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Man in VA with pet camel
Posted by: CamelHump ()
Date: May 14, 2015 01:22PM

That fence wasn't high enough I guess.



Man arrested, charged with preventing seizure of pet camel
By The Associated Press May 14, 2015 10:26 am


AMELIA, Va. (AP) — A retired pinball machine repairman has been arrested after police in central Virginia say he tried to prevent officers from seizing his pet camel.

The Richmond Times-Dispatch reports (http://bit.ly/1H4Y8IJ ) 57-year-old Stanley Holmes Jr. of Amelia has been charged with obstruction of justice and misdemeanor animal cruelty.

Chesterfield County police spokeswoman Elizabeth Caroon says animal control officers were investigating a report of a neglected camel that appeared emaciated. On advice from the State Veterinarian’s Office, they decided to seize the animal.

Caroon says Holmes loaded the camel into a horse trailer and drove away as officers were arranging to transport the camel.

Holmes says police never told him he could not take the camel off the property. He says police followed him for at least six miles before pulling him over.

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Re: Man in VA with pet camel
Posted by: Citizen001 ()
Date: May 14, 2015 03:58PM

Where did he get the camel? Can you even import camels into the country?


Oh, and was this a one hump or two hump camel?

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Re: Man in VA with pet camel
Posted by: Gunlover ()
Date: May 14, 2015 04:24PM

better hide him from those ragheads.

Never Run Out of Ammo

Guns Don't Kill People. People Kill People

Them or You

The two most important days in your life are the day your were born and and the day you find out why

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Re: Man in VA with pet camel
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: May 14, 2015 05:06PM

A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?"

The Sergeant replied, "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel."

The captain said, "Well if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me."

After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!"

The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captain's quarters. The captain got a footstool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"

The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride to town and pick up women..."

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Re: Man in VA with pet camel
Posted by: jiuhgy ()
Date: May 14, 2015 05:20PM

Gerry just got a hardon

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Re: Man in VA with pet camel
Posted by: severely retarded? ()
Date: May 14, 2015 09:26PM

Gunlover Wrote:
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> better hide him from those ragheads.


LOL a WHITE guy was caught with a camel... and you bring up arabs.

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Re: Man in VA with pet camel
Posted by: Gunlover ()
Date: May 15, 2015 04:24AM

severely retarded? Wrote:
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> Gunlover Wrote:
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> > better hide him from those ragheads.
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> LOL a WHITE guy was caught with a camel... and you
> bring up arabs.

The white man can't have a pet camel without the damn rags raping his camel. The camel in America to escape fear of rape. Also MFs like you.

Never Run Out of Ammo

Guns Don't Kill People. People Kill People

Them or You

The two most important days in your life are the day your were born and and the day you find out why



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/15/2015 04:25AM by Gunlover.

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