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2 Democrats On An Escalator
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: April 17, 2009 12:12AM


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Re: 2 Democrats On An Escalator
Date: April 17, 2009 06:18AM

Alias Wrote:
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In contrast, Republicans would ban the science and education necessary to invent the escalator in the first place because Jesus and the Founding Fathers didn't have escalators.

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Re: 2 Democrats On An Escalator
Posted by: tighty righty ()
Date: April 17, 2009 07:42AM

TRUE, SO TRUE.

They probably then sued the escalator manufacturer for damages. The ACLU became involved because of sexual and racial discrimination. There was a class action suit on behalf of all minorities and congress passed a huge tax on them

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Re: 2 Democrats On An Escalator
Posted by: Actually ()
Date: April 17, 2009 08:26AM

I heard a rumor that Gov. Patterson of NY wants to ban escalators due to their contribution to his state's obesity rate.

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Re: 2 Democrats On An Escalator
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: April 17, 2009 09:22AM

Is assuming a black male and a white female are democrats a form of profiling? Could that state of mind be the root cause of the republican parties problems?

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Re: 2 Democrats On An Escalator
Posted by: Jester ()
Date: April 17, 2009 09:32AM

WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
>
>
> In contrast, Republicans would ban the science and
> education necessary to invent the escalator in the
> first place because Jesus and the Founding Fathers
> didn't have escalators.

+2 Republicans, while they rob the government to give money to there friends, they send the US back to the stone ages.

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Re: 2 Democrats On An Escalator
Date: April 17, 2009 10:02AM

Vince(1) Wrote:
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> Is assuming a black male and a white female are
> democrats a form of profiling? Could that state
> of mind be the root cause of the republican
> parties problems?


No. It's because the fat-ass Republican who they cast for the spot couldn't fit his Rascal on the escalator...

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Re: 2 Democrats On An Escalator
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: April 17, 2009 10:07AM

Funny video...the black guy sorta looks like Michael Steele.

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Re: 2 Democrats On An Escalator
Posted by: Alias: The Dainty One ()
Date: April 17, 2009 10:15AM

Alias,

At the tea party, did you drink your tea with your pinky finger erect?

I bet you did.
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Re: 2 Democrats On An Escalator
Date: April 17, 2009 10:23AM

tighty righty Wrote:
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> TRUE, SO TRUE.
>
> They probably then sued the escalator manufacturer
> for damages. The ACLU became involved because of
> sexual and racial discrimination. There was a
> class action suit on behalf of all minorities and
> congress passed a huge tax on them


You guys forgot to point out that the escalator wouldn't have broken down if the Republicans hadn't cut the budgets for inspectors in order to give bigger no-bid contracts to Halliburton and Blackwater.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/17/2009 10:24AM by WashingTone Locian.

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Re: 2 Democrats On An Escalator
Posted by: Process Server ()
Date: April 17, 2009 10:31AM

Tighty Righty,

You've been served.
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Re: 2 Democrats On An Escalator
Posted by: tighty righty ()
Date: April 17, 2009 11:24AM

WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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>
> No. It's because the fat-ass Republican who they
> cast for the spot couldn't fit his Rascal on the
> escalator...
>
>
Why do you continue to show your bigotry against fat people? Your bigotry has to spill over to racial and sexual bigotry also. What a bigot.

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Re: 2 Democrats On An Escalator
Posted by: SBS ()
Date: April 17, 2009 11:43AM

Vince(1) Wrote:
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> Is assuming a black male and a white female are
> democrats a form of profiling? Could that state
> of mind be the root cause of the republican
> parties problems?

No, they are assumed democrats because they're stuck on an escalator.

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Re: 2 Democrats On An Escalator
Date: April 17, 2009 11:43AM

tighty righty Wrote:
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> WashingTone Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> >
> > No. It's because the fat-ass Republican who
> they
> > cast for the spot couldn't fit his Rascal on
> the
> > escalator...
> >
> >
> Why do you continue to show your bigotry against
> fat people? Your bigotry has to spill over to
> racial and sexual bigotry also. What a bigot.

Bigotry is technically religious intolerance derived from the root "by God."

As far as I can tell, I haven't expressed religious, racial or sexual intolerance. I don't believe in condemning people for things they can't change or shouldn't be expected to change. As for fat people, I have little tolerance for people who choose to be unhealthy and disgusting and then cry about being mistreated. Most, if not all, fat people could lose weight if they really tried. They don't and I have no sympathy.

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Re: 2 Democrats On An Escalator
Posted by: tighty righty ()
Date: April 17, 2009 11:47AM

big⋅ot⋅ry
   /ˈbɪgətri/
1. stubborn and complete intolerance of any creed, belief, or opinion that differs from one's own.
2. the actions, beliefs, prejudices, etc., of a bigot.


You are a bigot. Nothing exclusive about religion.

