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Scary!
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: April 29, 2009 01:05AM

Having sex these days is like playing Russian Roulete, if you're single. How do those of you in this category, do it?

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Re: Scary!
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: April 29, 2009 01:38AM

you think that's bad? just think of the fright people have of accidentally reading one of your posts.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Scary!
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: April 29, 2009 02:03AM

Gravis Wrote:
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> you think that's bad? just think of the fright
> people have of accidentally reading one of your
> posts.


Gravis...my posts are enlightening and you're jealous.

Or, you are a righty whitey Repuke? Maybe you believe information

is harmful? I know I am not the only one to ponder this thought.

Or, maybe I have the option and you don't babycakes...

Eat your heart out!

Are you a 28 yr. old hot studmuffin?

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Re: Scary!
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: April 29, 2009 02:53AM

spunky Wrote:
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> Having sex these days is like playing Russian
> Roulete, if you're single. How do those of you in
> this category, do it?



How do I have sex? Think Caligula, Nero, and Marquis de Sade in one person. That's me.


Having said that, I cannot imagine anyone coming close to Spunky's cooch. It would be like smelling feta cheese that's been sitting in a hot car.

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Re: Scary!
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: April 29, 2009 02:57AM

Furfur Wrote:
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> spunky Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Having sex these days is like playing Russian
> > Roulete, if you're single. How do those of you
> in
> > this category, do it?
>
>
>
> How do I have sex? Think Caligula, Nero, and
> Marquis de Sade in one person. That's me.
>
>
> Having said that, I cannot imagine anyone coming
> close to Spunky's cooch. It would be like smelling
> feta cheese that's been sitting in a hot car.


I would bet you totally over-estimating yourself (Alias) and

absolutely under-estimate the Queen Bee...Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

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Re: Scary!
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: April 29, 2009 03:00AM

Spunky, when you only clean your vag every couple of months, things like this start growing.
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Re: Scary!
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: April 29, 2009 03:03AM

Humor me? Did you take this picture? Par for course.

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Re: Scary!
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: April 29, 2009 03:13AM

You better let somebody love you...before it's to late...Desperado!

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Re: Scary!
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: April 29, 2009 07:59AM

Officially, I am repulsed by this thread.

Unofficially, of course, Im LOLing my ass off.

Now carry on.

______________________________________________
I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.

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Re: Scary!
Posted by: oaktonmom ()
Date: April 29, 2009 09:54AM

Ugh ... thread topic should really contain a warning label! Are you wee hour posters drinking or working?

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Re: Scary!
Posted by: hooder ()
Date: April 29, 2009 10:26AM

Frankly, it's best to stick with the married ones... they're far more careful,clean, and discreet. Once you get past the fact that they live a lie.

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Re: Scary!
Posted by: DC ()
Date: April 29, 2009 01:37PM

oaktonmom Wrote:
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> Ugh ... thread topic should really contain a
> warning label! Are you wee hour posters drinking
> or working?

+1 "spiky.. pink.. AHH!" SCROLL

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Re: Scary!
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: April 29, 2009 08:09PM

oaktonmom Wrote:
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> Ugh ... thread topic should really contain a
> warning label! Are you wee hour posters drinking
> or working?


Are you married?

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Re: Scary!
Posted by: oaktonmom ()
Date: April 29, 2009 08:12PM

why?

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Re: Scary!
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: April 29, 2009 08:13PM

hodder Wrote:
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> Frankly, it's best to stick with the married
> ones... they're far more careful,clean, and
> discreet. Once you get past the fact that they
> live a lie.


That's what you want to think. Married people cheat, unless

you are so arrogant to think you are their first and only one.

A cheater is a cheater, like a leopard they never lose their spots.

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Re: Scary!
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: April 29, 2009 10:44PM

oaktonmom said:

"Are you wee hour posters drinking or working?"
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Re: Scary!
Posted by: Dwight. ()
Date: April 29, 2009 10:49PM

hello ladies!

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Re: Scary!
Posted by: angelus42774 ()
Date: April 30, 2009 09:36AM

Spunky,

We all know you go trolling for your boyfriends over at the 7-11 or in known terrorist fund raisers held circa 2000.

Do us all a favor go eat a pig from Egypt.

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