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Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Citizen001 ()
Date: May 16, 2015 02:15AM

The Making of Sweet Tea



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upbCAoxl0Vs

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Meade Soulmate ()
Date: May 16, 2015 02:34AM

Always the Consummate Pro. Thanks Meade!

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: similar vid ()
Date: May 16, 2015 03:03AM


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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Fuckingrealvic ()
Date: May 16, 2015 03:58AM

Are you meades publicity guy or something

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Meade's career is what it is ()
Date: May 16, 2015 04:44AM

Fuckingrealvic Wrote:
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: This is Meades "career" ()
Date: May 16, 2015 05:51AM

THIS
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Desmond Child ()
Date: May 16, 2015 10:26AM

Meade looks like an old man with his socks pulled up. Hopefully he drank some Ensure before this gruelling video shoot.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: May 16, 2015 10:28AM

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: America's got Talent ()
Date: May 16, 2015 11:49AM

This is Meades "career" Wrote:
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> THIS
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 16, 2015 01:51PM

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LOL

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: herday ()
Date: May 16, 2015 02:47PM

The walking away shot of Meade in a white coat reminds me of "Ole Blue eyes", Frank Sinatra. Meade is pretty stage conscious and artistic.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: I like Meade ()
Date: May 16, 2015 03:18PM

He has to know if you have a weight problem stripe shirts don't hide it. I don't think he is 6 foot tall. He looks like he's willing to help but is all confused or is he the stage manager there?

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: sarah Palen's yeast infection ()
Date: May 16, 2015 05:43PM

I like Meade Wrote:
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> He has to know if you have a weight problem stripe
> shirts don't hide it. I don't think he is 6 foot
> tall. He looks like he's willing to help but is
> all confused or is he the stage manager there?


The stripes don't make Meade look fat.
Meade's fat is what makes Meade look fat.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: stage conscious and artistic ()
Date: May 17, 2015 01:03AM

herday Wrote:
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> The walking away shot of Meade in a white coat
> reminds me of "Ole Blue eyes", Frank Sinatra.
> Meade is pretty stage conscious and artistic.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Jean Beauvoir ()
Date: May 17, 2015 01:53PM

Meade must be loaded with money. That is a huge production of his smash hit Sweat Tea video. I can't wait for the new album and world tour.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Animal Control ()
Date: May 17, 2015 02:27PM

Why was he walking away by himself at the end? Did his shock collar come off?

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: If you. ()
Date: May 17, 2015 02:42PM

Jean Beauvoir Wrote:
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> Meade must be loaded with money. That is a huge
> production of his smash hit Sweat Tea video. I
> can't wait for the new album and world tour.


If you go to his tumblr blog, he says honestly that it only cost him $700.00. One thing about meade that sets him apart from people on this site, he does not embellish things. eesh would say it cost him $1,000.00.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: May 17, 2015 02:58PM

If you. Wrote:
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> If you go to his tumblr blog, he says honestly
> that it only cost him $700.00. One thing about
> meade that sets him apart from people on this
> site, he does not embellish things. eesh would
> say it cost him $1,000.00.

Correction: it cost Meades father "only" $700

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: derek oolander ()
Date: May 17, 2015 05:19PM

BEH Wrote:
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> Correction: it cost Meades father "only" $700


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOrI6uqS-vk
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Grocerystore ()
Date: May 17, 2015 06:08PM

Meade is definitely at least 5'11. I was standing next to him in the grocery store. My wife is 5'10 and he was a hair taller than she. I am 6'2. He's not short. He was wearing tennis shoes. But he also sweats so much! Yikes.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Fuckingrealvic ()
Date: May 17, 2015 06:17PM

Looks like Meade has a big case of gynecomastia

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: kendrick road, atlanta ()
Date: May 17, 2015 06:24PM

He is a pretty sturdy looking fellow, big forearms, like Popeye. He must have a high metabolism to sweat so much, most athletes sweat a lot, which is a good thing actually. I've bedded quite a few women who had a tendency to sweat and they were not fat, just hungry for flavor,,,the right kind of flavor. ;)

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: BMIalert ()
Date: May 17, 2015 07:38PM

He has a tendency to gain weight in his chest, more than his waist. It looks bad, but its actually not has danergous as storing it all in the gut.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Meade Fan Club ()
Date: May 17, 2015 07:40PM

Who knew Meade was such a horn dog? Alas, it's not going to happen.


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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: balloonbucket ()
Date: May 17, 2015 07:40PM

BMIalert Wrote:
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> He has a tendency to gain weight in his chest,
> more than his waist. It looks bad, but its
> actually not has danergous as storing it all in
> the gut.


^^
this is true. Meade is just plain fat all over, which is healthier. The people more prone to heart disease and diabetes store all their weight in the belly area.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Bob Waterford ()
Date: May 17, 2015 08:33PM

In my day we raped an effeminate man like Meade until he liked girls.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Doofus ()
Date: May 17, 2015 08:39PM

kendrick road, atlanta Wrote:
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> He is a pretty sturdy looking fellow, big
> forearms, like Popeye. He must have a high
> metabolism to sweat so much, most athletes sweat a
> lot, which is a good thing actually. I've bedded
> quite a few women who had a tendency to sweat and
> they were not fat, just hungry for flavor,,,the
> right kind of flavor. ;)

He profusely sweats because he has Lyme Disease.

A cause of his hair loss too.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 17, 2015 08:41PM

Meade sweats into his sweet tea.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: See something that you like ()
Date: May 17, 2015 09:53PM

Fuckingrealvic Wrote:
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> Looks like Meade has a big case of gynecomastia
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Meade can't play keys… ()
Date: May 17, 2015 09:58PM

Come on. Meade barely manages to bang out chords and arpeggios. I wonder what he'd do if he heard something like Jeff Beck's "Wired" which has not just one, but two first rate keyboardists on it.

The Meadow Street Band is bad, even for a worship group. The bass player is very lame, obviously a wannabe guitar player. The drummer is just horrible, and the two girls just can't sing.

A keyboard/bass/drums trio CAN work, but you need a real keyboard player. That leaves Meade out, far out.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 17, 2015 10:09PM

Meade can't play keys… Wrote:
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> Come on. Meade barely manages to bang out chords
> and arpeggios. I wonder what he'd do if he heard
> something like Jeff Beck's "Wired" which has not
> just one, but two first rate keyboardists on it.
>
> The Meadow Street Band is bad, even for a worship
> group. The bass player is very lame, obviously a
> wannabe guitar player. The drummer is just
> horrible, and the two girls just can't sing.
>
> A keyboard/bass/drums trio CAN work, but you need
> a real keyboard player. That leaves Meade out, far
> out.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: May 17, 2015 10:37PM

..,
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: pUssys playing keyboards ()
Date: May 18, 2015 12:17AM

Which pussy plays the keyboard the best.
I'm guessing it is the second one.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Fuckingrealvic ()
Date: May 18, 2015 01:55AM

Sweet tea is gross. Meade should've made a song about green tea

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Jizz Monkey Jerry ()
Date: May 18, 2015 11:38AM

Fuckingrealvic Wrote:
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> Sweet tea is gross. Meade should've made a song
> about green tea


"Sweet Tea" is secret homosexual slang for 'Jizz'
Decent law abiding citizens have no idea about this.
Listening again with this knowledge and the whole song will take on a new meaning.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: May 18, 2015 01:54PM

Jizz Monkey Jerry Wrote:
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> "Sweet Tea" is secret homosexual slang for
> 'Jizz'
> Decent law abiding citizens have no idea about
> this.
> Listening again with this knowledge and the whole
> song will take on a new meaning.


