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Why does eating Doritos make my poop hard?
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Very hard poop?
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Date: March 02, 2015 02:41AM
Why?
Re: Why does eating Doritos make my poop hard?
Posted by:
Butt Doctor
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Date: March 02, 2015 03:32AM
The cure for hard poop is to eat at Tippy's Taco!
Re: Why does eating Doritos make my poop hard?
Posted by:
splooosh
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Date: March 02, 2015 08:10AM
Too much cheese, so dip those chips in beans and salsa. (more fiber)
Problem solved. You're welcome. :)
Problem solved. You're welcome. :)
Re: Why does eating Doritos make my poop hard?
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: March 02, 2015 08:15AM
Chemicals, such as artificial flavors make it a bowel burster.
Re: Why does eating Doritos make my poop hard?
Posted by:
OP.
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Date: March 02, 2015 05:35PM
So what can I do to continue eating Doritos but not make going to the bathroom so uncomfortable?
Re: Why does eating Doritos make my poop hard?
Posted by:
LGxUH
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Date: March 02, 2015 05:38PM
dipped them in laxitive. problem solved.
Re: Why does eating Doritos make my poop hard?
Posted by:
Yucky24. - Poop Expert
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Date: March 02, 2015 06:14PM
Because they don't have a lot of fiber in them?
Males should be eating at least 40 grams of fiber per day or between 150% to 200% of what most nutrition labels recommend.
I recommend that you eat a big bowl of raisin bran cereal every morning, a couple bananas, apples and pears (unsweetened applesauce cups and diced fruit cups makes this very easy), put beans into your food whenever you can (like with chili), some green peas, a handful of mixed nuts, et cetera.
You can also boost your daily fiber intake with fiber-fortified foods. They're everywhere now. You can get bread that has like 5 grams of fiber per slice. The Quest bars I eat every day have like 17 grams of fiber per bar...
You can also take Benefiber every day and stool softening gel tablets.
Follow my advice and you'll feel like you're pooping flower petals and baby duck feathers.
You're welcome.
Males should be eating at least 40 grams of fiber per day or between 150% to 200% of what most nutrition labels recommend.
I recommend that you eat a big bowl of raisin bran cereal every morning, a couple bananas, apples and pears (unsweetened applesauce cups and diced fruit cups makes this very easy), put beans into your food whenever you can (like with chili), some green peas, a handful of mixed nuts, et cetera.
You can also boost your daily fiber intake with fiber-fortified foods. They're everywhere now. You can get bread that has like 5 grams of fiber per slice. The Quest bars I eat every day have like 17 grams of fiber per bar...
You can also take Benefiber every day and stool softening gel tablets.
Follow my advice and you'll feel like you're pooping flower petals and baby duck feathers.
You're welcome.
Re: Why does eating Doritos make my poop hard?
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: March 02, 2015 06:46PM
Yucky24. - Poop Expert Wrote:
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> Because they don't have a lot of fiber in them?
>
> Males should be eating at least 40 grams of fiber
> per day or between 150% to 200% of what most
> nutrition labels recommend.
>
> I recommend that you eat a big bowl of raisin bran
> cereal every morning, a couple bananas, apples and
> pears (unsweetened applesauce cups and diced fruit
> cups makes this very easy), put beans into your
> food whenever you can (like with chili), some
> green peas, a handful of mixed nuts, et cetera.
>
> You can also boost your daily fiber intake with
> fiber-fortified foods. They're everywhere now. You
> can get bread that has like 5 grams of fiber per
> slice. The Quest bars I eat every day have like 17
> grams of fiber per bar...
>
> You can also take Benefiber every day and stool
> softening gel tablets.
>
> Follow my advice and you'll feel like you're
> pooping flower petals and baby duck feathers.
>
> You're welcome.
Yucky good info for the non IBS crowd. Feel free to comment in the food your bowels don't like thread, as you seem to be knowledgeable about bowels.
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> Because they don't have a lot of fiber in them?
>
> Males should be eating at least 40 grams of fiber
> per day or between 150% to 200% of what most
> nutrition labels recommend.
>
> I recommend that you eat a big bowl of raisin bran
> cereal every morning, a couple bananas, apples and
> pears (unsweetened applesauce cups and diced fruit
> cups makes this very easy), put beans into your
> food whenever you can (like with chili), some
> green peas, a handful of mixed nuts, et cetera.
>
> You can also boost your daily fiber intake with
> fiber-fortified foods. They're everywhere now. You
> can get bread that has like 5 grams of fiber per
> slice. The Quest bars I eat every day have like 17
> grams of fiber per bar...
>
> You can also take Benefiber every day and stool
> softening gel tablets.
>
> Follow my advice and you'll feel like you're
> pooping flower petals and baby duck feathers.
>
> You're welcome.
Yucky good info for the non IBS crowd. Feel free to comment in the food your bowels don't like thread, as you seem to be knowledgeable about bowels.
Re: Why does eating Doritos make my poop hard?
Posted by:
AI
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Date: March 02, 2015 08:04PM
I've been asking that question all my life. Why is my poop so soft when my life is so hard?
Re: Why does eating Doritos make my poop hard?
Posted by:
Josh Duggar says
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Date: August 29, 2015 07:41AM
put vaseline up your ass!