On top of the mountains of other indisputable factual scientific evidence we already have, the recently discovered fossilized eggs prove once again that the Earth is not 5,000 years old as the majority of retarded Republicans and Evangelical Christian Fundamentalist endlessly bloviate every chance they get.

The recently discovered 1.5 Million year old human ancestor footprints in Kenya where our non-muslim President is not from also disprove Republican/Evangelical bullshit.

It may be possible that God went around burying this stuff 5,000 years ago when he was planting all those hidden cameras to watch everyone masterbate or catch them taking his name in vain when shit breaks, but I kinda think that might not be the case because that's just fucking ridiculous and 5,000 years ago he was more concerned with protecting everyone's 2nd Amendment Rights to own automatic weapons so they could protect themselves from crazed drug addicts and dinosaurs.

Can you explain the dating method used?

As if you go to church to hear anything.

Please share a link to where the majority of the Republican Party and all "evangelists" claim the earth is only 5000 years old.

Or shut the fuck up, child.

The guy still doesn't know Hussein Obama is a Muslim.
Hahahaha, what a fucking idiot!

After all it was a Catholic bishop who came up with that bullshit, and anyone who thinks evangelicals believe Catholic shit is stupid.

We'll all know the truth after we leave earth one day.
Remember O man that from dust thou art and to dust thou shall return.

Or is op that stupid?

Jeezus H. Christ, II Wrote:
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> On top of the mountains of other indisputable
> factual scientific evidence we already have, the
> recently discovered fossilized eggs prove once
> again that the Earth is not 5,000 years old as the
> majority of retarded Republicans and Evangelical
> Christian Fundamentalist endlessly bloviate every
> chance they get.
>
> The recently discovered 1.5 Million year old human
> ancestor footprints in Kenya where our non-muslim
> President is not from also disprove
> Republican/Evangelical bullshit.
>
> It may be possible that God went around burying
> this stuff 5,000 years ago when he was planting
> all those hidden cameras to watch everyone
> masterbate or catch them taking his name in vain
> when shit breaks, but I kinda think that might not
> be the case because that's just fucking ridiculous
> and 5,000 years ago he was more concerned with
> protecting everyone's 2nd Amendment Rights to own
> automatic weapons so they could protect themselves
> from crazed drug addicts and dinosaurs.

You do realize all but the literally insane dont really believe the Bible is literal. Most if not all will, however, say they do to troll people like you. Same with Climate Change. Dont even bother engaging them.

Jeezus H. Christ, II Wrote:
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> It may be possible that God went around burying
> this stuff 5,000 years ago when he was planting

I worked with a devout evangelical, she used to claim that the Devil put fossils in the ground to deceive people from the Bible's true story. I think alot of them believe that. Those people are crazy.

And post weird shit.

I know the famous Ken Ham has an answer for this.

Republicans and their creationism bullshit. More embarrassment for the GOP>
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Evolution as a beginning of life on Earth has never been proven .. that's why it's called a theory.

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> Republicans and their creationism bullshit. More
> embarrassment for the GOP>


A cartoon drawn by a person who doesn't understand the scientific method. Obviously, the poster is clueless as well. Any educated person knows it is impossible to disprove the existence of God using the scientific method. However, we are talking about libturdz though who think they know more than people like Einstein and most of the greatest scientists responsible for explaining how our universe works.


But that's a libturd for you.

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> Evolution as a beginning of life on Earth has
> never been proven .. that's why it's called a
> theory.


Evolution was scientifically disproven several years ago when bones that matched a different time and place were found in a different part of the world. Blew the evolution lie out of the water.
Everybody knows this.

they're conservatives fer sure Wrote:
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> Jeezus H. Christ, II Wrote:
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> > It may be possible that God went around burying
> > this stuff 5,000 years ago when he was planting
>
> I worked with a devout evangelical, she used to
> claim that the Devil put fossils in the ground to
> deceive people from the Bible's true story. I
> think alot of them believe that. Those people are
> crazy.


You're a bigot. It's ok, I hate niggers. You hate Christians. But at least I will admit I'm a bigot.

Nobody has ever proven God exists, that the Bible is fact-based, or that one single Republican trickle-down economic theory pans out.

If God created man in his own image - why aren't humans invisible?

Evolution is a lie Wrote:
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> Nb9eF Wrote:
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> > Evolution as a beginning of life on Earth has
> > never been proven .. that's why it's called a
> > theory.
>
>
> Evolution was scientifically disproven several
> years ago when bones that matched a different time
> and place were found in a different part of the
> world. Blew the evolution lie out of the water.
> Everybody knows this.

You've been watching to much FOX News. Evolution a proven theory of sceince unless you're a republican and believe a woman was made from the rib of Adam.