Here is a quote from one of the reviews from his album. I guess Meade granted an interview with the music journalist and gave her the lowdown.

"On his latest album, Meade explores several life altering experiences and goes courageously down less travelled avenues of personal experiences. His hidden desire for hard tea, mood stabilizers and homosexuality are just a few topics he covers on his recent works.

Though not as blues heavy as his past albums, Meade Music is more of a tribute to the musical legends he grew up listening to, such as Skinny Johnson, Mandrake from Mars, Torgo Tango and Walli (one Leg) Wilson. On future classics like "Fat No More", he croons about a woman in his hometown that was brutally and repeatedly stabbed and dismembered. On many songs, he touches on topics that are just too hot for mainstream radio. Sweet Tea is a metaphor for a sexual act, known as Tea Bagging and his slow ballad "Me and my Horse", he covers bestiality in his own moody and romantic style.

If you enjoy the soft, melodic and often disturbing sounds of construction tools, this album is a must have. Meade Music is a poignant appraisal of the contemporary social situation and a look into this childlike and disturbing person."
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: The Loller ()
Date: May 18, 2015 02:20PM

Fuckingrealvic Wrote:
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> Looks like Meade has a big case of gynecomastia

LOL!

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: May 18, 2015 02:36PM

Fuckingrealvic Wrote:
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Go tell Aunt Rody ()
Date: May 18, 2015 04:27PM

The Sweet Tea song is up there with some of the great Southern tunes like "Eating Goober Peas", "Skunks n Possums", and "Cornbread, tatters and shoofly pie". Meade hit the nail on the head with this tale about Southern love and misdirected youth.

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Posted by: Go tell Aunt Roadkill ()
Date: May 18, 2015 05:45PM

Go tell Aunt Rody Wrote:
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> The Sweet Tea song is up there with some of the
> great Southern tunes like "Eating Goober Peas",
> "Skunks n Possums", and "Cornbread, tatters and
> shoofly pie". Meade hit the nail on the head with
> this tale about Southern love and misdirected
> youth.

You can say 'misdirected youth' again...
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Posted by: Possum face ()
Date: May 18, 2015 07:00PM

Go tell Aunt Rody Wrote:
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> The Sweet Tea song is up there with some of the
> great Southern tunes like "Eating Goober Peas",
> "Skunks n Possums", and "Cornbread, tatters and
> shoofly pie". Meade hit the nail on the head with
> this tale about Southern love and misdirected
> youth.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: bottoms up ()
Date: May 19, 2015 12:57PM

.....
Pictures of Asses
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Rev. Damian Erectiony III ()
Date: May 19, 2015 01:16PM

Beware! If you play "Sweet Tea" backwards a Satanic message is heard.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Rev. Damian Erectiony III ()
Date: May 19, 2015 01:16PM

Beware! If you play "Sweet Tea" backwards a Satanic message is heard.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: talentedkeys ()
Date: May 19, 2015 01:57PM

Meade can't play keys… Wrote:
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> Come on. Meade barely manages to bang out chords
> and arpeggios. I wonder what he'd do if he heard
> something like Jeff Beck's "Wired" which has not
> just one, but two first rate keyboardists on it.
>
> The Meadow Street Band is bad, even for a worship
> group. The bass player is very lame, obviously a
> wannabe guitar player. The drummer is just
> horrible, and the two girls just can't sing.
>
> A keyboard/bass/drums trio CAN work, but you need
> a real keyboard player. That leaves Meade out, far
> out.


Meade is great vocalist/keyboard player and I saw him play at strawberry st. He was amazing. I don't know about the band, but I have seen Meade live. He puts on a great show.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: I concur ()
Date: May 19, 2015 02:02PM

talentedkeys Wrote:
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> Meade can't play keys… Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Come on. Meade barely manages to bang out
> chords
> > and arpeggios. I wonder what he'd do if he
> heard
> > something like Jeff Beck's "Wired" which has
> not
> > just one, but two first rate keyboardists on it.
>
> >
> > The Meadow Street Band is bad, even for a
> worship
> > group. The bass player is very lame, obviously
> a
> > wannabe guitar player. The drummer is just
> > horrible, and the two girls just can't sing.
> >
> > A keyboard/bass/drums trio CAN work, but you
> need
> > a real keyboard player. That leaves Meade out,
> far
> > out.
>
>
> Meade is great vocalist/keyboard player and I saw
> him play at strawberry st. He was amazing. I don't
> know about the band, but I have seen Meade live.
> He puts on a great show.


He was great there, I thought he can really relate to the audience, he knows his crowd. If he suspects they are a bit religious he'll throw a few gospel tunes in for good measure. He is the consummate pro. much like Elvis was. Although the girls don't throw him their panties, lol :)

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: meandmywhores ()
Date: May 19, 2015 02:04PM

Meade really is good live. he's a great keyboard player and singer. He can slip from jazzy piano on "fat no more" into a Gospel ballad and then croon "Me and My Horse".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpGhfS4qF-Y

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: very true ()
Date: May 19, 2015 02:11PM

meandmywhores Wrote:
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> Meade really is good live. he's a great keyboard
> player and singer. He can slip from jazzy piano
> on "fat no more" into a Gospel ballad and then
> croon "Me and My Horse".
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpGhfS4qF-Y


Not many great performers can get away with shit like that, then again Meade is the exception. He is diversifying his style and getting into yodeling like Roy Rodgers and the guy in the movie "Aliens from Outer Space", the great Slim Whitman.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Piano keys banger ()
Date: May 19, 2015 03:39PM

Meade Skelton is a loser. He can't play the piano. He just bangs out the simple chords that go with his lame songs. Let's hear him play something like the Rachmaninoff Prelude in C# minor. That requires some piano playing ability
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Don't judge too quick ()
Date: May 19, 2015 05:57PM

What you jokers need to do is go to his website or tumblr and read, follow him, learn something about good music, how a performer and actor has to say about the more important side of life..... Life is not all guns, sex, waslin and eesh. You got to get and form some culture, some class for a change. Not live your existence like a bunch of southern hillbillies on a dirt road.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Age Aging Premature aged loser ()
Date: May 19, 2015 06:06PM

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seís. 
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Bartok's Bar Talk ()
Date: May 19, 2015 06:59PM

Don't judge too quick Wrote:
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> What you jokers need to do is go to his website or
> tumblr and read, follow him, learn something about
> good music, how a performer and actor has to say
> about the more important side of life..... Life
> is not all guns, sex, waslin and eesh. You got
> to get and form some culture, some class for a
> change. Not live your existence like a bunch of
> southern hillbillies on a dirt road.

