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Ageless One
Posted by: MeadeStar ()
Date: April 23, 2015 11:42PM

It's uncanny. I met Meade at a record store awhile back. I thought he was in his early 20's. I surprised to death when he told me, that he was 30 something. I asked him what his secret was. He just said "No Alcohol or cigarettes and liftin' a lot of liftin'
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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 24, 2015 12:11AM

What filter did you use to make that pic look that way?

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: Linda B. ()
Date: April 24, 2015 12:41AM

That is the epitome of a rugged Southern man.

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: Go Meade Go! ()
Date: April 24, 2015 01:30AM

Damn! I gotta say... My Man is lookin GOOD!

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: Blank, vacant ()
Date: April 24, 2015 01:40AM

I wonder if that's the face he makes when he's meeting with a career counsellor.

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: High School stoner ()
Date: April 24, 2015 11:53AM

Blank, vacant Wrote:
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> I wonder if that's the face he makes when he's
> meeting with a career counsellor.

NAHHH...this one.
Which is why he has been getting jobs where he dresses in customs with heads, Statue of Liberty and a female Cow come to mind.
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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: C4cCc ()
Date: April 24, 2015 11:56AM

See me in 30 years and let's see how "ageless" you will look. Stop acting like a little twit.

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: Nuts to Meade ()
Date: April 24, 2015 12:54PM

Ball gargler.

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: Genetics ()
Date: April 24, 2015 02:24PM

Genetics!!! I'll bet all the folks who picked on him as a youth are now big, fat, balding, geeks with bad teeth. LoL! Poetic justice!!! Meade will bury them all!

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: April 24, 2015 03:45PM

He looks 40 something

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: Cuban ()
Date: April 24, 2015 03:55PM

Meade is going the Desi Arnaz route, having a full head of thick hair for life. Oh, the haters are seething.

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: true american ()
Date: April 24, 2015 04:06PM

That guy looks like he is involved in a "macho" trade, something like lumberjack, merchant marine, steeplejack, longshoreman, parachute forest firefighter, Deep Sea fisherman.

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: XGW ()
Date: April 24, 2015 04:13PM

Genetics Wrote:
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> Genetics!!! I'll bet all the folks who picked on
> him as a youth are now big, fat, balding, geeks
> with bad teeth. LoL! Poetic justice!!! Meade
> will bury them all!


one of the advantages to being a late bloomer, like Meade

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: dmk ()
Date: April 24, 2015 04:16PM

XGW Wrote:
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> Genetics Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Genetics!!! I'll bet all the folks who picked
> on
> > him as a youth are now big, fat, balding, geeks
> > with bad teeth. LoL! Poetic justice!!! Meade
> > will bury them all!
>
>
> one of the advantages to being a late bloomer,
> like Meade


Some jokers and fools, like eesh, cover their bodies with tattoos and put shit in their hair in the hopes of achieving beauty, Meade it is a natural gift.

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: 4GxhV ()
Date: April 24, 2015 04:18PM

Meade is the man. His looks, like his music, will withstand the test of time shining as brilliantly as a diamond in a coal mine.

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: Clem Minerva ()
Date: April 24, 2015 04:43PM

I wish I could be as handsome and famous as Meade.

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: oemfms ()
Date: April 24, 2015 04:57PM

Clem Minerva Wrote:
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> I wish I could be as handsome and famous as Meade.


Most people here do, that's why they bring him up so often..they hope some of that so called "meade luck" will rub off on them. Meade calls them his "jockstraps".

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: Potty Mouth Meade ()
Date: April 24, 2015 07:20PM

oemfms Wrote:
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> Meade calls them his
> "jockstraps".


That is not right.
The guys Meade calls his 'Jockstraps' are the ones Meade lets use his mouth as their urinal.
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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: DrOzgenetics ()
Date: April 24, 2015 09:05PM

Some people are wrinklers, and some are saggers,and some are both. I'm guessing Meade is a sagger

The saggers are people who do tend to not really show their age through much of their 40s and they tend to have very few lines and wrinkles and their skin looks young. However, their skin kinda droops over time. These people still age the best

Aging is not all genetics, though. Its partly environment. That's why people today look a lot younger than they did 40 years ago. Look at 25 year olds from the 1970s. They look middle aged from all the sun and smoke.

