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My Soliloquy
Posted by: Molly Bloom ()
Date: April 22, 2009 03:27PM

I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.

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Re: My Soliloquy
Posted by: Jack Handey ()
Date: April 22, 2009 03:30PM

WTF.
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Re: My Soliloquy
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: April 22, 2009 03:38PM

This thread makes me way hornier than the hottest chicks ever thread.

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Re: My Soliloquy
Posted by: Vincent ()
Date: April 22, 2009 03:47PM

Hey! That's literature! What's that doing on this stupid site?

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Re: My Soliloquy
Posted by: Limerick ()
Date: April 22, 2009 04:05PM

ferfux Wrote:
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> This thread makes me way hornier than the hottest
> chicks ever thread.

Too bad it was written by a greasy, pimply-faced kid.

Or is that your type?

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Re: My Soliloquy
Posted by: Vincent ()
Date: April 22, 2009 04:08PM

James Joyce was a a greasy, pimply-faced kid?

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Re: My Soliloquy
Posted by: Curious. ()
Date: April 22, 2009 04:11PM

Molly Bloom Wrote:
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> I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the
> rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or
> shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under
> the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as
> another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask
> again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say
> yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms
> around him yes and drew him down to me so he could
> feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was
> going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.

And then what happened?

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Re: My Soliloquy
Posted by: Jimmy Joyce ()
Date: April 22, 2009 04:15PM

And then the book was banned.

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Re: My Soliloquy
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: April 22, 2009 04:15PM

Limerick Wrote:
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> ferfux Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This thread makes me way hornier than the
> hottest
> > chicks ever thread.
>
> Too bad it was written by a greasy, pimply-faced
> kid.
>
> Or is that your type?

hahahahahahaha stupidity. Its WHATS FOR DINNER!

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Re: My Soliloquy
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: April 22, 2009 05:25PM

Kate Bush's version of Joyce.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJc64xncBt4

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Re: My Soliloquy
Posted by: Leo Bloom ()
Date: April 22, 2009 09:21PM

It's refreshing to know that not all FFX posters are ignorant philistines incapable of recognizing literary works.

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Re: My Soliloquy
Posted by: MY SOLILOQUY ()
Date: April 22, 2009 11:42PM

Have yall, or anyone for that matter heard of an EMINEM song with jay-z on any of his next two albums?

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Re: My Soliloquy
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: April 23, 2009 08:57AM


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Re: My Soliloquy
Posted by: Sneed Hearn ()
Date: April 24, 2009 07:18PM

I want an Andalusian tonight! Is there a 900 number I can dial?

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Re: My Soliloquy
Posted by: Black Francis ()
Date: April 25, 2009 10:44AM

Sneed Hearn Wrote:
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> I want an Andalusian tonight! Is there a 900
> number I can dial?

I am un chien andalusia!
I wanna grow up to be, be a debaser!

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