So when is Meade going to get some culture himself?

Just between us girls... It is NANCI Griffith.
He can't even get the names of his I-pod faves correct.

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http://meadeskeltonmusicblog.tumblr.com/post/116330234343/musical-influences

"I love to watch and listen to so many different kinds of musicians , its hard to pick. But my favorite genre is FOLK/COUNTRY. To me Country Music is the only genre of music that truly matters. Sorry Beethoven and Mozart, but Y’all take a back seat on my IPOD to Johnny Cash, George Jones, Nancy Griffith, Suzy Bogguss, and Elvis Presley. My turn table over flows with vinyl from Classic Country and Western artists from the 1930s to early 1990s. I love Country Music because it reminds me of my first crush, and my horse! I just love Southern Gospel music as well- sweet music from church. The old hymns.

My personal style is primarily influenced by Dead Country and Western Stars, and Vaudeville acts, such as Al Jolson. The kind of music that was done in the 1920s and 30s and before. I just love the theatricality of it. The only music I really do not care for much is Dance music and that Hippity Hop/Rap. It just goes down the wrong way with me. It doesn’t really sound like music, but more kind of like jungle noise, lol. But when I hear a sweet Country song, or a song about JESUS our LORD, that’s like honey in my ears!"
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: guy's a genius ()
Date: May 19, 2015 07:30PM

Bartok's Bar Talk Wrote:
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> Don't judge too quick Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What you jokers need to do is go to his website
> or
> > tumblr and read, follow him, learn something
> about
> > good music, how a performer and actor has to
> say
> > about the more important side of life.....
> Life
> > is not all guns, sex, waslin and eesh. You
> got
> > to get and form some culture, some class for a
> > change. Not live your existence like a bunch
> of
> > southern hillbillies on a dirt road.
>
> So when is Meade going to get some culture
> himself?
>
> Just between us girls... It is NANCI Griffith.
> He can't even get the names of his I-pod faves
> correct.
>
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----------------------
>
> http://meadeskeltonmusicblog.tumblr.com/post/11633
> 0234343/musical-influences
>
> "I love to watch and listen to so many different
> kinds of musicians , its hard to pick. But my
> favorite genre is FOLK/COUNTRY. To me Country
> Music is the only genre of music that truly
> matters. Sorry Beethoven and Mozart, but Y’all
> take a back seat on my IPOD to Johnny Cash, George
> Jones, Nancy Griffith, Suzy Bogguss, and Elvis
> Presley. My turn table over flows with vinyl from
> Classic Country and Western artists from the 1930s
> to early 1990s. I love Country Music because it
> reminds me of my first crush, and my horse! I
> just love Southern Gospel music as well- sweet
> music from church. The old hymns.
>
> My personal style is primarily influenced by Dead
> Country and Western Stars, and Vaudeville acts,
> such as Al Jolson. The kind of music that was done
> in the 1920s and 30s and before. I just love the
> theatricality of it. The only music I really do
> not care for much is Dance music and that Hippity
> Hop/Rap. It just goes down the wrong way with me.
> It doesn’t really sound like music, but more
> kind of like jungle noise, lol. But when I hear a
> sweet Country song, or a song about JESUS our
> LORD, that’s like honey in my ears!"


His first crush was his horse? Shades of "Duddly Doright's Nell" Seriously, Al Jolson was great, no one could whistle like he could, not even Rodger Whitticker, one of best all around performers.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Bestinthebiz ()
Date: May 20, 2015 06:34PM

Piano keys banger Wrote:
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> Meade Skelton is a loser. He can't play the piano.
> He just bangs out the simple chords that go with
> his lame songs. Let's hear him play something like
> the Rachmaninoff Prelude in C# minor. That
> requires some piano playing ability


Different styles doesn't mean its less good. Most piano players can choose what type of music they want to play. He plays really great boogie wooggie and country classics!

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: lamesame ()
Date: May 20, 2015 06:36PM

Age Aging Premature aged loser Wrote:
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> Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seís. 


That picture is from 2007. Incidently my 14 year old daughter tried that same website and it said she was 32. So do you really think its accurate?

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: face da fact ()
Date: May 20, 2015 07:48PM

We're all losers, even me, while Meade is hanging out and hobnobbing and partying Downtown with the movers and shakers of high society, the A list of DC and NOVA, we are pounding away in seclusion and isolation writing shit on a forum which no sane person making a salary over 100,000.00 per gives a rat's ass about. Where did we fuck up and go wrong in the words of Willie Lohman (Death of a salesman)

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: murder in the red barn ()
Date: May 20, 2015 08:13PM

lamesame Wrote:

> That picture is from 2007. Incidently my 14 year
> old daughter tried that same website and it said
> she was 32. So do you really think its accurate?


It depends on how butt-ugly your daughter is.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: ageoff ()
Date: May 20, 2015 09:49PM

murder in the red barn Wrote:
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> lamesame Wrote:
>
> > That picture is from 2007. Incidently my 14
> year
> > old daughter tried that same website and it
> said
> > she was 32. So do you really think its
> accurate?
>
>
> It depends on how butt-ugly your daughter is.

Its not hot or not site. Its a guess the age site.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Blame it on the Bossa Nova ()
Date: May 21, 2015 01:18AM

ageoff Wrote:
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> murder in the red barn Wrote:

> >
> > It depends on how butt-ugly your daughter is.
>
> Its not hot or not site. Its a guess the age site.

In earlier times, living in denial might have been a viable way of coping with a child born with the birth defect of being butt-ugly.
This is the twenty-first century.
There are ways of solving your problem.
Unfortunate looking children no longer have to be a burden.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Jackin' it in San Diego ()
Date: May 21, 2015 09:49PM

This photo takes me back to the first hand job Meade gave me.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Trail of tears ()
Date: May 22, 2015 03:35PM

Jackin' it in San Diego Wrote:
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> This photo takes me back to the first hand job
> Meade gave me.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 22, 2015 05:09PM

Jackin' it in San Diego Wrote:
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> This photo takes me back to the first hand job
> Meade gave me.

file.php?40,file=147550,filename=Meade2.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: sweetteamade ()
Date: May 22, 2015 05:28PM

Compared to Eeesh, Meade looks like a male model.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Brapture ()
Date: May 23, 2015 12:39PM

sweetteamade Wrote:
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> Compared to Eeesh, Meade looks like a male model.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: wwfmania ()
Date: May 23, 2015 08:13PM

Strong back 8/10

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: May 23, 2015 09:49PM

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> Strong back 8/10
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Meade Mania ()
Date: May 24, 2015 11:38AM

2015
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat ()
Date: May 24, 2015 12:01PM

As it has been long suspected, Meade did come from a dimension portal.
He seems to have escaped from a multiverse where 70s television commercials are the reality.