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: Meade is what he is ()
Date: April 25, 2015 02:55AM

DrOzgenetics Wrote:
time. These people still age the best
>
> Aging is not all genetics, though. Its partly
> environment. That's why people today look a lot
> younger than they did 40 years ago. Look at 25
> year olds from the 1970s. They look middle aged
> from all the sun and smoke.


Don't forget, ne'er–do–wells like Meade Skelton have spent little time in the work environment. Gainful employment is one of the biggest causes of stress.
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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: luv dis guy ()
Date: April 26, 2015 02:46PM

MeadeStar Wrote:
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> It's uncanny. I met Meade at a record store awhile
> back. I thought he was in his early 20's. I
> surprised to death when he told me, that he was 30
> something. I asked him what his secret was. He
> just said "No Alcohol or cigarettes and liftin' a
> lot of liftin'


Was he signing records? I know for a fact he is a sort of "fitness guru", he used to be a "junk food junkie" but has left that life style far behind, Meade is this generations answer to Jack LaLanne. He does give talks on the value of fitness to his athletic supporters who frequent this site.

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 26, 2015 04:09PM

true american Wrote:
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> That guy looks like he is involved in a "macho"
> trade, something like lumberjack, merchant marine,
> steeplejack, longshoreman, parachute forest
> firefighter, Deep Sea fisherman.
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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: heyeeshwhatupdude ()
Date: April 26, 2015 04:25PM

Hey eesh.......

....


....


....



HI! LOLOLOL

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: WWFstar ()
Date: April 26, 2015 08:21PM

That frame , tho
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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: Probiotics ()
Date: April 26, 2015 09:32PM

His nose is too big for his face.
He'd look much better with a smaller nose.

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: What a hoot ()
Date: April 26, 2015 11:21PM

Probiotics Wrote:
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> His nose is too big for his face.
> He'd look much better with a smaller nose.

You can look at a horrific photo like this and think that a nose job is going to fix it?
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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: wonderofitall ()
Date: April 29, 2015 03:47AM

He actually has a beautifully proportioned face. Too bad his body looks like a train wreck. He's definitely a buttabody.


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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: Biginose Brzezinski ()
Date: April 29, 2015 10:10AM

Meade has a big wide nose.

Pics don't lie.

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: Looks good ()
Date: April 29, 2015 02:20PM

That guy would make a good Tarzan for the movies. He reminds me of the guy that played Tarzan, Mike Henry. same barrel chest and features.

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: Get behind the mule ()
Date: April 29, 2015 02:22PM

Biginose Brzezinski Wrote:
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> Meade has a big wide nose.
>
> Pics don't lie.
No one is disagreeing with that.
Meade is one unfortunate looking guy
But the man is a walking "Before" picture for all kinds of plastic surgery and fad diet ads.
If he had $100,000 dollars to turn himself around, Stomach stapling and/or Liposuction would have to be first. Nose job would be fifth or sixth procedure.
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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: Biginose Brzezinski ()
Date: April 29, 2015 03:53PM

Shirtless Snort
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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: Get behind the mule ()
Date: April 29, 2015 04:19PM

Biginose Brzezinski Wrote:
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> Shirtless Snort


Looking at that picture, the nose stands out.
But even though the one only sees the top of the shoulders, the 'spongecake' body is apparent. The receding hairline is front and center. He is doing his best to hide his teeth, we all know much more than braces are needed there.

Maybe Meade should pitch a TV show where he slowly transfigures into a form that doesn't scare young children.

Isn't the "E" network planning a Bruce Jenner becomes an ugly tranny type of thing?

Maybe a 'Fucktard Meade transforms to a normal body' show would get them some ratings and Meade can get his work done at the network's expense.


It would be a win/win for all concerned.
Furthermore, he might get some gainful employment where he isn't required to dress as a corporate mascot with a costume hiding his face.
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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: eeshclowns ()
Date: April 30, 2015 02:25PM

I have a feeling that all these comments about Meade are coming from Eeesh. Who really needs to look in his own mirror before calling out anyone else.

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: eesh in space ()
Date: April 30, 2015 02:46PM

eeshclowns Wrote:
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> I have a feeling that all these comments about
> Meade are coming from Eeesh. Who really needs to
> look in his own mirror before calling out anyone
> else.


