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Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: iLester ()
Date: May 07, 2015 02:06PM

Pretty cool.
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Re: Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: Cosmo was right! ()
Date: May 07, 2015 02:15PM

I knew it!

Pigmen DO exist!!!

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Re: Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: Not even an apple product ()
Date: May 07, 2015 02:19PM

That person should probably EAT more apples

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Re: Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: good lord ()
Date: May 07, 2015 02:41PM

Good Lord, look at that trotter!

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Re: Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: May 07, 2015 04:41PM

Sausage fingers!

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Re: Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: Ckkckc ()
Date: May 07, 2015 04:48PM

Obviously a troll post.

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Re: Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 07, 2015 04:53PM

496 Wrote:
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> Sausage fingers!


I wonder what their bowels are like.

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Re: Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: May 07, 2015 04:53PM

That's not a hand, that's a paw

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Re: Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: uhoh ()
Date: May 07, 2015 06:39PM

I didn't realize Apple was making that for the foot.

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Re: Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: tbm4U ()
Date: May 07, 2015 07:03PM

i have a mechanical watch that's more accurate and allot smaller - and elegant - and not very expensive

thank switzerland

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Re: Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: MDjkh ()
Date: May 07, 2015 07:07PM

GPS. Apple Watch uses the GPS in your iPhone to help measure the distance you travel during the day or during workouts that can’t be measured in steps, such as cycling.

that means if you wear one possibly the police (OR CRIMINALS) can track you

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Re: Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: T9Vem ()
Date: May 07, 2015 07:08PM

72 hr battery life is terrible for a watch

it says nothign about time accuracy or time formats

it does everything EXCEPT keep time - typical of a microsoft design or wikipedia article - everything except what you need

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Re: Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: XLE36 ()
Date: May 07, 2015 07:09PM

the maps are useful but who that has an iphone would use a map on the watch, and who that doesn't have an iphone would buy a watch instead of an iphone ?

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Re: Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: et3td ()
Date: May 07, 2015 07:10PM

(you aren't taking this watch to the bank hours OR on a sailing trip)

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Re: Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: nxd6d ()
Date: May 07, 2015 07:13PM

it's in the realm of office desktop gadget. not terribly pricey as you'd think - but pricey enough.
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Re: Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: uFUDd ()
Date: May 07, 2015 07:26PM

any big boss with a pretty but drunk secretary should make sure his secratary has

1) gotten him coffee

2) set his calendar

(really so he knows she isn't stamping the wrong date 1/2 the day on all the papers, right?)

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Re: Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: c3Jdu ()
Date: May 07, 2015 07:26PM

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Re: Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: NWukX ()
Date: May 07, 2015 07:33PM

what? that's not what it's for?

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Re: Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: ElAngelo ()
Date: May 07, 2015 10:43PM

Does it even fit?

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Re: Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: UJN6T ()
Date: May 07, 2015 10:54PM

>GPS. Apple Watch uses the GPS in your iPhone to help measure the distance you >travel during the day or during workouts that can’t be measured in steps, such >as cycling.

>that means if you wear one possibly the police (OR CRIMINALS) can track you

Or charge you more or less for Obamacare based on your physical activity level. Thanks Obama!

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Re: Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: vD6nN ()
Date: May 08, 2015 08:21AM

what dmv used to look like at the end of the month

no chairs, no computers

guess what? it worked better than it does today !

who didn't know that?
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Re: Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: k6h9U ()
Date: May 08, 2015 08:22AM

if you were lucky dmv (or a bank) had one of these at the window , so they wouldn't have to keep telling people what the date is
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Re: Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: hDXUj ()
Date: May 08, 2015 08:23AM

they probably should still use them

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Re: Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: wWVGn ()
Date: May 08, 2015 08:32AM

> Or charge you more or less for Obamacare based on
> your physical activity level. Thanks Obama!

yes. or deny you dmv papers or change the grocery prices based on who you are.

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Re: Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: good news ()
Date: May 08, 2015 09:43AM

Apple is coming out with an AC adapter for the iwatch this fall.

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Re: Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: thumbing ()
Date: May 08, 2015 11:24AM

where is the thumb

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Re: Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: Digits ()
Date: May 08, 2015 11:26AM

Casualty of a late night snack attack.

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Re: Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: say it 5 times fast ()
Date: May 08, 2015 11:52AM

Those hands belong to the cray cray lady's baby cray baby.

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Re: Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: misshapen head legacy ()
Date: May 08, 2015 11:57AM

That hand looks like my sister's paws. She's fat.

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Re: Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: u4mbt ()
Date: May 08, 2015 12:20PM

XLE36 Wrote:
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> the maps are useful but who that has an iphone
> would use a map on the watch, and who that doesn't
> have an iphone would buy a watch instead of an
> iphone ?


You have to have both. The watch needs the phone.

Basically, it's an iPhone accessory.

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Re: Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: pKM4w ()
Date: May 08, 2015 07:48PM


yes but next year after you buy it your best feature, maps, is going to stop working. google will tell you upgrade your android with a new version of windows 9

they will then tell you - but it will never hit the media - that your chip is too old and you can no longer receive upgrades

watch OS. watch the OS rip you off.



don't say i didn't tell you.

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Re: Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: Henry Grant ()
Date: July 02, 2020 01:21PM

Good day! Such watches looks really great. Price is quite high but this device provides a lot of useful and interesting features. I like new gadgets and usually I follow all latest tech news on 4ProMedia website, there are many articles in different categories. Highly recommend to check!

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Re: Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: Caller of BS ()
Date: July 02, 2020 01:52PM

If only my penis was as fat as these fingers

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Re: Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: Jimmy Dean ()
Date: July 02, 2020 02:03PM

OP, would you want to give me a hand?

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Re: Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: Sooey ()
Date: July 02, 2020 02:06PM

If you’re at the trough when that heifer comes a running you best get out of the way

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Re: Just got my Apple watch!
Posted by: No..no,no,no ()
Date: July 02, 2020 08:38PM

Ckkckc Wrote:
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> Obviously a troll post.

No fucking way. That’s the biggest Apple Watch I’ve ever seen.

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