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I just murdered in Fairfax
Posted by: Josh Beller ()
Date: April 29, 2009 05:43PM

I just killed a dog.....I kicked its teeth in then I hit it with a baseball bat four times.....I wouldn't care as much normally but it wasnt my dog I think it had owners because it had a tag around its neck and a Fairfax City address..which is where I live.......but I didnt bother to check the name I left quickly.

Now I am considering murdering humans...any advice...what kind of treatment can I receive and am I allowed to kill animals etc in Fairfax or is that illegal.

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Re: I just murdered in Fairfax
Posted by: wow ()
Date: April 29, 2009 06:08PM

I seriously think this thread should be reported to the police.

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Re: I just murdered in Fairfax
Posted by: GTFO FAG ()
Date: April 29, 2009 06:12PM

Get the fuck outta here, trollfag.

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Re: I just murdered in Fairfax
Posted by: attention ()
Date: April 29, 2009 06:28PM

did you not get enough attention today at school?

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Re: I just murdered in Fairfax
Posted by: Dog and Cat owner ()
Date: April 29, 2009 06:52PM

I'm pretty sure what you did wasn't exactly illegal...I wouldn't worry to much if I were you unless somebody actually saw you do it.

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Re: I just murdered in Fairfax
Posted by: Junes ()
Date: April 29, 2009 06:55PM

Bottle Fed by a nanny - no question about it



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/29/2009 06:55PM by Junes.

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Re: I just murdered in Fairfax
Posted by: black ops while u wait ()
Date: April 29, 2009 07:05PM

Josh Beller Wrote:
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> I just killed a dog.....I kicked its teeth in then
> I hit it with a baseball bat four times.....I
> wouldn't care as much normally but it wasnt my dog
> I think it had owners because it had a tag around
> its neck and a Fairfax City address..which is
> where I live.......but I didnt bother to check the
> name I left quickly.
>
> Now I am considering murdering humans...any
> advice...what kind of treatment can I receive and
> am I allowed to kill animals etc in Fairfax or is
> that illegal.


Please meet me at the sunoco on Lee highway, I have the solution for you, I think you will like it

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Re: I just murdered in Fairfax
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: April 29, 2009 08:02PM

You have a dark side you should seek out some help, before it gets worse.

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Re: I just murdered in Fairfax
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: April 29, 2009 11:12PM

Josh Beller Wrote:
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> I just killed a dog.....
> [...]
> Now I am considering murdering humans...any advice

leave the animals alone, the rest are fair game.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: I just murdered in Fairfax
Posted by: il ()
Date: April 30, 2009 01:11AM

please take down this tread it is too much

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Re: I just murdered in Fairfax
Posted by: jimmy jingles ()
Date: April 30, 2009 04:32AM

wtf is wrong with this forum? this place attracts some dark shit

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Re: I just murdered in Fairfax
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: April 30, 2009 05:13AM

pff... whiners.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: I just murdered in Fairfax
Posted by: gunnery sergeant ()
Date: April 30, 2009 07:10AM

Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!

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Re: I just murdered in Fairfax
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: April 30, 2009 11:23AM

gunnery sergeant Wrote:
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> Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds;
> exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid
> looking grin off your face or I will gouge out
> your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!
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Re: I just murdered in Fairfax
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: April 30, 2009 11:39AM

Gravis Wrote:
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> gunnery sergeant Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds;
> > exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that
> stupid
> > looking grin off your face or I will gouge out
> > your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO!
> THREE!

I thought the best line from that entire movie was, "Then QUIT, you slimy fuckin' walrus lookin' piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle!"

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: I just murdered in Fairfax
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: April 30, 2009 01:32PM

Outstanding movie. My dad went through MCRD in '64 (but in San Diego), but was absolutely floored at what he saw in terms of accuray re: the DIs, the bunking, the COD training, gunnery, etc. He said no movie has ever come even close to the recruit training scenes.

The part that cracks me up is the IMDB trivia on R. Lee Ermey. To wit:

"Former US Marine Corps Drill Instructor R. Lee Ermey was not originally hired to play Gunnery Sgt. Hartman but as a consultant for the Marine Corps boot camp portion of the film. He performed a demonstration on videotape in which he yelled obscene insults and abuse for 15 minutes without stopping, repeating himself or even flinching - despite being continuously pelted with tennis balls and oranges. Stanley Kubrick was so impressed that he cast Ermey as Gunnery Sgt. Hartmann."

Simply terrific!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/30/2009 01:32PM by ITRADE.

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Re: I just murdered in Fairfax
Posted by: just me ()
Date: April 30, 2009 05:20PM

you are not related to the 17 yr old herndon murderer?

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