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The toilet paper in my office makes my butthole bleed after a few whips
Posted by: Butt hurt ()
Date: January 30, 2015 09:28PM

It's so rough and cheap. Blood after a few wipes.

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Re: The toilet paper in my office makes my butthole bleed after a few whips
Posted by: Like a G6 ()
Date: January 30, 2015 09:34PM

You should probably try wiping instead of whipping then

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Re: The toilet paper in my office makes my butthole bleed after a few whips
Posted by: Marcus Welby ()
Date: January 30, 2015 09:35PM

The TP is telling you it's time to cut down on the anal sex.

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Re: The toilet paper in my office makes my butthole bleed after a few whips
Posted by: flushable baby wipes ()
Date: January 30, 2015 10:41PM

I worked at an office where I swear to God they must have gotten a bulk deal on a warehouse quantity of surplus Soviet bog rolls, because that's all they stocked the stalls with, was this weird, brown, unperforated toilet paper.

I probably would have done less damage to my brown eye if I'd decided to wipe with 220 grit sandpaper.

I finally wised up and bought some flushable baby wipes. You should, too.

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Re: The toilet paper in my office makes my butthole bleed after a few whips
Posted by: Pancho Villa ()
Date: January 31, 2015 12:13AM

It's not the TP, you have been eating too much Tippy's Taco!

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Re: The toilet paper in my office makes my butthole bleed after a few whips
Posted by: N0TED ()
Date: January 31, 2015 01:34AM

pinch it off and move on. tp is purely optional folks.

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Re: The toilet paper in my office makes my butthole bleed after a few whips
Posted by: GROSSSSS ()
Date: January 31, 2015 01:36AM

N0TED Wrote:
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> pinch it off and move on. tp is purely optional
> folks.


O M G LOL

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Re: The toilet paper in my office makes my butthole bleed after a few whips
Posted by: brown capper ()
Date: January 31, 2015 08:23AM

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Re: The toilet paper in my office makes my butthole bleed after a few whips
Posted by: Your Asshole Will Thank You ()
Date: January 31, 2015 07:31PM

flushable baby wipes Wrote:
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> I worked at an office where I swear to God they
> must have gotten a bulk deal on a warehouse
> quantity of surplus Soviet bog rolls, because
> that's all they stocked the stalls with, was this
> weird, brown, unperforated toilet paper.
>
> I probably would have done less damage to my brown
> eye if I'd decided to wipe with 220 grit
> sandpaper.
>
> I finally wised up and bought some flushable baby
> wipes. You should, too.


+1 on the baby wipes. Those things have saved my asshole many times.

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Re: The toilet paper in my office makes my butthole bleed after a few whips
Posted by: Mark Mothersbow ()
Date: January 31, 2015 07:35PM

If a good crap comes around, you must whip it.

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Re: The toilet paper in my office makes my butthole bleed after a few whips
Posted by: DEVOLUTION ()
Date: January 31, 2015 07:46PM

Mark Mothersbow Wrote:
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> If a good crap comes around, you must whip it.


Devo must be proud

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