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On my way to the bathrrom to try and spank it to the Chelsea Clinton cover of Elle Magazine
Posted by: Got my Astroglide ready ()
Date: April 11, 2015 11:30PM

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I will let you know how it goes.
I do not find her attractive at all.

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Re: On my way to the bathrrom to try and spank it to the Chelsea Clinton cover of Elle Magazine
Posted by: Got my Astroglide ready ()
Date: April 11, 2015 11:33PM

Still trying to achieve a full erection.

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Re: On my way to the bathrrom to try and spank it to the Chelsea Clinton cover of Elle Magazine
Posted by: Got my Astroglide ready ()
Date: April 11, 2015 11:36PM

Still trying.

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Re: On my way to the bathrrom to try and spank it to the Chelsea Clinton cover of Elle Magazine
Posted by: Webb Hubble ()
Date: April 11, 2015 11:39PM

Not with my smile glaring at you . . .

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Re: On my way to the bathrrom to try and spank it to the Chelsea Clinton cover of Elle Magazine
Posted by: Got my Astroglide ready ()
Date: April 11, 2015 11:41PM

Still trying.
:(

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Re: On my way to the bathrrom to try and spank it to the Chelsea Clinton cover of Elle Magazine
Posted by: Got my Astroglide ready ()
Date: April 12, 2015 12:09AM

Still trying. Perhaps I should stop looking at her face and just stare at her body?

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Re: On my way to the bathrrom to try and spank it to the Chelsea Clinton cover of Elle Magazine
Posted by: Where's my boner? ()
Date: April 12, 2015 12:12AM

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Re: On my way to the bathrrom to try and spank it to the Chelsea Clinton cover of Elle Magazine
Posted by: jVhhk ()
Date: April 12, 2015 12:16AM

does not live with her parents and has a ceiling

has a kid and no husband - didn't need him

that settles that

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"life is tough"

(famous expression of con artists beating around the bush)

"i'm tougher than i look"

(famous expression of Star magazine writers who didn't know what to say)


Here's What Chelsea Clinton's $10.3 Million Apartment Looks Like



^^ redacated by the tax abduction committee of farly springs (actaul state of committee is funded by, redacated)

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Re: On my way to the bathrrom to try and spank it to the Chelsea Clinton cover of Elle Magazine
Posted by: Chelsie is a boner killer ()
Date: April 12, 2015 12:21AM

Got my Astroglide ready Wrote:
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> Still trying. Perhaps I should stop looking at her
> face and just stare at her body?



What body?

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Re: On my way to the bathrrom to try and spank it to the Chelsea Clinton cover of Elle Magazine
Posted by: Got my Astroglide ready ()
Date: April 12, 2015 01:28AM

Still trying. My right hand is going numb. Should I stop?

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Re: On my way to the bathrrom to try and spank it to the Chelsea Clinton cover of Elle Magazine
Posted by: LnLyv ()
Date: April 12, 2015 11:42AM

Try sandpaper.

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Re: On my way to the bathrrom to try and spank it to the Chelsea Clinton cover of Elle Magazine
Posted by: dice man ()
Date: April 12, 2015 11:52AM

Got my Astroglide ready Wrote:
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> Still trying. My right hand is going numb. Should
> I stop?


how bout a cheese grater instead

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Re: On my way to the bathrrom to try and spank it to the Chelsea Clinton cover of Elle Magazine
Posted by: Chelsea Manning-Clinton ()
Date: April 12, 2015 11:57AM

dice man Wrote:
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> Got my Astroglide ready Wrote:
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> > Still trying. My right hand is going numb.
> Should
> > I stop?
>
>
> how bout a cheese grater instead


I think I need a cheese grater on my eye balls after seeing her. She's as ugly as that Amy Carter girl.

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Re: On my way to the bathrrom to try and spank it to the Chelsea Clinton cover of Elle Magazine
Posted by: Got my Astroglide ready ()
Date: April 12, 2015 04:19PM

After numerous failed attempts over several hours, I finally had to call it quits. I wasted an entire bottle of Astroglide. My genitals are sore. My right hand and wrist are hurting.

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Re: On my way to the bathrrom to try and spank it to the Chelsea Clinton cover of Elle Magazine
Posted by: HLbHY ()
Date: April 12, 2015 09:21PM

i thought chelsea lived at home pregnant no husband

turns out she's in NYC (where her mom was a politician) in a multi-million dollar flat on WHAT PAYCHECK ?

millionaire borne purely by government awarding itself

republican or democrat there's no choice but to conclude that wrong in many many ways. and i know it's not limited to democrats though i kid it isn't.

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Re: On my way to the bathrrom to try and spank it to the Chelsea Clinton cover of Elle Magazine
Posted by: OUCH ()
Date: April 12, 2015 09:23PM

LnLyv Wrote:
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> Try sandpaper.

OUCH

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Re: On my way to the bathrrom to try and spank it to the Chelsea Clinton cover of Elle Magazine
Posted by: vCCJV ()
Date: April 12, 2015 11:05PM

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Re: On my way to the bathrrom to try and spank it to the Chelsea Clinton cover of Elle Magazine
Posted by: hVkHU ()
Date: April 12, 2015 11:05PM

IS CHELSEA HOT ?

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Re: On my way to the bathrrom to try and spank it to the Chelsea Clinton cover of Elle Magazine
Posted by: 6wF4u ()
Date: April 12, 2015 11:06PM

uhh ... yea !!!
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Re: On my way to the bathrrom to try and spank it to the Chelsea Clinton cover of Elle Magazine
Posted by: jtNbc ()
Date: April 12, 2015 11:07PM

on your way to the bathroom don't try to cover up.

we know what your doing with that sock. that's disgusting !!

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Re: On my way to the bathrrom to try and spank it to the Chelsea Clinton cover of Elle Magazine
Posted by: I hate it when this happens... ()
Date: April 12, 2015 11:46PM

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I hate it when this happens...

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Re: On my way to the bathrrom to try and spank it to the Chelsea Clinton cover of Elle Magazine
Posted by: Good Counsel > Sidwell ()
Date: July 25, 2015 01:23AM

Sidwell Friends chicks are ugly

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Re: On my way to the bathrrom to try and spank it to the Chelsea Clinton cover of Elle Magazine
Posted by: Kay Why ()
Date: July 25, 2015 09:43AM

Next time try Amy Carter. Then and now.
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