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Re: 2 Democrats On An Escalator
Date: April 17, 2009 12:01PM

tighty righty Wrote:
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> big⋅ot⋅ry
>    /ˈbɪgətri/
> 1. stubborn and complete intolerance of any
> creed, belief, or opinion that differs from one's
> own.
> 2. the actions, beliefs, prejudices, etc., of a
> bigot.
>
>
> You are a bigot. Nothing exclusive about
> religion.

Regardless, I stand by my view of fat people, such as yourself. You are a drain on society. Lose some fucking weight.

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Re: 2 Democrats On An Escalator
Posted by: WTL wrong again ()
Date: April 17, 2009 12:24PM

tighty righty Wrote:
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> big⋅ot⋅ry
>    /ˈbɪgətri/
> 1. stubborn and complete intolerance of any
> creed, belief, or opinion that differs from one's
> own.
> 2. the actions, beliefs, prejudices, etc., of a
> bigot.
>
>
> You are a bigot. Nothing exclusive about
> religion.


Nice job Tighty Righty

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Re: 2 Democrats On An Escalator
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: April 17, 2009 12:25PM

Tighttard Righttard...Its free corn dog night at the Flint Tropics game tonight...

chow DOWN, big fella.

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Re: 2 Democrats On An Escalator
Posted by: WTL is a bigot ()
Date: April 17, 2009 12:26PM

WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> tighty righty Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > WashingTone Locian Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> > >
> > > No. It's because the fat-ass Republican who
> > they
> > > cast for the spot couldn't fit his Rascal on
> > the
> > > escalator...
> > >
> > >
> > Why do you continue to show your bigotry
> against
> > fat people? Your bigotry has to spill over to
> > racial and sexual bigotry also. What a bigot.
>
> Bigotry is technically religious intolerance
> derived from the root "by God."
>
> As far as I can tell, I haven't expressed
> religious, racial or sexual intolerance. I don't
> believe in condemning people for things they can't
> change or shouldn't be expected to change. As for
> fat people, I have little tolerance for people who
> choose to be unhealthy and disgusting and then cry
> about being mistreated. Most, if not all, fat
> people could lose weight if they really tried.
> They don't and I have no sympathy.


Asshole! What's the matter, did you get beat up by an overweight person when you were little?

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Re: 2 Democrats On An Escalator
Date: April 17, 2009 12:42PM

WTL wrong again Wrote:
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> tighty righty Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > big⋅ot⋅ry
> >    /ˈbɪgətri/
> > 1. stubborn and complete intolerance of any
> > creed, belief, or opinion that differs from
> one's
> > own.
> > 2. the actions, beliefs, prejudices, etc., of
> a
> > bigot.
> >
> >
> > You are a bigot. Nothing exclusive about
> > religion.
>
>
> Nice job Tighty Righty


Tighty Righty is actually wrong. I didn't want to bother with it. But since you moron(s) like to take the bait, here's your definition of "creed"

creed
   /krid/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [kreed] Show IPA
–noun
1. any system, doctrine, or formula of religious belief, as of a denomination.
2. any system or codification of belief or of opinion.
3. an authoritative, formulated statement of the chief articles of Christian belief, as the Apostles' Creed, the Nicene Creed, or the Athanasian Creed.


In other words, bigotry applies to religion, not to fat people.

Once again...WashingToneLocian FTW!



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Re: 2 Democrats On An Escalator
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: April 17, 2009 01:40PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/26/2012 04:57PM by Alias.

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Re: 2 Democrats On An Escalator
Date: April 17, 2009 01:43PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Washington wrote:
> "In contrast, Republicans would ban the science
> and education necessary to invent the escalator in
> the first place because Jesus and the Founding
> Fathers didn't have escalators."
> ____________________________
> In contrast, Republicans would get off the
> escalator.
>
> I doubt Jesus or George Washington would play a
> major role in this decision.

In reality, Democrats and Republicans would both get off the escalator.

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Re: 2 Democrats On An Escalator
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: April 17, 2009 01:48PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/26/2012 04:55PM by Alias.

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Re: 2 Democrats On An Escalator
Date: April 17, 2009 02:09PM

Alias Wrote:
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> You're kidding me.


Nope. I'm just pointing out that this dead horse isn't getting any deader, so it's time to quit beatin'

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Re: 2 Democrats On An Escalator
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: April 17, 2009 02:56PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/26/2012 04:54PM by Alias.

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Re: 2 Democrats On An Escalator
Posted by: Doug Tracht MIA ()
Date: April 17, 2009 03:03PM

This one, Alias's boyfriend.
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Re: 2 Democrats On An Escalator
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: April 18, 2009 04:42AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/26/2012 04:43PM by Alias.

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Re: 2 Democrats On An Escalator
Posted by: Libertarian1 ()
Date: April 18, 2009 10:09PM

The assumption that they are Democrats is based on the fact that they are looking for someone else to help them out of a situation that they could easily work their own way out of.

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