This explains everything.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Gunlover ()
Date: May 24, 2015 12:58PM

Meade most famous words.


I enjoy going to Kroger’s and getting a 2 pc chicken dinner . I get baked, not fried. (I eat healthy!). So then I had macaroni and cheese, and collard greens with it, and a dinner roll. It was very good in my mouth. I just love going there. The people that work there are really nice. Except some of them have a more uppity attitude. I notice its worse with the middle aged Negroes, than the younger ones. I guess they were taught to hate white people. Oh, well. I certainly don’t hate them. After I had my dinner, I bought some delicious cookies that are chocolate chip with a vanilla filling in the center.

Never Run Out of Ammo

Guns Don't Kill People. People Kill People

Them or You

The two most important days in your life are the day your were born and and the day you find out why

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: classic ()
Date: May 25, 2015 04:34PM

Brapture Wrote:
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> sweetteamade Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Compared to Eeesh, Meade looks like a male
> model.


Meade has a classic V shape, like an inverted pyramid, the strongest geometric structure is the triangle, Meade is the inverted triangle personified. eesh's physic is just a laundry bad filled with dirty smelly gym socks, lumpy and doughy.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: May 25, 2015 04:48PM

classic Wrote:
>
> Meade has a classic V shape, like an inverted
> pyramid, the strongest geometric structure is the
> triangle, Meade is the inverted triangle
> personified. eesh's physic is just a laundry bad
> filled with dirty smelly gym socks, lumpy and
> doughy.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: It takes a village ()
Date: May 25, 2015 05:26PM

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: BEH-eesh ()
Date: May 25, 2015 09:12PM

posting old pictures again and again.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: a key issue ()
Date: May 25, 2015 09:42PM

I don't care what he looks like or if he's weird. He can't sing or play the piano.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: amazingvoice ()
Date: May 26, 2015 12:38PM

a key issue Wrote:
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> I don't care what he looks like or if he's weird.
> He can't sing or play the piano.

He is amazing at singing and playing piano. A true talent!

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Lovesickblues101 ()
Date: May 26, 2015 12:53PM

a key issue Wrote:
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> I don't care what he looks like or if he's weird.
> He can't sing or play the piano.


I beg to differ!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BltuV5d4DEE

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: proof in the pudding ()
Date: May 26, 2015 12:57PM

amazingvoice Wrote:
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sing or play the piano.
>
> He is amazing at singing and playing piano. A true
> talent!


I beg to differ:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BltuV5d4DEE

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: If it ain't broke don't fix it ()
Date: May 26, 2015 01:56PM

BEH-eesh Wrote:
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> posting old pictures again and again.


and again and again and again and again
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: May 26, 2015 02:36PM

Alright, here is a very recent picture.

This is when he was singing about "Healthy Livin"

Complete with neck flab, broken teeth and something new, skin lesions
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Looks young ()
Date: May 26, 2015 02:48PM

BEH Wrote:
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> Alright, here is a very recent picture.
>
> This is when he was singing about "Healthy Livin"
>
> Complete with neck flab, broken teeth and
> something new, skin lesions


He looks young, a plump face does that. Well whatever else people say about this guy, luv him or hate him, he eats well and has a healthy appetite.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: It takes a village ()
Date: May 26, 2015 02:55PM

Looks young Wrote:
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>
> --------------------------------------------------
> ----
> whatever else people say about this guy, luv him
> or hate him, he eats well and has a healthy
> appetite.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: face it ()
Date: May 26, 2015 03:16PM

Meade is kind of cool. He does what he loves to do. He is a lucky man.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Meade says: ()
Date: May 26, 2015 03:56PM

Meade is a sophisticated Hobo, he faces life on his terms he does not compromise. What you see is what you get, Meade likes it like that. Un-conforming, Lead follow or get the fuck out of the way!!!

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: whatever you say ()
Date: May 26, 2015 05:26PM

face it Wrote:
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> Meade is kind of cool. He does what he loves to
> do. He is a lucky man.

Until his daddy dies and Meade's only source of income, his daddy's pensions and social security runs out.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: missteeths ()
Date: May 26, 2015 06:48PM

He still still wearing braces isn't he? His teeth are the least of his problems. He seems to be sweaty, bloated, and of limited intelligence.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: It takes a village ()
Date: May 26, 2015 07:00PM

missteeths Wrote:
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> He still still wearing braces isn't he? His teeth
> are the least of his problems. He seems to be
> sweaty, bloated, and of limited intelligence.

You left out chronically flatulent.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: May 27, 2015 09:52AM

My God, those teeth!

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: brapture ()
Date: May 27, 2015 12:20PM

BEH Wrote:
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> My God, those teeth!
But he doesn't look much better when he hides those teeth.
He is just an unpleasant looking fellow
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Tabitha ()
Date: May 27, 2015 12:28PM

I think he has "charisma" and charm. Face the fact, juxtaposition a picture of Meade with eesh and tell me who's the one with sex appeal.. eesh looks shady, you want to wash your hand after shaking hands with tiny eesh.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Meade Skelton's Non-Talent ()
Date: May 27, 2015 12:42PM

Both Billy Joel and Elton John, singer-songwriters of the type Meade would like to be, are accomplished pianists. That's a claim Meade can't make.

We won't even start with jazz artists such as Chick Corea and Keith Jarrett. Even some rock artists, such as Keith Emerson leave Meade choking in the dust. Classical music is just beyond his comprehension.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: talent lies elsewhere ()
Date: May 27, 2015 12:52PM

Meade tried out for a commercial audition yesterday, if he makes it it might just open up a new career path for Meade. Commercials and clothing commercials, (not big time like Rodeo Drive fasions;, but even for Sears or JC Penny fliers) pay pretty well.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: distantfilms ()
Date: May 27, 2015 01:37PM

far away poor quality video and people think that is what his teeth really look like.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: lifeishort ()
Date: May 27, 2015 01:38PM

They don't look much bettter close up


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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Tom pity ()
Date: May 27, 2015 01:40PM

Tabitha Wrote:
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> I think he has "charisma" and charm. Face the
> fact, juxtaposition a picture of Meade with eesh
> and tell me who's the one with sex appeal.. eesh
> looks shady, you want to wash your hand after
> shaking hands with tiny eesh.



What a selling point for Meade.

"Compared to Eesh, he has sex appeal"

With raves like that, it must be a lack of a publicist holding him back.

