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Two dollar bills piss people off
Posted by: two dollar bill man ()
Date: May 17, 2015 09:16AM

I asked my bank to get me $500 worth of 2 dollar bills and it took them about a week but they got them for me. Now I am spending them at starbucks and convenience stores and I find that they piss people off. On two occasions I had Asian cashiers refuse to accept them. I think they make good tips however.

If you enjoy pissing people off like I do ask for some 2 dollar bills next time you are at the bank.

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Re: Two dollar bills piss people off
Posted by: banker77 ()
Date: May 17, 2015 09:21AM


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Re: Two dollar bills piss people off
Posted by: Doc in the head ()
Date: May 17, 2015 02:36PM

two dollar bill man Wrote:
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> I asked my bank to get me $500 worth of 2 dollar
> bills and it took them about a week but they got
> them for me. Now I am spending them at starbucks
> and convenience stores and I find that they piss
> people off. On two occasions I had Asian cashiers
> refuse to accept them. I think they make good tips
> however.
>
> If you enjoy pissing people off like I do ask for
> some 2 dollar bills next time you are at the bank.


Dude, You need to get out more. Go on a hike in the mountains or join a club maybe buy an old car to restore.

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Re: Two dollar bills piss people off
Posted by: Thomas J ()
Date: May 17, 2015 05:47PM

In Ecuador there is a national obsession over the two-spot.

http://www.pri.org/stories/2015-04-29/why-are-ecuadoreans-obsessed-2-bill

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Re: Two dollar bills piss people off
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 17, 2015 05:51PM

It's because there isn't a $2 spot in the cash register drawer. This happened when the $1 gold coins were new back 6 - 7 years ago. People didn't know where to put them in the drawer.

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Re: Two dollar bills piss people off
Posted by: lovely story ()
Date: May 17, 2015 08:05PM

eesh Wrote:
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> It's because there isn't a $2 spot in the cash
> register drawer. This happened when the $1 gold
> coins were new back 6 - 7 years ago. People
> didn't know where to put them in the drawer.


http://www.kt70.com/~jamesjpn/humor/the2dollar-bill.html

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Re: Two dollar bills piss people off
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: May 17, 2015 08:28PM


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Re: Two dollar bills piss people off
Posted by: cashier ()
Date: May 26, 2015 01:43PM

Two dollar bills PISS ME OFF!

Fuck them, they should be outlawed.

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Re: Two dollar bills piss people off
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: May 26, 2015 02:40PM

Sure its fun to mess with people, but the Starbucks people you're pissing off are blowing their nose in your Latte.

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Re: Two dollar bills piss people off
Posted by: douchebag bartender ()
Date: May 26, 2015 04:04PM

eesh Wrote:
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> It's because there isn't a $2 spot in the cash
> register drawer.

funny, that happened to me at an airport bar a few years back. I got a beer and handed the bartender my money, which included a $2 bill. He looked at me all annoyed and said "I can't put that in my drawer". Apparently it does confuse cashiers, they can't figure out where to put it and this guy acted like a real douche about it.

So I left it as my tip. :))

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Re: Two dollar bills piss people off
Posted by: wanker21 ()
Date: May 27, 2015 04:59AM

For some reason I get them as change nearly every time I go to CTRS.

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Re: Two dollar bills piss people off
Posted by: melba T ()
Date: April 26, 2016 05:56AM

wanker21 Wrote:
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> For some reason I get them as change nearly every
> time I go to CTRS.


What is CTRS?

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Re: Two dollar bills piss people off
Posted by: bill passer ()
Date: April 26, 2016 09:00AM

You think the zips get pissed about the twos...wait til we get some nigs on the cash.

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Re: Two dollar bills piss people off
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: April 26, 2016 01:31PM

"The $1 gold coin 6-7 years ago?" REALLLLLYYYYYYY?????????

There's no slot for 50s or 100s either but they manage to handle them.

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Re: Two dollar bills piss people off
Posted by: 2 is 2 times 1 or 1 Doubled ()
Date: April 26, 2016 01:34PM

Some people just can't stand math.

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Re: Two dollar bills piss people off
Posted by: WkLL4 ()
Date: April 26, 2016 05:08PM

Its perfect for those $2 whores.

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Re: Two dollar bills piss people off
Posted by: stephan ()
Date: April 26, 2016 07:34PM

melba T Wrote:
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> wanker21 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > For some reason I get them as change nearly
> every
> > time I go to CTRS.
>
>
> What is CTRS?


Think about it.....

Think about it.........

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Re: Two dollar bills piss people off
Posted by: Veronica Teasedale ()
Date: January 14, 2017 05:27PM

melba T Wrote:
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> wanker21 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > For some reason I get them as change nearly
> every
> > time I go to CTRS.
>
>
> What is CTRS?


Charles towne races and slots.

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Re: Two dollar bills piss people off
Posted by: BEP ()
Date: January 14, 2017 05:33PM

I like using the $3 bills. People stare at them like it's a joke. I actually have trouble passing them.

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Re: Two dollar bills piss people off
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 14, 2017 05:35PM

BEP Wrote:
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> I like using the $3 bills. People stare at them
> like it's a joke. I actually have trouble passing
> them.
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Re: Two dollar bills piss people off
Posted by: twodollar liker ()
Date: January 14, 2017 09:21PM

Where can I get some 2's in NOVA??

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Re: Two dollar bills piss people off
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: January 14, 2017 09:24PM

two dollar bill man Wrote:
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> I asked my bank to get me $500 worth of 2 dollar
> bills and it took them about a week but they got
> them for me. Now I am spending them at starbucks
> and convenience stores and I find that they piss
> people off. On two occasions I had Asian cashiers
> refuse to accept them. I think they make good tips
> however.
>
> If you enjoy pissing people off like I do ask for
> some 2 dollar bills next time you are at the bank.


Are you a troll?

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Re: Two dollar bills piss people off
Posted by: Reaper ()
Date: January 14, 2017 09:29PM

They should make a 4 dollar bill with Trump on it.

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Re: Two dollar bills piss people off
Posted by: Reaper ()
Date: January 14, 2017 09:29PM

Fox News Wrote:
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> two dollar bill man Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I asked my bank to get me $500 worth of 2
> dollar
> > bills and it took them about a week but they
> got
> > them for me. Now I am spending them at
> starbucks
> > and convenience stores and I find that they
> piss
> > people off. On two occasions I had Asian
> cashiers
> > refuse to accept them. I think they make good
> tips
> > however.
> >
> > If you enjoy pissing people off like I do ask
> for
> > some 2 dollar bills next time you are at the
> bank.
>
>
> Are you a troll?


Everyone on here's a troll.

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Re: Two dollar bills piss people off
Posted by: 2fer ()
Date: March 24, 2019 03:16PM

Apple credit union in Gainesville always has a stack of 2's on hand. I enjoy using them for tips.

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Re: Two dollar bills piss people off
Posted by: change 2 ()
Date: May 27, 2020 03:16PM

2fer Wrote:
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> Apple credit union in Gainesville always has a
> stack of 2's on hand. I enjoy using them for tips.

All Apple branches keep 2's on hand.

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