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Pooping and Eating at the Same Time
Posted by: PossiblyUnsanitary ()
Date: April 29, 2009 05:14PM

Anyone else do this?
I happen to LOVE bringing home a big fat chipotle burrito, going home, sitting down on the shitter and then crapping my brains out whilst munching down the burrito. All jokes aside, is this unsanitary? If so, how? Shit isn't actually touching the burrito...?

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Re: Pooping and Eating at the Same Time
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: April 29, 2009 05:16PM

I almost did it once, before I realized what I was doing. Even though I was alone, I had to maintain my dignity.

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Re: Pooping and Eating at the Same Time
Posted by: Saeed ()
Date: April 29, 2009 05:19PM

Just make sure you eat with the right hand and wipe with the left.lol

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Re: Pooping and Eating at the Same Time
Posted by: King David ()
Date: April 29, 2009 05:34PM

Saeed Wrote:
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> Just make sure you eat with the right hand and
> wipe with the left.lol

AHA! You must be a Muslim.

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Re: Pooping and Eating at the Same Time
Posted by: Howie Feltersnatch ()
Date: April 29, 2009 07:13PM

It's only a good idea if you're getting a blumpkin at the same time.

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Re: Pooping and Eating at the Same Time
Posted by: Dirty Jersey ()
Date: April 29, 2009 09:15PM

I've done it before, as long as your sanitary and dont tell anyone I dont think its weird. I've also used my laptop and have my cat sit on my lap during poops

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Re: Pooping and Eating at the Same Time
Posted by: Try This ()
Date: April 30, 2009 12:10AM

Why don't you join the illegals in the porta-pots on a construction job? Sounds like you'd fit right in with them. The more, the merrier, eh?

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Re: Pooping and Eating at the Same Time
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: April 30, 2009 08:41AM

Reminds me of a dirty sanchez or even a rusty trombone.

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Re: Pooping and Eating at the Same Time
Posted by: Dirty Jersey ()
Date: April 30, 2009 06:51PM





Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/30/2009 06:51PM by Dirty Jersey.

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Re: Pooping and Eating at the Same Time
Posted by: Spunky's a Dumbass ()
Date: May 01, 2009 10:53AM

Thank goodness we live in America, where we can eat AND poop. In germany, you have to poop THAN eat, GGG.

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Re: Pooping and Eating at the Same Time
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: May 03, 2009 05:30PM

From A "Late Night Shots" party.
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