Jimmy Kimmel: "Here is the latest singing sensation. With more sex appeal than EEsh....Meade Skelton"
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: It takes a village ()
Date: May 27, 2015 01:51PM

He has a publicist.
Imagine the genius of marketing an action figure before Meade was famous.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: veved ()
Date: May 27, 2015 02:15PM

Sexier than eesh maybe but I don't think the same can be said when compared with Mr. Misery, whom lizzie claims is very sexy!

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Tom Pity ()
Date: May 27, 2015 03:32PM

veved Wrote:
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> Sexier than eesh maybe but I don't think the same
> can be said when compared with Mr. Misery, whom
> lizzie claims is very sexy!

SHHHH.
Are you trying to sabotage any chance for Meade to have a musical career?

The tabloids squealing "Meade, Not as sexy as Mr. Misery", would be a death knell, I tell you, a death knell.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: mouthfull ()
Date: May 27, 2015 06:36PM

His teeth aren't the worst I have seen. At least they look white.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: It takes a village ()
Date: May 27, 2015 08:03PM

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> His teeth aren't the worst I have seen. At least
> they look white.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Babysoft ()
Date: May 28, 2015 12:27AM

Meade has beautiful skin.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 28, 2015 01:11AM

I see some hair on his chest. Gretchen must have forgotten to shave him this week.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: oereeo ()
Date: May 28, 2015 01:51PM

Meade represents what's right about the USA he reflects all that is right and good. Such virtues as truth, honesty, hard work, sacrifice, empathy and unselfishness are embedded in the Meade creed. His father may or may not help him but that too is the American way, nothing wrong in that. Who helped their kids more than John Wayne? You always saw his son Patrick in one of his later flicks (Patrick was not a skilled actor and needed help) and his older boy was always in a production capacity. No one was more American than the Duke, Big Jake, John Wayne!!!!

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Zoo tramp Marie ()
Date: May 28, 2015 02:35PM

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> Meade represents what's right about the USA he
> reflects all that is right and good. Such virtues
> as truth, honesty, hard work, sacrifice, empathy
> and unselfishness are embedded in the Meade creed.

Meade is no better than a welfare recipient or illegal alien.
Bums on the street deserve more respect than Meade.


His prayers sound like he is begging for fame and fortune.

He is a disgrace to hard-working God-fearing Americans like those who frequent this board.

And just looking at him gives decent folks like myself the heebie-jeebies.

Marie the Zoo Tramp
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: doesn't match ()
Date: May 28, 2015 02:40PM

He lacks the ability to match clothing, mismatched colors and stripes and plaids. Some folks can get away with it. Just doesn't give a shit it seems.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: cornbreadandfatback ()
Date: May 28, 2015 02:51PM

oereeo Wrote:
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> Meade represents what's right about the USA he
> reflects all that is right and good. Such virtues
> as truth, honesty, hard work, sacrifice, empathy
> and unselfishness are embedded in the Meade creed.
> His father may or may not help him but that too
> is the American way, nothing wrong in that. Who
> helped their kids more than John Wayne? You
> always saw his son Patrick in one of his later
> flicks (Patrick was not a skilled actor and needed
> help) and his older boy was always in a production
> capacity. No one was more American than the Duke,
> Big Jake, John Wayne!!!!


John Wayne was a veteran of many great battles and got the Presidential Medal of Freedom. I don't see any of that in Meade.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: It takes a village ()
Date: May 28, 2015 04:54PM

cornbreadandfatback Wrote:

>
> John Wayne was a veteran of many great battles and
> got the Presidential Medal of Freedom. I don't
> see any of that in Meade.


Meade keeps fighting the battle of the bulge and losing.
Does that count?

Maybe if he loses 100 pounds Mrs. Obama will give him a presidential wife medal of not as fat as he once was award.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: ROHStar ()
Date: May 28, 2015 11:03PM

Meade has a great physique. He doesn't need to lose anywhere near 100 lbs. He can be the first body builder to sing Country music!

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Right Again ()
Date: May 29, 2015 12:19AM

Zoo tramp Marie Wrote:

>
> His prayers sound like he is begging for fame and
> fortune.
>

>
> Marie the Zoo Tramp
WOW Zoo Tramp Marie has gotten it right again.

He really is begging for fame in his latest blog entry...


http://meadeskeltonmusicblog.tumblr.com/post/120157220263/untalented


Untalented!


I feel very untalented and horrible. Nobody seems to like my stuff. Richmond doesn’t want me, and I couldn’t get on the America’s Got Talent show. I wish I could just sing once on National TV. I wish I were more talented. I am extremely mediocre. No wonder most venues won’t have me. Please let me sing some place. I don’t even usually get paid. I have such a hard time. I wish people liked my music. Nobody likes it. Also, I am not good looking. I am ugly and I am a 36 year old virgin. When I was in school no girls would go out with me. And here I am alone. At least I have Jesus. But I don’t know why he won’t let me sing on TV.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 29, 2015 12:20AM

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Zoo Tramp Marie ()
Date: May 29, 2015 01:42PM

ROHStar Wrote:
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> Meade has a great physique. He doesn't need to
> lose anywhere near 100 lbs. He can be the first
> body builder to sing Country music!

Looky gay underwear model who sings country music 4 million hits


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjiyjYCwNyY

Goofy closeted gay Meade sings county music 330 hits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVupEyz6AwA

Marie the Zoo TRamp.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: May 29, 2015 02:04PM

Right Again Wrote:
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> At least I have Jesus. But I don’t know why he won’t let
> me sing on TV.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: If you read ()
Date: May 29, 2015 02:05PM

If you read meade's latest post on his tumblr site he sounds very much like Mr. Misery, the same lack of confidence and self respect word for word. I wonder if that is more than coincidence.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Uncanny. ()
Date: May 29, 2015 02:11PM

If you read Wrote:
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> If you read meade's latest post on his tumblr site
> he sounds very much like Mr. Misery, the same lack
> of confidence and self respect word for word. I
> wonder if that is more than coincidence.



They both are mildly retarded and have perpetually unemployed sisters that sleep with them.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: hdera ()
Date: May 29, 2015 02:29PM

Uncanny. Wrote:
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> If you read Wrote:
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> -----
> > If you read meade's latest post on his tumblr
> site
> > he sounds very much like Mr. Misery, the same
> lack
> > of confidence and self respect word for word.
> I
> > wonder if that is more than coincidence.
>
>
>
> They both are mildly retarded and have perpetually
> unemployed sisters that sleep with them.


