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Re: The toilet paper in my office building makes my butthole bleed every time.
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 28, 2015 10:47PM

It's anal fissures, they can turn into hemorrhoids. Take it from one that knows.

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Re: The toilet paper in my office building makes my butthole bleed every time.
Posted by: puff ()
Date: May 28, 2015 10:54PM

eesh Wrote:
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> It's anal fissures, they can turn into
> hemorrhoids. Take it from one that knows.


too much deep dicking in the bum?

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Re: The toilet paper in my office building makes my butthole bleed every time.
Posted by: ...... ()
Date: May 28, 2015 10:55PM

Seriously, its not the paper, its a symptom of untreated hepatitis. Better go get a checkup...ur livers failing

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Re: The toilet paper in my office building makes my butthole bleed every time.
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 29, 2015 08:07PM

Listen to Eesh and his wise advice. His bowels are accurate.

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Re: The toilet paper in my office building makes my butthole bleed every time.
Posted by: Magnesium Citrate ()
Date: May 29, 2015 09:43PM

Shit like you mean it.

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Re: The toilet paper in my office building makes my butthole bleed every time.
Posted by: Pancho Villa ()
Date: May 30, 2015 12:20AM

Stop eating at tippy taco, it might help!

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Re: The toilet paper in my office building makes my butthole bleed every time.
Posted by: Typical wetback ()
Date: May 30, 2015 12:22AM

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