"proven theory of sceince"

Um, hahahaha, you're fucking stooopid.

Nuts Conservatives Wrote:
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> You've been watching to much FOX News. Evolution
> a proven theory of sceince unless you're a
> republican and believe a woman was made from the
> rib of Adam.

Why would God knock up a helpless Virgin, make her give the bastard birth in a stable full of farm animals, make his son a bastard Jew, make his son labor as a minimum wage Carpenter, have him cast the bankers from the temple, and then have a bunch of soldiers and godless traitors crucify him on a cross just to prove a point?

What was the point? Why all the nuances and hidden messages?

A real all-knowing God would have knocked up the Virgin, had her give birth at the Four Seasons, and had a Jewish doctor perform the abortion, and blamed it all on Obama.

OP needs to stick to threads about something he knows a lot about.

Yet another "proven theory of science".

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/1846092.html

If the abrahamic god of the bible was factually real, every pope would have a nobel prize right now.

instead, they give these nobel prizes to educated scientists who actually get off their asses and do the work!

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> Republicans and their creationism bullshit. More
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If you don't like the idea of Creationism, don't blame Republicans. Talk to the one who actually did the Creating....God.

Still fucking that chicken, no?

While you might call it the theory of evolution, evolution is generally considered a fact. There are a couple different theories and models about its operation. But the general idea is considered a fact.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_as_fact_and_theory

Nb9eF Wrote:
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> Evolution as a beginning of life on Earth has
> never been proven .. that's why it's called a
> theory.

I think you should look up the scientific definition of 'theory' - its second only to a 'law' in it certitude. Or perhaps you are making an assertion of epistemology. Descartes wrote the only thing we could be certain of was our own existence - everything else built on that was inference. So if you mean nothing is proven or provable beyond one's own existence I see your point.

But that is not the point you were making is it...

Our troll is fucking it still.

Yes, because belief in evolution is confined to Republicans. You do realize that many religious Democrats also believe in creation don't you?

You are a fucking retarded Lib who spends too much time on the left wing idiots sites. Belief in evolution or creationism has nothing to do with political party affiliation.

So if we are created in his image, why are we all not old white men with long beards?

copmare santa Vs god...

http://wp.patheos.com/blogs/unreasonablefaith/files/2008/12/santa_vs_god.png


religious wackjobs will say that the bible does not tell about all of gods deeds. and will claim that just beasue the bible doesn't mention dinosaurs doesn't mean that they did not exist. and when you mention the 6000 year old earth theory they claim that beasue humans lived longer its seems like only 6000 years has passed but its was much longer.

And don't bring up the fact that after the flood, there is no way noah cold have repopulated the earth enough to have enough slaves to build the pyramids in egypt (whichwe all know were from aliens...stargate duh) or enough asains to build the great wall of china... or enough to have the ethnic diversity currently shown in the world... blacks, whites, medium color skin, fat noses, slant eyes. ect...

Scientific Method
1. Observation and description of a phenomenon or group of phenomena.
2. Formulation of an hypothesis to explain the phenomena.
3. Use of the hypothesis to predict the existence of other phenomena, or to predict quantitatively the results of new observations.
4. Performance of experimental tests of the predictions by several independent experimenters and properly performed experiments.


The real Scientific Method

1. Come up with a new idea to make people think the end is near
2. Ask the Gov't for grant money
3. Spend the money on experiments with predetermined outcomes to support your ideas
4. Go and tell the world that the sky is falling and its their fault

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1212060/Ancient-skeletons-discovered-Georgia-threaten-overturn-theory-human-evolution.html

Archaeologists have unearthed six ancient skeletons dating back 1.8 million years in the hills of Georgia which threaten to overturn the theory of human evolution.

The Georgian bones - which include incredibly well preserved skulls and teeth - are the earliest humans ever found outside Africa.

Well preserved teeth in Georgia? Now this IS a mystery!

Republicans and conservatives think every American that doesn't go to church on Sunday isn't American.

Why are we surprised that conservatives think humans just magically appeared and women were made from the rib of Adam.

Enough of this nonsense. Wrote:
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> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-121
> 2060/Ancient-skeletons-discovered-Georgia-threaten
> -overturn-theory-human-evolution.html
>
> Archaeologists have unearthed six ancient
> skeletons dating back 1.8 million years in the
> hills of Georgia which threaten to overturn the
> theory of human evolution.
>
> The Georgian bones - which include incredibly
> well preserved skulls and teeth - are the earliest
> humans ever found outside Africa.

The article heading: "threaten to overturn theory of human evolution" doesn't mean that the theory of evolution is wrong. The question raised by the find is whether the "out of africa" theory of human evolution is wrong, or incomplete. It's not saying that humans didn't evolve from a common ancestor with other primates. That's not arguable.