It has to be more than that...I mean it is spooky, same thought patterns, maybe poor Miz is one of those guys with multiple personalities, like in the movie "Session 9"

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: MeadeisrealCountry ()
Date: May 29, 2015 05:16PM

Meade sings real Country music, not that faux gay Country and his sweet tea video has tons of views. Also Meade is not gay.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: whatever you say Meade ()
Date: May 29, 2015 07:47PM

MeadeisrealCountry Wrote:
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> Meade sings real Country music, not that faux gay
> Country and his sweet tea video has tons of views.
> Also Meade is not gay.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: uncouth fatty ()
Date: May 29, 2015 10:15PM

Right Again Wrote:
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> Zoo tramp Marie Wrote:
>
> >
> > His prayers sound like he is begging for fame
> and
> > fortune.
> >
>
> >
> > Marie the Zoo Tramp
> WOW Zoo Tramp Marie has gotten it right again.
>
> He really is begging for fame in his latest blog
> entry...
>
>
> http://meadeskeltonmusicblog.tumblr.com/post/12015
> 7220263/untalented
>
>
> Untalented!
>
>
> I feel very untalented and horrible. Nobody seems
> to like my stuff. Richmond doesn’t want me, and
> I couldn’t get on the America’s Got Talent
> show. I wish I could just sing once on National
> TV. I wish I were more talented. I am extremely
> mediocre. No wonder most venues won’t have me.
> Please let me sing some place. I don’t even
> usually get paid. I have such a hard time. I wish
> people liked my music. Nobody likes it. Also, I am
> not good looking. I am ugly and I am a 36 year
> old virgin. When I was in school no girls would
> go out with me. And here I am alone. At least I
> have Jesus. But I don’t know why he won’t let
> me sing on TV.

How gross! Does he have to touch every slice of pizza?

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Brapture ()
Date: May 29, 2015 11:22PM

uncouth fatty Wrote:
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> How gross! Does he have to touch every slice of
> pizza?


Not only that he spits on his birthday cakes when he blows out the candles.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Gifter ()
Date: May 29, 2015 11:37PM

Someone loves him enough to splurge on an expensive cake.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Less than $20 ()
Date: May 29, 2015 11:39PM

Gifter Wrote:
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> Someone loves him enough to splurge on an
> expensive cake.



It's a Kroger cake.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Purple Helmets ()
Date: May 29, 2015 11:44PM

What's with all the purple penises on that cake? Is that a hidden message?

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 29, 2015 11:46PM

What's with the forced regression? Winnie the Pooh cake at his age?

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Uppity Baker ()
Date: May 30, 2015 12:17AM

Meade fainted.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Bakersfield Chimp ()
Date: May 30, 2015 12:54AM

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> What's with the forced regression? Winnie the Pooh
> cake at his age?
Things one can't unsee...
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: HomoTea ()
Date: May 30, 2015 01:21AM

MeadeisrealCountry Wrote:
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> Meade sings real Country music, not that faux gay
> Country and his sweet tea video has tons of views.
> Also Meade is not gay.


Meade sings real Gay music because he is closeted.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Tab for Meade's Girlish figure ()
Date: May 30, 2015 01:57AM

Schrödinger's cat Wrote:
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> As it has been long suspected, Meade did come from
> a dimension portal.
> He seems to have escaped from a multiverse where
> 70s television commercials are the reality.
>
> This explains everything.

http://meadeskeltonmusicblog.tumblr.com/post/120230533153/tab-cola-helps-me-keep-my-figure


Tab Cola helps me keep my figure!
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: It takes a village ()
Date: May 30, 2015 02:12AM

Purple Helmets Wrote:
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> What's with all the purple penises on that cake?
> Is that a hidden message?

The message is not hidden enough.

http://www.amazon.com/forum/music?_encoding=UTF8&cdForum=Fx1YA4ZE83NG9MC&cdThread=Tx3V6J206WWIFOQ
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: manlymeade ()
Date: May 30, 2015 12:29PM

Meade is very manly. He's a real manly man . He has boyish good looks and charm. If he were normal and not autistic, he probably would have several girlfriends at once.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: What you talking about Willis? ()
Date: May 30, 2015 12:44PM

manlymeade Wrote:
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> Meade is very manly. He's a real manly man . He
> has boyish good looks and charm. If he were normal
> and not autistic, he probably would have several
> girlfriends at once.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Fat Legs ()
Date: May 30, 2015 02:37PM

Meades new autobiographical melancholy slow groove.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: I respect this Man! ()
Date: May 30, 2015 02:53PM

Meade is not afraid of "sweat equity", he has the heart and character of a true professional. Many of this nations top performers started at the same "grassroots" level as Mr. Skelton, if he continues to go the route he is going it is just a matter of time before he achieves success. I respect his ethics.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Meade is a Nincompoop ()
Date: May 30, 2015 04:57PM

I respect this Man! Wrote:
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> Meade is not afraid of "sweat equity", he has the
> heart and character of a true professional.

Too bad he has the work ethic of a welfare recipient.

He has never held down even a part time job before his utter incompetence gets him gets let go within a few months.

If he was the great singer/songwriter why hasn't he written so few songs?

Hank Williams died at 28, rarely drew a sober breath for his last five years.
Between touring and recording the man was busy.

AND he wrote 400 songs and changed the face of country music...

What has Meade accomplished?
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: May 30, 2015 05:11PM

Meade is a Nincompoop Wrote:
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>> What has Meade accomplished?
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: BallsofFire ()
Date: May 31, 2015 01:40AM

It's hard to hold on to a laborious 9 to 5 job, when you are playing in sweaty Honky-tonks, until 4 am.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: It takes a village ()
Date: May 31, 2015 01:48AM

BallsofFire Wrote:
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> It's hard to hold on to a laborious 9 to 5 job,
> when you are playing in sweaty Honky-tonks, until
> 4 am.


That is true, what is Meade's excuse again?
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Cakewalk ()
Date: May 31, 2015 04:48AM

He be hella fat.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: May 31, 2015 06:28AM

M Morbidly Obese
E Eunuch
A Asburgers
D Delusions of Granduer
E Extra Chromosome 21

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: BEHloser ()
Date: May 31, 2015 02:50PM

Meade is very attractive and handsome and very talented. All those things escape BEH.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: It takes a village ()
Date: May 31, 2015 04:01PM

BEHloser Wrote:
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> Meade is very attractive and handsome and very
> talented. All those things escape BEH.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Second photo down^^^ ()
Date: May 31, 2015 04:13PM

Was the inspiration behind the captivating "Trolls leave me alone " song.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: May 31, 2015 04:53PM

BEHloser Wrote:
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> Meade is very attractive and handsome and very
> talented. All those things escape BEH.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Ted Mack's Amateur Hour ()
Date: May 31, 2015 07:31PM

It's like he wants to fail, he goes on an audition for "America's Got Talent" and sings the worst cornpone crazy song of his repertoire. Instead of captivating them with the sentimental soft "Sweet Tea" or the jocular and hilarious "Hipster's Ruin Everything". He needs some professional career guidance. He has the talent but his thinking is in the clouds, muddled.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Farmer Preacher ()
Date: May 31, 2015 09:25PM

Ted Mack's Amateur Hour Wrote:
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> It's like he wants to fail, he goes on an audition
> for "America's Got Talent" and sings the worst
> cornpone crazy song of his repertoire. Instead
> of captivating them with the sentimental soft
> "Sweet Tea" or the jocular and hilarious
> "Hipster's Ruin Everything". He needs some
> professional career guidance. He has the talent
> but his thinking is in the clouds, muddled.