Meade does not like homosexual people, he advises us to pray for gays to seek the right lifestyle and for medical science to develop an "anti-gay" antibiotic. eesh claims to be gay (don't know why people do this) and is proud, which is a good thing I guess.

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: bodyblowout ()
Date: April 30, 2015 06:44PM

Honestly, if Meade actually did something about his crappy diet he would have an incredibly shredded physique. His lats and rib cage are huge.

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: Meade is a jolly good fellow ()
Date: April 30, 2015 07:31PM

I've read some of Meade's post on his new site, actually he comes across as a pretty decent guy, sensitive and warm hearted, just trying to get along in a world where good people have the deck stacked against them. To bomblast this guy with comments, coming from the likes of mental midgets who post here, shows how low we have fallen as people. Lets pick on someone who has it coming.

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: Feels LeoTardo ()
Date: May 01, 2015 09:24AM

eeshclowns Wrote:
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> I have a feeling that all these comments about
> Meade are coming from Eeesh. Who really needs to
> look in his own mirror before calling out anyone
> else.


It's a known fact that Meade praises himself anonymously.

he's got an old man's body.

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: Alien-like ()
Date: May 01, 2015 09:40AM

Feels LeoTardo Wrote:
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> eeshclowns Wrote:
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> > I have a feeling that all these comments about
> > Meade are coming from Eeesh. Who really needs
> to
> > look in his own mirror before calling out
> anyone
> > else.
>
>
> It's a known fact that Meade praises himself
> anonymously.
>
> he's got an old man's body.
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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: moobs ()
Date: May 01, 2015 10:03AM

Who has bigger tits, michael or meade?

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: Box Car Willie ()
Date: May 01, 2015 10:35AM

moobs Wrote:
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> Who has bigger tits, michael or meade?

You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, digging the Dancing Queen

Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for the place to go
Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
You come in to look for a king
Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the music's high
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...

You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, digging the Dancing Queen
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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: May 01, 2015 10:57AM

Inbred, obese and delusional, Meade has hit the trifecta.

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: 934nb ()
Date: May 01, 2015 11:34AM

dude is built like a bear. bet these haters would never say that stuff to his face. thing is, meade would take pity on them. and just try to find some way to help them be a better person. its what jesus did also.

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: comparethetwo ()
Date: May 01, 2015 01:39PM

eesh has no muscle tone. Meade is lumpy but he has some build on him.

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: the truth behold ()
Date: May 01, 2015 01:40PM

934nb Wrote:
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> dude is built like a bear. bet these haters would
> never say that stuff to his face. thing is, meade
> would take pity on them. and just try to find
> some way to help them be a better person. its
> what jesus did also.


Just like Meade took pity on Trayvon Martin and uppity Negros who work at Kroeger?

Meade has often told critics that they are "jealous" of him. Some gentle giant.

Show me one person outside of Meade's comfort zone who Meade has "helped," without heavy criticism on Meade's part. He runs around criticizing Blacks, Obama, hipsters, rap music, gays, Northerners, and and anyone who doesn't have his myopic, provincial, and warped sense of the way society should be.

To this day he has the flag of the confederate army on his website, with the word "Proud" on it. Meade brings nothing to the table other than the fact that he fits in a cow costume.

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: Bakersfield chimp ()
Date: May 01, 2015 01:48PM

934nb Wrote:
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> dude is built like a bear. bet these haters would
> never say that stuff to his face. thing is, meade
> would take pity on them. and just try to find
> some way to help them be a better person. its
> what jesus did also.


http://meadeskeltonmusicblog.tumblr.com/post/117819217923/prejudice-in-my-heart

Oh Lord, please help remove all prejudice from my heart. Especially any I have towards the Jews. Amen.
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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: Wrroonggg johns ()
Date: May 01, 2015 03:11PM

comparethetwo Wrote:
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> eesh has no muscle tone. Meade is lumpy but he has
> some build on him.
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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: Girl weights ()
Date: May 01, 2015 05:27PM

25 pounds...... what a wussy.

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: yea well ()
Date: May 01, 2015 05:43PM

It is kinda light (25lbx) for a guy so big, but eesh couldn't do that. I agree though don't make out to be an Atlas with child's weights.

