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What are English soldiers doing in Northern Ireland in 2009?
Posted by: ?uestion Mark ()
Date: April 26, 2009 04:05PM

What are English soldiers doing in Northern Ireland in 2009? Does England still have a place on the Irish Island? What's up with that?

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Re: What are English soldiers doing in Northern Ireland in 2009?
Posted by: Judge Crater ()
Date: April 26, 2009 04:39PM

keeping the peace

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Re: What are English soldiers doing in Northern Ireland in 2009?
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: April 26, 2009 09:55PM

They are there to protect the rights of the minority Irish protestants. Makes one happy that we live in a country that has a history of protecting the rights of minorities.

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Re: What are English soldiers doing in Northern Ireland in 2009?
Posted by: Tommy ()
Date: April 26, 2009 10:47PM

They're drinking beer and trying to get laid just like soldiers everywhere.

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Re: What are English soldiers doing in Northern Ireland in 2009?
Posted by: Eight Men and a Neckbeard ()
Date: April 27, 2009 08:27PM

Keeping their piece.

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Re: What are English soldiers doing in Northern Ireland in 2009?
Posted by: Mofo ()
Date: April 27, 2009 08:35PM

What are American soldiers doing in Germany, Japan, and South Korea?

What are American soldiers doing in Cuba (that base started when Cuba was still part of Spain).

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Re: What are English soldiers doing in Northern Ireland in 2009?
Posted by: Eastsider ()
Date: April 28, 2009 08:22AM

England and Northern Ireland are both part of the United Kingdom, so it doesn't surprise me that many of the troops in Belfast would be English. I bet there are also a fair number of soldiers from Northern Ireland in London.

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Re: What are English soldiers doing in Northern Ireland in 2009?
Posted by: General Jethro Bodine ()
Date: April 28, 2009 09:38AM

Mofo Wrote:
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> What are American soldiers doing in Germany,
> Japan, and South Korea?
>
> What are American soldiers doing in Cuba (that
> base started when Cuba was still part of Spain).

Situation Report

American GI's in Germany are drinking very good beer and trying to get laid.
They have a very high rate of success there.

American GI's in Japan are drinking great saki and trying to get laid.
They have a very high rate of success there.

American GI's in South Korea are drinking beer, eating kimchi and trying
to get laid. Here, they have a 100% success rate, therefore providing an
example to soldiers in the other Commands.


American GI's in Cuba are drinking beer but there are very few women there.
However, they have the situation well at hand. We are making every effort
to recruit more female volunteers for this assignment and Recruiters have
been given higher quotas. They are aware that their efforts are important
to the moral of the Southern Command and this has been elevated to Mission
Critical status.


Will must continue to strive for perfection! GO ARMY!!!

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Re: What are English soldiers doing in Northern Ireland in 2009?
Posted by: Sculler ()
Date: April 28, 2009 10:43AM

The English have been wearing out their welcome in Ireland for hundreds of years.

I hope you're sitting down for this one as well: There are illegal Mexican immigrants in the United States right this very minute! Holy Shit!

Try and keep up.

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Re: What are English soldiers doing in Northern Ireland in 2009?
Posted by: Thomas and His English Muffins ()
Date: April 28, 2009 11:17AM

Here come the English soldiers right now.
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Re: What are English soldiers doing in Northern Ireland in 2009?
Posted by: Mofo ()
Date: April 28, 2009 03:36PM

General Jethro Bodine Wrote:
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> Mofo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What are American soldiers doing in Germany,
> > Japan, and South Korea?
> >
> > What are American soldiers doing in Cuba (that
> > base started when Cuba was still part of
> Spain).
>
> Situation Report
>
> American GI's in Germany are drinking very good
> beer and trying to get laid.
> They have a very high rate of success there.
>
> American GI's in Japan are drinking great saki and
> trying to get laid.
> They have a very high rate of success there.
>
> American GI's in South Korea are drinking beer,
> eating kimchi and trying
> to get laid. Here, they have a 100% success rate,
> therefore providing an
> example to soldiers in the other Commands.
>
>
> American GI's in Cuba are drinking beer but there
> are very few women there.
> However, they have the situation well at hand. We
> are making every effort
> to recruit more female volunteers for this
> assignment and Recruiters have
> been given higher quotas. They are aware that
> their efforts are important
> to the moral of the Southern Command and this has
> been elevated to Mission
> Critical status.
>
>
> Will must continue to strive for perfection! GO
> ARMY!!!

Lol.

How about Qatar, Kuwait, Iceland, Spain, Bosnia, and Italy? Are the Koreans really that easy?

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