That's too bad, if he would have qualified and won it would be big for this area, we need people to help put Fairfax and NOVA on the tourist map. By becoming a top contender it would have benefited all of us by bringing in the tourist dollar. Meade has too think of the repercussion/ positive effects/fallout of stardom and civic responsibility to his community

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Ghost of Elvis ()
Date: May 31, 2015 09:44PM

Somewhere along the way, this chump suffered a complete mental breakdown.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Chicken at Kroger's ()
Date: June 01, 2015 11:55AM

Ghost of Elvis Wrote:
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> Somewhere along the way, this chump suffered a
> complete mental breakdown.

Somewhere?

He was screwed up out of the gate.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Meade hates Annon Posters ()
Date: June 01, 2015 01:49PM

Meade posted a note to anon posters on his Tumblr site that he will no longer answer their questions.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Barfcity ()
Date: June 01, 2015 06:09PM

Meade only has really 1 or 2 good songs that he wrote himself. The rest as piss poor awful and not good enough - even for Country. His "shtick" may work for some place like Branson, but he's deluding himself if he expects to have any kind of mainstream career- especially at his age.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Big headed ()
Date: June 01, 2015 06:13PM

Meade hates Annon Posters Wrote:
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> Meade posted a note to anon posters on his Tumblr
> site that he will no longer answer their
> questions.


Meade let success go to his head, he feels he is better than the anon fellows. He is intoxicated with status now that he is a "big deal" in the joints and the churches. Success like power corrupts "absolutely".

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Bruce Jenner's castrated penis ()
Date: June 01, 2015 09:21PM

Barfcity Wrote:
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> Meade only has really 1 or 2 good songs that he
> wrote himself. The rest as piss poor awful and not
> good enough - even for Country. His "shtick" may
> work for some place like Branson, but he's
> deluding himself if he expects to have any kind of
> mainstream career- especially at his age.


As bad as Branson is, do you really think meade-iocre Meade could make it there?
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Irish O'Grady ()
Date: June 01, 2015 11:03PM

Bruce Jenner's castrated penis Wrote:
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> Barfcity Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Meade only has really 1 or 2 good songs that he
> > wrote himself. The rest as piss poor awful and
> not
> > good enough - even for Country. His "shtick"
> may
> > work for some place like Branson, but he's
> > deluding himself if he expects to have any kind
> of
> > mainstream career- especially at his age.
>
>
> As bad as Branson is, do you really think
> meade-iocre Meade could make it there?
Perhaps....
As a broom-sweep.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Abnormal ()
Date: June 02, 2015 12:07AM

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> I see some hair on his chest. Gretchen must have
> forgotten to shave him this week.


The creep should shave his own sponge-body.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 02, 2015 12:40AM

Big headed Wrote:
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>
> Meade let success go to his head, he feels he is
> better than the anon fellows. He is intoxicated
> with status now that he is a "big deal" in the
> joints and the churches. Success like power
> corrupts "absolutely".



He really needs to advertise his services for weddings and parties.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: moving on up ()
Date: June 02, 2015 04:11AM

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> He really needs to advertise his services for
> weddings and parties.

DO they still hire men's room attendants at weddings and other parties?
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: At the YMCA ()
Date: June 02, 2015 02:41PM

Meade always seems to forget his most obvious influences.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: He'd do well ()
Date: June 02, 2015 04:04PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Big headed Wrote:
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> -----
> >
> > Meade let success go to his head, he feels he
> is
> > better than the anon fellows. He is
> intoxicated
> > with status now that he is a "big deal" in the
> > joints and the churches. Success like power
> > corrupts "absolutely".

>
>
> He really needs to advertise his services for
> weddings and parties.


He needs to get into the up and coming "Bar Mitzvah" venue. Imagine the big .bucks he would rake in just in tips. "Hava Nagilla" Meade style.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Töten sie die Juden! ()
Date: June 02, 2015 05:16PM

He'd do well Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:

> He needs to get into the up and coming "Bar
> Mitzvah" venue. Imagine the big .bucks he would
> rake in just in tips. "Hava Nagilla" Meade style.


http://meadeskeltonmusicblog.tumblr.com/post/117819217923/prejudice-in-my-heart


Prejudice in my heart…


Oh Lord, please help remove all prejudice from my heart. Especially any I have towards the Jews. Amen.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Oh shitsky! ()
Date: June 02, 2015 05:20PM

Töten sie die Juden! Wrote:
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> He'd do well Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eesh Wrote:
>
> > He needs to get into the up and coming "Bar
> > Mitzvah" venue. Imagine the big .bucks he
> would
> > rake in just in tips. "Hava Nagilla" Meade
> style.
>
>
> http://meadeskeltonmusicblog.tumblr.com/post/11781
> 9217923/prejudice-in-my-heart
>
>
> Prejudice in my heart…
>
>
> Oh Lord, please help remove all prejudice from my
> heart. Especially any I have towards the Jews.
> Amen.


Guess that eliminates that......maybe an Arab belly dance thingsmajig.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: dinner is served ()
Date: June 02, 2015 07:59PM

Oh shitsky! Wrote:

>
> Guess that eliminates that......maybe an Arab
> belly dance thingsmajig.
There is always one place where Meade will always be appreciated
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Meade Beefcake ()
Date: June 03, 2015 03:01PM

Meade in the beach pose looks like a guy you would not want to fuck with. Talk about Beach muscle! No one will kick sand in his face.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: June 03, 2015 03:12PM

Meade Beefcake Wrote:
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> Meade in the beach pose looks like a guy you would
> not want to fuck with. Talk about Beach muscle!
> No one will kick sand in his face.

Only if you fear excess neck flesh, man boobs, flop sweat , fold cheese and a big flabby belly.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Meade is cartman incarnate ()
Date: June 03, 2015 03:32PM

Meade Beefcake Wrote:
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> Meade in the beach pose looks like a guy you would
> not want to fuck with. Talk about Beach muscle!
> No one will kick sand in his face.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 03, 2015 03:40PM

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Big101 ()
Date: June 03, 2015 06:00PM

He's built big like a tank. He isn't holding onto much flab. If he fixes his diet he could get rid of that extra and be in the WWF.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Meade 2015 ()
Date: June 03, 2015 06:47PM

Greasy Sponge-cake body Man Boobs

ready for summer wear from Goodwill
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 03, 2015 07:08PM

Is he working out in a dungeon?