BTW, don't get your science information from a rag like the Daily Mail. Newspaper articles provide some reporter's (who has no science background) idea of what the science is actually saying. Valid scientific results are found in peer reviewed journals.

Enough of this nonsense. Wrote:
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> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-121
> 2060/Ancient-skeletons-discovered-Georgia-threaten
> -overturn-theory-human-evolution.html
>
> Archaeologists have unearthed six ancient
> skeletons dating back 1.8 million years in the
> hills of Georgia which threaten to overturn the
> theory of human evolution.
>
> The Georgian bones - which include incredibly
> well preserved skulls and teeth - are the earliest
> humans ever found outside Africa.

Thank God 1.8 Million year old bones weren't found in the U.S. State of Georgia - that would upset the RepubliTard/Evangelical interpretation of their bibles that have been re-written and re-interpreted in various languages over thousands of years by non-white people who look more like ISIS than Georgia Crackers.

DNA proves Republicans are more similar to ISIS than Apes, but less evolved.

>The question raised by the find is whether the "out of africa" theory of human evolution is wrong, or incomplete.

More like an argument over the timing of the homo diaspora. Given the general thinness of the paleontological record,it's pretty amazing that we know much of anything about what was going on back then. Don't be too surprised that we quibble over details, nor mistake this for a scientific crisis. This isn't science falling apart, this is science proceeding exactly as it should.

Good example of this: couple of days ago somebody published a result that stone tools may predate the genus homo. Looks like somebody was banging the rocks together before there were folks around who we thought were capable of this behavior. Interesting - time to revise.

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> Good example of this: couple of days ago somebody
> published a result that stone tools may predate
> the genus homo .

More proof that you're also numbers. eesh was right again. You are a retarded fool.

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> > Good example of this: couple of days ago
> somebody
> > published a result that stone tools may predate
> > the genus homo .
>
> More proof that you're also numbers. eesh was
> right again. You are a retarded fool.

If evolution is correct 50,000 years from now one of the skelton Haufe tribe may get to the point they are gainfully employable.
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> > > Good example of this: couple of days ago
> > somebody
> > > published a result that stone tools may
> predate
> > > the genus homo .
> >
> > More proof that you're also numbers. eesh was
> > right again. You are a retarded fool.
>
> If evolution is correct 50,000 years from now one
> of the skelton Haufe tribe may get to the point
> they are gainfully employable.


Meade gets more good looking pussy in a month than anyone else here has gotten in their entire collective lives. Being jelly of Meade is the lowest form of ffu-loser.

47PHk Wrote:

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> Meade gets more good looking pussy in a month than
> anyone else here has gotten in their entire
> collective lives. Being jelly of Meade is the
> lowest form of ffu-loser.
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Jeezus H. Christ Wrote:
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> Nobody has ever proven God exists, that the Bible
> is fact-based, or that one single Republican
> trickle-down economic theory pans out.
>
> If God created man in his own image - why aren't
> humans invisible?


Jesus is God, who became man to identify with the human condition or sin and walked the earth. It was the fallen nature of mankind, sin, for which he paid the ultimate price, so that to all who believe, there is and will be eternal life after death.
Don't have to believe ... but one day every knee with bow and every tongue confess that Jesus is Lord .. some will live eternally and some will experience eternal death for rejecting the Son of God, who is God incarnate (God in the flesh).
Peace.

>More proof that you're also numbers. eesh was right again. You are a retarded fool.

Even for you, eesh, this makes no sense. Even for you.

Look at Abelard.........figuring out that numbers is eesh.

Daddy-O's firing on all cylinders in the brain case.

abelard Wrote:
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> >More proof that you're also numbers. eesh was
> right again. You are a retarded fool.
>
> Even for you, eesh, this makes no sense. Even for
> you.


eesh spanked you up and down this forum fool. Sadly, you're too fucking stupid to realize it. Isn't it about time you post as an anon puppet declaring how a 4th rate poster like you is the super-duper smartestest of us all. Douche

What's going on in this thread?

eesh Wrote:
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> What's going on in this thread?

A frank an honest discussion about the ancestors of modern man.
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>eesh spanked you up and down this forum fool.

Eesh, stick to petty crime and leave the thinking for the grownups. Also, grammar.

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> >eesh spanked you up and down this forum fool.
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> Eesh, stick to petty crime and leave the thinking
> for the grownups. Also, grammar.
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Ahh... The Instagram (Twitter for idiots) reply.

abelard Wrote:
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> >eesh spanked you up and down this forum fool.
>
> Eesh, stick to petty crime and leave the thinking
> for the grownups. Also, grammar.


Still the dumbest fucktard on here abe.

 
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>Still the dumbest fucktard on here abe.

Ha - I stand corrected. ZZZZZ makes eesh look like, well, me.



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