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Who Likes Donuts????
Posted by:
Homer Simpson
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Date: April 15, 2009 12:11PM
Hi,
I am writing a book about donut jokes and anecdotes, please can you guys tell me all about donuts?
free 20 donuts for the best one - seriously
I am writing a book about donut jokes and anecdotes, please can you guys tell me all about donuts?
free 20 donuts for the best one - seriously
Re: Who Likes Donuts????
Posted by:
bdimag
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Date: April 15, 2009 12:19PM
what's round and has a hole in it?
a donut
a donut
Re: Who Likes Donuts????
Posted by:
COPS
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Date: April 15, 2009 12:26PM
http://forums.officer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19461
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
Re: Who Likes Donuts????
Posted by:
homer simpson
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Date: April 15, 2009 12:30PM
COPS Wrote:
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> http://forums.officer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=
> 19461
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> A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks
> him to get out of the car. After looking the man
> over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice
> your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
> The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer,
> I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed.
> Have you been eating doughnuts?"
HA HA i like that one
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> http://forums.officer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=
> 19461
>
> A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks
> him to get out of the car. After looking the man
> over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice
> your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
> The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer,
> I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed.
> Have you been eating doughnuts?"
HA HA i like that one
Re: Who Likes Donuts????
Posted by:
Ty Webb
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Date: April 15, 2009 12:56PM
A flute without holes is not a flute. A donut without a hole is a Danish.
Re: Who Likes Donuts????
Posted by:
jhey
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Date: April 15, 2009 04:17PM
A donut walks into a bagel shop. Guy behind the counter says, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here."
Re: Who Likes Donuts????
Posted by:
Bob in Southeast Loudoun
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Date: April 15, 2009 04:41PM
I have a good bagel joke.
A Martian lands his spaceship on earth, but in the course of the landing he damages one of his tires, so he goes looking for a new one. He sees a store with round things in the window and goes in to buy one.
"My good man, I would like to buy one of your wheels," the Martian says.
The counterman responds, "You idiot, those aren't wheels, those are bagels."
The Martian says, "Bagels??"
The counterman says, "Yeah, and they are delicious. Here, try one." He hands the Martian an everything bagel.
The Martian takes a bite and says, "MMMM, you know what? These would go great with lox!"
LOL
A Martian lands his spaceship on earth, but in the course of the landing he damages one of his tires, so he goes looking for a new one. He sees a store with round things in the window and goes in to buy one.
"My good man, I would like to buy one of your wheels," the Martian says.
The counterman responds, "You idiot, those aren't wheels, those are bagels."
The Martian says, "Bagels??"
The counterman says, "Yeah, and they are delicious. Here, try one." He hands the Martian an everything bagel.
The Martian takes a bite and says, "MMMM, you know what? These would go great with lox!"
LOL
Re: Who Likes Donuts????
Posted by:
wiiman
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Date: April 15, 2009 04:53PM
I dont get it, who is lox
Re: Who Likes Donuts????
Posted by:
Ha
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Date: April 15, 2009 05:06PM
wiiman Wrote:
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> I dont get it, who is lox
I actually laughed because it was such a dumb joke.
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> I dont get it, who is lox
I actually laughed because it was such a dumb joke.