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: One powerful dude ()
Date: June 03, 2015 07:21PM

He handles those 25 lb dumbbells like if they were shit. Meade is built like a "brick shit house" with 30inch pythons. Big guns!

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: phony ()
Date: June 03, 2015 08:27PM

Take off the slimming girdle, fat boy.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: It takes a village ()
Date: June 04, 2015 01:48AM

One powerful dude Wrote:
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> He handles those 25 lb dumbbells like if they were
> shit. Meade is built like a "brick shit house"
> with 30inch pythons. Big guns!

Look at his fucking face...
He looks like he is straining to shit a brick.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Hellbound Meade lies again ()
Date: June 04, 2015 12:41PM

Meade hates Annon Posters Wrote:
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> Meade posted a note to anon posters on his Tumblr
> site that he will no longer answer their
> questions.


Which basically means instead of Meade asking questions to himself 'anon' he asks question to himself under another tumblr name.

http://meadeskeltonmusicblog.tumblr.com/post/120643423173/have-you-ever-considered-getting-a-tattoo

http://sharkhunter78.tumblr.com/

Will he ever stop lying?
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: I doubt it ()
Date: June 04, 2015 01:23PM

I think he just hates anon posters, thinks they are evil and should all suck giant donkey dicks. Meade is a calculated fellow and likes to know who he is dealing with at all times/

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: bigbbq ()
Date: June 04, 2015 02:54PM

He's not a complete blob. He has muscle tone and a good build. A lot of people are skinny and fat at the same time. Meade can really work his natural build to a massive potential.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: June 04, 2015 04:26PM

bigbbq Wrote:
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> He's not a complete blob. He has muscle tone and a
> good build. A lot of people are skinny and fat at
> the same time. Meade can really work his natural
> build to a massive potential.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Bruce Jenner would... ()
Date: June 04, 2015 04:46PM

Kill for boobs like Meade has in the bicycle photo. Bruce Jenner thinks he is sexier than Kim Kardashian now.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Meade's estrogen levels ()
Date: June 04, 2015 05:07PM

Bruce Jenner would... Wrote:
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> Kill for boobs like Meade has in the bicycle
> photo. Bruce Jenner thinks he is sexier than Kim
> Kardashian now.

Jenner would certainly kill for Meade's estrogen levels.

Meade has the body of a soccer mom.

This cropped photo shows that...
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: It takes a village ()
Date: June 04, 2015 05:09PM

Back to basics....
Always in style..
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: BigBucks ()
Date: June 04, 2015 08:20PM

Meade certainly could be in the WWF. He has a big build and could probably win a lot of matches. I wonder how he'd do against Chris Jherico.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: The New World Order is now ()
Date: June 04, 2015 08:58PM

I am a member of the Illuminati.
I knew it was only matter of time before the intelligentsia of world would find out our true power.

It appears Meade Skelton is on to us.

We are finished.

http://meadeskeltonmusicblog.tumblr.com/post/120713243368/no-commercials-yet


No Commercials Yet


I didn’t get the lumber liquidators commercial. But I think its because I’m not a SAG member. Oh, well maybe next time. In the future, I would really like to work with Victoria Jackson. She is a Christian conservative and is making wholesome family films right now. I want no part of Hollyweird. They are just disgusting animals out there. I wish we could find a way to make it creative again. Its just that the gay agenda and the illuminati are taking over all forms of entertainment. I think its to appease Satan. But I know that we can pray over these things and claim victory in the Holy Spirit.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Curves ()
Date: June 04, 2015 10:29PM

Bruce Jenner would... Wrote:
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> Kill for boobs like Meade has in the bicycle
> photo. Bruce Jenner thinks he is sexier than Kim
> Kardashian now.

Old Bruce Jenner wishes he had this supple bod
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: June 04, 2015 10:33PM

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: turn me on dead man ()
Date: June 05, 2015 01:12PM

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: teeth ()
Date: June 05, 2015 01:35PM

What is wrong with his teeth? Was he in an accident and broke them or was he born that way? They kind of detract attention so he should get them fixed. Any good dentist would be able to fix them for him.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Clean Livin' ()
Date: June 05, 2015 01:39PM

Nice White teeth
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Hates anon posters ()
Date: June 05, 2015 01:41PM

He says anon posters are all latent homosexuals who masturbate to pictures of the Vanity Fair picture of the new and improved Bruce Jenner.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Big gig for summer ()
Date: June 05, 2015 03:50PM

Meade might drive a "Mr Frosty" ice cream truck for the summer. A good opportunity to display his singing talents.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 05, 2015 03:51PM

He's in North Carolina today.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: big gig? ()
Date: June 05, 2015 04:15PM

He must have a big club date in North Carolina, sometimes, once in a while, he'll get an invitation as a session guitarist (paid) with a big name or a job of his own in a college venue. Maybe Chapel Hill?

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Turn me on dead man ()
Date: June 05, 2015 05:52PM

teeth Wrote:
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> What is wrong with his teeth? Was he in an
> accident and broke them or was he born that way?
> They kind of detract attention so he should get
> them fixed. Any good dentist would be able to fix
> them for him.


Meade died and was buried in a desecrated ancient Indian burial ground.
Now he is forced to wander the earth as an undead for all eternity.

Here is a death photo.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 05, 2015 06:00PM

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> Here is a death photo.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: turn me on dead man ()
Date: June 07, 2015 12:07PM

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> >
> > Here is a death photo.
Like we ever get what we want.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Fitbird ()
Date: June 07, 2015 12:39PM

Poor fella. He isn't capable of losing the weight.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: fat man fever ()
Date: June 07, 2015 03:48PM

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> Poor fella. He isn't capable of losing the weight.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Don't shoot me, I'm a piano guy ()
Date: June 07, 2015 04:05PM

Illuminati are a dastardly bunch of former members of the Hell's Angels Motorcycle club bent on world domination through brainwashing the lower classes of society.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Best of pissible worlds ()
Date: June 08, 2015 12:10AM

Don't shoot me, I'm a piano guy Wrote:
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> Illuminati are a dastardly bunch of former members
> of the Hell's Angels Motorcycle club bent on world
> domination through brainwashing the lower classes
> of society.
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Mayor McCheese ()
Date: November 24, 2016 02:27PM

Meade Skelton!

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Phil Lacio ()
Date: December 17, 2016 03:14PM

 

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Phil Lacio ()
Date: March 11, 2017 05:14PM

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: Let's do a new photo instead ()
Date: April 15, 2017 01:50AM

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> posting old pictures again and again.

yes, he is finally gotten his body back into shape!!!
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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: April 15, 2017 08:30PM

He's as buxom and sweaty as ever.

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Re: Meade Skelton: Behind the Music
Posted by: In 10 days Meade will be 40-bump ()
Date: March 29, 2019 01:21AM

This thread has always been a favorite...

Lots of Moronic Memes and goofy gifs...

Of course, it is missing this recent gif.
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