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: watch you with my one good eye ()
Date: May 01, 2015 10:26PM

yea well Wrote:
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> It is kinda light (25lbx) for a guy so big, but
> eesh couldn't do that. I agree though don't make
> out to be an Atlas with child's weights.
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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: aspieland ()
Date: May 02, 2015 12:14PM

doesn't he have aspergers or something?

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: Truth teller travis ()
Date: May 02, 2015 07:20PM

aspieland Wrote:
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> doesn't he have aspergers or something?

That was another lie of Meade's
For many years, Meade has tried to model himself after his favorite superhero Eric Cartman.
Being Fat and racist was came naturally for him.
For a while he was working on assburgers.
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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: tFFt7 ()
Date: May 02, 2015 07:31PM

an empty shelf ? (the blue shelf in the photo)

if there's an empty shelf there are no women nearby i guarantee it !

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: Nike wearing Faggot ()
Date: May 03, 2015 02:27AM

tFFt7 Wrote:
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> an empty shelf ? (the blue shelf in the photo)
>
> if there's an empty shelf there are no women
> nearby i guarantee it !

Zac Efron's butt may be finer, but pounding a sleek muscular butt is no fun for me...Give me the pillsbury doughboyiness of Meade's ample booty and I'm in like Flynn.
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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: going to hell ()
Date: May 03, 2015 10:34PM

I think it just disgusting how people are so mean to an obvious Mental Retard like Meade.

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 03, 2015 10:54PM

http://how-old.net/
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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 03, 2015 10:55PM

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Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 03, 2015 10:56PM

`-=
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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 03, 2015 10:58PM

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 03, 2015 10:58PM

;';'
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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: Ghost ()
Date: May 03, 2015 11:01PM

Eesh, why do you post so many pictures of this man? Do you have sexual fantasies about him? How many times a day do you find yourself thinking of him while maturating?

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: It takes a village ()
Date: May 04, 2015 03:01AM

Ghost Wrote:
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> Eesh, why do you post so many pictures of this
> man? Do you have sexual fantasies about him? How
> many times a day do you find yourself thinking of
> him while maturating?


Heaven's to Betsy who could come up with such blatant filth?


We all share our pictures of Meade because that is our way of letting him know how much we love him.

Who else can make a compelling argument of not being a racist by using the word 'colored' and talking about how his family had a black nanny once?
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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: terminology ()
Date: May 04, 2015 05:49AM

Meade doesn't mean 'colored' ina a negative context. As a cultered southern gentleman raised with colored maids and nannies Meade is well-versed in racial relations.

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: Tom Robbins ()
Date: May 04, 2015 09:04AM

eesh Wrote:
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> ....


Haha Meade looked 38 when actually he was only 30.

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: question for you ()
Date: May 04, 2015 10:32AM

terminology Wrote:
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> Meade doesn't mean 'colored' ina a negative
> context. As a cultered southern gentleman raised
> with colored maids and nannies Meade is
> well-versed in racial relations.




As well versed as Meade's heros, George Zimmerman and Paula Dean?

You misspelled "cultured."

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: very true ()
Date: May 04, 2015 10:36AM

terminology Wrote:
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> Meade doesn't mean 'colored' ina a negative
> context. As a cultered southern gentleman raised
> with colored maids and nannies Meade is
> well-versed in racial relations.


As long as the coloreds show Meade respect for his Southern Whiteness, everyone should get along just fine.

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: WE'LL GET ALONG JUST FINE ()
Date: May 04, 2015 12:43PM

very true Wrote:
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> terminology Wrote:
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>
> As long as the coloreds show Meade respect for his
> Southern Whiteness, everyone should get along just
> fine.


I think Meade is just stuck on an idealized concept of 'the good old days'.


Women were in the kitchen.
The coloreds knew their place.
The gays were in the closet.

The only one these he has any control over is his personal decision to stay in the closet himself.

If I cared about him, I think it be a shame.
Since he has obviously written himself off of ever having a significant other.

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: younginheart ()
Date: May 05, 2015 03:13AM

how old do i look isn't necessarily accurate. they usually rate people older on purpose.

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: accuracyzeropercent ()
Date: May 05, 2015 03:25AM

teenaged girls on how old do i look


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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: Helmet Hair ()
Date: December 21, 2016 06:38PM

Is Meade still singing in empty parking lots?

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Re: Ageless One
Posted by: Phil Lacio ()
Date: March 11, 2017 05:28PM

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